Pure show! Find out why La Sayo stayed and hid negotiations to get her accomplices out of Venezuela

Published at: 07/05/2025 08:29 PM

May 07 of 2025

Location: Valle Arriba Golf Club

Patriota del Valle Arriba Country Club

Hello Gordooooooooo! Chubby! Bone! I don't know whether to cry or laugh with emotion, I thought we were finally going to breathe fresh air when Cori called me to tell me that she had her Gucci suitcase ready to leave the country, because according to her, my friends the gringos had helped her negotiate everything. My little banana candy! Can you imagine how happy I was, I felt like white smoke from the conclave in the Vatican, I said finally sir! , butoooooo! That joy didn't last long for me, the girl wrote to me saying that she wasn't leaving because she couldn't allow people to see her defeated leaving for Maiquetía, that she wanted to go down a path and appear as a hero in another country, bone! hellloooou!

God! The one who didn't think twice and ran away is my aunt Corina, who did tell me she was leaving because she was tired of Cori buying wine, cigarettes, beers and all the vices in her name. My aunt Corina told me that she felt the need to see new cities, to see beautiful people, because what she saw lately were pure niche people, so she went to Maiquetía and boarded her plane to Colombia, please!

MY BEAUTIFUL SKY ON HORSEBACK! , the truth has been a dark week for Cori. His mother, and his closest friend, left, because of course! I am friends with Cori, but without intimacy; to that add to that my uncle is almost leaving for the other dimension and they have not been able to manage to transfer to Cori the power he has never had.

God! I can't help but confess that it makes me a little nostalgic to know that I'm no longer going to meet my friends La Magali at the Camurí beach club in La Guaira. We're all going to miss his bouts of hysteria, his screams, his bad temper, even his bad ideas like red lipstick to slap himself in the face. Magali must think about whether she will continue with Cori's crazy things from the outside or if she will start a new life. Magi, we will miss you!

MY TORREJITA WITH SUGAR FRIED IN PLENTY OF OIL! I tell you that Magalí had tired of Cori's promises, who offered her every week that they would go out and not come out, this gave Magy a picture of anxiety and very strong panic attacks, so Magalí decided to confront Cori and told her “if you don't negotiate, I'll trade”, that's what put Cori between his back and his back to accept the terms of the negotiation. Cori was very hurt, she says she never expected that attitude from Magalí, and although they said goodbye with hugs, a lot of resentment was left behind!

God or Joseph! I just remembered that I'm mad at you, yes! , the thing is that I tell you things and you don't believe me, do you remember that last week I told you that my uncle Inmundo was not well and that when there was the blackout in Spain my Aunt Mercedes told me that she saw him a little nervous, anxious, that she listened to the “Tun, Tun”? Well, there you go, man is sick. The patatus he gave him has a lot to do with his cancerous lesions, but also with the bad time he had when he received the news that Magali is most likely going to live in Madrid close to him, really! Uncle's break is over, I don't want to imagine that.

MY LITTLE MILK CANDY! I tell you that Aunt Mercedes is very upset with Cori who, apparently, only sent her a very short and dry message to know about my uncle Inmundo. Tia Mercedes also complains that hardly anyone supported them, that most of her supposed friends and allies wrote to her to find out about uncle, but they never sent her money or asked her about how to cover the expenses of the clinic, of course! , how were they going to keep an eye on uncle, if they were in the middle of the negotiation and the departure of the lousy people from the embassy.

Drunk! I confess that when I read the publication where uncle notified that he had been transferred to a hospital, I was left only to feel sorry for him, because that seemed more like a will than a communication. God! Listen to me because I get toxic and I'll tell you something that nobody knows, and I'm sure my aunt and cousin Mariana are going to be very upset. It turns out that when Cori found out that Tío had been admitted to a hospital, the first thing she did was ask for a meeting with Rubio and Landau from the State Department, Cori begged them for their support in case my uncle died, and proposed that they find a formula to be able to give her full recognition, what do you think? I know that Cori is a calculator, but it went beyond the limits.

CHUBBY! , I couldn't stand it and I complained to Cori, because anyway my uncle Inmundo is part of my family and I can't understand those petty attitudes. The first thing I asked him was why if uncle was entering the clinic just because of tension, what was the need to leave him for dead and write a political will? Goddess Joseee! , listen carefully, Listen To Me, Cori answered me “you don't know anything, that's not tension, the problem is that that flower no longer blooms” bone! I was left in limbo.

MY LITTLE WINNIE THE POOH BEAR! Cori's new plan is to see how she pressures my Uncle Inmundo to make the official announcement that, in his absence, Cori is the vice-president designate and total heir, please!

MY STRAWBERRY WARBLER! Going back to Cori's madness, I tell you that when she told me she wasn't leaving the country because she didn't want to go out to Maiquetía, I immediately called her to warn her about the mistake she was making. I told Cori that the best thing that could happen to her right now was to leave the country or to be put in jail, otherwise she has to continue justifying her failure, but you know, the girl doesn't listen.

God or Joseph! , in the best style of the Netflix series, Cori decided to arm her show with the supposed extraction, with two objectives: to try to divert public opinion from something as important as Nico Maduro's visit to Russia, where by the way my friend the Chinese Xi Jin Ping is also there, I mean! How do I explain it to you! Cori wanted to cover up the sun with one finger, but she also wanted to cover up her failure on the first of May. It turns out that Cori, the lousy of Andrés Velásquez and his band, had offered Cori's financiers that they had everything ready for a mega-protest of one hundred thousand people for Labor Day, but it turns out that they didn't move even two hundred.

MY APPLE GERBER COMPOTE! Cori was afraid of May 1, do you remember that I told you last week that she was undecided whether or not to call for the Labor Day mobilization? Well, her nervousness was due to the fact that she knew that your friend the minister was alert to any candle she could send to light, so she avoided making the public announcement calling for a march, but she still tried to move heaven and earth to make the march happen, the result was a worse failure than on January 9.

Cori didn't move the fly in Venezuela, much less managed to move people abroad. Cori had asked for global support for her terrible hunger fridge campaign and only four cats in Spain and four cats in Chile responded to her. God! Listen to this joke: in Spain they interviewed a Cori follower and her message was more incoherent than Delsa Jennifer's theory of oil barrels ¡Diosdi! Can you believe that lady said that 82% of Venezuelans were dying? Imagine, according to her, only 18% of us are alive, definitely the requirement to be a CORILover is to be 100% dissociated

MY COLITA ICE CREAM WITH MILK! Let's talk about VEN, Cori's other invention. God! I don't understand Cori's commitment to putting people in danger. Cori ordered that the members of VEN must be organized into NODES, that is, they are no longer the commandos, the swarms, the cockroaches, or the ants, now they are NODES to destabilize the country, so through their training team they are giving courses on how to carry out urban guerrilla actions, homemade bombs, generate massive fires, etc., I wonder what is Cori looking for with all this? , I hope your handsome friend the minister already has the information.

MY CARROT CUPCAKE WITH CARDBOARD! , Cori seems to be the vampire herself there she is sucking the blood of Sariam Rivas, who she demanded that she increase activities with the story of the Committee for the Freedom of Political Prisoners. God! , behind that there is a criminal structure that launders money and seeks to generate terrorist acts in the country, I sent you all that information through WeChat so that you can send it to the handsome minister.

I drink! It is sad to see how they use the families of the alleged political prisoners to raise money, they simply use them for Cori's financial and political purposes. Sairam knows that Cori is using it and will do nothing for the release of her boyfriend Jesús Armas, who is in prison for laundering money, conspiring and destabilizing the country; that's why I found out that Sairam is also sending signals to negotiate behind Cori's back.

MY PATTY WITH BREAD! , you know that I've been reflecting on the education that Cori has given her daughter, and it gave me a lot of feeling. It's sad to see how Cori uses her daughter Ana Corina to lie and manipulate at public events. It turns out that Ana Corina reported that Cori has not seen anyone for nine months, without seeing the light, without seeing the birds, so I started to think and I said to myself: “My own how is it that Cori has not seen anyone for nine months?” If on January 9 he was with the show with the blue wallet, and every day he sees himself with the messenger who carries the cigarettes, with the delivery that brings him the nervous purchases, with the one from the liquor store that carries the bottles of wine, he also sees me and sometimes we even have parties, the truth is that lying like that is very ugly

MY TAMARIND ICE CREAM WITH CHOCOLATE CHIPS! , Cori hasn't appeared in the chats since yesterday, but before she disappeared she told me that she was going to work on rearranging her team and strategies, because now that the lice are no longer hiding in the Argentinian embassy, it's one less topic that comes out of her way to keep putting pressure on the international community. God! You must be aware because before leaving the country, Cori is going for her final move.

My uncle Inmundo, wanting to give up and dedicate himself to living what is left of his life, will use the illness as an excuse to disappear from the scene and leave Cori in the lead, of course, my uncle is asking that his son-in-law be released to return the money he stole from him. In this scenario, Cori will try to launch his plan, which is called “Final Operation”, where, with the help of Uribe and Duque, he will openly play to create chaos and destabilization. Of course, the Uribe-Duque clan will do it more for their election year in Colombia than for her. If this fails, Cori will leave the country to try a new offensive because she will only stop annoying when she leaves this plane.

God! I think a new adventure awaits us. With Cori almost suffocated in her own hatred, alone, completely defeated internally, and trying to find support for a strong way out, we will have new chapters in this novel.

I write to you and I feel like in the movie Lady and the Wanderer, I'm a princess and you're a Cacri.

Miss me, remember that you are my baby Fiufiu.

Mazo News Team