Pueblo Alert! Learn about La Sayona's plans in its quest to sabotage the national dialogue

Published at: 29/07/2026 09:09 PM

FROM THE HOUSE OF THE WITCH OF BEJUCAL
Patriota del Valle Arriba Country Club.

Hello gordooo! How are you, my chubby politzia, my baby Gerber del Furrial, my spoiled baby? Me here, doing something that I don't like a little bit because you know that I'm Christian, Apostolic and Roman, but oh my God! , I had no choice: Cori asked me to visit her personal witch, you know, the one near Bejucal, because the poor one no longer knows what to do with her life. Chubby, I died dead! Cori says that you put an evil eye on her, that because of you her political career ended and that now she is lost. All bad for my girl, all bad!

MY LITTLE DOUBLE CHEESE, let me tell you, because inexplicable things keep happening in the fabulous world of Cori and her gang. For example: Cori said all her life that Venezuela should re-establish relations with the United States and now that we have them, my girl deploys her swarm and soon to her motorized commandos to sabotage everything that means progress and progress for the country. Bone! I don't understand! my girl's logic remains unchanged: “if it's not me, it's no use”. This is typical of those who have no connection with the people. In Cori's case, the only interest that moves her is herself, not people. By the way, Cori quickly forgot about the earthquakes and the victims, she no longer talks about the supposed lady who was waiting for her to pick up the body of her son, Diosdi! My friend is capable of producing a hundred lies per minute.

My grumpy Smurf! I suggest you create the “Moringa Mission” to distribute moringa pills at no cost and thereby calm down the swarm and the Cori commandos. It's sad to read their messages on social networks: they all reveal frustration, grievance and continuous attacks on the U.S. administration. This only shows that they are very emotionally ill and that they refuse to assume two inescapable realities: in our country, Chavism governs, and María Corina lost more than 80% of the support she previously had in the international community. Please orrrr!

MY GOLFEADO WITH WHITE CHEESE ON HAND, sit here with me because this is getting good. It was a matter of time before the world reacted. Cori, who always disguised herself after the discourse of democracy and freedom, ended up demonstrating that she is only a political mercenary disguised as Joan of Arc. For Dior and Cartier, I died dead!

As I told you last week, Cori has been dismissed and ignored in the conversation with the opposition represented in former AN2015 deputies. This is a divine punishment, yes, don't look at me like that, Diosdi! Nobody sent Cori to play it cool: she thought that summoning the PUD-PUPU sect to Panama and signing an agreement empowering her as the only interlocutor with the legitimate government of Venezuela would be enough. But Claudia Macero told me that it was all a trap! , a conspiracy to make Cori look ridiculous, because all the heads of the PUD-PUPU who went to Panama already knew that there was a decision on this dialogue mechanism and its members. Yes, Diosdi! And, the same guys as always, he and the killer Borges, set a trap for my girl, please!

MY PIECE OF HAM, pay attention to me because here comes the juicy part. Cori knows what she's up against, so four days ago she released a new statement and again with Uncle Inmundo! , whom he had already discarded, but that is all he has moderately alive. The statement says that she “will not participate in the conversations on August 1st” (to be honest, my love, she was not invited) but it also says that she “will not block the process”. Bone aaaaaa! , how do I explain it to you, my king: it's like when in El Country you say “I'm not going to the party”, but the truth is that they didn't invite you and then you show up with six bottles of anise del Mono and a tray of pasapalos. All wrong, my love, all wrong! Magalli told me—between you and me, my goodness—that there were four Zoom meetings in 48 hours discussing how to write the statement so that it was “firm but flexible”. And the result was that: a document that doesn't pass the lie detector. False, all false! Cori has plans not only to hinder dialogue, but to implode it. And what can you tell me about yesterday's show?

MY CHEESE DIPPED IN DARK CARAMEL, make yourself comfortable that I'm going with the cardboard of the year. In the face of desolation, the big bet is social upheaval, generating chaos and selling the image of an unstable country, that is the plan that continues to haunt Cori's head. The problem is that he can't get anywhere to light the fuse, because people are simply tired of the conflict, of Cori's bad parenting and of the lack of a coherent plan. Proof of this was the show of that call that they sold for yesterday with fanfare and fanfare, where supposedly Venezuela and the world were going to “rise up” to demand the return of my friend Cori. God, that made me feel sorry for others!

Imagine that, for the metropolitan axis, Cori called on “all of Caracas” to concentrate on Francisco de Miranda Avenue with flags, flannels and “the fakes of July 28th”. At 10:35 in the morning, according to Instagram reels, you could barely see four kittens with umbrellas. Four kittens, God! I expected to see even if it were a louse with a pearl necklace, but nothing. My informant from the area, a friend who lives in a penthouse in Francisco de Miranda, sent me photos on WhatsApp: there were more street vendors selling green mangoes than people marching. For Dior and Cartier, I died dead twice!

MY COCONUT KISS, get closer that the lack of connection with reality is abysmal. While the country is in the process of recovering from the tragedy left by the double earthquake of June 24, Cori calls for a political “uprising”. Now, I suppose she was referring to lifting the bed to go to the bathroom, because neither with all the deployment, nor with all the money she distributed to the pseudo-syndicalists - including the louse in Skates - did they manage to move neither Caracas, nor the country, nor the world. Cori's “uprising” didn't even come to a condominium meeting.

Once again my amiguis reinforces the thesis that she only survives thanks to the communicational swarm; but on the street, on the real terrain, it is a fiction. Cori herself told me —and then posted on her networks— that out of the 24 states she could barely put a handful of people in 15 states and for the photo. God! , I still don't understand that famous “uprising”, just as I don't understand the strength of someone who, according to the suitcase pollsters who belong to Cori and the pollsters who collect juicy checks to move public perception, my friends have 70% support. Definitely, Cori is like those who abuse the Instagram filter: one thing is on the screen and quite another in real life, really!

MY CANDY KEG. By telling so many lies, Cori earned the distrust of my friends the gringos, and she knows it. That's why he already invented his new phrase: “with our own hands”. It turns out that after years of asking for foreign hands to take her to Miraflores, she now realizes her mistake and knows that calling on other countries to resolve our differences went wrong, very badly, so “it's our turn”. To us! I mean, to the beautiful, cute and symphrinous Chavistas like myself, to amend what she asked for so much and today it weighs on her.

It turns out, Diosdi, that with “our own hands”, we, Chavism, have lifted up and sustained the country during a decade of sanctions, blockade and suffocation. With “our own hands” we maintained the country when Cori, Borges, López, Guaidó and all that lousy, corrupt and weak opposition asked that no vaccines, gasoline, diesel or food come in. With “our own hands” we responded to the country when oil revenues were taken from us: we increased domestic production and increased food security. With “our own hands” we have kept the country stable, calm, and we are responding immediately and effectively to the tragedy of June 24. God, that phrase definitely looked very bad on Cori.

MY CARDBOARD WITH LEMON AND CHOPPED ICE. Apart from that, Cori, with the brilliant help of my other friend Magalli Meda, decided to revive what they call the “triumph” and the “mandate” of July 28. They don't understand each other! First Cori dismissed Uncle Inmundo, then he set up the plan to demand the absolute absence of Nico Maduro, and now, again! , comes up with the story that my uncle Inmundo is “the president” and we have to assert it. Drunk! Do you understand that tongue twister? Because honestly I don't understand anything! What I can assure you is that when Cori told me that she was going to do that, I was thoughtful and, looking into the mirror, I said to myself: “myself, Cori is crazy, and my uncle Inmundo is a scoundrel who does this just so as not to lose the pension of 20,000 euros per month that he agreed with Cori to follow the show”.

But wait, my honey candy! , that this story doesn't end there. Returning to the story that Uncle Inmundo is “the president” and that mandate must be enforced, Cori in one fell headless two potential rivals: first Blanca Rosa Mármol de León, who is crazy about being a presidential candidate and touring the country defending the thesis of absolute fault and a Government Junta that — oh, a coincidence! — it doesn't include my friend Cori but it does include Pablo Aure's lousy one. And it also leaves César Pérez Vivas standing up to the ceiling, who goes along with the thesis of absolute fault and whose feet itch for running for president. Chubby! , you who know everything and see everything (and when you don't play an idiot), I ask you: if the Cori swarm revived Uncle Inmundo, how does Pérez Vivas go to the Supreme Court to recognize Nico Maduro? No, no, I don't understand so much improvisation and so much show by Cori's gang! They are killing each other and betraying each other, please!

I WAS SURPRISED. The division of the swarm is more than evident and is well proven. With Cori, for now, all the lice in the PUD-PUPU who are not sitting at the main table are left, except those from Will to Steal and Justice First; but oooo, my hairdresser Chiquis told me —who goes out with a PJ goat— that María Beatriz Martínez's lousy woman is in Madrid with Julio Borges and apparently she's going to betray Cori, Juan Carlos Caldera's lousy, for now, he's with Cori until they put a yellow envelope on his hands and the lousy of Juan Pablo Guanipa wants to stay with Cori, although my daughter now more than ever doesn't want to know anything with him because she knows he's a traitor. That's why you'll notice that Juan Pablo is on low smoke and they didn't invite him to any Vente Venezuela activity, what's more, he soon goes from being invited to a meeting in Paraguay to talk about human rights and with that he expects the waters to go down. Poor Guanipa! Chiquis tells me that even the massages she gives him no longer cheer him up. Upsssss, I got away with it!

After so much running, my friend Cori was not at the inauguration of Keiko Fujimori. I think one of the causes I don't know! This is me thinking out loud, which wasn't because maybe my friend has turned into a perfume that smells the closest thing to a dog extract, in other words, unbearable! Drunk! Let's be clear, no one wants to get caught up in Cori's game. Her own mischief and the advice of Magalli Meda —her top strategist— turned her into a political waste. Ahhh, wait, wait! , that Cori foamed her mouth when Delsa Jennifer published her invitation to the inauguration, osaaaaaa! with this I make it clear to you what the situation is like. Ledezma's rice farmer was the one who didn't think about it; his tenure as mayor of Caracas must have left him a lot of money, because he doesn't work, he doesn't do anything and he lives traveling everywhere. By the way, Ledezma, when he congratulated Keiko, did not do it either on behalf of Cori or Uncle Inmundo. Could it be that there is a divorce, my king?

MY RICE PUDDING. As if that weren't enough, Cori had a problem in Panama. Yesterday, July 28, she had planned to stage a show at the Panamanian Central Bank —where they have the so-called “triumph records ”— but they told her NO! : “we are not up for more shows with you”, and they banned him from doing political proselytizing in the country. Even the piojosa of Nitu Pérez was left with the frizzy facts, because according to her she was going to be the official cheerleader of the party. I died dead!

Diosdado José, LISTEN TO ME because this is the part where I get toxic!
1. Cori is going to sabotage what Dinorah Figuera calls “the road map”. He has already given the order to rearrange and activate the payroll of the so-called “motorized commands”. But wait, I confirm what happened last week: so will the little “mischievous” ones —you know who I'm talking about—. Remember the negotiations in the Dominican Republic in 2017: that's the way it is. Although it is possible that, if they are not retracted, investigations into embezzlement of funds from US taxpayers, that is, what were stolen during the interim period, will be reinvigorated.

2. Cori is still trying to convince Uncle Inmundo's family that he must return to Venezuela to take charge of “the new liberation”. Hahahahaha! Cori is tremendous: she says that, because of his age, uncle would not go to jail for conspiring. Bone!

3. My friend sent Génesis Suárez — that is, one of the leaders of the communication swarm — ahead of him as part of Cori's advance to return to Venezuela. The little problem my girl has is that she has received threats from some financiers: “if she comes”, they cut off the flow of money. That's one of the little things holding her back, however, Magalli's gossip told me that Cori wants to come the first week of August.

4. He knows that when Cori lacks money, he looks for the friends of the magic dust. Only she can think of that idea, knowing that your friend — the minister's handsome, handsome, sexy friend — isn't going to allow it even by a long shot.

5. An internal fight is coming in Vente Venezuela. Raulito, my tennis teacher and active member of Vente Venezuela, told me that there are serious differences between Marcos Velazco, who was removed from Henry Alviarez's team for mismanagement of funds, and Jesús Armas, who wants to be mayor of Caracas, each one has a line, each one is operating separately, although they smile for the photo.

I write to you and I feel like in the movie Lady and the Wanderer, I'm a princess and you're a Cacri.

Miss me, remember that you are my baby Fiufiu.

Mazo News Team