Desperate! Far right tries to stage its media show at the UN

Published at: 24/09/2025 09:01 PM

September 24th, 2025.

Headquarters of the United Nations (UN).

Turtle Bay neighborhood, Manhattan. Facing the East River, New York.

VIP PATRIOT.

Hello my friend Furrialeño! How are you? Well, as expected (because, obviously, the whole world has its eyes set here) I came to cover the UN General Assembly as the brand-new VIP reporter for El Mazo Dando. Here, between presidents, diplomats, even those who pass the broom and serve the coffee, everyone knows who we are. They tell me that on Wednesdays it becomes a ritual to tune in to El Mazo: La Sifri, Patricio and this server are on the monitoring grids, anyway... nobody sees the deck.

Now, what I can't explain to you (because even Freud wouldn't) is the tragicomedy of the opposition extremist lobby, led by María “La Chik-Flada” Machado, who are crawling through the corridors like a group of desperate fans looking for selfies with whom they leave themselves. What a pathetic show! Nor do you see such poorly organized humiliation at a town fair. Brother! its international strategy is the same as always: to stand in line, to beg and to end up being ignored.

Perooo... before continuing

Goddess! , I think I'm in tremendous trouble. Imagine yourself: That's when I found out that Coquito is very angry with me because according to him, I came to New York to work with Boris Castellano from the VTV team, have you seen that? It came out toxic for me. The funniest thing is that he neither washes nor lends the pan. And in the meantime, me here, between heads of state and him inventing soap operas in the hallway. Please tell Coquito that our society in the Yoga spa is still in force.

Anyway, let's do our thing...

Brother! What happened yesterday is evidence of the monumental failure of US foreign policy. With a speech that seemed improvised amidst tweets and sensationalist headlines, Trump took the rostrum of the UN General Assembly to promote himself as the supreme peacemaker and savior of the world, resolving conflicts that the UN itself did not even know existed. He also presented himself as the architect of a “golden age” of the United States that, oddly enough, shines only in his speeches and in his most grandiloquent fantasies.

His intervention far exceeded the time allotted to world leaders, and no one dared to stop him: neither the famous red light nor the diplomatic protocols seemed to apply to his spectacle.

Almost nine months in power, the reality is lapidary: Marco Rubio has ruined the Donald Trump administration, because they have not stopped the bloody war in Ukraine; they are complicit in the genocide in Gaza and now they are threatening our country on the grounds of false positives.

As expected, the script was sung. At the direction of the State Department and Little Marco's visceral hatred for the Bolivarian Revolution, Venezuela was included as its cheap and repetitive distractor, trying to deceive the world. Without any remorse, Trump had the nerve to glorify El Salvador for the agreement with Bukele, which resulted in the kidnapping, violation of human rights and torture of more than 252 Venezuelans in the CECOT concentration camp.

But improvisation and disregard for the facts didn't end there. He continued with false accusations about the dismantled Aragua Train, despite the fact that the intelligence community has made it clear that there was never a relationship between the Aragua Train and the government of President Nicolás Maduro, to stigmatize the Venezuelan migrant community in the United States. In addition, Trump let himself be carried away by the obsession with the “Little Marco” to justify, despite international repudiation, the extrajudicial massacres he has ordered against vessels in the Caribbean, which he says were transporting drugs, although to date he has not presented any public evidence to support his claims.

Trump didn't seem to understand what was going on around him. At the end of his speech, a global bloc will rise up in unison against him. Leaders like Lula, Petro and even El Boric, among others, stood up and tried to dismantle the attacks and false narratives that Rubio had created for Catire.

Lula wasted no time: he denounced Washington's interference in Brazil and criticized the White House for its military deployment in the Caribbean, calling it “extrajudicial executions”. He stressed that cooperation, not attacks, is the most effective way to combat drug trafficking, and made it clear that Venezuela cannot be isolated from international dialogue. But it was Petro who really shook the Assembly: he opened criminal proceedings against Trump for ordering attacks in the Caribbean that killed innocent young people, dismantling the excuse of “fighting drug trafficking” and pointing out that, in reality, it was a scheme of geopolitical domination. In addition, he clearly denounced that U.S. foreign policy in Colombia, Venezuela and the Caribbean is advised by allies of the cocaine mafia.

In short: Marco Rubio led Trump down the road to disaster with a terrible participation in the UN.

TALKING ABOUT THE UN

Goddess! The tragicomedy of Venezuelan extremism has decided to take a walk around New York, and it does so with the clumsiness that only these characters know how to offer. Pedro Urruchurtu, one of La Sayo's inseparable piolines, walks the corridors of the UN like a laboratory rat desperate to get photos and selfies to support his ridiculous media farce. Pathetic, yet predictable: the more you try to seem important, the smaller and more ridiculous it gets.

Our friend Charlotte (yes, the greeting in English is mandatory) told me that Urruchurtu was given a credential — thanks to Christopher Landua's second son — to try to set up his media circus. What they didn't promise him was the lobby that waited for the vassal delegations of the United States to receive him. Their goal is clear: to convince through social networks that La Sayo and the old Inmundo have international support. Spoiler: they don't have it. Not a little bit.

The truth, stark and overwhelming, is that first-level presidents and diplomats are Olympically ignoring it. Even UN security had to remind him that he cannot invade delegation spaces. It's like watching a boy in a superhero costume trying to enter the Avengers tower: tragicomic, regrettable and, above all, laughable.

So much so that even the American delegation itself passed by. Not even the “Little Marco” wanted to photograph himself with Urruchurtu and he only settled for 30 seconds with Landau, who gave him the photo by accident, when he crossed his path to one of the rooms in the place. A media defeat so obvious that it hurts to even look at it.

Urruchurtu, who is supposedly the fanciful “chancellor” of Inmundo González, has been left hanging by a thread. To give you an idea, even Miguel Pizarro's bum —and look at that he was a first-rate vacationer— performed better than this tweezer. That is why they are now trying to coordinate a rostrum outside the General Assembly to get La Sayo to speak and sell her with her false narrative that María “La Chik-Flada” Machado speaks before the UN. A show of desperation that only confirms the pathetic and absurdity of this media operation.

THE LETTER TO TRUMP

My friend Furrialeño! If there is one thing that dominates our president Nicolás Maduro, it is diplomacy. While American extremism and certain Venezuelan sectors continue to underestimate the Bolivarian Revolution, it remains firm, strategic and a protagonist on the international scene.

Much has been said, but the truth is that, even within the US administration, his position on that letter had a clear impact: he revealed that behind the unfounded accusations of drug trafficking against Venezuela there are dark interests linked to the Miami mafia. Not only does our president Maduro firmly defend the truth of Venezuela, but he demonstrates that the Bolivarian Revolution does not bow to external pressure and remains a central actor in world diplomacy.

Here in Diosdado Cabello's Washington, voices are being raised every day demanding explanations from the U.S. administration in the face of the threats and madness that the “Little Marco” has plunged Trump into in his foreign policy towards Venezuela. Everyone agrees: bringing Latin America to a conflict would be a monumental mistake, and that a military aggression against Venezuela would cause chaos throughout the hemisphere.

The entanglement is so evident that it is increasingly evident that the State Department has tried, without success, to justify its failure. The most recent maneuver was to invent a survey that, to be honest, I expected would be more credible; but since they are inept, they were once again deceived by an opportunistic group that achieved what they were looking for: to line their pockets.

The joke goes without saying: they released an alleged pollster called EyeSover, whose X profile barely has 700 followers and was created in February of this year, to affirm that supposedly “support is growing” in the United States for illegal executions in the Caribbean, for a military offensive against Venezuela, and that La Sayo is “admired” as a leader by Americans.

The laughable thing about the matter is that, according to the methodology of this supposed survey, it is based solely on comments from social networks, detecting the “sentiment” of users, and according to them it exceeds the performance of traditional surveys.

But the story doesn't end there. When investigating who is behind this mockery, the surprise leaves one stunned. The false study was signed by Andres Guilarte and Daniel Tirado. Two Venezuelan extremists who have been members of Vente Venezuela, Voto Joven and even participated in the “Lidera” program funded by the NGO Future Present, both with extensive links to destabilization and coup in Venezuela.

These two characters have lived in Miami surrounded by the same garbage that call themselves exiles, and they have come to work with Rick Scott, María Elvira Salazar. Here I send you some proof that they are typical smoke sellers, supported by the same longliners as always, who only seek to promote their psychological war against our country.

THE SHOW FALLS ON THEM

Brother! If you thought that yesterday's show was the collapse of Venezuelan extremism, get ready, because today they made a fool of themselves in stereo. It turns out that those champions of “international support” didn't even get a sad comment of support from the countries that are supposedly their allies.

The much vaunted “international coalition” that supposedly supports María Corina ended up being more fragile than its credibility. It fell to them like a house of cards in a storm of reality. The best of the day: even Javier Milei, yes, Milei, the self-proclaimed most rabidly anti-Chavista libertarian on the continent, ended up implicitly recognizing Nicolás Maduro as the legitimate president of Venezuela. Who would say that, right?

In short: neither diplomatic, nor moral, nor symbolic support for María Corina. Not a single pat on the back.

As Yoggy Berra said, “The game doesn't end until it's over.”

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CHANGE AND OUT.

P.D.: COQUITO LEAVES JEALOUS, WHEN I GO TO CARACAS WE DO YOGA TOGETHER.