Captain of the Titanic! Find out about La Sayona's plans to prevent its total collapse

Wednesday, July 22, 2026,

From the temporary camp at the Maritime University of the Caribbean in

Hello gordoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! How are you my chubby politzia, my baby Gerber del Furrial, my spoiled baby? I'm here supporting, working for our people, not like other people who go to weddings in Vigo, who put on shows about tragedy and don't empathize with the pain of others. Please orrrr!

The tragedy has not happened, we still have the enormous challenge of responding, as in fact is happening, to all those affected by the two earthquakes of June 24, yet we cannot stop fighting against lies, much less losing the spirit of continuing the missions that touch us for the country, for the country, for the people. That's why La Sifri, even with the sadness of the moment, cannot stop writing to you, or giving you love, my “disgusting mango”.

I'm here, exhausted, without false eyelashes, with two extra kilos due to pure anxiety and dark circles that even Chanel concealer doesn't cover. I remind you that I didn't go to Cori's son's wedding. Who's in the mood to party right now, my love? Even so, I found out all the details and I will only summarize the tremendous thing about the celebration: two advisors from Feijóo (yes, to the leader of the Spanish PP), said that it had been “the event of the year”. Bone! , I'll leave it to you there because I don't feel like talking about frivolities such as the flowers brought from Holland, the caviar that was served, the designer costumes... well, all wrong!

Nor do I want to talk about that show that Cori tried to put together in the midst of the tragedy where, according to her, the people of La Guaira didn't want to move if she didn't arrive. Cori's calculation worked out so badly that I'm going to limit myself to repeating what a White House official said to the news outlet “Axios”, and I say it TEXTUAL: “María Corina's thing is political opportunism and it's grotesque.” GROTESQUE! But, in addition, another senior official added: “María Corina wants a photo session distributing aid in La Guaira.” God! , you don't know how much pain it hurt to hear that, but it's the pure and sincere truth, no one ever described my friends so well.

Let's get down to the really serious stuff.

MY AFFECTIONATE LITTLE BEAR. I tell you that Cori is determined to implode the meeting space between the former deputies of the AN 2015 and the deputies of the current AN. My friend Cori still can't get over the fact that they left her out of the talks despite having signed the famous “Panama Agreement”. I still remember June 18, when Cori found out on social media that Dinorah Figuera had come to Caracas to talk to Jorge Rodríguez. God! , that day was terrible, I can still hear Cori's cries saying: “these wretches can't be doing this to me, I'm the leader, there can be no dialogue without me!” I died dead with those screams, Baby! Oh no! , baby! , I felt a very strange mix between laughter and concern, because that's when I understood that my friends were like the Britney Spears song: “crazy, baby, crazyyy”. Bone!

Still with chest trauma from being ignored and not consulted about the opposition-government work tables and dialogue process, last Tuesday, Cori forgot about the earthquake, the show, the tears and ran off to demand an emergency virtual meeting from the PUD-PUPÚ to “discuss the supposed road map announced by Dinorah Figuera”, and here comes the worst, oh well! , the WORST: in that emergency call, my girl Cori took Uncle Inmundo out of the closet again — yes, the same Don Edmundito that she had sent to shut up when it came to the “Panama Agreement”. God! , he rebranded him as “president-elect” to make a big deal out of him in the video call! Cori is SO alone, my baby, so alone, that even the guy she fired had to call back to hold her hand.

That meeting only accentuated the fracture in opposition extremism. They are divided between those who want to stay with my friend Cori because they didn't include them in the dialogue and those who want to go with Dinorah to survive. I'll tell you that Cori proposed to move away from the dialogue so that it loses legitimacy, unless they call her to participate; but the platform's lice, mainly Julio Borges and Leopoldo López, who have no hair as fools, are proposing to stay on the side of Dinorah, who is the one who has, for that sector, the dialogue with the State Department. As you can see, my sweet mamón, this is a scoundrel's fight over an empty bottle that's going to end very badly.

MY HOT DOG FROM PLAZA VENEZUELA. At the end of the meeting, Cori immediately called me and confirmed that once again Borges, the child killer, and Crazy Leo, were betraying her, though, be careful! , be careful! , I don't quite believe that and it's possible that everyone will end up hugging each other, together, in order to survive, and in the meantime play good cop and bad cop. Remember that these people will never be in favor of a negotiated solution, the only negotiation they accept is the one where Chavism gives up and hands them the keys to Miraflores. I drink! , never forget that these people never complied with past agreements, they would stand at the table when they changed plans, and if you want more tests you have the Dominican Republic in 2017. God or Joseph! , then don't say I didn't tell you.

By the way, right now there are people from Vente Venezuela and the Unitary Platform meeting in Colombia, according to them, they are in courses preparing for elections and partisan practices, but the truth is that they were going to receive lines based on: organizing for the possible arrival of Cori, imploding dialogue, building bridges with the new Government of Colombia and putting together a new conspiracy and violent plan, including attacks against members of the government.

Ahhhh! , and just in case, Cori's plan is not a negotiation. She just wants to buy time to see the Republicans fall, in her own words, and then forcefully resume her plan of destabilization and violence.

I HAD A TAMARIND SUCKER. While you are doing the program to disassemble the lies of cognitive warfare, without abandoning reconstruction and security tasks, while our sister Delcy is handing over the first 200 homes to families affected by earthquakes and made seven changes to the cabinet to accelerate reconstruction, my friend Cori ATTENDED A FORUM IN MADRID BY VIDEOCONFERENCE! Yes, my king, at the Libertas Forum of the European People's Party, organized by Alberto Núñez Feijóo. A very elegant forum, with welcome champagne and foie gras canapes.

There was my Cori, on a giant screen, greeting Feijóo, Antonio Tajani (the Deputy Prime Minister of Italy) and Keiko Fujimori. I DIED DEAD, Baby! Cori winning the European Nobel Prize while we are still here with the people, hands in the grass.

God! , you won't believe what Cori said at that event: “the destiny of democracy and freedom of the West is at stake on Venezuelan soil.” Bone! the fate of the West, Diosdi! , it depends on whether my friend Cori returns to Caracas or not. For Dior and Cartier! , I don't know where my girl gets those phrases from, but I'll bet you a Louis Vuitton wallet written on it by Claudia Macero. Aside from that madness, Cori announced that she would “soon receive European leaders in Venezuela”. Receive them, she! Did you hear, baby?! as if she were the hostess, the resident of the Miraflores Palace. The truth! , I can't handle that much!

TELL ME AGAIN ABOUT DIABLITO. I almost forgot to tell you that Magalli Med was already at Cori's son's wedding in a dress that fit three sizes large. She must be very anxious, because US intelligence agencies are investigating the structure of the “swarm”, that terror machine with which the three of them: Cori, Claudia and Magalli, manufacture fake news, attack members of the US government and anyone who is uncomfortable with their plans.

Now, my royal prince of the Furrial! seeing so many attacks, I decided to call Maruja, a visionary who worked for many years with Cori and now she also works with other members of extremist opposition. I wanted Maruja to clarify if it's only Cori who has a swarm or if there are other characters in the same task. God! And what I discovered is very ugly, get some air! Cori has his blue swarm; Lester Toledo has the orange swarm; Juan Pablo Guanipa + Borges the yellow swarm; and there is a swarm led by the people of a “corrupt collaborator” with young people lost by material avarice. I'll leave it there for you, my baby, you investigate that I've already dropped the bomb.

MY SOUP OF MONDONGO, LIGHT AND SWEET LIKE YOU. Between these four swarms, fake news is woven to demoralize our people, attack the institutions of our country and attack officials of any government who do not support Cori's whims, it's time to put a stop to them and that's just around the corner.

Diosdado José LISTEN TO ME because this is the part where I get toxic!

Cori feels very exorbitant and says that she is “because of Mercury retrograde” (yes, fat, now she is also an astrologer). She told me that when Mercurio comes out of its retrogradation, according to her tomorrow, July 23, she wants to try to get people of her extreme confidence to return to Venezuela to measure the reaction of our government. Magalli already told him no! , that she wasn't coming. The truth is, I'm intrigued to know who Cori can send it to besides Luis Gonzalo, who has the task of receiving it when she arrives.

María Corina wants to tighten the rope; she knows that today, at this time, she is politically buried, and the only thing that will allow her to survive is to come to Venezuela to create chaos and disorder. This coincides with the fact that before leaving the United States she hired a lobbyist, because Cori is thinking of moving to Colombia or Peru and then trying to cross into Venezuela, so she needs an official spokesperson in Washington. Bone!

I drink! , Cori will try to establish an alliance with the new president of Colombia; she dreams of recreating the times of Iván Duque. By the way, speaking of Colombia, Cori called her political father Álvaro Uribe, who hasn't been very happy with her since Cori made Paloma Valencia lose. God! , Cori asked Uribe to help her, because she wants to go to the inauguration in Colombia, to see if this way she can talk to Abelardo de la Espriella, who still doesn't thank her for the congratulations and that has Cori on the floor. Please orrrr!

By the way, Cori is still deciding whether to show up at Keiko's inauguration in Peru, so keep those two destinations in mind so that my girl can establish her new base of operations.

As a way to control damage due to attacks by those who are not in the AN 2015 to attend the technical panels, Dinorah Figuera is pushing to bring a third surprise name to the table, even if he is not a former member of parliament. Let's see if he can do it.

I write to you and I feel like in the movie Lady and the Wanderer, I'm a princess and you're a Cacri.

Miss me, remember that you are my baby Fiufiu.