Pueblo Alert! Find out what La Sayo is up to after blows against her drug financiers

Wednesday, April 09, 2025.

Maracaibo, Santa Lucia sector, diagonal to Pa' Que Luis, in the white house with the red bars that have a Chávez banner and a mushy sign that says “WITH MADURO, ON MAY 25 WE WON BY BEATING”.

What was Diosdado? How are you, my dear brother? Look Malay, I recommend that you sit in the black chair because now the scabbard is serious. The gizzard in the opposition is more lost than a penguin in the Medanos de Coro, and I warn you to prepare yourself psychologically because with all the twists I bring you from the fascist opposition, you are going to be crazier than Manuel Rosales, alias “The Philosopher of Zulia” when he found out that the program “Sensational Saturday” was called that because they spent it on Saturdays.

Well cousin, let's go like dermatologists do here in Maracaibo: “Right to the point”.

Brother, you know that María Corina, alias “La Sayo”, was more exposed than a window without curtains after Vice President Delcy Rodríguez and Super Bigote reported the false flag operation against an ExxonMobil platform that operates illegally in waters that is still in dispute with Guyana. Diosdado, tells me our cooperating patriot “YASMIN”, who works on Irfaan Ali's team, alias the “Zelenski of the Caribbean”, that one of the scenarios they handled from Guyana in complicity with María Corina, a representative of ExxonMobil and the mercenary Erick Prince, alias “The Swindler”, was to carry out a night attack with armed helicopters on one of the oil platforms of the ExxonMobil for the president of Guyana to put on a show and of course generate an international crisis. Primo, thankfully this false positive attempt was promptly reported.

Brother, the “Catatumbo Lightning” operation is causing problems for María Corina. Primo, there are more than 16 tons of drugs seized that are introduced into Venezuelan territory as part of the agreement between La Sayo and the Uribe-Duque Clan, and there are 27 camps dismantled, that makes them desperate and that is why they are seeking to escalate the conflict through Guyana and moving the operational tables to Ecuador, while Sayo seeks international help to extort and pressure our soldiers to betray the country, but again María Corina will remain more failed than a diet in December, because your friend the minister is even stuck in the cigarette butts that he smokes that shit.

Primo la Sayo is broken and desperate, she knows that the Venezuelan people's rejection of her is increasing because even opponents inside and outside Venezuela have already realized that María Corina is to blame for what they are doing to Venezuelans in the United States and is to blame for the economic destabilization we are facing. Brother, people understood that La Sayo doesn't care if people suffer because she says it's part of the sacrifice that must be made for her to come to power, but you'll remember me, the joke is going to be more fucked up than a cockroach in a chicken coop, because we're all fed up with it.

Diosdado , told me our cooperating patriot who is the community manager of La Sayo, that Marco Rubio, alias “Little Marco”, María Corina, Lester Toledo, alias “The Lord”, Juan Guaidó, alias “Juanito Alimaña”, Leopoldo López, alias “The Prince of Salamanca”, and Sara Hanna, alias “La Turca”, are celebrating that the U.S. Supreme Court ruled in favor of Donald Trump, alias” El Catire”, may continue to deport Venezuelan migrants to the Nazi concentration camps in El Salvador under a law that is older than a retired vampire. Primo, the hell was more worried than mom when their cable signal went out on a Wednesday night because they were going to fall into the business of continuing to sell Venezuelan migrants as if they were slaves. But that's not all, cousin if the Court did not give Trump the victory, the thugs had to return the copper that the United States had already paid to Nayib Bukele, alias “Don Popi”, and of those reais there was nothing left, everything was distributed to him. You forgive me brother for what I'm going to tell you, but they are the rats themselves, with the forgiveness of the rats.

Primo, do you remember that in my letter last week I confirmed to you that the community manager of La Sayo had told us that María Corina proposed to Marco Rubio that on his Caribbean tour that he order CARICOM countries not to do business with Venezuela? Yesterday, the Prime Minister of Trinidad and Tobago reported that the United States pressured them to abandon their gas operations with Venezuela, otherwise they would be sanctioned. Diosdado, all this is part of the plan that Sayo is promoting together with Marco Rubio to suffocate the Venezuelan economy, where once again they are going to be more stabbed than Captain America in a fight without his shield, because that's why Super Mustache came out yesterday with his decree of economic emergency, which all Venezuelans support.

Brother, speaking of sanctions and before I forget, did you see the recent interview they did with Juan González, advisor to former President Joe Biden, where he said that Super Mustache had already succeeded in defeating the oil sanctions imposed by the Trump administration in 2019 and that he had no doubt that he would defeat them again in 2025? Well brother, our cooperating patriot “El Gringo” tells me that, to the vending opposition and to the Republican congressmen of Florida, alias “The Three Stooges”, this truth struck them like drinking a three-phase mondongo in the early morning accompanied by melon juice.

Diosdado, pay attention that what I'm about to tell you is more delicate than carrying a pack of soda crackers in your pocket. Do you remember when our cooperative patriot who owns some paddle tennis courts in Miami sent you some videos showing Juan Guaidó, alias “Juanito Alimaña”, in an establishment where I can't say the name, and the hell was consuming some rarer substances than those consumed by Freddy “Mariguanita” Guevara, and that out of respect for his family you asked us not to publish it? Well, cousin, I'll tell you that Guaidó once again had new experiences with these substances, so much so that last Friday late at night he posted a video on his X account that was all disoriented, pale, red-eyed and promoting a supposed cryptocurrency, but the truth is that he had literally crossed the line and published these crazy things. Then he deleted everything and said that his X account had supposedly been hacked. Primo, I know you don't like to talk about anyone's personal life, but the owner of the padel courts confirmed that Juanito Alimaña relapsed back into the consumption of magic powders and we have information about the clinic where he is being treated. I will send the videos to the WeChat group because they are very sensitive.

Look Malay! I have more good information for you than drinking water from the fridge attached to the jug. It turns out that our cooperating patriot “Sorbetico” sent you to say that he has all the evidence that Antonio Ecarri, alias “The Pointless Pencil”, is playing a double game. On the one hand, he sells himself like a holy dove promoting the vote and the rejection of sanctions, but on the other hand he is meeting strange people and is plotting conspiracy plans that are more strange than a snake with ears. Apart from that, the Pointless Pencil sent him to tell La Sayo that he could be her Trojan horse. But that's not all cousin, his father, alias “The Ambassador”, is at ease making and undoing, believing that the Venezuelan justice system forgot that he was Juanito Alimaña's ambassador to Spain when they called for sanctions and stole Venezuela's assets abroad. Brother, SORBETICO also told me that Ecarri must be held to account for dirtying the name of the Uslar Pietri Foundation when receiving money from NED, so much so that he talks about USAID and look who ended up being another pimp from the NGOs.

Another Diosdado who is believed to be untouchable is Andrés Caleca, alias “Bolibomba”, who said in a recent interview that his MPV party will not recognize Maduro as president of Venezuela. Primo, remember that the community manager of La Sayo told us in previous letters that Caleca was one of the Trojan horses that María Corina was going to try to infiltrate as a candidate for deputy for the National Assembly in the elections of May 25 together with Simón Calzadilla, Elías Sayegh, Mercedes Malavé and other fascist infiltrators who had already been listed on WeChat, you will remember my Malay.

Brother, our cooperating patriot “El Gringo” sent you to ask that if you saw the gibberish of protests that caught fire on Catir and Trump on Saturday in all 50 states of the United States, people are raging with the tariff war that ignited El Catire, that's why he came out today backing down with his tariffs after saying that the world was kissing his ass (piiiii). Diosdado, El Gringo sent you to say that there is a report from the CIA, fresh out of the oven, that at any moment the world is coming up to Trump and that he is negotiating so that he doesn't get turned around a bunch of Republican senators in Congress, so go grab the stage and ask for the cotufas with a soft glass of soda because you're going to enjoy more than Tomás Guanipa living next to a liquor store and with credit.

Diosdado our cooperating patriot “El Pejoteco”, who sometimes loses more than the tip of the teipe, sent you to say that Julio Borges, alias “El Cejón”, and Juan Pablo Guanipa, alias “Tequeño Crudo”, are behind the decision to have expelled from Primero Justicia the mayor in charge of Maracaibo, Adrián Romero, and the governor of Cojedes, Alberto Galíndez, since El Cejas and Tequeño Siniestro, say that both Romero and Galíndez are making a pact with the Philosopher of Zulia to go to A New Time.

Mira Malayo, speaking of the Philosopher of Zulia, told me about our cooperating patriot who is the driver of the Bella Vista carts, whom Rosales sent to survey the entire state to see how the numbers are compared to the Chavism candidate for the elections of May 25, but who is a cousin, our comrade Luis Caldera has an advantage, especially in foreign municipalities in the region, and in the west of Maracaibo. Caldera gives Rosales a disgrace in the polls. As you may know, in Zulia we are doing what you told us, all the forces of Chavism are organizing to give an electoral conscience.

Diosdado like you always ask me to give you a ñapa, I inform you that my cousin “TUQUEQUE” is still living in Quito, soon I will have important news for you because we already have the entire plan unveiled.

Look Malayo, changing the subject, I'm very worried, you know that mom and the boys heard you say in El Mazo last week that you doubted that Nakarí's son was mine and now you started to doubt everyone in the house; cousin to be honest, now even I have doubts because when Nakarí gave me the tie, two months later she told me that she was pregnant, but before me she was already dating a pussy like Vente and before that she lived with a pussy of Will Popular. Diosdado now mom says that this creature that is on its way is not her grandson and the boys tell me that I am the “Simonovis Maracucho”. Primo advise me what should I do? I'm worried mostly because Nakarí wrote to me telling me that he wants to talk to me because he needs to confess something to me.

         

BUT GOOD GOD, JUST LIKE WHAT I LOVE YOU IS DICK, I LOVE YOU MORE THAN the tray of fried fish that I'm going to eat on Holy Sunday in the stilt houses of Santa Rosa, the one with Curvina, Lisa and Lebranche, which is accompanied by green banana tostones with grated cheese on top, parboiled cassava of which is big and soft, avocado salad with tomato and onion, with a little olive oil that the elderly like, with a service of sweet arepitas; obviously, with Little pot of milk cream sauce and for at least two servings of palmita cheese, that is fresh. All this accompanied by a 5 liter gizzard of very cold guarapo de Panela, with a large glass of ice. Brother and if you can, if it's not interpreted as an abuse on my part, a large piece of grated coconut candy with condensed milk on top and lots of chocolate chips that are like balls.

YOU TAKE CARE OF ME COUSIN, WHAT I LOVE YOU IS DICK.