Hot spring in Washington! Walls are beginning to be erected in the United States against Marco Rubio's warrior agenda

October 8th, 2025.

Rose Garden.

White House. Before entering the Oval Office.

Washington De Diosdado Cabello.

Helloooou, my furrialeño friend! How are you? Chaos has gripped the United States, and that's no exaggeration. The shutdown of the federal government celebrates seven days, leaving thousands of public employees adrift: without pay, without certainty and with the anguish of not knowing if they will ever have their jobs again.

Added to that is the military deployment in several cities and Trump's threat to invoke the old Insurrection Act of 1871, a dangerous move that has the citizens of this country paralyzed between fear and stupor. What is being experienced here today is a real nightmare as they try to talk about democracy and peace.

But it wasn't just my friend the Catire who got his parrot entangled. Down there, that is, in Venezuela, the extremists led by María “La Chik-Flada” Machado, the same people who said “yes now” three months ago, are suffering from EXCESSIVE DREAMING SYNDROME, which is when fanciful activity becomes so intense and frequent that it interferes with real life. Goddess! they no longer know what to hang themselves on, they have exhausted their repertoire of fantasies and rumors, while all that passes is the time to strengthen a people that want peace.

Between the messianic delirium of “La Chik-Flada” Machado and the megalomania of Marco Rubio, the result is the same. Rubio plays with fear and force, Venezuelan vendettes play with illusion and deception.

But... before continuing. Goddess! I'm a little confused because I'm a serious guy. It turns out that yesterday I received a rather strange message, I won't say a name, but everyone knows who he is. This time he wants me to help him with a Robin costume for Halloween, but I don't know if it's a hint for me to tell him that I'm going to buy the Batman costume, unless he wants the Joker, do you know anything about that?

Anyway, let's do our thing!

Brother! as I told you, the plans of the Venezuelan extremist opposition, led by “La Chik-Flada” Machado, are collapsing dramatically here in the United States. His desperate attempt to manipulate senators and congressmen from both parties crashes against a wall of absolute rejection: no one wants to join the war circus that Little Marco and the “Chik-Flada” Machado are trying to set up. What was once intended to be a Machiavellian move today looks like a pathetic spectacle, excessive ego and international ridicule.

The opacity with which attacks against allegedly drug-laden vessels in the Caribbean have been handled has sparked a scandal within the administration itself. Nobody knows how many rocks were actually hit; the official confusion is total and the versions differ depending on who you ask. This lack of transparency is not a technical failure of the United States government, but evidence of a State Department acting on a whim, without controls or convincing public evidence.

Brother! , let me tell you that the military and main advisors are increasingly perplexed when they hear statements from the White House about operations in the Caribbean. Until today, the Trump administration has not presented solid evidence to justify extrajudicial executions in the Caribbean, nor have they even detailed the weapons or platforms used for these operations, much less have they been able to prove that they have attacked targets loaded with drugs. Goddess! every official explanation sounds more like a comic book than an act of responsible government; the impression is that of an administration that plays war with confused and flimsy arguments, setting a serious precedent.

In addition to the disaster of the illegal and immoral deployment, there is the fiasco of Venezuela's narco-terrorist opposition on the ground. Once again María “La Chik-Flada” Machado failed in her attempt to escalate the violence, as her plan to attack the headquarters of the United States embassy in Caracas was unveiled. María Corina Machado's commitment to small concussion operations to achieve a foreign military reaction ended up confirming her usual incompetence.

According to our friend La Charlotte (don't forget to greet her in English), the idea of this false flag operation was meticulously cooked up between the United States and Colombia weeks ago. From there, they coordinated an entire chain of official reactions and major news networks were even notified to prepare continuous and “special” coverage of the event. I know why I'm telling you this. It goes without saying that the objective was to provoke Trump's anger and for him, influenced by the three masters of the war: Rubio, Hegseth and Miller, to order an attack against our country.

Goddess! Behind this operation are several former domestic military officers who are now hiding in the United States, playing with impunity while trying to manipulate international events. I'm sending you new privileged information to your Signal: even if they try to deny it, what they don't know is that there is concrete evidence that unmasks their entire game. Everything has its time and its time. The truth always ends up coming to light.

They are desperately seeking to sow chaos to justify the labyrinth they got into. That is why recent press reports, here in the United States, indicate the frustration that exists within the administration because our president Maduro has not fallen into provocations and your friend the minister has dismantled their plans.

Another important point that La Charlotte tells me is that Little Marco was furious, because once again María Corina and her operators ridiculed him and demonstrated that there is no plan, just a bunch of crumpled paper with overflowing ambition.

THE TPS TO VENEZUELANS

Brother! If María “La Chik-Flada” Machado has highlighted anything, it's her hatred against the Venezuelan diaspora, and her utter contempt for the people she claims to represent is evident. Their false accusations about the Aragua Train today have direct and cruel consequences: more than 600,000 Venezuelans with TPS in the United States are trapped in mortal limbo, on the verge of deportation, and not necessarily to Venezuela, but with the threat of being sent to third countries in Africa or Central Asia, totally helpless, without due process. All this happens while María Corina smiles from her new partner's channel, that is, Fox News, where in every interview she laughs, mocks, the Venezuelan migrant.

Brother! María Corina's irresponsibility is not political, it's criminal. Their fanaticism and desire for leadership know no bounds when it comes to putting human lives at risk. And to top it all off, their complicit silence is deafening. Neither she nor the drunken old man from Inmundo González have lifted a finger to protest or, at least, to beg the American authorities for some consideration in favor of Venezuelans in the United States. Their priority isn't to protect Venezuelans: it's not to make Trump or his henchmen uncomfortable.

This María Corina is the same one who says that, if she comes to power, she will work for the people, pure straw! , your friend the minister would say. Sayo and Inmundo are living proof that, with a minimum of power, all they will do is humiliate and sell themselves to the whims of the elites, while ordinary people are left completely unprotected. The worst thing is that they presume to have daily communication with the US administration, and I wonder why if María Corina talks to Trump and Rubio every day she doesn't do anything for Venezuelans in the United States?

And like the rotten cherry on this cake, I bring you the “Crazy Cubans”, today repudiated in South Florida. There they are selling campaign stories about a supposed Adjustment Law that would open paths to residency, but here we all know that this initiative is a political corpse before birth, and they, like María Corina, the three Cuban crazies continue to deceive people by nourishing false hopes to see if they survive the part-time election.

COMMUNICATIONS AND THE SENATE WALL

My friend Furrialeño! Silly opposition extremism went from attacking the New York Times and accusing it of “Chavista propaganda” to saying that the New York Times “is a real media outlet” because they released an article that speculates about a cut in diplomatic efforts with Venezuela. Hypocrisy knows no bounds.

These are the same people who promised that, by granting the license to Chevron, Venezuela would lose its oil “as if nothing had happened”. Keep believing in those stories and underestimating the leadership of President Nicolás Maduro... so, perhaps, they will come to power in about 200 years. Meanwhile, reality continues to make a fool of them, demonstrating that no fantasy or conspiracy surpasses the firmness of our people.

Brother! Sanity is beginning to make its way in Washington in the face of the guerrilla maneuvers of the “Little Marco”, who seems obsessed with pushing Trump to turn Latin America into a new catastrophe. Amid the dangerous escalation of rhetoric and veiled threats against our country, a group of Democratic senators has presented Resolution 83 in Congress, a measure aimed at curbing the use of the United States Armed Forces in military operations against Venezuela without legislative authorization.

This initiative represents a retaining wall against the military adventurism of the Trump administration, which has sought to act outside international law and the U.S. Constitution itself. The senators rightly denounce that the White House has not demonstrated the existence of any “imminent threat” to justify such a deployment, nor has it presented a valid legal framework to support such actions.

The text of the resolution makes it clear that the fight against drug trafficking cannot be an excuse for armed intervention, and stresses that such cooperation must be carried out through international diplomatic and police channels, not through the imposition of military power.

SPEAKING OF LONGLINE RACING

My brother! Last week I warned you that the lack of resources and the funnel they put into the money that the State Department is draining through Christopher Landau, has more than one running around like a cornered mouse. Especially digital media that are sold as allies of the Venezuelan extreme right, but which in practice are a financial circus in free fall.

Do you remember Carlos Méndez's scoundrel? Yes, the same one that turned the sewer of EVTV Miami into the headquarters of the ridiculous Supreme Court in exile. Well brother, the guy is totally bankrupt: he owes lenders, employees and everyone who threw out or resigned from the channel. Today there are workers who have been waiting for their salaries for up to four months, while he makes them dizzy with the excuse that “he is waiting for YouTube to pay them”. And as if that weren't enough, he tried to sell that parapet almost as a gift... and no one wants it even to be used as a wallpaper.

That's why they now come up with the story that the Venezuelan government is attacking the channel, when the reality is much simpler: the numbers don't add up. His last desperate move is to try to convince Inmundo to swear through the puppet TSJ in exile to collect his cut. Pure farce and opportunism.

Other media such as El Pitazo and Efecto Cocuyo are in the same debacle: payroll reductions, grants cut at the stroke of a stroke and European embassies that no longer give them signals for their supposed “projects to defend freedom” that never existed. The fantasy of “independent media” collapses in the face of stark reality: political fanaticism that pays no bills or protects anyone.

Not to mention VPI or Ravell: all in free fall, demonstrating that political fanaticism does not cover payroll, does not protect employees and even less, maintains a minimum of credibility. All of them, who used their workers as cannon fodder for coup operations, have today abandoned them to their fate, showing that the Venezuelan media extreme right is a grotesque spectacle of incompetence, deception and abandonment.

REMEMBER THAT I AM YOUR FINE, FITNESS AND IMPORTANT FRIEND.

CHANGE AND OUT.

PS: COQUITO, IF YOU ARE ROBIN WHAT AM I?