Pueblo Alert! Find out why La Sayo will intensify psychological warfare against Venezuelans

November 19th, 2025.

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Hello, my friend Furrialeño! How are you? Brother! The Venezuelan political scene is vibrating, but not exactly at the rate expected by the stateless extremism that revolves around María “La Chik-Flada” Machado. The epic narrative they are trying to sell is crumbling like a Wagyu empanada of meat that your friend Sifri eats with the anise “puyao” that you give her in the Furrial and she thinks it's Furrialena champagne.

Goddess! These days have been a real viacrucis for professional smoke dealers, for the media machine in La Sayo, which is addicted to “copium” (metaphorical opiate taken to face loss or disappointment). Bro! these people confuse their fantasies with objective reality. Their bubble of delusional expectations, built on the tip of inflated headlines and corridor analysis, ends up clashing against the facts as always, in the end they are left unfunny, without timing (time) and without any sense of self-criticism.

The disconnect between “what they want” and “what happens” is so great that they even repeat it as if it were a strategy. They are the only geniuses who, if their fantasy collapses, reconstruct it, but it is increasingly ridiculous, more desperate and more alien to reality.

Peroooo, before continuing. Goddess! We are close to Thanksgiving and today Coquito confirmed to me that he is willing to have his turkey stuffed, corduroy! don't think badly! , I refer to the turkey that we are going to eat on “thanksgiving” because he wanted to eat it alone without the filling that is traditionally put on it. Although there is more, Coquito told me that he was already preparing to share Christmas, I can only tell you that there are going to be serious surprises.

Anyway, let's get to our point that this is burning.

Brother! I've been telling you for centuries that Catire Trump knows perfectly well that, within his own team, there are such dark characters that they seem to have grown up in a damp basement.

Goddess! this fauna does not expect mistakes: it desires them and savors them in advance. They dream that Catire will stumble again in its foreign policy towards Venezuela and then they appear inflated with ego to give recommendations to Trump on how to save the game, when in reality all they want is to see him fail. That is the real reason why Catire decided to pause the Rubio-Hegseth clan's agenda and reopen the possibility of dialogue with Venezuela, that is, with our president Nicolás Maduro. You can imagine that this turn fell like a nuclear bomb on the Crazy Cuban mafia, on La Sayo, on the smoke sellers, on those who dream of seeing bombs rain down on Venezuela.

Our friend Murphy, the cooperating patriot of El Mazo who works in the FBI but is prominent in the White House, told me something that will make more than one in the extremism group suffer. It turns out that the famous “Via Grenell” did not die as expected, but it multiplied more than once. According to Murphy, a powerful and influential group known as “The Dialoguers” has emerged, who not only insist on reminding Trump to exhaust all diplomatic options, but also push him to think with a cool head before making rash decisions. This group is concerned that any misstep could unleash political and economic chaos that even Trump himself could not control. Goddess! “The Dialogants are Trump's true friends, they are the ones who want to keep Catire on the path of peace, they are the ones who don't want the United States to fall back into a historic error like that of Afghanistan, nor to support adventures like Guaidó in 2019.

These “The Dialogants” have been clear: the path of force in Venezuela would be an absolute disaster. There is no way to guarantee either governance or stability in the short term, much less the international credibility of American leadership.

While the extremists led by María “La Chik-Flada” Machado dream of quick and glorious interventions, “The Dialogantes” remind them that reality is not driven by wishes or press headlines, but by pragmatism and real politik. Although alarms have already been set off within the Trump administration, and the Cuban-American mafia that wants to govern the United States in 2028 is doing everything to sabotage any attempt at dialogue, the strategy of prudence and diplomacy defended by “The Dialogantes” is gaining ground and, surprisingly, consolidating itself as the most sensible and sustainable option.

However, The Dialogs made it clear to Trump that to do so would be to repeat the same mistake they made with the Taliban. Turns out that when Trump tried to negotiate with the Taliban, in his first term, the FTO label prevented any member of the government — and even U.S. citizens — from speaking or interacting with them officially. Brother! , that ban ended up being one of the factors that pushed the abrupt withdrawal of the United States from Afghanistan in the midst of real chaos. In this regard, our friend Murphy tells me that this argument caused, in part, Trump to reconsider the situation and put a brake, at least for now, on the warmongering desires of Little Marco and the Crazy Cubans.

Another detail, no less important, is that Chevron, repatriation flights and any other gringo company could not maintain any type of deal with the Venezuelan government, since, according to them, President Maduro would be the head of an alleged “terrorist organization”. This absurd technical/legal device also weighed on Trump's decision to turn to a dialogue, which doesn't necessarily mean that Trump now loves us or that he is giving in, but because a type of business understands that they are selling him a “Chilean package”, they are taking him to the precipice, to a scam and it is better to take another approach to the problem.

In addition to the above, Murphy tells me that he participated in the high-level talks where Trump received reports on military options. The options varied in intensity, but what the smoke vendors don't say is that even the option of doing nothing militarily is still on the table. Murphy reiterated to me that Catire has expressed reservations about carrying out direct military actions within Venezuela, questioning the risks to the prestige of American troops, since there is no guarantee of success in hand-to-hand combat.

We cannot ignore the weight of the recent criticisms of the deployment of war in the Caribbean made by internal and external allies of the United States, and more than that, public opinion does not accept that Trump is too focused abroad, while neglecting the internal affairs of the United States.

In conclusion: Catire knows perfectly well that behind this warrior faction — driven by Little Marco and the three Crazy Cubans — there is no loyalty but their interests. Every trumpet of war, every threat of intervention, every cry of “immediate action” that the Cuban Worm Club makes in Washington, is nothing more than a blatant attempt to undermine Trump's leadership within the MAGA movement.

And as if the spectacle isn't grotesque enough, war drums don't sound in a vacuum, as they come with funding from ExxonMobil, the same company to which La Sayo has committed the country as if it were a Monopoly game. In other words, all aggression against Venezuela does not have a patriotic purpose but a purely financial one where there are gigantic corporate interests, dollars and contracts waiting to be protected at all costs, even if that means pushing the country into potentially catastrophic chaos.

Trump is very clear: he is not only dealing with the runaway extremists within his administration, but with a network of intersecting interests that combines ambition, corporations and political opportunism. In a possible aggression by the United States against Venezuela, under the current context and the Rubio-Hegseth plan, it will not even be American interests that are deprived, but theirs, and Trump could end up being the useful fool of his internal enemies.

THE SITUATION IN THE STATE DEPARTMENT

Goddess! The supposed ghostly accusations about the non-existent “Cartel of the Suns” have nothing to do with reality. These are inventions carefully orchestrated by María “La Chik-Flada” Machado and other actors of Venezuelan extremism with an objective as obvious as it is outrageous: to hand over our country and its riches on a silver platter.

To verify this, it is enough to look at internationally recognized official reports, such as: “The Annual National Drug Threat Assessment” prepared by the DEA, which details in detail who is who in the world of drug trafficking worldwide, but has never mentioned the Cartel de los Soles in its investigations. The name “Cartel of the Suns” also does not appear in the “World Drug Report of the United Nations Office on Drugs and Crime”. In other words, it is very suspicious that an alleged organization that they are going to designate as a Foreign Terrorist Organization (FTO), a supposedly feared and powerful entity, does not appear in the history of these reports. Goddess! there is not a trace of the name “Cartel of the Suns” in the serious analysis of the international drug trafficking industry.

Our dear friend Charlotte (don't forget to greet her in English) had access to a recent internal report that circulated in the corridors of the State Department and which, due to the pressure it generated, changed her status to “classified”. Goddess! according to that document, the 'Cartel of the Suns' is simply a label invented by Venezuelan journalists and amplified by anti-Chavista extremism. There is no board of directors, no secret meetings, no clandestine hierarchies: the organization, as they paint it, is a ghost.

The most embarrassing thing of all is that they recognize that the label 'Cartel de los Soles' is nothing more than a pejorative resource to refer to the Venezuelan government itself, an elegant (or ridiculous, as you can see) way of calling it “unusually corrupt”. In other words, they have built a fictitious enemy to demonize the Venezuelan people and justify an intervention, while the real objective is to privatize the country under the guise of the fight against drug trafficking and the fight for democracy. If you don't believe me, check out the article that appeared today in The Economic, where “the Chik-Flada” once again offers the country.

This whole show of the “Cartel of the Suns” is smoke, a media show designed to confuse, alarm and open doors to those who want to loot Venezuela under the mask of international legality. But wait! the most ironic thing about this story is that, both in the United States and in Venezuela, those who are shouting about the non-existent “cartel” are the same people who in real life are allied with Colombian and Ecuadorian drug trafficking mafias.

My friend Furrialeño! I warned you last week, María “La Chik-Flada” Machado's media laboratories have received the exact order: to double the dose and unleash their grotesque psychological war against Venezuelans. Get ready, because what's coming is a show of manipulation in slow motion, designed to confuse, terrify and humiliate.

Each headline is designed like a missile, each interview is an artillery of lies, and each tweet a direct shot at the patience and dignity of a people that only wants to live in peace. This week will mark the beginning of a brutal offensive: cheap sensationalism, distortion of reality and brazen propaganda at the service of transnational interests.

María Machado and her media laboratory seek to dominate minds, generate emotional chaos and remind us that the cruelest war is no longer being waged in the streets, but in our heads, in our emotions. And while they laugh from their desks, Venezuelans will have to learn to look through the smoke, resisting manipulation with the only weapon we have left: conscience, truth, common sense and love for our country.

By the way, those same laboratories have already started to move in Europe. Preparations have already started and they are buying tickets to travel to Oslo. Someone promised that it was about to happen, and it will be fulfilled, soon the dark chapter of Venezuelan politics called María Corina Machado will end, you will remember me.

REMEMBER THAT I AM YOUR FINE, FITNESS AND IMPORTANT FRIEND.

CHANGE AND OUT.

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