More dreadful than a black cat! Learn why opposition leaders stand out from La Sayo

Published at: 29/07/2026 10:27 PM

Maracaibo, Santa Lucia sector, diagonal to Pa' Que Luis, in the white house with red bars that have a Chávez banner and a mushy sign that says: WE WILL WIN!

Patriot Patricio the Maracucho.

What was Diosdado? How are you my dear brother?

Cousin! So that you know that my brothers Chicho, Lalo and myself, Patricio Segundo Urdaneta Palmar, have already returned to Maracaibo after answering the call of the president in charge Delcy Eloína Rodríguez to mobilize all of us to La Guaira to support our people in all the necessary tasks after the regrettable earthquakes that mourned our country. All together! and with God's help we will overcome adversity as we always have. Brother! But, on the other hand, I also did what your friend the minister asked of me, I contacted all our cooperating patriots to monitor what Sayo and the rest of the failed, thieving opposition are doing, who asked for sanctions and now they come back to crouch down. Cousin! I found out some things that will drive you crazier than Manuel Rosales, alias “The Philosopher of Zulia”, when he said that people don't cross the Red Sea expecting it to turn green.

Ah Diosdado! Let's do our thing because I bring you some better stories than when the teacher was missing classes and you were going to play ball 'rubber' on the court.

Brother! I contacted our cooperating patriot “Sesame Street” who is the nail and filth of Henry Alvierez, alias “Teletubi”, to monitor how the mini-march that María Corina, alias “La Sayo”, organized in Chacao yesterday Tuesday, was developing. Cousin! What “Sesame Street” tells me is that the march was more popular than going to the beach in the off-season, and that the few people who went there could get around in a Chevette and there were still plenty of them on.

Goddess! But “Sesame Street” told me something that was later confirmed to me by our cooperating patriot “Candy Candy”, and that is that this new march organized by MariCori was highly criticized nationally and internationally for having been convened, just a month after the earthquake catastrophe, and also, in a municipality that was also very affected by the earthquakes, which is why, even the residents of the Chacao municipality, who are largely opponents, were offended by the lack of empathy of that opposition sector for convening a street act like this one a few blocks from where some buildings fell and human lives were lost. Brother! The “Candy Candy” says that it is not free that María Corina is called “La Sayo” in the lower worlds because she has no sensitivity and because of her ambition for power she is even capable of disrespecting the mourning that the whole country is going through, in order to continue promoting her personal political agenda. But that's not all Diosdado! Candy Candy affirms that, with this new street call, María Corina confirms her intentions to sow chaos again and destabilize the country, since this was her plan before the earthquakes.

Brother! Tell me about “Sesame Street” who was riding the sound truck, that in the march organized by Sayo you could only see flannels from the Vente Venezuela mini party, and not flannels from the other mini parties that make up the PUPÚ, that is, the Unitary Platform, another interesting thing is that the flannel they gave to people when they were getting off the buses, were new, freshly printed flannels, this means that, of the less than 200 people who attended the march, not even members of are Vente and they mobilized Pa' to make bulk pa' the closed photos they posted on social media.

Goddess! On the other hand, our cooperating patriot “Donatelo” to whom they call him that way because he is uglier than a Ninja Turtle, but he is more loved in Miami than a $100 bill; he told me that Sayo is more upset than Tomas Guanipa when there is Seca Law, because no one, not the few powerful friends she has left, could help her to get into the new work tables that will take place between the opposition and the Venezuelan government starting on August 1st. Donatelo tells me that many of those friends from La Sayo are worried about the part-time elections and say that supporting María Corina is getting into trouble, and they say that if María Corina is never given anything, it's because she's scarier than a black cat passing through a cemetery on Friday the 13th at night.

Cousin! But Donatelo still recommends that we do not let our guard down with the new dialogue processes, because Sayo is like the devil of Tasmania turning around like an airplane turbine seeking to sabotage new initiatives between the Government and the Opposition, and if in the end an agreement can be reached for the welfare of the country, Donatelo says that MariCori will be responsible for torpedoing it and generating a critical mass on social networks because she was not taken into account. Goddess! Donatelo also says that, what makes Sayo most angry is knowing that her own allies conspired to exclude her from the negotiations, as is the case of Leopoldo López, alias “The Wireless Princess” and the son of Julio Borges, who are on a plan to isolate María Corina from international relations as revenge because Sayo always made their lives impossible.

Goddess! Do you remember our cooperating patriot who owns the Miami padel courts where Juan Guaidó plays, alias “The Human Vacuum Cleaner”? Good brother! The owner of the padel courts found out that Guaidó is going crazy wanting to take advantage of the negotiations between the government and the opposition. Guaidó says that he is still a Deputy of the AN2015 and that gives him the right to return to the country to be part of these new dialogues and appear in the photo. But the only thing that worries the “Human Vacuum Cleaner” is that he is clearly more angry here than a sadist.

Goddess! Since you told me to give Maracaibo an X-ray to find out how things were going around here, I got you some information that will leave your eyes pepa more open than a crocodile yawn. So sit in the chair before reading this and roll up your seat belt around your chest.

Do you remember our cooperating patriot who is the driver of Bella Vista's pushchairs and is also a member of A New Time? Good brother! The Bella Vista driver found out in the corridors of the headquarters of UNT de las Mercedes in Maracaibo that Manuel Rosales, alias “The Philosopher of Zulia”, goes around like crazy calling his friend Ramos Allup, alias “Cara e' old” and that, in order to let UNT return to the Unitary Platform, but “Cara is old” told the Philosopher of Zulia” that this was more difficult than gargling upside down because it was María Corina herself who ordered Manuel Rosales to be vetoed in the PUPU and He gave the order not to receive it because it's more It is treacherous to drink cucuy de penca mixed with orange juice and rum.

Cousin! Other information given to me by the driver of the Bella Vista trolleys is that the former mayor of Maracaibo, Rafael Ramírez, alias, “Yogi Bear”, has already officially left the fighter to Juan Pablo Guanipa, alias “Tequeño Traidor” and publicly went to Capriles' party, alias “Liceo de Noche”, which is called Union and Change. What the Bella Vista driver heard was that “Yogi Bear” is going to run again for mayor of Maracaibo with the Capriles party and that they will support Manuel Rosales's candidate for the governor of Zulia, to fuck the Tequeño Siniestro and Lester Toledo, alias “The Tinder Swindler”, who already have their plans made.

Goddess! And before I left, he sent you to tell our cooperating patriot “Pejoteco” that Juan Pablo Guanipa, alias “Tequeño Diabolico” is weirder than Dracula donating blood; because he hasn't come out to support the new AN2015 negotiations with the government, but he hasn't rejected it either; understanding that the “Tequeño Macabro” was also a deputy of the AN2015 and supported the interim of “Juanito Alimaña”, but now he wants to do the “I wasn't” to challenge Sá I don't want to bother Julio Borges's Cejón either, who now is demanding loyalty from him and to fix his position in the face of this new political situation.

Good Malay! I'm leaving you. God what I love you is dick! , I love you more than a fried fish service sold in the stilts of Santa Rosa de Agua, in the northern part of Maracaibo, in the “Doña Pepa” store, the one that is left last, passing through the plank floor, on the left hand side. Brother, the fish must be well fried and cut into slices of gizzard; let the service bring curvina, lebranche, bocachico, sea bass, lisa, popcorn and chuco mojito, from which they fish in Lake Maracaibo, near Toas Island. Goddess! Remember that, they must be specifically those fish because they are the ones that have almost no bones; and for the fish to be well roasted they must fry it with well-heated oil, from which it becomes thick. The fish should be well dressed with all the available condiments so that they get enough color and flavor; that they serve everything on a large tray. As a side dish, fried ripe banana toasts with salt and grated cheese on top; a serve of cassava parboiled from the solticita; an avocado salad, of which comes with slices of onion, tomato and olive oil that the copetuos use on top; a service of sweet arepas with milk cream Sur del Lago and with a service of fried potatoes with tomato sauce on top. Brother! Just if it's not a lot of abuse I'm also going to miss a service of empanaditas with seafood delicacies, that is, with shrimp, mojito and crab, and just in case, lest my love and respect for you are still in doubt, I'm also going to order a bowl of catfish soup with plenty of lemon. To drink, please serve me a jug with guarapo de Panela ice; for dessert a chocolate cake with arequipe in the center and condensed milk on top so they don't call me a lambucio.

You take care of me cousin, change and go.