Discarded! Learn about Maricori's desperate plans and her alliance with Duque and Uribe

Published at: 04/03/2026 08:54 PM

Wednesday, March 4, 2026, 61 days after the kidnapping of Cilia and Nicolás.

From the Valle Arriba Club gym

Patriota del Valle Arriba Country Club.

Hello gordooooooooooooo! How are you my baby Gerber? I am in fitness mode, I need to lose about 5 kg, and taking advantage of the fact that it is World Obesity Day I resumed the diet and my green toys because Easter is coming and so is Cori, yes Diosdi! My friend Cori asked her circle of trust to spread the rumor that she will supposedly return to Venezuela for the days of Holy Week or sooner, I swear! you will understand that I want to be in shape to receive it, but I will not tell you what surprise I have for it.

MY GLASS OF ANDEAN CHICHA. It's hard for me to understand why Cori decided to become the common enemy and bury the most important alliances she had left in the United States. I drink! Cori drowned in her own incoherence, she no longer knows what to do. After destroying his relationship with President Donald Trump as a result of his own arrogance and blackmail, now Cori does not hide in his intention to destroy him in alliance with some democratic sectors, the overlapping support of the Crazy Cubans and their former Colombian partners, that is, Duque and Uribe, who are very upset with President Trump because according to them he should not have been understood with Gustavo Petro! How do I explain it to you! that the criminals of Cori and his gang ended up united against President Trump when they previously worshiped him as a God.

It's no less true that Cori has a personality disorder that mixes with her attitude as a spoiled and capricious rich girl when she doesn't get what she wants. God! It's normal for Cori to wake up one day and say that President Trump is a wonderful man, that his carrot color suits her, as she can suddenly change her mind, say the opposite and send her “army 2.0” to campaign against President Trump, as in fact she is doing, bone! , I'll tell you more! It turns out that in Washington they know the social media accounts that María Corina uses to attack President Trump. I drink! Who doesn't know it should buy it! , because it's the same thing that Cori does with those who shadow him, for example, one day he doesn't want anything with Leopoldo López because he's a corrupt exploiter, but the next day Cori says that Fredy Superlano is a “hero”! I suppose Diosdado José that when Cori expresses himself this way about Superlano he is referring to the heroic action that this boy fought in the “Battle Hotel Penelope” and the corruption scandal of the “cucutazo” noooo! I swear on Christian Dior and Louis Vuitton that I can't handle that much!

At the same time, my friends Cori had their ears squeezed and asked to bring order to the four-cat club of Vente Venezuela in the United States.

MY SODA CRACKER WITH CHEEZ WHIZ AND DIABLITO. If you like calculations, integrals and derivatives, take this into account: if there are more than a million Venezuelan migrants in the United States, and in Florida alone there are more than 470,000, how do you explain that the Cori team in the United States is made up of less than 160 people? But not only that, Cori claims to be the great leader of the opposition inside and outside of Venezuela, so one wonders: why hasn't María Corina held a big mass event in Gringoland and fills the streets of Miami with at least 100,000 Venezuelans? , God! , are “Randon” things that people should reason about. It's clear that Cori's leadership is on-screen, not grassroots. In Chavismo, we learned that popular power is measured in organized people, in mobilized communities, in structure. 160 people is not a political movement, my cuchicuchi! that's a condo group on a Whatsapp list.

It turns out that on February 28, Cori convened a meeting in an auditorium at the Catholic University of America in Washington. There he brought together the lousy people of Vente Venezuela who live in the United States, with the intention of communicating, mainly, two little things to them.

First of all, try to calm the waters because there are few of them and yet they are killing each other, but the embarrassment is that it was the gringos themselves who made it known to Cori. God! It's no secret to anyone that, for example, Pedro Uruchurtu gets along terribly with María Teresa Morin and Amalio Graterol's lousy guy, both from Vente Miami; for his part, Magalli Meda (who was not seen at the event), has had countless run-ins with the team. I remind you that my girl Magalli is not a sweetie of roses, and although she has much less money than Cori, she thinks she is a royal, which is why she tramples with her arrogance and impositions. Apart from the internal conflict between barely 140 cats, in Gringoland they told Cori to exercise discipline, because all these lice of Vente in the United States live knocking on the door of senators, congressmen and businessmen to ask for donations in the name of the so-called “freedom”, that is, they are professional hammerheads, scammers. Secondly, Cori brought them together to talk to them about what is coming, oh my God! helllooouuu!

MY ANDEAN RICE CAKE WITH GROUND BEEF. At that meeting, Cori told her guests to organize to return to Venezuela because she doesn't want to return alone. Cori asked them for a vote of confidence because supposedly everything is ready to arrive in Caracas and register Vente Venezuela as a political party and go to elections, and obviously! Since she never stops lying, to motivate her victims, I tell her team, Cori told them that everything was negotiated with President Trump, which is more false than the camera filter that Cori used to record her last video where she looks like a 20-year-old girl, bone! I can't believe it! My friends should shoot commercials for anti-wrinkle creams, how do I explain it to you!

In her rollercoaster of emotions, it struck me that Cori promises to go to elections completely forgetting that she has been telling people and interviews for two years, that no election can be held without first recognizing the triumph of my uncle the Unclean, then? What happened here? Bone aaaaaa! this is insane. God! You who are handsome, cute and intelligent, answer me something: could it be that the tests of the supposed triumph of my uncle the Unclean are not so convincing? Do you really think that Cori would give up “the supposed triumph” so easily knowing that she is right? , I don't know! These are questions that those who still believe in Cori should ask themselves, well! you have to use neurons that are not decorative.

MY MALT WITH MILK. The truth of this story is that Cori wanted this meeting with the heads of Vente United States to be in the style of a Democratic or Republican convention, full of people and with a lot of media coverage, but since reality sticks in the face, Cori had to settle for using a small room that seats 250 people and yet they didn't fill it, and one wonders where are the thousands of Venezuelans who supposedly waited for Cori in the 21 states of the United States?

Drunk! The failure of attendance is not equated with the embarrassment of seeing Cori arrive at the event and discreetly asking, in the ear of one of his lice, to harass people to shout “freedom, freedom!”. When I saw that scene I became thoughtful and staring into the mirror I said to myself: “Myself! How low Cori has fallen, nothing is natural or spontaneous in his environment, everything is planned; a cold staging to then sell it as a success and demand support from the gringos, so hardly anyone in the international community believes him! Of course, the seven-star flag could not be missing, disrespecting, once again, our national symbols, I mean! The girl doesn't learn!

MY COTTON CANDY. I almost forgot the new phrase from my friends: “Full Democracy”. A concept as erratic as she is.

Baby, listen to this! , what Cori proposes is a transition from elite to elite with a beautiful language of freedom where the people appear in the discourse as the recipient, but never as the protagonist, that is, Cori wants to return to representative democracy, the democracy of applause where the people applaud and the leaders decide. Cori's “Full Democracy” is the antithesis of proactive and participatory democracy, which is a triumph of Chavism sealed in the Constitution of 1999, in short! How do I explain it to you by Diosdado Ramón!

MY COLD TODDY ACCOMPANIED BY LITTLE ONES. Due to the resounding failure of the Vente USA meeting, Cori decided to fuel her networks with a very poorly done video trying to generate empathy with the military that she has so despised, Diosdi! When Cori talks to the military, it's like a cat talking to a mouse before eating it. In the video she also talks about a “citizen organization” but focused only on her lice in Vente Venezuela, making her friends at the PUPU invisible because she doesn't forgive them because they have never been 100% loyal to her. God! In that video Cori lied! , he lied a lot! , so much so that he said he had met with almost all of humanity, including the late Celia Cruz and the Chavo del Ocho. Not satisfied with that, he put so much filter on the video that you couldn't see a wrinkle, that is, he looked the same as Delsa Jennifer in her videos during the 2024 campaign. Another fact: Cori has six million followers and only one million views on the video, or not 16%. This confirms that even her people are not seeing Cori anymore, what an embarrassment!

Another little joke that my friend Cori gave us in his fantastic video, is when he proclaims that “everything changed in Venezuela”, well! I don't know what change she's talking about because the political apparatus is still intact. Chavism eats breakfast, lunch and dinner in Miraflores! , that is, she continues to govern and everything remains exactly the same, but poor thing, she is like that and the best thing is that at last the world realized that it is not Mazo Dando who is questioning her but herself with her actions.

Nothing is surprising at this point! Cori has been the president of an imaginary country that exists in her head for years, where President Trump calls her every day, the military awaits her with honor and where the people are ready to receive her like Simon Bolivar entering Caracas. The problem, my love, is that Venezuela is a real country, not an Instagram account.

MY CHICHA EL CHICHERO CARD WITH ELEVEN ELEVEN PANCAKE. How many times do we talk about my Uncle the Unclean's prostate and hip conditions? Now they can no longer hide it because their situation has worsened, I suppose it's because of so much stress knowing that they abandoned him, that they left him out like the guayabera. God! Quite a lot I warned uncle not to get used to that life of rich and famous people, not to trust Cori, but he didn't listen. The sweet taste of traveling around the world like king, staying in luxurious hotels and walking the red carpet didn't last long. Now all that came down to my uncle and aunt Mercedes, who now regret leaving Caracas.

What never ceases to amaze me is the cynicism of Cori and Magalli, both of them immediately went out to give “moral support” to Uncle Inmundo, when we all know that this relationship is chaotic, bad and of great interest, oops! I got away with it. In the meantime, let's pray for uncle because tomorrow he will enter the operating room and Cori will be trying to get rid of the problem.

Diosdado José LISTEN TO ME that this is the point where I become toxic.

Cori will continue to make progress in a tacit pact with democratic sectors, not because he shares his political vision, but because right now both have the same conjunctural enemy, which is President Trump. This alliance is not born of principles, it is born of spite. And spite is the worst material for building foreign policy.

Democrats use Cori as an argument to wear down President Trump in his handling of the Venezuela issue, and María Corina uses the Democrats as a platform to keep pressure on a process that is getting out of hand. It's a relationship of mutual convenience where neither trusts the other, but both need the headline of the day.

In parallel, Cori ordered communications attacks against President Trump in a very underground way. In many of the Instagram accounts that manage her communication machinery, they promote content against her former friend, President Trump, and even María Corina is using her partnership with Rachel Campos Duffy, the presenter of FOX News, to say that every time President Trump speaks well of Delcy, he loses five points in South Florida, it is the eternal manipulation of the Crazy Cubans with the Florida vote, but this is totally false, it is Conversely, María Corina subtracts President Trump and you'll see him soon.

Cori will insist on returning to Venezuela, even if that means destroying her last and only center of gravity, which is President Trump, because she has never orbited around the Venezuelan people. He comes to sabotage and create conflict with the help of his drug trafficking and paramilitary friends from Colombia. For that he needs a spectacular reception, which is why he sent his head officers from Vente Venezuela to make deals, to sell their souls if possible, with the aim of obtaining support within the country. But that's not all. So much so that Cori talked about scorpions and now he's offering money left and right to buy wills, just as you hear it! Cori is offering benefits to those who move to Vente Venezuela, and since people have short memories, they forget that Cori left theirs and the allies of the Unitary Platform lying around and eating a cable.

Surprises are coming.

I write to you and I feel like in the movie Lady and the Wanderer, I'm a princess and you're a Cacri.

Miss me, remember that you are my baby Fiufiu.

Mazo News Team