Desperate! Learn about the plans of La Sayona and the Simonovis reindeer in the face of the failure of the psychological war

October 1st, 2025.

Between Constitution and Independencia Avenue.

Washington, by Diosdado Cabello.

Hello, my friend Furrialeño! How are you? It arrived on October 1 and that's not just anything: it means that Christmas has officially started. Happy Chavidad to my Panas del Mazo and also to the eternally bitter ones, those who live drier than an unfilled hallaca! To them I say: get ready! , because these holidays come with drumming, people and revolution. If they don't like it, let them wrap themselves in their frustration while we toast and sing bagpipes at the top of our lungs.

Brother! neither María “La Chik-Flada” Machado, nor her domestic extremists, and much less North American imperialism, can sing a bonus without wrinkling. They began the month, and our Christmas, with the first “government shutdown” in seven years, and yet they still believe they are capable of giving lessons to the world on how to sustain a country. Please! there is nothing like the double standard of the empire: “teaching how things are done, while they drown in their own messes”. May they continue with their closures and cuts in the social budget while they spend a fortune murdering innocents in the world and threatening our country.

But beware! What I'm not going to allow is for Coquito to become the Grinch this year. No, no, no! That's why I have something different for him this Christmas, with the only condition that he hangs my balls on me! , on the Christmas tree Bro! why do they always think badly, if everything in this life has its place.

Anyway! Let's do our thing!

Goddess! The inevitable arrived: Santamaría declined and with it the dignity of the American government that has sold the most expectations in recent times. The federal government of the United States closed during the early morning of today because surprise! , its politicians were unable to agree on the fiscal budget. But it turns out that while they argue like children at recess, hundreds of thousands of federal employees are left in the air, terrified and not knowing how to pay this month's rent.

Yes, you read that right: millions of federal workers stop getting paid, while other essential workers must keep working without a penny in their pocket. Official procedures suspended, social plans paralyzed, citizens adrift in the United States, and all this while the country that presumes to be an “example of democracy” seems like a circus without a director.

But the farce doesn't end there. The White House Budget Office has decided that this crisis is an “opportunity” for mass layoffs. Translation: taking advantage of chaos to punish the working class while politicians keep throwing accusations at each other as if they were Twitter memes. Yes, that's how sophisticated they are.

Brother! , for you to have a dimension of what's happening, estimate that more than 750,000 non-essential federal employees have been suspended, while military and critical workers must report to work even without being paid. All while Trump and the Democratic leaders continue their own war of insults and accusations, as if the country were a reality show.

The shutdown of the American government is not a simple bureaucratic problem: it is a human and economic disaster, a slap in the face of reality that makes it clear that the second Trump administration is burying it, because instead of inventing false positives against our country and spending American taxpayer money on wars, they should be governing for their people.

TRUMP'S MEETING WITH THE GENERALS

Brother! In a meeting that seemed like something out of a reality show, my friend El Catire Trump met with the senior military commanders of the United States to justify the deployment of troops in several cities in his country, claiming that they were undergoing an “internal invasion” of foreigners. Yes, you read that right: an invasion from within their own country!

The generals listened in silence as Trump spent hours talking about these imaginary “enemies”, making it clear that he plans to continue using the military as his personal police. All this while many Venezuelan extremists were dreaming that the meeting would serve to attack Venezuela and that didn't happen anywhere near. Instead, it was an endless monologue of lies, once again pointing to Hispanic communities, especially Venezuelans, as criminals, and promising that he would immediately remove them from the country.

Trump, who feeds on instant feedback, spoke more slowly and in a monotonous tone, apparently affected by a mostly silent audience that couldn't believe what he was hearing. To add, Trump has not measured the impact of this measure, as Americans, for the most part, reject the idea of having the National Guard patrolling the streets.

THE DESPERATION OF VENEZUELAN EXTREMISM

Goddess! you don't know the absolute desperation into which María “La Chik-Flada” Machado's dirty war laboratories have fallen. The narrative of “something is going to happen” has run out after six weeks of U.S. military deployment in the Caribbean. Every day that passes, their theater crumbles a little more, and they don't even know where to begin to justify their failure.

His last trick was to attack The New York Times report for having gone to Venezuela to listen to our people and show the reality: Venezuela wants neither a change of government nor war!

But the most serious thing is that these same longliners, who present themselves as “fighters and defenders of freedom”, are actually seeking to impose a communication dictatorship. They want to control what you can say, who you can listen to, and how you should think. Their fight is not for democracy: it is for control, censorship and media manipulation to establish their government, but while they conspire, reality ignores them and we Venezuelans continue with our heads held high, fighting for peace and for preserving our sovereignty.

To top it off, these attacks against an American journalist are funded by the U.S. State Department itself. UU. those who spend money from American taxpayers to try to sow chaos and manipulation in another country, but even so, will fail miserably, because every report that comes to the White House about the reality of the Venezuelan people only confirms that the show staged by Marco Rubio is falling apart, and they have no idea how to sustain it.

Our dear friend La Charlotte (don't forget to greet her in English) told me that some Trump Administration officials are disappointed because the military escalation has not weakened President Maduro's leadership, much less the long-awaited collapse of the Armed Forces. While they expected chaos, all they receive is confirmation that they underestimated a country that is united over differences and well aware of its sovereignty.

In addition, La Charlotte points out that the White House has encountered more internal resistance than expected with respect to the illegal attacks they carried out against boats carrying alleged drugs and that until today there is no single proof of this, which is forcing the Administration to rethink its next steps. Even within the White House itself, there are those who admit that underestimating Maduro can be a serious foreign policy error.

In short: neither the narco-terrorist opposition, nor the Cuban-American mafia that wants to bring the U.S. UU. to a war with Venezuela, they have managed to convince the world of aggression disguised as a fight against drugs when the truth is that they are trying to take control of the wealth of our country and the Caribbean.

While they lose credibility, time and money in desperate shows, Venezuelans remain firm, strong and aware, seeing their desperate attempts crash into reality.

THE CHAOS IN EXTREMISM

My friend Furrialeño! Trump's ambiguous statements about Venezuela have put María “La Chik-Flada” Machado in an extremely serious predicament. The famous “we'll see what happens” that Trump has been saying for several weeks has left Sayo without sleeping. Even in her circle of advisors who meet Monday and Wednesday of each week via zoom, Sayo has spoken very badly about Trump and has even accused him of being a “softie”.

That's why María Corina is trying to revive her plan to generate an event of internal shock in the country. In the style of their failed “No to Christmas” operation last year, they now seek to reissue that scenario, as if the previous failure had taught them nothing. Sayo says in her closest circle that she is desperate because time is increasingly against her, her influence within the country is zero and even her dominance in networks is already beginning to take its toll.

At the same time, a little friend of mine —who won't tell you the name because Coquito gets jealous—who works with Casto Ocando on his extortion machine, told me that Iván “El Reno” Simonovis has been proclaiming to vox populi that he is trying to infiltrate certain groups in Venezuela to generate acts of violence in the face of the canonization of Dr. José Gregorio Hernández and Mother Rendiles. Simonovis is doing all this “independently” to “score points” against the gringos.

The intention behind all this is that, if Simonovis succeeds in exploding a grenade in the country, Senator Rick Scott will open the funding box that until now has been closed to him for the theft of money from ¡Ya Casi Venezuela! I am sending all the details of this operation to you on your WeChat so that you can send them to your friend the minister.

By the way, Simonovis is very restless because he no longer knows what to tweet to maintain relevance. His entire spectacle of conspiracies and threats only reveals the extent of his desperation, so now he only collects gossip.

The lack of resources and the funnel that they put into the money that the State Department transfers through Christopher Landau, has put more than one to run. That's why we see a lot of media and longliners closing operations. Next week I'll give you all the details of how these guys are bleeding to death and are launching their latest media artillery.

In short. Brother! what we have is a fractured narco-opposition, without leadership, without credibility and without a future. They're scraping the last cartridges they have left. If they were once a political group, today they are just survivors fighting for Washington's crumbs, inventing conspiracies every week to justify their salaries, while the Venezuelan people look at them with a mixture of derision and contempt.

Goddess! The next three weeks will be full of news and hard work, I can only confirm that we have everything under control, I will inform you.

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PS: Coquito... you know.