Don't hit one! Find out what Sayo and Pollo Carvajal are up to after the failure of the Guarimbero plan

Published at: 03/08/2024 10:52 PM

Saturday, August 3, 2024.

In hiding

Telegram for Mr. Diosdado Cabello from the Patriota Valle Arriba Country Club.

Hello, gordoooo! , Look, I write to you very quietly so that they don't hear me.

Chubby, I'm still in hiding. Relax here there is champagne, caviar, and even hairdressing, it's chic and comfortable hiding.

We're going fast. Cori had a fight with my uncle Inmundo's friends, they wanted to go to the Supreme Court, Cori didn't. But pay attention to my tamarind nougat.

As the subject of the minutes was handled by Cori with SÚMATE, Lester Toledo, Carlos Blanco, Eugenio González Martinez (Puzkas), Félix Seijas and Roberto Picón, mainly, all behind Uncle Edmundo's back, many characters within the same Platform and the group EDMUNDO NOS UNE are doubting their own show, and they want to break up with Cori.

To do early damage control for what could happen between Cori and those from the opposition who are beginning to doubt his show, the media mercenary Eugenio González Martínez comes out to say that even if the CNE publishes the minutes or the Supreme Court makes a decision, it's no longer worth it and begins to ask for a repeat of the election.

My uncle Edmundo's friends, including the Ramones, begin to accuse Cori of having led them to a dead end, because not going to the Supreme Court reveals them and forces them to take the path of adventure, either seeking international recognition from an interim government, a foreign military intervention or a coup d'etat.

Write this down and you'll remember me, Cori will be left alone sooner rather than later, many don't forgive her abuse, but ask Botox kidnapper Manuel Rosales, please!”

My Gordis, the honeymoon with my uncle Inmundo's family is over. They know that Uncle Inmundo will be discarded because it no longer works for them because he will never be proclaimed by the CNE, but neither does it work for the plan to establish an interim government, for a reason, hold on to this news! , the filthy uncle may become incapacitated because we finally found his real medical diagnosis and I'll leave that for you next Wednesday.

My cambur compote with milk. I heard Cori talking about some operations that Pollo Carvajal would be carrying out with the support of some officials from the Department of Justice and the Department of State. It turns out that the chicken was calling, from the prison where he is being held in the United States, to several soldiers and officials to put themselves, according to him, “on the right side”. Turns out he offered them visas in exchange, lifting of sanctions and protection, as they say out there, they play dirty and rude, but for their own interests, because in return Pollo Carvajal would receive benefits for his judicial process.

Finally, my little anise seed, Cori is Crazy! , looked really bad after today's failure. Cori, who had called for a mass rally and citizen's meetings at 11:00am, did not succeed either, shouted so hard that I had to remind him that we were in hiding, to keep quiet.

Diosdi, Cori is really paranoid, she's sleeping only two hours, taking a lot of pills and starting to feel that she won't be able to respond to her international allies, because the condition was that Cori must create conditions of internal violence to justify an intervention from outside, and that hasn't happened.

Cori says that they have until January 10 to swear in my uncle Inmundo, and that for this they need a lot of international pressure, but what Cori does not hide is that Uncle Edmundo may not arrive at that day in good condition, because she does know the real conditions of his health.

Well God, today I wasn't that toxic.

I write to you and I feel like in the movie Lady and the Wanderer, me a princess and your cacri. Miss me, remember that you are my baby Fiu Fiu.

Mazo News Team