Desperate and ignored! Find out how La Sayona manages a new lobby to avoid disappearing

Published at: 13/05/2026 08:56 PM

May 13, 2026, 131 days after the kidnapping of Cilia and Nicolás.

From The Metropolitan University.

Patriota del Valle Arriba Country Club.

Hello gordoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! How are you, my baby Gerber? I'm in student mode, I came running to my alma mater, bone! , to the Metropolitan University, that is, UNIMET, you know! , where we siphrins study. It's just that, God! , I can't tolerate Cori calling us brutes. Yes! , don't be surprised, that's what my girl said yesterday at Harvard University when she went to present her famous education program “Venezuela Returns to Learn”. Baby! The only thing Cori lacked was handing out Caribbean notebooks and Mongolian pencils with her little face printed on them, please!

Bone!!!!! Noooooooo! No! My little Yogi Bear! No! Bone! Does that mean that you, me, Coquito, we all have to go back to studying? Because Cori said: “that we Venezuelans must start studying from scratch”, that our education and everything we have learned until today are useless, that we Venezuelans have not learned anything and that we will only truly learn when she is a government. Bone, my love, bone! For Dior and Cartier! Bone! It happened! Out of anger I called her and said: what are we going to learn with you, María Corina? To guard, to hand over the Essequibo, to ask for sanctions against your own country, to hide one million euros from the Nobel Prize in Delaware, to create fake news and narratives to end the country? Because in that you are an emeritus professor, summa cum laude, magna cum fraud.

God! , I still remember and am filled with anger. With what moral does Cori intend to give master classes in education, to speak to young people, to the future? , when she sent and promoted an entire generation of boys to go out to guard and burn people alive. Cori is definitely immorality dressed as a chair. Doctor Honoris Causa in juvenile pyromania.

Now, God or Joseph! , hold your breath and count to three because what's coming is ugly, do it! In the presentation, Cori promised to leave 500,000 children out of the school feeding program. I'm not lying or exaggerating! Just as you read it! She said that she was only going to give food to 1.5 million children, while the Bolivarian Revolution, Chavista and above all humanist, now guarantees food for 2 million children.

MY COLD TODY AND TOAST WITH TIN BUTTER. The worst thing of the whole day, good! , although with Cori everything is bad and worse; my girl promised at Harvard to leave tens of thousands of teachers out of work, or failing that, to retire them. Yes! , as you read it, Cori promised to migrate education to Artificial Intelligence, in addition to eliminating all subjects of free thought, that is, anyone who has any ideology or any personal criteria will be eradicated as in The Squid Game, bone!

Of course, he once again promised that he will privatize education, that is, all public schools, whether municipal, regional or national, will become private. Noooooooo! God! No! This looks like the apocalypse. No wonder the international community says that Cori cannot govern Venezuela. I drink! , I confess that when I saw and heard all that, I was thoughtful, and looking into the mirror I said to myself: myself! , it's time to stop Cori.

MY PIECE OF WARM HAM WITH A QUARTICO OF CHICHA, THE CHICHERO. Cori is really sick and full of evil, she never tires of hurting. As if it weren't enough to call us brutes and go to Harvard to position our education as the worst thing in the world, Cori ordered a covert campaign to exploit Mrs. Carmen Navas. Through Claudia Macero, they activated and paid for two network laboratories to impose the narrative that Víctor Hugo had been murdered. A laboratory located in Panama, which charged $78,000 to promote content between May 7 and 9, and another in Costa Rica that charged $39,700.

Cori doesn't care about humanity, she only cares about her political business. The saddest thing is that I took on the task of reviewing Cori's social networks and confirmed that she had never spoken about Mrs. Carmen or her son; her first post on the subject was on May 8, 2026, that is, hypocrisy and manipulation at their best. That's why no one believes him or pays attention to his “complaints” anymore. I drink! , let's make the rule of three squared: if Cori paid $117,700 in total for two days of laboratory and digital manipulation, one wonders: how much are people's stories and feelings worth when you monetize them? Bone! , Cori is the very trafficker of the tragedy.

MY GOLFEADO DEL JUNQUITO WITH WHITE CHEESE. Not satisfied with the educational clown, with spending 117,700 dollars on hate campaigns, Cori also spent 9,300 euros trying to set up a show in The Hague to hinder the defense of the Essequibo. Yes, Diosdi! , that's how much it cost to move 13 people, dial to sell the perception that the people of Venezuela reject our sister Delcy. Bone! , the town is 13 people, please oooooo! , this is told and not believed!

And while Cori, together with her circus of lousy people, sets up and finances shows abroad to go against Venezuelans, their education and their territory, she maintains a sepulchral silence about the Essequibo: they haven't said a single word. Then they are sold as saviors of the fatherland. Please!

MY DOCTOR FROM RICOMALT. Every time Cori is left without a political platform, she runs to be interviewed. On Thursday he played with the media outlet El País (from Spain), and the interview was given from his offices in Washington. It was published on Sunday, and it was rice with mango. Among other things, Cori, finally! she assumed that to return to Venezuela she is waiting for those who have told her until today: “you are not going”, an uncomfortable truth for her and that we have been confirming since February. But good! , the extremists, the dissociated, do not believe us until it is published by an international media outlet. Although, God! , it's my duty to remind you that Cori's statement to El País was damage control, because last week Magalli said that “Cori didn't need permission from Trump or anyone else to return to Venezuela.” Of course, this didn't sit well with their former allies in the United States. (That was like ordering an Uber without having a balance in the app, pure smoke, my life!).

God! , I'm going to tell you a secret. As much annoyance as Cori may have with Magalli Meda, my friends find it impossible to get her out of their environment, because Magalli knows several intimate secrets to Cori. Upsssss, I got away with it! And since some things are missing out on me, I take this opportunity to tell you that Magalli resents Cori because she wanted to celebrate May 6 in a big way, one year after we went crazy to get the parakeets to leave the Embassy of Argentina in Caracas, with the agreement that you and I know. Turns out that when Magalli proposed to Cori to hold the celebration, Cori said no! , that this could not be celebrated because it was reminding people of the great international failure they had. Cori reminded Magalli that when they left Venezuela they had promised that in a short time they would return to take power. We all know how the story ended.

MY COCONUT KISS. Everything goes from bad to worse for my friends, who deflate faster every day. It's not just the internal fights of his team, which is beginning to demand a definition of the future, but it's fully uncovered: in Washington they know that Cori ordered an open front to fight against Trump and Rubio. God! , there is no longer disguise. The slogan ordered by Cor i and very well accepted by Pedro Mario Burelli, Esteban Gerbasi and all the 2.0 longliners, plus Cori's friends, is: “Trump and Rubio are dismantling what defined the United States for decades”. Bone! Hello oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! I almost drowned in champagne. The joke goes by itself: we are talking about the same lady who lives in Washington asking to be received, to be supported, but she deployed the guns, the missiles and the pack against them.

Meanwhile, his “friends”, the group of “Crazy Cuban” losers, including Rick Scott, María Elvira Salazar, Carlos Giménez and Mario Díaz Balart, are very uncomfortable, because the White House line is one and that of Cori is another. Although of all of them, I must admit that the most desperate are Rick Scott and María Elvira Salazar, because both want to do oil business in Venezuela and know that this will not be possible as long as Chavism rules. Both agreed that, if Cori takes power, they will be able to do whatever business they want in Venezuela. God! , you'll remember me: at any moment that's going to explode.

¡Diosdado José LISTEN TO ME, because this is the part where I get toxic!

Cori is changing its lobby team. She tries to pressure President Trump for the republican base because, at the corporate level of companies and investors, it failed, since everyone insists that governance in Venezuela is guaranteed only by Chavistas. God! , to be honest, Cori just needs to talk to the Malandra Court or do some witchcraft to President Trump because she has already tried everything!

The desperation to know that the days go by and that she has zero credibility has led Cori, communicationally, to blame Trump, assuming that for her to return she needs the international community and the United States In other words, he no longer challenges, but rather victimizes himself so that his followers blame Trump and Rubio, and not her, who had her record read since she set foot in the White House in January.

Every time Cori falls into despair, she searches the trunk of memories. Once again she is trying to seduce the military, who are sown with the idea that they betrayed Maduro, that they will be the next to be betrayed, and that she offers them guarantee, command, governance and forgiveness. That's why my girl came out to say that there will be no revenge, that she will rule with everyone.

Keep an eye on Crazy Leo. He is not out of the picture, he is waiting for Cori to finish dying politically and that in the United States they will forget that his wealth is the result of the interim period, commissions and money transactions from CITGO, USAID and international cooperation. The Crazy Leo will be sold as the peacemaker; that's why he went out to say that in Venezuela things are improving, but that more is needed. He will use Lester Toledo, Goicoechea, Roland Carreño and David Smolansky as discreet ventriloquers, while Lilian Tintori will continue doing yoga in the Madrilenian mountains.

More divisive campaigns are coming to attack the morality of Chavism with more force. Yesterday Cori signed a contract with a “black campaign” company to sow the idea of the “Rodrigato”. From the outside, Cori, together with the corrupt people that Chavism has rejected precisely as corrupt, is negotiating the possibility of financing an independent left-wing movement with alleged Chavism dissidents.

Cori assesses that, before taking the risk of entering Venezuela clandestinely, she wants to send some of the parakeets to challenge the government to a show and force it to respond. Cori has thought about sending Pedro Urruchurtu.

In the coming days we will also see an attempt at coordinated university guarimba to feed the narrative of the “social outbreak”.

In the meantime, we began to tune the batteries for the new scenarios. Chavism is pragmatic, intelligent, but never stupid. I write to you and I feel like in the movie Lady and the Wanderer, I'm a princess and you're a Cacri.

Miss me, remember that you are my baby Fiufiu.

Mazo News Team