The idyll is over! Learn about the war between Guanipa and María Machado because of the empty shell of extremism

Published at: 25/02/2026 10:07 PM

Wednesday, February 25, 2026, 54 days after the kidnapping of Cilia and Nicolás.

In a restaurant in Las Mercedes.

Patriota del Valle Arriba Country Club.

Hello gordoooooooooooooooooooooo! How are you my baby Gerber? I'm divine, I'm hanging out with my friends Toti and Chepi, we came to drink a little whiskey to relax because Cori stressed us out with her new drama and her crying that I'll tell you about. First I want to confess to you that I have missed you horrors, a day without your program is as if we were lacking oxygen in my Pilates classes. And notice that the extremist opposition also misses you, because when you don't go on the air, they seem to become hyperactive, as if you were giving them a collective anxiety attack.

God! I have come to the conclusion that opponents have a toxic relationship with you, they are torn between love and hate. They keep saying that they hate you, but when you don't show up on TV they go into crisis, it's as if their WiFi and Netflix were cut off, they don't know what to do with their lives.

But hey, let's get to the point, bones! let's get started. I tell you that Cori oh! poor little Cori! Chubby! , she's against the floor all because of her bad head. Pride and selfishness became Cori's downfall, she thought that the Nobel Prize would be enough for the world to fall at her feet and that with that she would come straight to rule in Miraflores.

MY ROLL WITH SWEET GUAVA JAM JUST LIKE YOU. All this disgrace of Cori makes me feel as if I were rereading “Chronicle of a Death Foretold” by Gabriel García Márquez, really! , everyone knew that Santiago Nasar's death was announced from the beginning, everyone saw it coming, but no one did anything to prevent it. The same has happened with Cori, her political fall was announced a while ago, but no one did anything to help her. Her great hope was President Trump and apparently he decided to leave it in blue. Cori's own allies are starting to mark “something” away and others are jumping ship. God! Extremist oppositionism knows this and comments it in a low voice, the end is there, but they keep letting Cori run because in the end it is in their best interest that their failure be more resounding and humiliating than it has been until now.

Drunk! , I ask you, can there be anything more humiliating for Cori than giving the Nobel Peace Prize to President Trump, and yet the gentleman didn't invite her, even out of courtesy, to her first State of the Union speech, that is, to the State of the Union speech? Tears are still rolling and you can hear the cry of Cori, who stayed dressed and in an uproar waiting for her invitation to be presented as the leader of the Venezuelan opposition, as the “victim of the dictatorship”, like the woman who broke 50 ribs and fractured her spine in a year, but still she walks without difficulty and with very high heels, jumps over safety barriers and rolls more than a spinning top, God! President Trump didn't even ignore it, and it's not just that. Cori tried to move her friends senators and congressmen from Florida, but it was useless, from above they gave the order, don't insist that it's not going!

Wait for God! that this story doesn't end there. Congressmen and senators have the option of inviting someone special to the State of the Union address. As it turns out, the pious María Elvira Salazar invited Rosa María Payá. María Elvira didn't want to challenge President Trump and that's why she didn't invite her great friend Cori to her record, I mean! It's like you're telling me: Sifri you can't bring Cori to the party! then I don't even insist that you let her go... Drink ! when I saw that I was thoughtful, looking intently in the mirror I said to myself: “Myself! with friends like María Elvira what do I want enemies for”

Drunk! Do you remember when María Elvira Salazar said that she did what Cori told her? , Good! Times that go away don't come back... says the ranger.

MY CEVICHITO FROM PORK CHIHARRÓN. As if Cori were an old-fashioned accessory, they threw her into the trunk of oblivion. The international community, except for some deluded people such as Germany and Sweden, have stopped portraying themselves with my friends, because everyone knows that Cori represents conflict, chaos and the drama of the cheap! please! The only thing that hurts me is that Cori is feeling a colder indifference than brushing a tail with milk. His followers are tormented and his communication machinery no longer knows how to explain every event that is happening, every defeat. Those who saw her as the savior got tired of her lies and selfishness, the truth is that my friend Cori's drama is monumental, but this happens to her for not listening to my advice, bone! How do I explain it to you!

As if that weren't enough, Cori begins to lose until the speech. He no longer knows what to do or say with so-called political prisoners. The vast majority are coming out via a measure or because of the amnesty law enacted by my friend Delcy Eloína. It is obvious that only those who committed crimes that are unforgivable and are defined in the law will be imprisoned, in other words! God! , explain to me ! If Cori can no longer talk about alleged political prisoners, what do you think she will talk about now?

MY ORIENTAL MONDONGUITO. This morning I spoke with Cori, apart from the crying she has because they didn't even ignore her for the State of the Union speech, she told me that she is very tormented, she doesn't know what to do with all this release, amnesty, peace and coexistence, so much so that she dared to tell me “Sifri! There is no peace without me” osaaaaaa! Comoooooo please ooooorrr !

Drunk! it makes a lot of sense that Cori is not happy with the entire peace process that we are experiencing thanks to the “Bolivarian and Chavista Revolution”, which is the only political force capable of governing this country. With this peace revolution, Cori is losing her niche, her speech and even a source of funding, but what affects my friend Cori the most is being exposed: 99.9% of the people who have been released from prison, none of them thank María Corina, because we all know that my girl Cori never! moved not half of a finger for someone to receive a measure or benefit of bone release! hellouuuu!

MY BEAUTIFUL LITTLE SKY ON HORSEBACK. When I began to review the videos of those released from prison, and with the exception of a few that do not exceed the fingers of my hands, none of them said: “thank you, María Corina for my freedom”, I immediately wrote to my friends on signal and said: “Cori, darling! you look really bad congratulating those released from prison and they don't respond to you, much less thank you”. As always, Cori got upset and changed the subject, trying to sell me that she didn't care about that and that her master plan now is to work to impose an electoral schedule, bone-fat! My girl already thinks she's a presidential candidate and she completely forgot my uncle Inmundo, but even worse, Cori will have to fight Juan Pablo Guanipa who, by the way, we always warned on this show that Guanipa wanted to “blow the tenderloin steak” to Cori.

God! parenthesis! Do you remember when Cori said that she was going to allocate her Nobel Prize money to treat alleged political prisoners? It would be good to interview them and ask them if they already received the 10 thousand dollars that María Corina was going to donate to each of them, well! Cori is like that, she always promises and never delivers, that's why in Gringoland they don't even believe the Lord's Prayer.

MY LITTLE PARCHUPI SUCKING. Juan Pablo Guanipa had his shackles removed and went for a walk like a “hero” through Maracaibo accompanied by Primero Justicia, not Vente Venezuela, but darn! hellouuuu! , this is not a surprising topic, everyone here knows that Juan Pablo's lousy man always wanted to be Cori's successor and that she never fully trusted him. Now it turns out that Guanipa will be the new candidate of opposition extremism for the elections of 2031, in short!

God! I have a text for you (not to mention a beta), the same day that Juan Pablo Guanipa took to the streets it coincided with the approval in the second discussion of the Amnesty Law. That same day, February 20, my friend Magalli Meda invented that the “reegimen” had broken into her house and that everything had been stolen from her, of course she said that without presenting a single piece of evidence and only accompanied her post with the old videos of the past year when she did proceed in accordance with the law to carry out the legal inspection and security of the property because she was involved in an investigation. This time Magalli only published a photo of a door with black bars and printed paper that read “secured”. It is striking that the paper has no stamp or identification of any State institution, the truth is that everything is a Magalli show, oh my God!

But oooooooo! It was Cori herself who confessed that Magalli set up all this to divert people's attention from the approval of the Amnesty Law and the meetings of Juan Pablo Guanipa, but even so, no one paid attention to Magalli. Who can believe him after all the lies he published when he locked himself in the headquarters of the Argentine embassy in Caracas? , not to mention that Magalli now wants to kiss President Trump's hand despite all the plague he has said against him, bone! We call him hypocritical here!

MY BEAN CASSEROLE WITH PORK LEGS. You will understand! that Juan Pablo Guanipa is not the only one who aspires to be a candidate in 2031. It turns out that the PUPU, or rather, the Democratic Unitary Platform PUPU! , has returned from its self-clandestinity, which is more false than my eyelashes. God! They don't want anything with Cori, that's why they went out to meet Uncle Inmundo after months of not talking to each other even to give each other a merry Christmas, that is, my poor friend Cori has once again been left alone and betrayed: Guanipa, my uncle Inmundo, the spare rubber, Delsa and even the one they call (I'll tell you later), come to contest the presidency.

Drunk! A little bird told me that my Uncle Uncle Immundo is following Crazy Leo's advice, who proposed to Tío that the two of them should appropriate the PUPU, that's why uncle is very active on zoom talking to whatever lice he misrepresents every day. God! To get rid of doubts, I called my aunt Mercedes, and she told me that uncle is trying to look for alternatives because he doesn't want to go down with Cori, in fact, my uncle Inmundo is thinking of asking for his amnesty, he wants to return to Venezuela to recover his macaws and his bushes, but also because no one wants to finance his life in the luxurious neighborhood of Salamanca in Madrid.

GOD OR JOSE! LISTEN TO ME! that this is the part where I become toxic and detect betrayals as if I smelled a fake French perfume:

Guanipa will steal the show from Cori. Just imagine! to Guanipa positioning himself as the new opposition messiah, with the support of Primero Justicia and even some traitors of Vente who are already changing sides because they see that with Cori there is no future or donations. What is coming is a fierce campaign between them, total internal war: many Cori influencers have already come out to shoot Guanipa in networks, calling him a traitor and an opportunist.

Conspiracy plans are reactivated, but this time in parallel, like a circus show with two tracks: on the one hand, Cori sent President Trump to be attacked with fake Instagram accounts, they are Cori accounts disseminating material about President Trump and the pedophile; on the other, they will try to destabilize Venezuela with focused protests, using those released as “heroes” to call for some rallies, the goal is to repeat the 2014 recipe talking about salaries insufficient and choices to engage people and bring them to the streets.

The energy world prioritizes the stability of Venezuela with Chavism at the forefront, which is the only political force capable of keeping the country in total peace, so Cori and his allies will try to sabotage any possibility of stability in the country. In the coming days, you will see orchestrated media campaigns to position that Delcy and the cabinet have no legitimacy or votes; they will intensify the call for general elections now! , talking about a supposed absolute vacancy for the president, and other absurdities typical of those who feel lost in space.

There are hidden meetings with media owners to encourage them. María Corina is desperate to spread the message in the interior of the country where social networks and especially “X” do not reach, so she urgently needs to return to the screens of Televen and Venevisión, because it will be difficult for VTV and other channels to lend themselves to exposing destabilizing and terrorist content.

I write to you and I feel like in the movie Lady and the Wanderer, I'm a princess and you're a Cacri. Miss me, remember that you are my baby Fiufiu.