Pueblo Alert! Learn about La Sayo's “swarm plan” to sabotage dialogue and promote chaos

Published at: 05/08/2026 08:45 PM

Caracas, Wednesday, August 5, 2026

From my bed, with the curtain closed, the Himalayan salt light on and a stamp of the Virgin of the Valley because I can't handle that much anymore.

Patriota del Valle Arriba Country Club.

Hello gordooo! How are you, my chubby politzia, my baby Gerber del Furrial, my spoiled baby? God, you don't know what week I've had, being friends with Cori weighs more than your friend the “ordinary” Maracucho. Oh baby! , my friend Cori doesn't hit one, she's DESTROYED and when she gets into those potholes it only occurs to call me.

I'll tell you that they had to go back to the Alpram dose. The psychiatrist told her: “María Corina, with this level of stress you are going to collapse”, so when I heard that I was thoughtful and looking into the mirror I said to myself “myself! This doctor is not known that Cori collapsed nation”, bone! hellooouu!.

It's not easy, Diosdi, it's not easy everything my friend Cori has had to go through since that terrible day when someone said: “she doesn't have the support or the respect”. From that day until today, the existence of my friends has never been the same. Nervous, lost, doubtful, lost from reality, baby! , Cori must no longer only struggle with the weight of her lies and her mistakes, but also with her own SELF! She's taking sleeping pills again and that makes her more anxious, clumsier, less articulate. That's why many criticized the terrified face in the interview with Luis Olavarrieta! Did you see that, Diosdi? YOU SAW THAT! It looked like they were reading a sentence to him, not giving a YouTube interview. I died dead.

MY PACKET OF POWDERED CANDY BEEP BEEP. Turns out that on Thursday, July 30, the cover of TIME magazine was published, but upsssss! , Cori almost died Muertica! He called me at 6:47 in the morning, fat boy! At 6:47! and I was shouting on the phone, textually, I swear to you by Cartier: “THE ONLY VENEZUELAN WOMAN WHO CAN APPEAR ON TIME IS YOOOO!” You will understand that I, with my syphrine-like voice just raised, replied: “Well pretty, sometimes things change, don't they? Take an Alpram and breathe.” I drink! Cori got upset, she hung up on me! The swarm (Magalli, Claudia, Urruchurtu) was immediately activated with the order to twist and manipulate the narrative on the blessed cover. They released a thousand posts on social networks saying that “the cover was paid advertising”, that “TIME is no longer what it used to be”, that “Delcy sold the country”. For Dior and Cartier! It's the most ridiculous collective tantrum I've ever seen. And that night, as Magalli told me, Cori didn't keep an eye out. They had to give him Zolpidem twice, damn it!

MY CHOCOLATE CRI-CRI. The tantrum on the cover of TIME was only the appetizer, the highlight came later: I found out what my dear Magalli Meda is doing, through several emissaries she has put Cori's communication swarm at the service of chaos, she and Cori defend the thesis that attacks against their former allies must increase. YES, GOD, JOSEPH, YOU READ THAT RIGHT! This was confirmed to me by my friend Katlyn, who works at the Wilson Center, a gringo Think Tank where Crazy Leo was once and they financed part of Cori's elementary school. Catlyn gave me all the details of the plan that Cori and Magalli have to manipulate American public opinion, but I send the details and what they are asking for in return to WeChat because you don't know how to keep gossip.

I drink! How do I explain it to you: the same Cori who in every interview charges against socialism, against communism, against “the global left”, doesn't mind changing her ideology in order to seek political air. I am shocked. But all this is very elementary, there is a clear strategy of manipulation and blackmail. Imagine that they even revived Marcel Granier, Marcel Granier, fat boy! , a gray guy who doesn't contribute anything, but Cori put him to talk to follow the script that is in progress and that we all know, bone! Please ooooor!

MY WET BREAD DOUGH IN GUARAPO, take a deep breath. The next attack is going to be BRUTAL. And it will go directly against Dinorah Figuera and against everyone who sits at the dialogue table with Jorge Rodríguez. Claudia Macero told me: they have EVERYTHING ready. But since the objective is to sow doubt, not truth, the order is to implode everything before the dialogue bears fruit.

And while Magalli does that dirty work, the very lousy one rubs her hands knowing that she managed to get revenge on Juan Pablo Guanipa, whom Cori has playing on the bench of oblivion. Chiki, my hairdresser who dates a PJ goat, told me that Guanipa is turned off, the air of an heir went to the floor again, because she knows that now she must not only fight against Cori's ego, but against Leopoldo's and Borges'. Notice that the very mischievous guy hasn't posted anything about Cori since they had a fight a month ago, although yesterday he wrote about the bipartisan resolution they are promoting in the US Congress to attack Venezuelan institutions, after all, he doesn't even name Cori. The love is definitely over between these two, but that is their love, because ours can never die, as Jerry Rivera says, well!

GALLETICA PASPALITO FOR ME. Meanwhile, in Madrid, my uncle the Inmundo is praying the rosary and spending the 20,000 euros a month that Cori promised him, but what my poor uncle DOES NOT KNOW is that Cori is very cheating, she offered it to him and will pay him three times because after four months she breaks the agreement, that's how she is for everything, what happens is that they don't know her! How do I explain it to you!

MY LITTLE CANDY BARREL. Cori's interview with Luis Olavarrieta was planned to OVERSHADOW the start of the talks. YES, chubby, THAT was the script! As my friends knew that on Saturday, August 1st, the opposition delegates should arrive and kick off the tables, Cori planned everything to steal the camera and trending topic. But they backfired because the dialogue didn't start that day. Cori's face in the interview was one of PURE PANIC, not that of a leader. The opponents in X themselves began to comment: “What's going on with María Corina?” , “it's disconnected”, “it seems medicated”. MEDICATED! Bone! it's no longer a secret. But the swarm ran away to explain that that posture, that face, that façade, “was the tiredness of the earthquake”, that “it's the thrill of returning”. Lie, chubby. It's the whole Alpram mixed with the Zolpidem from the night before. That's why I spoke slowly, that's why my left hand trembling, that's why my eyes are watery. Bone! Please!

MY CHOCO-MINT CANDY, last week I said something to you and IT'S COMING TRUE... Do you remember, I announced that Blanca Rosa Mármol de León wanted to remove Cori from the game? Well, very confirmed, my love! The former magistrate is SUMMONING my friends, pressuring her via social media statements and videos to make Cori “take over”. Assume what, chubby? Blanca Rosa made a public demand to my friends Cori, very tough! I would say: “either you return immediately to Venezuela, or you RESIGN”. RESIGN, God or Joseph! Bare how I explain it to you! Every day I understand these people less, they talk about leadership that you don't see anywhere, at least last week you didn't see a little bit when Cori called the street.

And as if that weren't enough, sweetheart, while Blanca Rosa places her and Lara Farías says that Cori is MERICI'S THE STUPID SPOILED ONE! , my friend gave the order to return to the plan of the civil war using as a pretext the issue of electrical energy, as if it can solve that in two days, or as if we can control the attacks of nature. YES, baby, the old recipe! Cori asked that they monitor every place where the light fails to manipulate and implement the swarm plan until people take to the streets to protest and the blood flows. They want to revive the national blackout, they want chaos, they want images of people looting to sell to the world as “proof” that Delcy doesn't control the country. You must keep a good eye on it. Alert with the Guri, Caruachi and La Arenosa substations. Alert with the towers of El Sitio. Alert with the “technicians” that appear out of nowhere. Drink, take care of the transmission lines as if they were my Louis Vuitton wallets!

MY LITTLE YELLOW ICE CREAM. Cori wants to create a new shell that will be called: ALLIANCE FOR VENEZUELA. A new, chubby, very 2013 name with the smell of the French Unity Table! The idea is to bring together ALL the opponents who were left out of the dialogue, Cori's goal is to deactivate the PUD-PUPU so that the opposition was left with two blocks: the block of those who are with Cori and the block of the new scorpions, I tell you that with evidence because Cori told Helen Fernández and obviously! Helen told me.

The other thing Cori said to Helen is that her new role is that of “the Savior” and that's how they are being sold. Cori says that she is the one who will “rescue” the transition from “republican kidnapping”. I drink! I almost died laughing when Helen told it, that by the way, she confirmed Antonio Ledezma's plan, who makes Cor i believe that he is with her, but the truth is that Ledezma is already preparing his empty shell, the one called Alianza Bravo Pueblo, and is looking for candidates for the regional elections, just as you hear it! they are making their plans without Cori, Diosdi! when this comes out it will be another hard blow for my girl.

Diosdado José LISTEN TO ME because this is the part where I get toxic!

Cori will play hard to manipulate, to maintain her thesis that “without me there is no life”, whoever does not support me will lose. It's a childish game that will have consequences.

Meanwhile, Cori will dedicate all that he has left of strength and resources to get the bipartisan resolution approved in Congress to attack Venezuela's institutions. Then I'll tell you what Cori is after with this, but I don't think many of his former allies will like it.

Internally, the violent agenda returns: trying to produce a social shock so that people take to the streets, and that is that there is no other way, since the Venezuelans did not accept his call of July 28 “to get up” and left it in ridicule, showing that Cor i has a lot of swarm, but no people.

Cori has everything ready to sabotage political dialogue, even though someone of great weight called her and warned her not to, but she has invested a lot in this and doesn't listen to warnings.

Welcome to the poll wars, Cori just invested a lot of money in that, you'll remember me every day we'll see new firms talking about leadership that looks great in numbers, but very ugly on the street.

God, we are approaching important moments that will change a lot of things, write it down!

I write to you and I feel like in the movie Lady and the Wanderer, I'm a princess and you're a Cacri.

Miss me, remember that you are my baby Fiufiu.

Mazo News Team