Cowards! Learn why the kidnapper Bukele is scared and what the loser Leopoldo López is doing in El Salvador

Published at: 09/07/2025 09:17 PM

July 9th, 2025
The West Wing - White House
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PATRIOT

Hello my friend Furrialeño. How are you? Oh God! The 28th date is coming when the first anniversary of the undisputed triumph of our president Nicolás Maduro will be celebrated, and as the hours and days go by, this stateless and extremist Venezuelan opposition, led by María “La Loca” Machado, is getting smaller. They're in checkmate here in Washington, by Diosdado Cabello, just as you read it.

But oooooo! Before continuing, my friend! , I'll tell you that El Coquito sent me the photos with his Snoopy lycra that I sent him last week, that's fine, it means he's losing his fear, now, what I don't know, is why he asked me to send him a rainbow lycra, will he now work at the Children's Museum? What do you know?

Anyway, let's get to the point, things are looking bad for María “La Loca”!

Brother! The Trump cabal finally won the approval of his fiscal bill, after weeks of fierce internal struggles in the Republican Party and Machiavellian negotiations and blackmail. To achieve that, Trump needed the key votes of the “Crazy Cubans”, but now you will tell me how does that affect La Sayo?

Well, I'll tell you that, after the law was enacted and sanctioned, today my friend Trump has gotten rid of the extortion maintained by the worm congressmen in Miami with respect to Venezuela, who publicly threatened at the time not to support the law if there was an understanding with Venezuela. The reality is that now a range of possibilities has reopened within the US administration, Trump no longer needs the “Crazy Cubans”, he used them, discarded them like a condom and buried them because these people will most likely be out of the game in the part-time election.

Here in Washington, despite the intense lobbies of the Chik-Flada de La Sayo, to call for more attacks, sanctions and blockades against our country. For the first time, a large retaining wall has been erected for those who are committed to building a comprehensive agreement between La White House and Miraflores, including large business corporations, who are the ones who pull the strings of power in this country.

Our dear friend La Charlotte (don't forget to greet her in English) told me that a large part of the analysts and members of the government that accompanies Trump at level one are convinced that U.S. politics should focus on having a clear understanding with Caracas, and seeking meeting points despite the great ideological differences between the two governments. The phones ring, they keep ringing and in Miraflores they are answering, that doesn't let the Chik-Flada sleep.

As La Charlotte tells me, La Sayo only has the support of Little Marco, who in his sick obsession to become the “Liberator of the Americas”, still believes that he can put an end to the Bolivarian revolution. In addition to Little Marco, La Sayo has Christopher Landau's second assistant, number two in the State Department. Of the rest, within the US government, they describe María “La Loca” as a pantomime and a cheap version of Juan Guaidó.

María “La Loca” Machado is currently at a crossroads due to the crumbling of her internal and external influence, which is why Machado gave the order to resurrect her Meganalisis briefcase pollster to present to the State Department some “supposed numbers” where, according to them, 70% of the population trusts La Sayo and Inmundo González, Brother! , not a two-year-old child believes such a lie, just review and analyze social networks upside down and we'll see the truth. The frustration felt by María Corina's followers and the anger they have with her is not normal, nor does the furious smoke dealer Eduardo Menoni bite his cheese.

In parallel, and to tear down any rapprochement between The White House and Miraflores, as I warned you last week, María Machado intensified her fierce campaign for Venezuela to present itself as a cradle of drug trafficking. Of course she's not doing anything new, María Corina is just desperately trying to do the chorus for her friend Marco Rubio, because the FBI montages have been ordered by him. Dioded! The truth is that you can't stop feeling sorry for what was once the FBI, an important police force, now it's a squad serving the personal plans of a Cuban-American who has a lot of resentment.

But the story doesn't go there, Charlotte herself made it clear to me that despite all those maneuvers that La Sayo and her people have carried out in recent days, what has more than one concerned in the State Department is that until now that I am writing to you, even María “La Loca” herself has no idea what they will do next July 28 to “commemorate” their supposed triumph and sell smoke again.

What La Charlotte did tell me is that María Corina asked until Friday to present a proposal to the gringos. However, the administration warned that this proposal should not be based on dance therapy or concerts abroad, they have implicitly put their leadership to the test and want to see it perform on the ground. The big question: will María Corina go through it? What happened to your partners in Ecuador and Colombia?... Tic, tock, tick, tock. Time is ticking, and it's not in your favor.

THE MESSAGE TO THE FANB

Diosdado! What a piece of crap was put together between María “La Loca” and Inmundo González! All this because of the message that was launched on July 5, the day of our independence and the day of our glorious Bolivarian National Armed Force. Our friend La Michi (the one who works with Inmundo, who is in charge of bringing her the whiskeys hidden in her water bottle), called me last Saturday to give me the details of all that zaperoco.

According to La Michi, the old chapatín del Inmundo was screamed down from that cloud he was riding because he intended to record his message to the military on a video as the supposed head of state. La Sayo, like all a haughty and spoiled girl, ate the old man alive and said no, that she was the one who had the ancestry in the FANB and that all the focus that day should fall exclusively on her person, because according to La Sayo, her message would move the fibers of the Venezuelan military units, how are you?

Michi also told me that Mrs. Mercedes, Inmundo's wife, exploded and intervened in the fight. That lady, who already has her good years on her back and is up to Machado's crown, told her four pods to La Sayo and didn't keep quiet about her. Among them, she was exhausted (not to mention arrecha) from her manipulation and from using Inmundo. So much so, that Mercedes rebuked La Sayo and told her “María Corina who is the person who appeared on the card”, if my husband is the elected president, he is the one who should send that message, because he is the Commander in Chief.

But what María “La Loca” Machado tried to claim as a triumph ended up coming out “like a morisqueta” because all of La Sayo's advisors, all that gang of rascals who accompany her from Madrid, Caracas and Washington, agreed that the message, in addition to being threatening and repetitive, what she did was to push any rapprochement with the military even further away. Goddess! How does it occur to María Corina to tell the military that they are mobsters, drug traffickers, who are linked to criminal and terrorist groups, and at the same time, to ask them to please help her get rid of Nico Maduro. As your friend the minister says: “they don't even understand each other”.

The reality of all is that this message from La Sayo adds to his long and innumerable list of failures and that his relationship with the Inmundo González is getting worse and worse. The wife and much less the daughters put up with the Chik-flada. It won't be long before the bomb between them goes off, you'll remember me.

MARCO

RUBIO HAD HIS SPIN TEARS! Brother! My grandmother used to say that lies have short legs. Today, the Trump administration, in particular Little Marco, has been entangled in the kidnapping of 252 Venezuelan brothers who were illegally sent to a concentration camp in El Salvador where they are subjected to forced labor and their human rights are violated.

Since the deportations were executed in mid-March, disobeying a last-minute court order, the Trump administration has maintained that they are tied hands to search for our people in El Salvador and return them to the United States. But now there is an investigation into forced disappearances where El Salvador has decided to wash its hands and is contradicting the arguments of the Gringo administration.

According to Murphy, our cooperating patriot within the FBI, the serial kidnapper of Nayib Bukele is feeling cold in the face of an imminent criminal charge for crimes against humanity. The interesting thing, as Murphy tells me, is that there in El Salvador the Salamanca Monster is operating with a malevolent plan to try to use as exchange tokens for our Venezuelan brothers.

THE CACHUO IS ASKING FOR COPPER

! Diosdado! I'll tell you that a little friend of mine who sells little beans in Doralzuela told me that these days Iván “El Cachuo” Simonovis's face was seen on the street. After the scam he threw at people with “Ya Casi Venezuela” he is now promoting his supposed “agency” research label.

Brother! , that is nothing more than the façade he invented to continue his extortion operations from these sides of the world. “El Cachuo” has been accompanied lately by all the rascals who are taking refuge here, they are trying to raise funds, for the supposed cause, but in short it is to continue living off the smoke peddler.

Simonovis, who is in trouble, because Rick Scott still hasn't been able to resolve the issue of his papers and they haven't called him from the US migration service, no more resources have been reduced because the last funds they gave him were spent on women, parties and other things; leaving more than one of his collaborators in the air for terrorist plans.

Add to that that your friend the minister has become a stumbling block for cachuo's plans against the country, so the donors no longer trust that Simonovis can really do anything and they call him a “storyteller”.

Speaking of malevolent plans in Miami... Brother! The Guaidó brothers are playing a game trying to steal our assets once again. I'm gathering the latest details, and I'll give you full information next week.

REMEMBER THAT I AM YOUR FINE, FITNEES AND IMPORTANT FRIEND.

CHANGE AND OUT.