Murderers and drug trafficking! Learn about the plans of the continental right to attack popular rulers in the region

Published at: 11/06/2025 09:56 PM

June 11 of 2025

Location: Valle Arriba Golf Club

Patriota del Valle Arriba Country Club

Hello gordoooo how are you my chubby Politzia? I tell you that I am here in the club pool contemplating “the full strawberry moon” that is coming to illuminate us in this beautiful sky, don't make fun of Diosdi! That I'm on the astrological wave because Cori says that the planets are aligning, although I think they did align, but against him and the poor one hasn't noticed. Chubby! As the witch of Cori told me, who doesn't hit a beat, this is one of the most powerful moons because its influence helps you achieve success, but well what the Witch of Cori said, I mean it! Please ooooooor!

I think, MY YELLOW JOBITO ICE CREAM! , that Cori has the moon and the whole universe turned upside down, because everyone around my friends is extremely disappointed, except me who knows her well and I know that she always lies. Here everyone believed the story that Cori had a mega-plan to overthrow Nico Maduro and it turns out that nothing at all! , Cori played luck and that is the problem of those who think they are predestined, bone! the messiahs. These people get into their heads that everything will fall magically, please!

MY COCONUT FLAN! , there is great discouragement and disappointment among all those who have supported María Corina, who is already beginning to say in her meetings and in her conversations through chats that the situation is very difficult, because her only hope was Trump, and she does not see him pending on Venezuela but on the hotbed he has in the United States. God! In a conversation, Cori said that they should focus on trying to do something by July 28, to see if that way they would regain the trust of my friends the gringos and the attention of the international community, which was already exhausted by Cori's bad parenting. A clear example is that of the five parakeets, who don't even sing anymore, no one receives them and when they receive them it's because they don't hear them complain on social networks.

God! Cori is very frustrated, to tell you that she called me last night on the phone and shivered for like an hour to vent her spite. She told me that she was tired of doing everything the gringos asked her to do while she continued to sink. María Corina also told me that Marco Rubio was a foolish talker, that he didn't do anything to him and that he wanted to be knocked down the Trump cabal because she had a pact ready with the Democrats, who were going to fulfill him, well! My friends are getting more cuckoo every day!

Good God, José! , it's not for nothing that Cori is like this, I think that the girl begins to wake up from the American dream, especially after seeing the show between the Trump kill and the line passes that Elon Musk launches. That show not only put Cori to a sweat, but also the Republican Party that is walking on the razor's edge towards the half-time elections next year. God! If I were a congressman or senator from the Republican Party, I would be injecting moringa tea because with what they are doing to Latinos and immigrants, the votes for that election will be really crazy, unless my friend Elon works his magic.

Speaking of congressmen. MY CHIKI BABY! Did you see that the Crazy Cubans received Cori's parakeets? , but all bad because it wasn't the big party that the parakeets were expecting, they just had a tasteless meeting, because with the anger and frustration that exists in the Latino and migrant community that lives in the United States, especially in the state of Florida, an event with the parakeets would be a total failure, amen! of the risk of having tomatoes thrown at them and singing their truths to those who are betraying and leaving migrants alone.

Little detail! There were only three of the five parakeets, because Magalí and Omar González weren't there, and since you know that I don't like gossip, I decided to answer my questions and I ran to write to Magalí, who told me that she couldn't be “in such a squalid photo”, without people who were applauding or receiving her like what she is “a hero”, God! Are these people really using magic powder or are in an insane asylum!

But you know very well what your friend Magalí is like, she and Cori lie even when they are asleep. MY LOQUAT CANDY! The real truth is that Magalí was not in that act because she is, once again, fighting with Cori. It turns out that Cori gave them the order that neither Magali nor Omar could continue to appear at events: Omar González because he is too fat, and you know that Cori is fatphobic, but that also destroys the narrative of what they were going through work at the headquarters of the Argentine embassy in Caracas, and in the case of Magalí it's because he was giving interviews without following the line that Cori had given them, bone! , of terror!

MY BATI ICE CREAM — BATI! Cori is a collector of useless friends, such as the case of the lousy Daniel Noboa, who, following in the footsteps of the captive Trump decided to impose restrictions on Venezuelans from traveling to Ecuador, God! Can you believe that Cori hasn't said anything about it yet? it is very clear that Cori has never cared about our migrants beyond their cheap speech.

MY MANGO JELLY! , Cori's new modus operandi to try to scare away companies that stayed in the country, businessmen and investors, anyone who wants to come to Venezuela to produce, is to make them a face-to-face and media guarimba, that is, Cori has issued the instruction that they must go directly to the offices, to the places where company managers live to blackmail, this with the aim of denouncing and exposing them, so it is no accident that the lousy of Miguel Henrique Otero He went to the headquarters of Telefónica in Spain to record a video with an alleged complaint in which he ends up accusing the president of Telefónica of working for the government of Nico Maduro, that's right! I tell you that Cori's idea is to expose them to the communication machinery that does the dirty work of digital harassment, it's definitely a crazy thing!

MY PEAR COMPOTE! I assure you that you didn't notice Mata's move that Cori made in the group of leeches that travel or spend time with my Uncle Inmundo, right? Well, I have all the details for you because La Sifr i always knows everything.

Turns out that in the show that my uncle Inmundo put on with Milei's Crazy, there was only the international parakeet, you know, the one with the magic plants? , Pedro Urruchurtu, and ohhh! surprise! There weren't the other leeches that always accompany my uncle at such events. Well fat man, I didn't keep that one and I called my Aunt Mercedes, she told me everything.

It turns out that Cori ordered to replace the vampire Ledezma and Cinderella's ugly half-sister, that is, Isadora del Valle Suárez, alias “Isadora Zubillaga”, who replaces them in their supposed diplomatic work? , Pedro Urruchurtu to be able to control my uncle even more, obviously! that this also has another purpose, which is to take care of receiving the monetary support that may fall into the piggy bank, because Cori already knows that he will not be able to overthrow Nico Maduro, that his cause was lost, so they are in “Operation Raspa Olla” to be able to live without working, because besides, these people don't work, they don't do anything, bone! hellloooooooooooooooooou!

Wait! the story goes on. It turns out that the Cori ordered that they publish with fanfare the photo of Uncle Immundo with Milei's Crazy because it is one of the very few one-handed supports that give half attention to my uncle and Cori, but even though they wanted to sell the moment as the best thing on the planet, the news didn't go through, as Cori's longliners would say: It was a caliche, please!

Another less important fact, but so that you realize that no one pays attention to Cori. It turns out that for the photo with Loco Milei, my Uncle Inmundo didn't get a flag of Venezuela with seven stars but with the eight stars, as it should be, oh God! Can you imagine Cori's screams and hysteria when she saw the scene, she wanted to die and lit a candle to Saint Jude Thaddeus so that you wouldn't take the picture today in the deck.

Good God! , following the story of those who were supplanted by Pedro Urruchurtu, I tell you that Tia Mercedes told me that Ledezma, when he found out that he had gone into the background, the louse fell like a vampire when they put a bunch of garlic and a crucifix in front of him, so he's like crazy seeing how he reinvents himself because he's no longer the chancellor of Tio Inmundo. But that's not all, Crazy Leo got upset and complained that they removed the lousy Isadora from the game with Uncle Inmundo, but Cori left it in blue, he didn't answer, bone! How crazy!

MY BOX OF ADAMS GUM! , everything is a business between them, and the pieces are moved according to their relationships. Since Cori goes hand in hand with Julio Borges' louse because they now share the checkbook for AN2015, Julio Borges moved Miguel Pizarro's Louse to Spain with the intention of joining my Uncle Inmundo's team. I tell you that Pizarro is promoting the agenda of maximum pressure, a total blockade against Venezuela, but in his profile he claims to be a defender of Human Rights.

God! , I tell you that in the end Julio Borges is not very happy with the decision to appoint Pedro Urruchurtu as ambassador/chancellor of my uncle's fiction, because I remind you that Julio Borges has always wanted to be the chancellor for life, and I have a little gossip about that. Turns out, Dinorah Figuera's lousy woman told my friend Maruja that Julio Borges was beginning to regret having sold his soul to Cori and sharing with her the money that had been stolen through AN2015. When I heard that I breathed, looked in the mirror and said to myself: “myself! , I don't think that story is going to end well.”

MY BABY GERBER! , did you see the horrible images of what is happening in Colombia? I have been warning you, this is part of what the Uribe-Duque clan is doing, that since they have failed to sow violence in Venezuela because your friend the handsome, the handsome, the minister's pretty eyes has stopped them, they decided to set fire to their own country without giving a damn. God! This plan is a cry of desperation for the Democratic Center cartel to regain power in Colombia by force of violence because the votes don't have it, it's the same recipe as Cori, it's not in vain she is Uribe's political daughter.

Now yes, MY WINNEY POOH BEAR! , take note that this is the moment when I become toxic: We are facing a geopolitical plan led by Álvaro Uribe and Marco Rubio, to reconquer the government in some countries, of course right-wing governments subservient to the United States. In that group are: Luis Abinader from the Dominican Republic; Bukele from El Salvador; Milei from Argentina; Jair Bolsonaro from Brazil and Daniel Noboa from Ecuador, technically Cori would be in the group, but today they have her under observation with a yellow card because she has not yet been able to demonstrate forcefulness nor has she fulfilled what she has offered. Right now, the group is concentrated in Colombia and Bolivia, where they are certain that there will be natural conflicts that they can encourage. In Brazil they won't do much because they're taking it for granted in 2026.

Another fact, Leopoldo López's entire team, led by the lousy Lester Toledo, is managing Miguel Uribe's Democratic Center campaign, and María Corina's team is supporting Vicky Dávila who will go as an independent, both candidates belong to Álvaro Uribe. They are currently evaluating in the Democratic Center that, if Miguel Uribe is unable to continue the campaign, then the candidate will be María Fernanda Cabal.

MY AFFECTIONATE LITTLE BEAR! In the coming weeks, tension will increase in the region. As for Venezuela, for now, the group's plan is messing up, is to stop people passing by, for now, because almost all of them are being stopped by your friend the minister. In the coming days, they will focus on passing weapons so that in July they can see if they can implement the long-awaited terror plan.

I write to you and I feel like in the movie Lady and the Wanderer, I'm a princess and you're a Cacri.

Miss me, remember that you are my baby Fiufiu.

Mazo News Team