Terrorist and envious! Learn about La Sayona's plans to sabotage the canonization of Venezuelan saints

Published at: 15/10/2025 09:04 PM

October 15th, 2025.

Briefing room - White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
Washington, by Diosdado Cabello.

VIP PATRIOT Helloooou, my Furrialeño friend

! Washington shines again, but because of its monumental incompetence. With no end in sight, the U.S. government shutdown has become an open wound. Government paralysis not only reflects political division, but also a system that has lost all capacity to govern responsibly. Neither with sanctions, nor with blockade, have we let our people die.

Meanwhile, the same people who promised to “make America great again” keep the country in a mode of indefinite waiting and trapped in a show of egos where they prefer to drag the American people, rather than give in.

Brother! The decline is not limited to Washington, it also reaches the Venezuelan extremist narco-opposition led by María la “Chik-Flada” Machado, who, used to her frauds in Súmate, now receives a completely rigged Nobel Prize as a consolation prize for her eternal failure, a recognition of the person who could not, and will not be able to, with the Bolivarian revolution. Goddess! That return of the Nobel Prize only accelerates the end of the Chik-Flada, you'll remember me! a fortunate self-exile playing padel in a Miami club, perhaps with Juanito Alimaña.

But oooo! before continuing. Goddess! I found out that Coquito is stuck in some very rare pods, what the Maracucho said is true, he spends it in the beauty salon of the so-called “Fifi” in Sabana Grande. Coquito says that's an invention, that he's not doing anything wrong, that he just wants to learn about hairdressing, but that's a lie! He is doing something else because the one who attends him when he arrives is a friend of my neighbor's cousin in La Tahona. I suppose now we'll have to call the Vatican to canonize him too: San Coquito, patron of yoga and chupi chupi pants.

Anyway, let's get on with our thing!

Brother! The Nobel Peace Committee was in a lot of trouble this year to award the award. My friend El Catire Trump had decided that no one deserved it more than him, so he proclaimed from the rooftops that he had resolved seven armed conflicts in different parts of the planet. In the hours before the award was announced, Trump had managed to agree on a ceasefire between the Netanyahu Government and the leader of Hamas, but even so, the Nobel Peace Committee chose María Corina Machado, becoming not only a historical absurdity, but also an act of black comedy.

Goddess! international public opinion knows that La Sayo has promoted devastating sanctions against our people; that she has openly requested foreign intervention in her own country and that she wastes no time when it comes to attacking, lynching, her opponents. I insist, the prize is only the end of the finale.

Meanwhile, our dear friend La Charlotte (don't forget to greet her in English), was reporting to me live, because she was at the very moment when the big stir broke out in the White House after the announcement of the results, but what's more, she was there when they confirmed that even Little Marco himself played against Catire's pretensions. La Charlotte tells me that the crisis and the repudiation among MAGA activists against Chik-Flada caused the initial reaction of the White House to protest against the Nobel Prize, accusing the Committee of putting “politics before peace”.

Brother! What La Charlotte told me about the early hours of Friday is worthy of a novel, because it turns out that Little Marco had to run to look good with God and the Devil, and his first reaction was to order La Sayo to dedicate the prize to Donald Trump. The funny thing is that La Sayo swore that she would put Trump in her pocket, but she doesn't know Catire, and the best example of the repudiation of Chik-Flada was when Trump had to refer to the call with her, well, Diosdado! the world saw it, the world heard it, the Catire was unable to pronounce the name of María Corina, not even out of courtesy.

Another juicy detail is that, according to Trump, it was La Sayo who called him and it is interesting to remember that in any competition the one who calls to “congratulate” the other is usually the loser, there I'll leave it to you. Clearer, impossible: there is no chemistry or strategy between La Sayo and El Catire. By the way, the famous call lasted less than a minute, I think it would have been more efficient to send a voice note via WhatsApp and that's it.

What is true is that the Nobel Peace Prize has been stained with blood ever since they had the idea of giving it to Henry Kissinger. By awarding “Chik-Flada” Machado, the Norwegian Committee has done more than rewarding a person: it has legitimized, it has turned that award into a diplomatic instrument of political manipulation.

At the same time, La Sayo's trajectory is a parade of incoherence and servitude: radicalism disguised as democracy; confrontation clothed in leadership. Every action, every statement, every applause for foreign intervention turns this lady into a traveling cartoon, into a political meme with a medal. His Nobel Prize does not recognize peace, but utility. It does not celebrate reconciliation, but servitude disguised as heroism.

FROM FRAUD TO FRAUD Diosdado

! Once again, extremism shows that it always ends in disaster. The supposed “announcement” of the Nobel Prize to La Sayo was completely overshadowed a few hours later by an embarrassing scandal: the Norwegian authorities are investigating a possible information leak, after having detected a frantic betting activity just before the communication about the prize became official.

The controversy originated in the online betting platform Polymarket, where the odds of María “La Chik-Flada” Machado winning the award were very low, but then they skyrocketed absurdly, because in a matter of minutes she went from a negligible 3% to 72%, setting off the alarms of both the Noble technical team and the betting centers, because she never appeared on any favorites list, and out of nowhere, three individuals appeared betting hundreds of thousands of dollars on her.

The phenomenon was so scandalous that even in Norwegian media they reported it, highlighting the case of a bettor who had won more than 200,000 dollars with a profile created on the same day of the announcement.

While the Nobel Prize committee talks about alleged “espionage”, it's hard not to see the hand of Venezuelan extremism behind this farce, let's remember that all the narco-terrorist opposition is a complete scam, or is that we have forgotten the scam they put in to USAID or “Almost Venezuela”.

THE COLLAPSE OF EXTREMISM

My friend Furrialeño! The frustration of Venezuelan extremism is becoming more evident every day. Attacks against media and journalists multiply every time someone dares to question the actions of the Chik-Flada or to get out of the smoke peddler that they no longer know how to hold.

Meanwhile, the reality is immutable: despite the threats of US imperialism, the international media noise and the military deployment in the Caribbean for two months, the only truth is that the popular-military-police fusion has become more cohesive than ever. Their ranks are closed around President Nicolás Maduro, showing unity, discipline and an iron commitment to the defense of every millimeter of our homeland.

The difference between the two sides couldn't be more brutal. The opposition is fragmented, lost, without strategy or direction. The revolutionary forces, on the other hand, remain firm, solid and coherent, projecting strength, stability and resistance to any external pressure. Every attempt at intervention, every call to war hits a wall of determination that they don't know or understand.

Sayo and imperialism know it: here there is a people determined to defend their homeland, so the big question is no longer whether the gringos are going to invade us, the real question we ask ourselves is: if the fifth columns and the Venezuelan extremists will have the courage and the capacity to assume the consequences of their provocations.

The ball is on his side, as we have always said: Rondón has not fought. If they look for us, they'll find us. And let them be very clear that any mistake, however minor, will not be forgotten. Every act of aggression, every call for intervention, will be answered with the strength of a people united, firm and willing to let their adversaries pay the price of their boldness.

THE CANONIZATION OF JOSE GREGORIO AND WHAT

'S COMING! Brother! This weekend will be a celebration for all Venezuelans. Our first two Venezuelan saints will be canonized, and I'm not talking about Coquito, but about Dr. José Gregorio Hernández and Mother Carmen Rendiles.

This event is a source of joy for the entire country, a historic moment that unites Venezuelans in faith and pride. However, Venezuelan extremism will try to take advantage of these celebrations to generate instability. Sayo is still determined to fill some spaces in Venezuela with blood, including the mobilizations of pilgrims and faithful who will join the ceremonies, but our faith and unity will be stronger than any attempt at destabilization. The important thing is that they are located and most of the information is held by your friend the minister.

Goddess! Sayo does not forgive Dr. José Gregorio and Mother Rendiles that they are truly the symbol of the Venezuelan consensus, so María Corina not only has violent plans to tarnish the moment in Venezuela, but she has everything ready to put together her show in Rome, it will be up to the highest authorities of the Vatican to bring order.

In the meantime I decided to fly to Rome, but with an eye on Colombia. The next three weeks will be key.

REMEMBER THAT I AM YOUR FINE, FITNESS AND IMPORTANT FRIEND.

P.S.: COQUITO, I HAVE AN EYE ON YOU