More Chik-Flada and desperate! Find out about the show that La Sayo intends to put on in Oslo

November 26th, 2025.

30 minutes from the worm farm in Miami - Florida.

Hellooo, my furrialeaño friend. How are you? Today we wake up on the last Wednesday of November, the eve of Thanksgiving, and by the way I will spend nothing more and nothing less with Catire Trump at Mar-A-Lago. Goddess! With this closing of the month we are entering the final stretch for Christmas Eve and the end of the year, but while some wake up to see that in Miraflores, Nicolás Maduro is still answering the phone, others prefer to remain deceived, although, in recent days, the rancid cloud of recycled lies and laboratory expectations created by stateless extremism, that group that today slavish orbits around María “La Chik-Flada” Machado, to attack once again the people of Venezuela.

Goddess! The spectacle of this opposition, which sells itself as “democratic” but acts as a club of “The Holy Inquisition”, is increasingly decadent. Today is November 26th and even the most faithful followers of the cult of maricorinato are beginning to wake up from the collective trance to which they have been led in the last 90 days. Brother! people get tired, and when reality comes on the scene, fairytales fall apart without the need to push them.

The usual script: supposed escapes from the high government that never arrive; imaginary soldiers who take Miraflores to demand the resignation of the president; internal bankruptcies that only exist in their private chats; the truth is delusional to see how “chik-flados” are projected as “giant saviors” while shipwrecked in their own sea of fantasies, since they are unable to sustain, even, the narratives that they invent themselves. And so, as November retreats through the big door, the last batch of fables that the machinery of the smoke sellers has tried to impose without success also vanishes.

But oooooo, before continuing... Brother! Keep the secret for me, Coquito and I have decided to go back to our business, okay! Don't think badly, I mean we're going to resume Yoga school and next week I'll send you the new uniform. Unfortunately, Coquito and I are not going to be able to see each other at Thanksgiving because I must stay and monitor the progress of “what you know”, conchale! So much so that I had a hard time putting the stuffing in Coquito's turkey! You know Diosdado, next week Mazo Yoga kicks off again, I'll give you the list of several of the public who love their lycra to use in practice, you're going to be surprised.

Anyway... let's do our thing.

Goddess! There is no worse blind person than the one who does not want to see, and the Venezuelan extremist opposition, led by María “La Chik-Flada” Machado, has reached a level of ineptitude bordering on the grotesque. Their supposed “strategic plans” are more fragile than sand castles in the middle of a hurricane, since they lack sustenance, vision and any real chance of success. Every attempt to move forward becomes a self-induced disaster, and the most ironic thing is that they move forward without asking their followers for forgiveness while demanding a new vote of confidence, as your friend La Sifri says: “how sad it is to be a smoke-eating opponent”.

While smoke sells them, they tear their clothes talking about freedom and democracy, their own lies and clumsiness drag them into international ridicule. Nobody believes them anymore! The international community knows that the strategy of this sector is a theater of the absurd: they shout, they demand, and then they are surprised when no one takes them seriously.

The shift towards dialogue, perfectly logical and predictable on the part of a Donald Trump who has realized that he is being led into a trap with the “Venezuela issue”, has more than one with a very weak stomach. Meanwhile, phones are ringing again in Caracas and Washington, which has left the kings of lies in a state of utter bewilderment. Brother! all those self-proclaimed “bosses” of information and the “gurus” of the lobby, the same ones who think they are essential, are today without a script, without a compass and without the slightest idea of how to recompose the show that they themselves built. Political reality, as always, does not forgive the mediocre, the unwary and the dissociated who, without any reasoning and judgment of their own, believe everything they are told.

Trump's move is clear and calculated, that is, Trump did not become a Chavista, he simply understood that he was lied to about the narrative of the “Aragua Train” and “the narco-state”. Goddess! Trump knows that if he approves an attack against our country, not only would it be unfair and illegal because he would be acting on the basis of Marco Rubio's lies, but his presidential career would be buried when he became the most unpopular president in the United States because more than 70% of Americans reject an attack on our country.

Our friend, Murphy, the cooperating patriot of El Mazo who is prominent in the White House, has leaked me juicy details of what is really being cooked in the shadows of gringo politics with respect to Venezuela. According to Murphy, we will have conversations in less time than a rooster crows, of course, the demons of the Cuban-American worm are unleashed to try to sabotage everything, but even so, the truth will prevail.

If anyone needs evidence that American public opinion does not share the war hysteria of the Cuban-American Chik-flados and the Machado Chik-skirt, they should review the numbers of the latest polls, which show devastating numbers. According to CBS News, 70% of Americans are opposed to military intervention in Venezuela; 76% believe that Trump has not yet explained his objectives in the region; three out of four Americans believe that any military action by Trump requires congressional approval; even among the same Republicans, more than 50% recognize that any intervention without legislative support would be a strategic mistake. Goddess! these numbers confirm what we have been denouncing: Rubio and his collaborators have been preparing the political suicide of Catire Trump, just ask yourself why do they want Trump to adopt an unpopular measure attacking Venezuela when the American people reject aggression with an overwhelming majority? , I insist, they want to put an end to the Catire.

But the numbers are even more humiliating when you understand that only 13% of Americans perceive Venezuela as a “major threat” to national security; 48% consider it a “minor threat” and 39% say it represents no threat. In clear terms, the Cuban-American mafia and Venezuela's extremist opposition are completely out of step with public perception, as 92% of Venezuelans also reject an attack on their homeland.

The failure of Venezuela's extremist opposition is not limited to its disconnection with people and reality, but they demonstrate, once again, that they have no internal leadership, that they do not move masses, that is, they have neither civil nor military people; that is why their only bet is to continue trying to apply the paths of terrorism within the country; to continue lying to the world and to its few followers; or to hope that a friend president of another country will intervene militarily in Venezuela, Brother! are a caricature, and they are also laughable to their “occasional allies” in Washington.

Goddess! Speaking of Washington, the tantrum that María “La Chik-Flada” Machado recently put together has been a real circus worthy of a low-budget film. The lady, who seems to live trapped in her own political reality show, where she is also the absolute protagonist, exploded in insults against Christopher Landau's second, the same one who dispatches from the basement of the State Department. I tell you that María Corina has told her closest circle, that the gringos made fun of her and that she doesn't understand why Catire Trump is going to talk to our president Nicolás Maduro, and by the way, she claims that she found out about it like everyone else, through social networks.

Our dear friend La Charlotte (don't forget to greet her in English) told me that the chick-flada launched the attack against Landau and his team, accusing them of allegedly “treason” the Venezuelan cause as if State Department officials existed only to attend to Machado's ego and delusions. According to La Sayo, the U.S. government is making a mistake not bombing Venezuela; not murdering our children like in Gaza; not turning Venezuela into Afghanistan.

Amidst screams, complaints and theatrical poses, Machado once again accused the Trump administration of playing dirty and of having a double agenda. María Corina says that, almost a year after the presidency of Catire, she feels that she has not received the absolute support they gave to Juanito Alimaña, on the contrary, at every opportunity they can the gringos leave her in ridicule.

La Charlotte reiterates to me that the relationship between the State Department and La Sayo is not remotely “rosy”, as the media machine of terror attempts to paint. Goddess! María Corina not only lags behind any decision or discussion relevant to the Trump administration and they treat her exactly as she is: a muppet, a stuffed character who screams, kicks and believes himself indispensable while everything moves around him without her.

THE DIRTY WAR

Brother! This thing I'm about to tell you is fresh out of the oven. It turns out that during hours this morning there was a planning meeting in which several of La Sayo's international liaisons participated.

The order is to begin to expose as supposed “accomplices” of the “regime” all those who speak or promote in a positive way the talks between Trump and President Nicolás Maduro. They also agreed to update a blacklist that they will send to US authorities to ask them to sanction those who appear there. Goddess! Just to continue to prove that the Nobel Prize is a farce, I tell you that it was the “winner” herself, that is, Chick-Flada Machado who authorized the media attack, not only against the people she identifies as enemies, but against their families.

THE SHOW AND THE TRIP TO OSLO

My friend Furrialeño! The table is set for the show that will set up extremism and La Sayo in Norway. But what is not being said in the headlines is much more serious: while they are preparing for their media circus, at this very hour, a new fraud is being carried out against American, foreign and other unwary institutions. Yes, while they pose for the cameras and shout slogans of “freedom”, corrupt maneuvers are being carried out behind the scenes that reveal the total lack of ethics of this opposition sector, which is not only terrorist and stateless, but very corrupt.

Behind this grotesque spectacle that they are putting on in Oslo, there are multiple factions of extremism, all the satellites that orbit around the “Chick-Flada”, going like crazy asking for money left and right in the “name of freedom”. The same corrupt apparatus used by Crazy Leo, Juanito Alimaña and even the murderer of Julio Borges, is now in full action replicating the same vices and traps as always. Brother! It's like watching a political tragicomedy: the very clowns and clowns present themselves arrogantly, they think they are heroes, they say that now they are going to be a government, that in December they will be in Miraflores and that's what they call businessmen, governments, and how many strange people dare to hammer tickets and travel expenses, plus other luxuries that will take place in Oslo.

The thing doesn't end there. Next week I'll give you details of how those funds are being managed and the internal fights that are raging to see who sticks their hands and who doesn't, it's the reissue of the Cucuta concert, it's the same film from 2019. I can only tell you that the entourage led by Inmundo González, the Crazy Leo and the Vampire Ledezma is crashing to the death because each one has their own requests. Goddess! Get ready, because a new Broadway, Las Vegas and Hollywood style show is coming for the first fortnight of December.

Pending with Colombia, there are people interested in distracting us while the dialogue between El Catire and our president Nicolás Maduro takes place to seek chaos in the neighboring country, because their “plan A”, which is the foreign military invasion, is starting to limp and they need Colombian soil to operate. On the other hand, I inform you that all cooperating patriots are aligned to detect and denounce the plans, the false positives that they want to raise to sabotage the call between Trump and Maduro, or even to make the captive get upset and get back on Rubio's path. For now, extremism is waiting to organize the Oslo show, but in a few days they will return to the onslaught.

I say goodbye for now, with the greatest conviction that the country will triumph. They have not been able to, nor will they!

REMEMBER THAT I AM YOUR FINE, FITNESS AND IMPORTANT FRIEND.

CHANGE AND OUT

P.D.: DECEMBER HAS ARRIVED AND SAINT NICHOLAS IS COMING SOON.