The gringos sang it to them! Find out why La Sayo is desperate to reissue Gideon

Published at: 21/08/2024 10:49 PM

Wednesday, August 21, 2024.

Maracaibo, Santa Lucia sector, diagonal to Pa' Que Luis, in the white house with the red bars that has a Chávez banner and a mushy notice that says WE WON WITH MADURO.

Patriot Patricio the Maracucho

What was Diosdado? How are you my dear brother? Look cousin, you better sit back and make yourself comfortable because you're going to look crazier than Adam and Eve on Mother's Day.

Brother, I am applying all the counterintelligence tactics that are being taught to me at the SEBIN academy to gather more accurate and detailed information about the conspiracy plans that the Surnames have. Primo, you know that I am now taking on the task of creating a team of cooperating patriots of my complete trust who will be hidden in the political parties that make up the Unitary Platform better known as “The P.U.P.U”.

That by the way, Diosdado, speaking of La Sayo, the cooperative patriot I left in Vente Venezuela informed me that La Sayo is more upset than Mr. Barriga when Don Ramón tells him that he will not pay his rent. La Sayo lost its Wi-Fi, that is, times ran out with the failure of the call on Saturday, August 17. Primo, that concentration was more bare than Julio Borges's bald head, and besides, La Sayo says that despite the noise made, the attendance of Venezuelans at rallies in other cities around the world was weaker than my stomach after drinking mango carat and coffee with milk when I visit you, a Malaysian, you do it to me on purpose. Anyway, cousin, La Sayo is very distressed because the street deflated and the people who trusted her and Edmundo González, alias “Chespirito”, have already understood that Super Mustache won and will rule for six more years.

But that's not all cousin, La Sayo is also very upset because she was waiting for security agencies to arrest her at the Saturday protest to victimize herself, but she backfired, since the one who did put the hooks in was Piero Maroun, alias “The Barney Dinosaur”, because they say his hands are very short and never reach his pocket. Well brother, my informant tells me that María Corina didn't like the fact that they took Piero to prison because according to her that robbed her of the spotlight on Saturday. Primo, what La Sayo doesn't know is that Piero sang more than a bagpipe group at the Orchid Festival in Maracaibo before they released him.

Diosdado so that you also know that La Sayo continues to bust the phone of the US ambassador, Francisco Palmieri, alias “Palma de Coco” demanding that the White House take a more radical stance against the Venezuelan government and recognize Edmundo González as the new Guaidó of Venezuela, but Palma de Coco replied to La Sayo that if Inmundo doesn't speak, if Inmundo doesn't speak, if Inmundo doesn't have the strength to confront Maduro and the country is still at peace as before, the United States' options for action are very limited. By the way, Palma de Coco says that María Corina annoys more than a pain in one eye.

Palma de Coco has told other ambassadors in the region that the only thing they can do, that is, the gringos, is to sanction more people in the government, which they have already done without any results, since there are no conditions to propose any withdrawal of force. But my brother's eye, one thing is the formal route and another thing is to attempt an escape of force through the paramilitary route, where the United States always participates through someone, but then washes its hands. That's why I'm hunting some people from Miami and Dubai who are inventing a new Operation Gideon-style incursion, soon I'll give you details.

Diosdado, the cooperating patriot we have undercover in the PUPU, told me that the Unitary Platform is divided into two blocks. In one block there are those who want to set fire to the country if the Supreme Court ratifies the electoral victory of Super Mustache and to swear in Inmundo González as president of Venezuela in exile there you have: Leopoldo López, alias “The Prince of Salamanca”, Juan Pablo Guanipa, alias “Tequeño Crudo”, Andrés Velásquez, alias “Dog Rider”, Delsa Solorzano, alias “Jennifer”, Biagio Pilieri, alias “Pinocchio” and César Pérez Vivas, alias “El Bollado”; and on the other hand, there is the block of party leaders who plan to recognize the ruling of the Supreme Court and prepare to participate in the upcoming regional and legislative elections.

Primo, don't you know who is behind Enrique Márquez, alias “The Card Reseller”? Well brother, our contact in Márquez's campaign command informed me that the traitor to the legacy of our commander Chávez, Rafael Ramírez, alias “The Duke of Monaco” brings the “CNE card reseller” and his political party Centrados from Italy. He also informed me that Enrique Márquez is in strange circles, on the one hand, Márquez continues to bet that he can be the one to replace Inmundo González as a political reference; on the other hand, Márquez is setting up a plot against the Supreme Court and the expertise of the electoral results; and on the other hand he is sending emissaries to Super Mustache. Diosdado, María Corina distrusts Márquez and is only using him, La Sayo says she can't trust a pussy who had to attend therapy to control her sexual impulses.

Diosdado like you told me that, despite being on a new national and international mission, I should not neglect what is happening in Zulia, I report some information given to me by the driver of the trolleys for Bella Vista, who is a member of A New Time. Brother so you know, Manuel Rosales is very worried because he doesn't know what to do with the mayor of the municipality of San Francisco del Zulia, Gustavo Fernández, alias “The New Rich”, they call him that way because after walking around more pelao, sucking and crazy, they now say he has more money than Rico McPato, and he keeps it in the latest model armored trucks. Diosdado, Rosales is very concerned because this mayor set up a mega-plot of corruption in the mayor's office with the issue of urban sanitation, with the tax collection department “SEDEBAT”, with scrap metal and the administration of the mayor's office. All this network of corruption is managed by the mayor with the general director of the mayor's office, who is also his son-in-law and is called Orlek Ferrer, alias “The bad pay” because he owes money to all the merchants and businessmen in the municipality, and he is also a partner of someone very close to Manuel Rosales. Primo, The Philosopher is concerned because he has received information that the authorities are investigating the mayor. Rosales knows that if the mayor falls, everyone including his people will fall. Diosdado put the magnifying glass in that mayor's office.

Well brother I'm leaving you because in a few minutes I have to access a video call through the SIGNAL application where La Sayo will be. Look brother, remember that mom's birthday is in September and in Saint Lucia we're going to celebrate 84 years with our party mates and the street bosses, we're going to hire the bagpipe group, Madero Show and the Whites; see we're going to wait for you, you can't look bad on mom because she loves you more than Shaggy loves Scooby Doo.

Well brother, you take great care of me, I love you more than a coconut goat sold in Cañada de Urdaneta, with a kilo of rice for myself, with plenty of grated salad, mashed potatoes and slices of ripe banana, with its respective jar of lemon guarapo, and for dessert a very soft wafer with lots of arequipe and colored sprinkles.

What I love you is dick brother