Pueblo Alert! Find out what La Sayona is looking for in her new alliance with the drug clan Álvaro Uribe

Published at: 03/09/2025 09:25 PM

August 26, 2025

From the underground

PATRIOTA DEL VALLE ARRIBA COUNTRY CLUB

Hello Gordooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! How are you my chubby Politzia? I'm still in hiding. Two days ago I was happy, I thought that the nightmare of living with Cori was going to end, something that I can only bear because of the enormous love I have for you. It turns out that Cori had told me that she was ready to leave the country, but she regretted it and said that she would wait a few more days to see if the marines arrive, although I think the real problem with my friend Cori is that the person who had all the logistics to get her out of Venezuela, had a small mishap that I suppose will last for a few months, well Diosdado José! you understood me well.

In the meantime, I took my Carolina Herrera glasses, my Louis Vuitton wallet and I came super cool, super relaxed to go underground to bathe in the club pool and drink a glass of bubbles, that is, champagne, because that's the only way I've managed to drown my sorrows for being Cori's best friend, although I think we're going to be leaving soon. God! Because of the champagne and the sadness that Cori is leaving, today I will write to you a little bit! Please oooooooo!

My soursop chupichupi. Everything is very rarefied in Cori's environment, because even in the midst of all the noise she promotes on social networks together with her digital assassins, Cori's poor girl was left in limbo, she lost all the internal support she had left and her work schedule was subject to the spirit and interests of what they say in the State Department, bone! Cori no longer exists.

I drink! Cori is politically evicted, to be more explicit, that happens when you can't decide anything at all and others tell you what to do, how and when. That's why her only hope is that a force from another galaxy will come and save her, her own lies and deception buried her. Cori lives daydreaming and just wants to live in the false moment where a transition comes and she's the designated survivor. I drink! Cori is convinced that if given the chance, she will govern alone, to the point of not including Uncle Inmundo in her government plans, but she is not brute, that's why she makes gringos, Europeans and certain personalities of national and international interest believe that she and Uncle Inmundo are twin brothers, who love and love each other, that they are inseparable! More of a liar and I die to death hellouuuuuu!

MY APPLE COMPOTE! What we warned so much arrived, the false positive show arrived to justify the millions that my friends the gringos are spending on military deployment in the Caribbean Sea. A very bad scene is what we experienced yesterday, beginning with the contradictions between my friends Catire Trump and the Cuban-American congressmen. Immediately, a first disagreement arose due to the sudden change of actors. At the end of the day it was no longer the supposed Cartel de los Soles that was supposedly trafficking, but it ended up being, according to my friends the gringos, the non-existent Aragua Train.

MY SOPITA MAGGI FOR THE MOUSE I HAVE! Until today, much and little is known about the show they wanted to put on to justify the aggression against our people and reinforce the narrative that we are a narco-state. But everything that has come out so far contradicts, from the supposed authors of the show; the model and size of the boat; whether or not there were really drugs and how many; whether or not there were 11 people; what's more, we wonder if the boat existed or not. God! I kept thinking about it, stared intently in the mirror and said to myself: “myself! If the boat really existed and was sighted by my friends the gringos, why weren't they given prior notice to proceed with the capture with the respective confiscation and they preferred to opt for a direct attack that ended the alleged crime scene? Anyway, baby! this is just beginning, but everywhere you look at it it it's a false flag operation please oooooooorrr!

By the way, God! Did you notice that Cori, Magalli, Tío Inmundo, Ledezma and other of the lice in Cori's circle haven't said a word about the case of the alleged narcolanche?

My glass of cold taco. It happens and happens that I asked Cori if she knew about this operation and why they hadn't commented on anything, but she very coldly told me that they should take care of “what little political capital” they had left, which is no more than 6%”. God! The truth is I think that Cori and her close friends are playing crazy because they know that if they show up again selling false hopes and “HE'S GOING TO PASS”, but then nothing happens, then the radicals are going to burn them alive! What a fool is it that now the people you taught yourself to hate hate, please!

My bitter character. What I can confirm to you is that Cori is full of resentment because most of the countries in the region have not yet given in to the desperate plan to attack Venezuela and only five countries have refused to declare the non-existent Cartel of the Suns as a criminal organization. This means that despite the pliers that Little Marco has to tighten the leaders of the continent, our truth resists dying. Cori is also hating the OAS because he can no longer manipulate them as they did with the lousy Luis Almagro, so this week Cori gave the order to his digital assassins to attack the OAS and its Secretary General. It is expected that in the coming days Cori will issue the order to attack countries that are still neutral, such as El Salvador, Panama and the Netherlands, mainly because of Curaçao's impartial position.

My warbler cookie. Cori knows she's not the queen on the chessboard, she's barely an expendable pawn, but she insists on showing that Rubio and the Cuban-American Mafia are playing with her. Marco Rubio is the architect of maximum pressure and in his game he only uses Cori and my unclean uncle to try to sell the perception that this is a plan agreed with Venezuelans, what Rubio does not want to assume is that Cori and Tío only represent 6% of Venezuelans who are out of the country and those who are inside but suffer a high rate of dissociation.

MY CHICHA DEL CLAP WITH CINNAMON AND CONDENSED MILK. I tell you that Cori is working on a plan to bankrupt the military, but since she is toxic, she doesn't do it directly except through her uncle Carlos Blanco, who is responsible for mapping, together with other soldiers who were discharged or retired, the most strategic military cadres of our FANB. When Carlos Blanco has the list of officers with direct contact details and/or family members of that military personnel, he passes the list to my friends the gringos, and these are the ones who make the contact directly or through emissaries, in short!

MY THREE-FLAVOR ICE CREAM WITH CHOCOLATE RAIN. I'll tell you that Jhon Mc Namara and his second in the United States embassy in Bogotá are on a plan that consists of calling and seducing personalities from the opposition world and disgruntled pseudo-Chavistas, or people who once worked in the government. They contact them, ask them for lists to nominate names that will govern a transition, including the name of the person being touched.

God! they are massaging egos, they are offering villas and castles, but the people, the homeland, are taking notes because everything is known here.

MY COCOSETTE AND YOU I EAT KISSES. I tell you that the State Department has once again opened a funding channel to Cori for the communication issue, which is where they, the Department, say that pressure must be maintained, that is, my chiquibaby, all the psychological destabilization that our people are suffering, the insults, the anti-democratic digital assassination, is being paid for with money from American taxpayers. This time the money is managed directly by Magally, since the journalists and influencers on Cori's payroll refused to deal with Claudia Macero's lousy woman because they claim that she is an arrogant woman.

MY PONYTAIL BOOB WITH MILK. Discretionary silence has become Cori's favorite tool for not contradicting her real bosses and financiers. For example, Cori is still silent on the subject of our migrants, while Marco Rubio yesterday set up a whole Fake News to make us look like a country that supposedly exports more drugs than Ecuador, since we are a narco-state. TODAY Rubio's request for the removal of TPS from Venezuelans is confirmed, and 250,000 compatriots as of September 10 are left without any kind of protection in the United States, that is, total incoherence, long live Cori!

DIOSDADO JOSÉ LISTEN TO ME, BECAUSE THIS IS THE PART WHERE I BECOME TOXIC

Since Cori was unable to cope with Nico Maduro, he decided to move forward in Latin America. She is going to bet that her friend, the lousy one from Tuto Quiroga, will win in Bolivia, helping him with his legion of bots to attack Rodrigo Paz.

On the other hand, Cori will bet and work with Miguel Uribe, whom he has already started helping through his political father Álvaro Uribe Vélez, which is why Miguel Uribe has been vehemently attacking Venezuela with the same narrative that Cori uses. God! if Miguel Uribe wins, we will revive the breakdown of relations between the two countries such as the one we experienced during the four years of Iván Duque. As I have already told you, they want to go to the neighbors to see if that way they can get to us.

But the story doesn't end here my stuffed bonbon, Cori said in a virtual meeting with Álvaro Uribe, that his mission is to end the entire Latin American alliance that Hugo Chávez built at the time, because according to Cori this is a new era. Cori has already proposed eliminating Alba, Caricom, and MERCOSUR, to create their own regional organizations without the influence of the left.

I write to you and I feel like in the movie Lady and the Wanderer, I'm a princess and you're a Cacri.

Miss me, remember that you are my baby Fiufiu.

Mazo News Team