Nobody wants it! Find out why Maria Corina is seen as a hindrance by the White House and the State Department

Published at: 11/02/2026 09:06 PM

In the hair salon of Club Valle Arriba.

Wednesday, February 11, 2026, 40 days after the kidnapping of Cilia and Nicolás.

Patriota del Valle Arriba Country Club.

Hello gordoooooooooooooooooooooo! How are you my baby Gerber? I'm fine, I'm just drinking a glass of champagne so I don't lose the habit, you know, the ups and downs of Cori leave me exhausted, damn it! How do I explain it to you?

Happy 12 Years to Venezuela's favorite show.

This is the show that no one watches, but everyone comments on. Congratulations to the team, to the fuel audience and to you, our chubby politician who has been exposing lies for twelve years, bringing the truth and claiming the voice of the people.

Let's get started!

My fried piglet of Zamuro, I am writing to you and I don't know how to tell you about the new adventures of my friend Cori. I'm beginning to believe in the power of the word, so much so that my girl got tired of saying that this was “all the way”, that the end came to her and a while ago, but let's just say she's playing overtime right now. Amid the desperation of being lost, Cori has spent the last month losing her last remaining allies in President Trump's administration, she has become a “nuisance” and a “hindrance” for the White House and even for the State Department.

My sweet cotutita, ever since my friend Cori went out to seek her Nobel Prize, has only accumulated bitterness. Almost two months later, I understood that the discredited prize was a foolish trap in which my friends, because of their ego and ambition, fell flat out.

God! Giving the Nobel Prize to Cori had two objectives: to turn her into a relevant and important figure to impose her as ruler in Venezuela, but if they failed, as in fact happened because of all the scandal and rejection it generated, the Nobel Prize would become the perfect excuse to get her out of Venezuela and off the political table, as in fact is happening.

Speaking of bitterness. On Sunday afternoon I was one of the happiest having tea with my friends “la chepi”, and Cori insisted that we connect by video call, the truth was a little sad to see her so lonely that I accepted, but it was worse.

I drink! Cori, without even saying hello to me, began to talk about the pain I was feeling because my other friend, Marco Rubio, never published the photo with Cori on his official account.

God! I told Cori to understand Marco Rubio, that if I were him I would have done exactly the same thing. It turns out! that Rubio knows that Cori is weaving a plan with some Democratic sectors who plan to use it as a weapon against the Republicans. Bone! the nuclear bomb and Cori.

God! They won't forgive my friends for that. I drink! Cori has always been like this, since we studied at Merici she operates the same way: she lies, manipulates, uses, discards, bones! Nothing new about this behavior of my girl.

God! Cori's game with the Democrats is led by the parakeet Pedro Uruchurtu, he's the one who talks to the Democrats and to the people of Kamala Harris. Cori told me that she was convinced that the Republicans are going to lose the midterm elections, so, under the excuse of seeking a bipartisan agreement on Venezuela, Cori is making plans against the Republicans.

My Furrialeño mango jelly! you and I know that Cori is usually very intense, so intense that in less than a month it has turned into a cod that no one wants to carry. In Washington, Cori is starting to get uncomfortable, they are annoyed by her pressure and her constant sabotage of plans that don't include her.

The main advisors of my friend, President Trump, finally realized that Cori doesn't care about Venezuelans or Venezuela, their only objective is to take power, that's why Cori is capable of sabotaging peace and even the oil investment plan.

God! Cori has gone so far as to call certain companies and tell them: “don't go to Venezuela, there's no oil there”, that's right! that's Cori!

Meanwhile, Cori refines “digital terrorism” against companies that want to invest in Venezuela; against Republicans, and if necessary against President Trump himself. Let me tell you that Cori is paying for some independent “media” to exalt the allegations of the Epstein case, not because she wants justice but out of revenge because Trump did not put her to govern Venezuela.

Children who play “little white hands” are financed by Cori through Mr. Zamuro. They will be isolated as always. The country wants peace and stability, but even so, you have to keep an eye open. Meanwhile, some desperate to win Washington's leniency are slowly taking off their masks, including some media that believe they will be able to cut the screen in two again as they did in April 2002. I take advantage of telling them to buy a better calculator because they are taking out the wrong account.

I write to you and I feel like in the movie Lady and the Wanderer, I'm a princess and you're a Cacri.

Miss me, remember that you are my baby Fiufiu.

Mazo News Team