Another failure on the doorstep! Learn about Operation Free Voices, new from La Sayona's plan to attack the country
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Published at: 19/08/2026 09:01 PM
Caracas, Wednesday, August 19, 2026.
From the Country meeting room, because we are relaunching our collective of the Chavista Sifrinos.
Patriota del Valle Arriba Country Club.
Hello gordoooooooooo! How are you, my chubby politzia, my baby Gerber del Furrial, my spoiled baby? I am active because since Cori said that we, the Chavistas, had reached the end, I decided to put on my campaign shoes, my false eyelashes and my extensions to show her that she is far from reality, because here there is Chavism for a while.
Chavism is over! , is the phrase that Cori used last week at a Forum in Montevideo to say that Chavism had disappeared and that she is ready to govern Venezuela. God! When I heard that I understood that Cori suffers from the syndrome of “PSYCHOLOGICAL PROJECTION”, which is expressed when a person reflects their own reality, on another person. Now, we all know here who is in danger of extinction and it's not exactly us. I drink! Cori didn't want to understand that Chavism is a reality and that in the most complex moments it sticks together more strongly, really! please orrr!
Despite the fact that this phrase, even if it is a lie, is very disliked, I drink! seriously! We should not pay much attention to Cori because my friends are still under the influence of medication for their problems of anxiety, anger and explosive emotions. God! Even if my friends try to tell the world that everything is fine at home, the procession goes inside and with a lot of water, believe me.
MY CARAOTICA REFRITA WITH SUGAR, CHEESE, EGG AND AVOCADO. Today, many followers of Cori want to understand what the political future of my friends is. For example, no one understands the behavior of those who called themselves friends of Cori, those presidents and right-wing politicians who previously went astray to take a picture with her, to have her as a guest in their homes, but today they openly avoid her like someone looking at a black cat and moving away. I drink! Do the math, two presidential inaugurations in the last month and nothing! , my girl doesn't show up even by mistake, it's just that a photo with Cori right now is a problem. As I mentioned it to you in my previous letters, my friends write and most of them leave it in blue, and even the intervention of her political father, the paraco, could not guarantee the presence of my girl in the front row of the party, however, Cori is moving all her strength to move from Panama to Colombia, only that the earthquake delayed her plans.
God! it's obvious. Joining a person who doesn't hide their desires for power for power comes at a cost, but that's not the only problem my girl is facing today. Cori's allies from the world's extreme right have been cautious to see that she doesn't waste time flirting with socialists or the left, when it suits her. In other words, Cori is not loyal to anyone, and that has cast doubt on more than one who in the past lent her support to Óseaaaa Bebito! I'll tell you that a few days ago I almost drowned with a spoonful of caviar. My friends at the Think Tank Cato Institute showed me the chat where a U.S. senator's advisor said: “Machado is unpredictable”, referring to Cori I DIED DEAD!
MY TODDY ICE CREAM. Another factor that keeps my friend Cori off the lists of the international protocol is that neither she, nor the budgie group, has been able to explain how it is that there are polls where Cori has, according to them, 78.3% of the intention to vote, and yet, with all that supposed “stratospheric approval”, my friend Cori cannot gather a thousand people in Caracas. Oseaaaa, hellouuu! This is where you realize that Cori's communication swarm is pure props: they keep her alive on social networks, but without life on the street. God! It's like those influencers who have half a million followers on their social networks, then they open a store and only go to three cousins with a neighbor to buy them! Where is the power? please!
However, Cori has been abandoned not only by leaders, businessmen and power groups, but by her stingy opposition allies. My friends know that they cannot maintain eternal blackmail against some opposition factors, who have often pretended to support them just because they are afraid of being demolished on social networks through CorienJambre. God! Nobody wants it and most of the lousy people who shake hands with her in public today go out behind their backs, get together, make plans to go to regional elections and try to send messages to the government under the table, unfortunately, everything is known here, Diosdado José!
MY LITTLE TORREJITA DE GUANAGUANA. Who was going to say that the lousy opponents most committed to Cori, including the yellows and yellows of PJ who used to swear eternal love to my friends, were today going to crawl at the feet of Dinorah Figuera, because if there's anything to be opposed to it, it's that they easily ride the bus of treason and change leadership like changing their underwear. This is NOT the case in Chavism, because we walk on a single path and follow a single leadership. That's why they seek to invent and promote situations to divide us and make us look like them, bone! How do I explain it to you!
It was worthless that Cori threatened them at the Panamanian conclave. God! I can swear to you by Dior and Cartier that Cori told them that: if they dared to betray her, she would destroy them, but like many of those who took the photo in Panama with her, now they turned their backs on her and my friends were left in a tunnel of no return. That's why we now see some characters who until a fortnight ago were tweeting “With María Corina Until The End” and now they're biting Dinorah Figuera's cake, cheese, cookies and even a mondongo, damn it! they are traitors, accommodating and unscrupulous, please!
MY DOUGH OF WET BREAD IN GUARAPO. Faced with that bleak picture marked by the support that was taken away from him and the betrayal of his political circle, my friend Cori is playing it again, but this time his big bet depends on a lobby and the U.S. Congress. Magalli told me that Cori hopes that Congress will push to impose an election date in Venezuela and that she will be included as a candidate without even having a registered party or campaigning in the country. Bone! My friend Cori wants to take advantage of the electoral fight for control of the Capitol to try to do theirs, definitely! Cori is not measured.
To lobby Congress and try to do damage control for all the mistakes made, my friend hired a new lobbyist in Washington. Wait! God! , that this is ANOTHER lobbyist, yet another one! , recalls that in June she had hired a former official of the “interim government of Narnia”, that is, a suitcase holder owned by Juan Guaidó who is called RAFAEL ALFONZO SILVA and now has a company called RP&B Consulting. Now comes the best! This Rafael Silva has not been able to save Cori from his misfortune, on the contrary, now Cori believes that Leopoldo López's louse infiltrated him to keep her out of the game, so now she's looking for Ed Rogers. All a bad drink! all wrong!
God! , when I saw that Cori hired a new lobby I was thoughtful, and looking intently in the mirror I said to myself: myself! if Cori is a Nobel Laureate, if Cori is a leader as they say she is, if Cori has a 150% acceptance rate in the polls she sends out, then why does she need a lobby? , I'll leave it there, damn it!
MY CHOCOLATE CARLTON. One of the tasks entrusted by Cori is to help the American bipartisanism to put pressure on the Venezuelan government, to put an end to the dialogue table between the National Assembly and former AN2015 deputies. I warned you, it's a lie that Cori is going to let the dialogue go on, baby! nothing that excludes her will be welcomed by her. Remember, her interest is not in people, but in HERSELF, period and semicolon! , is his ego EN 4k.
This lobby must also be responsible for asking for forgiveness for the acts that Cori has committed. She knows the magnitude of her mistakes and now she has to pay to try to solve them. Even so, Katlyn, my gringo friend who spends her time walking around the West Wing of the White House, tells me that the rejection of Cori in those parts of the world is VERY high. For this reason, her same former allies have decided to look to other interlocutors and that makes Cori desperate, I swear to you on Dior and Cartier!
MY MILKY GREEN CANDY WITH SWEET CLOVES. The one who is not very happy about hiring new lobbyists and advisors is the lousy Magalli Meda. Internally, everyone blames Magalli for leading Cori to self-destruct. I always said to Cori: “friend, you can't put things together, you either have a relationship or you work, but not both.” Oh... my tongue went out!
The failure is so monumental that Cori decided to launch his “Operation Free Voices”. The plan is like this, fat boy, pay attention to me: to use the voices of athletes, artists, academics and “opinion leaders”, supposedly “independent” figures, such as the case of Valentina Quintero, asking for elections now and amplifying the issue of light, as if there were no light in this country because we don't want it or as if the solution were for Cori to come to power and the next day everything will be settled by the Holy Spirit. They say that because they have never governed and they don't understand what it means to govern a sanctioned and suffocated country, bone! Please oorrr!
The objective of Operation Free Voices is to present new faces because Cori's official swarm is burned and without credibility. Its purpose is to manipulate perception: selling a country in chaos and anarchized, insisting on the ghost of the “failed state” and generating artificial instability. This move is one of the oldest in the manual, but I wish everything would remain communicational, my God. Hopefully.
Diosdado José LISTEN TO ME because this is the part where I get toxic!
1. My girl is on some not very good plans. Once again he met with some former Venezuelan bankers who say: “we must get into Venezuela the Venezuelan way because we are being left out”, I have the evidence and I will pass it on to WeChat. This confirms that Cori will once again bet on destabilization and violence, let's see if he can do it, bone!
2. Different meetings are being organized in Miami, Bogotá and Madrid in order to obtain resources for political mobilization. Everyone is hammering around, including Ledezma who has three cats and four with him in what they call ABP, but this collection is not because they need money, what happens is that they never invest their stolen coins in politics.
3. Cori has sent emissaries to evaluate the assembly of some False Positives that give the feeling of chaos and social and economic instability. I repeat, chubby: false positives, rehearsed scripts, “spontaneous manifestations” that don't even have the wind that blows spontaneously.
4. There are plans for an alleged “Main Phase” aimed at paralyzing the Venezuelan oil industry. That's why they're looking for the “leftovers” of what's left of the Tren del Llano. The objective is to curb investment, to run to businessmen. Cori is betting on this because she knows it's the best way to blackmail, it's about creating an internal crisis that leaves her as “the only way out”. For Dior and Cartier!
5. The payroll is running out, and few will be left in the swarm. Leopoldo has the bag of money from Madrid, and many are already beginning to negotiate in secret to return to the Popular Will payroll, abandoning the boat of María Corina and Vente Venezuela. The wake of people running out of money and scraping the pot is incredible. The same people who until three months ago swore eternal loyalty to my friends Cori, today send their CVs to the regional coordinators of VP. I died dead!
I write to you and I feel like in the movie Lady and the Wanderer, I'm a princess and you're a Cacri.
Miss me, remember that you are my fiu-fiu baby.