Extremist sunset! Learn about the quarrels between Inmundo and María la Chick-Flada after the failure of their plans

Published at: 25/02/2026 09:24 PM

February 25th, 2026.
The White House
After the State of the Union Address
Washington, D.C.

VIP PATRIOT

Helloooo my friend furrileaño. How are you? Brother, the last few hours have been such an embarrassing spectacle that even experimental theater wouldn't dare to put it on. The Venezuelan extremist opposition, led by María “La Chik-flada”, once again demonstrated that its main talent is not political strategy, but self-deception. It sells itself as a redeemer of democracy, but it acts with the same rudimentary messianism that it claims to combat. Last night in Washington D.C. was not a simple setback: it was a collapse in slow motion, with a soundtrack included and without the possibility of editing.

María “La Chik-flada” was not hit; she was exposed. Politically naked, without the makeup of the epic story they tried to impose for months. All that inflated narrative, that festival of photos, supposed “historic” meetings and supposed “forceful” endorsements, ended up evaporating like cheap smoke. I told you a long time ago: La Sayo and her choir of stalwarts live on epic props. They confused social networks with real power, trending topics with political structure, diplomatic selfies with strategic influence. And when fantasy crashes into reality, there is no filter to save the image.

The most devastating thing is not that your opponents ignore it. The truly devastating thing is that they are collapsing on their own. They filled their mouths promising historic bankruptcies, “decisive” support, “irreversible” twists. And what was there? Awkward silence. Elusive glances and recycled excuses.

Diosdado, here I go with the details!

Last night, President Trump delivered his customary annual State of the Union address. It was foreseeable that Venezuela would be in the spotlight, after the operation that ended with the kidnapping of our president Nicolás Maduro and Cilia Flores, and the consolidation of new strategic and energy relations with Caracas. But while real power moved pragmatically, María “La Chik‑flada ” chronicled her own political death.

His dragged visits to the corridors of Washington, nor his attempts to play two-sided chess within the Republican Party, were of no use. Media pleas, symbolic prizes or prepaid campaigns as if they were Hollywood advertising contracts were not enough. La Sayo was minimized from the political map, reduced to a footnote that no one remembers. Those who believed that cameras and photos could replace strategy are now faced with the stark reality: without substance, there is no power worth it.

Our friend Murphy, the well-placed cooperating patriot in the White House, explained it to me without filters: all this is the product of the deep fissures opened with María Corina. In his obsession with leading role, he has played his cards like a desperate amateur, attacking President Trump's strategy while he consolidates relations of respect with our president in charge, Delcy Rodríguez. While some work, others pose for photos, and there the difference matters.

And the icing on the cake, the bitter cherry behind this failure: “Chik-Flada” Machado was given an explicit veto. Yes, a veto, which even the Cuban-American congressmen in Florida could not overcome, would have to face President Trump if they tried to include her as a spectator in the main political event in the United States. This is not a logistical error or a diplomatic oversight: it is crude and strategic politics.

Last night, María “La Chik‑flada ” didn't just lose influence; she lost credibility, prestige and political dignity, if she ever had one. His last-minute moves, his selfies with diplomats and his prepaid campaigns were exposed for what they are: empty gestures that don't even touch relevance. As she creeps down the ego highway, real players consolidate power, form alliances and move pieces that matter. And that, my friend, is what separates cheap theater from real power.

It was predictable that extremism would try to turn the disgrace into a discursive pirouette. What was not clear was whether the maneuver or the silence would be more clumsy. They rushed Rick Scott to say that she was invited, but he blamed Machado's own team because he never responded. And that narrative, in addition to being crude, is offensive.

An important fact that cannot go unnoticed: according to my friend MilkEwake, who is still in the upper echelons of power in Washington DC, he assures that President Donald Trump not only sees Machado as “irrelevant”, but he directly considers her to be unreliable and absolutely incapable of generating governance or stability in Venezuela. In clearer words: it was used and discarded like a handkerchief used during political flu season.

According to MilkeWake, the appearance of another Venezuelan other than Machado, in the State of the Union message, stuns both La Sayo and her entourage. This fact sends a message to María Corina and her band: you are not the only opposition in Venezuela. The best thing about all this, according to MilkEWake, is that this opening that President Trump has given will not remain a single appearance by other actors, and it is known in the corridors of power that Washington intends to expand the table and listen to other opposition factors that are now living in Venezuela.

Surprise! Suddenly center stage is no longer reserved for a single familiar face, nor for aggressive speeches, nor for promises of “historic bankruptcies” manufactured on slow Instagram cameras. And here comes the question that can foam out of their mouths: will Venezuelan extremism accuse President Trump of a “scorpion” now that he opens the door to these other leaders?

The truth, my friend, is that the message was brief, dry and lapidary, summarized in three words that weighed more than any grandiloquent speech, more than any prefabricated epic story: “You're not going”. At this point in the game, it's clear that María “La Chick-flada” Machado has become that uncomfortable burden that no one wants to carry within President Trump's administration .

THE DEAD WERE RESURRECTED

Brother! They say that on the third day he rose from the dead... and boy did the “Unitary Platform” decide to take it at face value. That coalition, or rather political corpse, is now desperately seeking to reinvent itself and re-enter the national scene as if nothing had happened.

The saddest, or perhaps most ridiculous thing, is that they intend to sell us the idea that their “resurrection” is strategic and visionary. After so many stumbles, disagreements and speeches that sounded more like an echo than a proposal, now they want us to believe that they are ready to make a difference. His show of reviving seems more like a cheap magic trick of those that entertain a minute, than a serious political plan.

But the reality is that nothing has changed in the bowels of that circus. I'll tell you that, initially, the press conference was going to be given by Adriana Pichardo from Voluntad Popular. But after a video call with Edmundo González, they decided to do it together... as if that would give the group a minimum of cohesion. What nobody said was that before going to the media, an internal show worthy of a soap opera was put together: everyone fighting because they couldn't unify a single coherent phrase.

Adriana Pichardo ended up almost with your friend Delsa, showing that, more than a political block, the Unitary Platform seems like a reality show of endless disputes. Between screams, pushes and misunderstood gestures of superiority, they made it clear that “unity” only exists in official statements and in their well-retouched photos. Meanwhile, the country continues to advance, ignoring them Olympically, because they know that this circus has nothing to offer but noise and spectacle.

And the most unpleasant thing about the story is the arrogance with which they spoke, as if they had the absolute truth and the compass of the country in their hands. They talk about strategies and leadership while every internal action shows that they can't agree on even the most basic thing: writing a decent statement. The Unitary Platform is not only disconnected from reality; it is reading the political situation backwards, with fantasy lenses and without GPS.

In the end, this “rebirth” is nothing more than a reminder of their eternal incompetence: surviving failure, showing off in the media and playing politics as if it were a board game to see what they catch. Rather than resurrecting, they have demonstrated that they are masters of spectacle and ridicule. And while they are torn between egos, anger and personal ambitions, the country continues its course, ignoring them and wondering if they ever learned anything from their own disaster.

THE FILTHY THROWS IN THE TOWEL

¡My friend! If María Corina Machado went from being a banner to becoming an uncomfortable obstacle for some, let's not even talk about Edmundo González: he is surrounded by “friends” who don't take care of his back, but who measure his chair. They breathe down the back of his neck not to hold him, but to calculate the exact moment to push him off the board and proclaim themselves heirs to a position they haven't yet consolidated.

That group that still applauds him in public is already simmering him in private. They are specialists in smiling while sharpening the knife. And even if they feign loyalty, what they really do is assess their political utility and prepare the story of their replacement.

From the inside, according to a friend from his environment, a “dignified way out” would already be explored, that elegant formula that in politics usually means forced retirement with diplomatic wrapping. The accumulated tensions between Machado and him are not a passing rumor: they are fractures that, far from closing, are widening.

Sooner or later that's going to blow up. Edmundo and his family, claim that La Sayo used it and threw it away in the garbage dump. There are irreconcilable differences between all these groups and in addition to the fact that there are already several members of the Unitary Platform who are already buying the thesis of being supposedly “presidential”.

What comes to that opposition will be heartbreaking. You'll see.

AMNESTY AND THE END OF CHARGING PRISONERS

My friend from Furriala, the great annoyance generated by the approval of the Amnesty Law in Venezuela does not come out of nowhere. And it is no coincidence that the main promoters of lynching the law are the same people who for years used the names of the so-called political prisoners to raise funds and line their own pockets.

Brother! Did you really think that the amnesty would pardon those who called for bombs and foreign military intervention? , these are the people who are promoting the campaign against the Amnesty law. They are discovered and no one believes them anymore.

President Delcy Rodríguez already announced that there are plans and conspiracies, very close here because extremism has not abandoned its intentions. They are desperate to implode what has been built between Caracas and Washington on the basis of respect and national independence. The sad thing for this coup sector is that their eyes are on them and not exactly those of the Mazo. Next week I will tell you a few things that this block seeks to promote and since now they will seek to charge Trump for all his displacements.

REMEMBER THAT I AM YOUR FINE, FITNEES AND IMPORTANT FRIEND.

CHANGE AND OUT.

P.S.: Hi coquito, how are you?