The PUPU is bankrupt! Learn about the monumental battle of opposition extremism after the failure of La Sayo

Published at: 25/03/2026 08:47 PM

March 25th, 2026.

The White House - Washington, D.C.

Soon from the Venezuelan Embassy.

VIP PATRIOT.

Hello, my dear friend Furrialeño. How are you? Because here we are still celebrating in style! First, because of the tremendous and resounding victory of the Venezuelan national team in the World Baseball Classic last week, a victory that left more than one speechless and open-mouthed.

Since we are talking about baseball, there is someone out there who, as usual, was left out of base and struck out again, but this time, very ugly for the photo. So ask for the covers, make yourself comfortable and don't get off the couch, because what's coming is a good bomb.

Brother! I am even embarrassed by what I am going to tell you, because it is the lowest — and most ridiculous — level at which Venezuelan extremism led by María “La Chick-Flada” Machado and her band of applauders (not to say the bad word) has reached. They no longer know where they stand or what to invent to attract attention.

In the midst of all the celebration of Venezuela's victory in the World Baseball Classic, there was an episode that perfectly portrays that sick obsession with leading role. While the country was focused on celebrating in a big way, others were desperate to steal even a second of their camera.

It turns out that from the moment we went to the final of the championship, “La Chick-Flada” Machado moved its entire lobby here in the United States and tried to bribe, with about three million dollars, the organization of the World Baseball Classic to allow it to throw the starting ball of the game between the United States and Venezuela, because according to their calculations, that would be the best showcase for projection at a time when the real world ignores it.

Our dear friend MilkeWake, the patriot who is still well connected in the American administration, told me that the organizers were disgusted, and at the same time they were wondering how a woman who supposedly “fled” from an “abusive regime” was happily bribing anyone there in order to achieve her goals. That has set off alarms here about how and from where, Machado manages those millions of dollars of money for something as vain as buying a public space to be on camera.

But the story doesn't go there. In addition to asking to throw the first ball, the big problem broke out when Machado asked for a preferential suite to watch the game and was refused. As MilkEwake tells me, the stadium's capacity was oversold and it had to be one of the owners of the Miami Marlines, who stopped Machado in his tracks to get out of that cloud.

They tell me that the owner took Machado's chair in the bud, making it clear that this game was an opportunity to unite the entire country and not to become a window of political confrontation. The funny thing about the story is that Machado, to whom a regular invitation had been extended to attend the game like any mortal, went into the “filthy” mode in which he usually lives and preferred not to attend because for her it was all or nothing.

That's when I tell you that: every ridiculous attempt to misrepresent the country and the Bolivarian Revolution only reveals Machado's great desperation. They sold their souls to demons and are now imprisoned by their own ambition.

IN THE CORRIDORS OF THE WHITE HOUSE

Speaking of La Sayona. You remember our friend Murphy, the cooperative patriot of the FBI, who has been confirming the collapse of Machado in the United States and even told me about the internal cracks that Vente Venezuela has. The influence that Chick-Flada once had on Washington is a thing of the past. The irresponsibility of the pseudo-journalists that she has been paying since 2023 to position her and annihilate any type of opinion other than hers, has now become a boomerang that returns to self-destruct.

This represents a direct clash with the interests of extremism, which still insists on privatizing and handing over our resources to transnational corporations, disguising it as “economic freedom”. By the way, yesterday, while our president was marking territory and explaining our truth in Miami, “La Chick-Flada” Machado put on a show at the CeraWeek conference trying to capture relevance — as always, seeking to shine by selling empty speech while trying to pawn even his own mother to get some attention.

Delcy Rodríguez's intervention in Miami was not just another speech: it was a declaration of sovereignty, a challenge to decades of media manipulation and a strong message to the whole world that Venezuela is not tarnished by foreign interests or by those who only seek to divide us to profit from our resources.

ALARMS GO OFF AT EXTREMISM

Goddess! The alarms have not only gone off: they are overwhelmed by Venezuelan extremism following the recognition by the Donald Trump administration of the legitimate government of Venezuela and Delcy Rodríguez as president in charge.

And it's no wonder. What is at stake is not a simple political gesture, but the collapse of one of the pillars that for years politically and financially supported a sector of the opposition that went into self-exile.

With the return of PDV Holding and its subsidiary Citgo to the hands of the legitimate Chavista and Bolivarian government, the second part of this story will be written, because we know that a large part of the opposition structure abroad, lives and has lived, have made fortunes at the expense of our assets abroad and now they will be held to account.

The possibility of these assets returning to the Venezuelan State not only implies an economic turnaround; it represents a direct blow to the narrative, legitimacy and operability of those who built a criminal structure under the command of the interim guy.

And there's more.

Already here, the authorities are investigating how and why on January 15 of this year, the ad hoc board of directors of PDVSA, appointed by the non-existent National Assembly of 2015, signed a contract with the company “Vision Americas International” for 715,000 to operate communication and strategic advisory services for five months. Now, the question is inevitable: why does an “interim” meeting need to spend these numbers on communication and especially on the days when it was already known that the United States had withdrawn its support for them? Even within the American establishment itself, it is difficult to justify this action, which is clearly seen as “scraping the pot”.

The bomb of opposition corruption on our assets abroad is causing more than one to start changing addresses. The Venezuelan people demand justice.

DISMANTLING THE NARRATIVE

! Brother! I've always told you: lies have short legs. All that campaign that they have tried to impose to make people believe that crime has returned to Venezuela simply does not hold up in the face of reality.

Today the facts speak for themselves. Even international media such as The Wall Street Journal have recognized crime and homicide rates in the country, which have fallen steadily in recent years to historically lower levels.

This development is no accident. It is the result of firm security policies, the active presence of police forces and a State strategy aimed at regaining tranquility in communities and guaranteeing social peace.

Venezuela has been consolidating a process of transformation in terms of citizen security, where spaces have been recovered, institutions strengthened and confidence restored to the population.

In the end, beyond any narrative, the truth prevails: today Venezuela is showing concrete and measurable advances at the level of advanced European countries such as Italy and Switzerland, which are countries considered safe.

THE BREAK IN LA PUPÚ

My friend Furrialeño. There is more than one leader of opposition extremism in exile who, in silence and without making much noise, has already accepted the so-called Amnesty Law and is moving chips to return to Venezuela.

What is really revealing is not the fact itself, but the internal effect it is generating: these efforts have fallen like a bomb within the parties themselves of that thing that they are trying to sell as a unit, the so-called “Unitary Platform”.

And it's no wonder. While they publicly question the amnesty - alleging exclusions, lack of guarantees and distrust in its application -, under the table some of their own leaders are already preparing for their return.

According to alias “Fifi”, a friend who does yoga with me, tells me, there are several gentlemen in the orange awning - and not exactly from the MÁS party - who have turned to “Crazy Leo” and to “Sayo” herself. They want to play their own board and give themselves a new chance in Venezuela.

These decisions have turned PUPÚ into a monumental battleground. Everyone is walking around with the knife in their mouths, waiting to see who throws the first dagger. However, the underlying problem is another: everyone feels they own these supposed parties, which are nothing more than empty shells. On the one hand, there are those who claim that they “stayed and resisted”; on the other, those who left and want to return or rule from outside on the grounds that they came out to coordinate actions for supposed freedom from outside.

Goddess! what is being experienced within the opposition is chaos and the world knows it. I'll tell you later how that will end.

REMEMBER THAT I AM YOUR FRIEND FINO, FITNEES AND IMPORTANTE

CHANGE AND OUT.

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Mazo News Team