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Published at: 21/01/2026 10:01 PM
Letter from an Incognito Place
Wednesday, January 21, 2026, 19 days after the kidnapping of the brothers Cilia and Nicolás.
Patriota del Valle Arriba Country Club.
Hello gordoooooooooooooooooooooo! How is the chubby politzia of all of Venezuela? I am good in “active mode” in all the tasks and strategies assigned because no one gives up here!
MY MANGO COMPOTIC, I want to inform you that after the long meeting we had with you a week ago, all the cooperating patriots decided to be more strategic and discreet in this “new political time” which requires intelligence, strategy, and patience because as my eternal Chávez said: We Will Win! I swear to you that on Christian Dior.
God or Joseph! The only thing that doesn't change is that you will continue to be the baby Fiu Fiu, mine and the whole country's, the fat politician who helps us maintain the security and peace of our country. God! even in the war we cannot lose either tenderness or joy, otherwise we would become the bitter ones and NO! , to look like them NEVER! ... MY SODA COOKIE WITH DIABLITO, I confess that I am still nostalgic for what happened, but after a lot of meditation—on the balcony of my house, with a glass of cocuy— I stared into the mirror and said to myself: “myself! it's a matter of time.” It will not daunt us, we are a courageous, warrior people, destined to be free and independent, our brothers will return!
Let's do our thing. God! , the week began with the most surreal act than “a spinal fracture and wearing 15-centimeter heels”. After celebrating with champagne “Dom Perignon” the vile and devious bombing of our people, Cori embarked on her new soap opera. Starting with the White House where her new best friend, Rachell Campos Duffy, host of Fox News and wife of the U.S. Secretary of Transportation, Sean Duffy, accompanied and helped Cori in her dream of setting foot in the White House with Donald Trump.
God! I'll tell you that Rachell did more for Cori than her Cuban-American partners to achieve this meeting, BUT... everything always has a BUT! because these little things my Lindis are not free. He told me, my friend “la toti” who works in the Dominican Republic with Rachell's sister, who in turn is the ambassador of the United States in that country, that the deal with “the new friends” is that Rachell helps Cori through media and public relations in exchange for juicy oil and transportation contracts that Cori offered to Rachell, Good God! Don't believe me, that's what “la toti” said, but that's not our problem if people let themselves be fooled.
MY MORNING COFFEE. Every day the world is more clear about what is happening. We all know that Cori's visit to the White House was aimed at exchanging the discredited Nobel Prize for a few minutes of fame and a few centimeters of press. God! If we had to give a name to the scene it would be called: “the carnival of the egos”, I mean! I don't say more.
Through the side entrance, like any visitor, without the typical photo of power in the Oval Office as given to him by Busch in 2005, I can tell you that Juan Guaidó's lousy uncle and even my uncle Inmundo, received better treatment and more honors in the White House than Cori herself, who today makes a supreme effort to endure the veiled humiliation, because whatever they say, she is not happy with the treatment she received and so she let me know yesterday when she called me to tell me that she is restless, that she no longer knows how to hide the publications by my friends Magalli Meda, and even those of herself when she spoke wonders about Kamala Harris and the Democrats. Baby! This is a newspaper from yesterday, we always noticed it in our letters, Cori always bet on the Democrats, not Donald Trump, I mean! the one who didn't know, didn't see the Mazo.
MY TAMARIND CHUPICHUPI! Cori knows that her role today is comparable to that of a supporting actress, she knows that she should only go out when they need her and save herself when there is no show.
Bone! God! you have to be very lacking in IQ not to realize that everything is a staging, because the real movie, the one in real life! true! , is still in full development, is direct between Miraflores and Washington.
Even so, Cori's new obsession is to try to demoralize our people, to sell them the idea that she is part of a great plan to govern Venezuela and that we, the Revolution, gave up, that we gave up on ourselves, baby! Not even Laura in America dared to lie so much! ... Following the thread of the story, I tell you that when Cori called me yesterday, among other things, she wanted to talk to me about her supposed “VICTORIA”, God! When she told me that, I immediately asked her if she was referring to Victoria Pérez, Victoria Rengifo or Victoria Ruffo, because the meeting at the White House was everything! least a political triumph, because those things simply don't matter to our people, whatever they do, the Venezuelan people will never forget that María! is jointly responsible for the imposition of sanctions and the bombing of our country.
In parallel, Cori's media agents continue with media manipulation and psychological warfare, they try to sell and impose their fantasy world, they don't learn! and they are unleashed. They continue to test the conscience of this people who did not come out to applaud, nor to receive, the January 3 bombing as they had promised to Donald Trump months before.
Following his evil agenda, after the White House, Cori went to a meeting at the congress, and while that was happening, the same MAGA, those closest to Donald Trump, began to publish Magalli Meda's posts when he mocked and insulted Donald Trump. God! In my town they say “mischief comes out” and the evil of Cori, of Magalli, of all those who celebrated that they bombed our people, will have a divine response, bone! Trust what I tell you, I swear to you on Louis Vuitton. By the way, at that meeting that Cori had in Congress, only twelve senators attended, and it had more Democrats (9) than Republicans (3), OH MY COMPOTICA! In politics everything has a reading, bone! the obvious! , it's obvious!
The next day Cori dusted off the victimization campaign designed for her by our friend Magalli Meda, the same one that mocks Donald Trump. Magalli suggested that Cori show up at the press conference wearing a girdle over her clothes so that everyone would notice, God! this is not a fashionable problem , the issue is the lack of coherence in the new lie they want to sell. It doesn't fit a supposed spinal fracture, with boots whose heel exceeds 15 centimeters; it doesn't fit with climbing and descending stairs, especially yesterday at the OAS, they're not even your happy face, baby! if they're going to lie that they have the decency to do better, please!
MY CUP OF COLD TODDY. While Cori does everything to survive trying to keep the water from surpassing it, my uncle the Unclean copy the Cori model and bets on the victim's strategy. Now they invented that my cousin Mariana was extorted to free her husband, just as my uncle invented at the time that he was extorted at the Spanish embassy when drinking whiskey for 18 years he cried out to leave Venezuela to get rid of Cori. God! I spoke to my cousin Mariana, she knows she's lying! , and if my knowledge doesn't fail, the embassies where they supposedly extorted her may have one or two videos and sounds that are always there, I don't know! I say! my things. The truth is that the world is watching them. Cori, Uncle Inmundo, and all these thieves who appropriated USAID money, who appropriated our assets, who have no leadership or respect to govern this country; the same people who mocked and used Donald Trump in his first government, that is, the fantasy opposition that lives in golden self-exile, in the absence of a real, logical and coherent political plan, opted for the cheap show, lies and manipulation to see if in this way they can attract the attention of the governments of the world, in other words! they are not a political opposition, they are a traveling circus.
Drunk! there are true truths, factual reality they tell you out there. While Cori and my uncle El Inmundo are trying to hurt as a political mechanism to be treated and gain media space, in Venezuela there is a government that maintains the peace, power, control and sovereignty of the country, the rest is a story on the way.
God! I'll explain it to you in Sifrine language: Cori and Uncle Inmundo set a non-existent leadership, they sell like an original Hermès wallet when they are a simple “triple a” copy, while Delcy, you and my friend Jorge Rodríguez, are the original wallet, bone! Please ooooor!
MY COCOSETTE, LISTEN TO ME because here I get toxic: Faced with the climate of peace that exists in Venezuela and the advances that benefit the well-being of the people, maintaining sovereignty and independence, Cori's order to disturb everything, is to generate a “media boom”, she wants to provoke a reaction from our security agencies to have the photo and the headline. Fun fact, my friend Cori said yesterday at the OAS that there were marches and protests in Venezuela.
God! Between lies and manipulation, Cori ordered to position the phrase “fear is breaking”, that is the slogan to sell the thesis of chaos and ungovernability, she, in her irresponsibility, wants to use, once again, young people as cannon fodder and implode the commitment that the high political leadership of the government is making for peace and coexistence.
Baby! I think María is making a mistake again, that's why I spoke to my friend “la toti” and sent him to tell Donald Trump that his proposal for oil investment in the country is being sabotaged by the same one that sabotaged the Nobel Prize, oops! I got away with it.
Meanwhile, Cori's communication laboratories will try to blame you even for the water that falls in the rain, but little by little the international community is beginning to understand that this is an urban legend, that is, more false than my eyelashes. Cori will also stimulate the narrative that there is an “incomplete transition” and that they cannot govern Venezuela without it. Do you remember when he said “they can't make elections without me”?
I write to you and I feel like in the movie Lady and the Wanderer, I'm a princess and you're a Cacri.
Miss me, remember that you are my baby Fiufiu
Mazo News Team