Walk like a grieving soul! Find out why La Sayona is busy trying to appear in the Colombian elections

Published at: 17/06/2026 09:46 PM

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Helloooo my friend Furrialeño. How are you? Brother! the desperation and the political science-fiction movies of Venezuelan extremism led by María “La Chick-Flada”, not only crossed the border of ridicule: they established permanent residence.

What they once tried to sell as a political strategy today seems like an endless collection of fantasies, recycled excuses and failed prophecies that have ended up making them the laughing stock not only of national politics, but even of those who for years served as their most enthusiastic international allies.

At this point, every announcement by that extremist leadership is like the premiere of an animated series that no one asked for: more drama, more special effects, more apocalyptic promises and, of course, fewer results. The script is the same as always, even if the actors and the scenarios change. I'll tell you why.

Peroooooo, before continuing. Brother! Did you find out what happened last week? I imagine you already know why your little friend went missing for a few days. Well, to tell you the short story: what should have happened ended up happening, don't you notice him happier and more smiling? Look closely at him and you'll see his reaction.

Anyway, let's do our thing.

Goddess! The “Marico-rinato” and the “Chick-Flada” Machado not only look politically against the ropes, but they are also feeling the blow where it hurts the most: in their pocket. Every day that passes, security forces continue to close spaces and tighten their siege on the sources of funding that for years fueled the machinery of extremism, permanent conspiracy and destabilization turned into business. And this is where a code name comes in: “Warrior Boy”. Its fall seems to have generated a kind of silent mourning within that prop opposition that always finds an excuse to be outraged when the government hits those who cause irreparable harm to the Venezuelan people.

Brother! , let's be honest, the reactions of extremist opponents have been too revealing. The uncomfortable silences, calculated statements and desperate attempts to change the focus of the discussion suggest that some are not exactly regretting the fall of a criminal, but rather the disappearance of a piece that was directly useful within certain schemes.

And that's where the old script as always appears. The same catalog NGOs, the same professional activists and the same longliners for hire dusted off the usual discourse to try to sow doubts about the operation. When they cannot defend the indefensible, they resort to the strategy of confusing, relativising and diverting attention.

The curious thing is that while security agencies faced criminal structures that for years terrorized entire communities, some spokespersons for extremism seemed more concerned with questioning those who were fighting the criminals than with convicting the criminals themselves. An investment of priorities so grotesque that it's no longer even surprising.

On the subject, our old friend Murphy — that cooperating patriot who has his own office in the highest levels of the FBI — gave me some details that help me understand why certain sectors are so upset and why some opposition propaganda laboratories went into panic mode as soon as the results of the operation were known.

Murphy confirms to me that the entire operation was coordinated, directed and executed by Venezuelan security agencies, who carried out precise, meticulous and highly effective intelligence work. A task that made it possible to identify objectives, map structures and act decisively against those who for years believed they were above the law. Perhaps that is why the reaction of some extremist actors is so revealing. While most Venezuelans were celebrating the coup against criminal structures, María Machado's communication payroll seemed concerned about discrediting the triumph.

Another important detail: according to Murphy, the collaboration that the United States gave to our country was limited exclusively to the use of technology to execute a precision attack, due to the complexity of the terrain and everything that had been woven around these criminal structures. It should be noted that this type of collaboration is not something new or strange, since in the past Venezuela has participated in different coordinated operations with other countries to deal certain blows to organized crime.

THE DESPERATION OF EXTREMISM.

Brother! speaking of the “Chick-flada” Machado, his desperation to remain at the center of the media radar is becoming increasingly evident. The script or the coherence no longer matters: the important thing seems to be to launch any statement or movement that allows you to scrape a headline and not lose relevance.

Our dear friend MilkeWake, who is still super connected in the spheres of power here in Washington, told me that the lady's lobbyists are super desperate now trying to persuade officials of the U.S. administration to ask Chavism to give it a space, some quotas of power in the new political moment that Venezuela is experiencing, because they already know that the elections will be when they should be and not when extremism imposes it.

According to MilkEwake, this desperation of extremism to negotiate with Chavism is nothing other than its political and financial wear and tear. In contrast, our Bolivarian and Chavista governments continue to take enormous steps to repair the structural flaws of an economy hit by years of sanctions, blockade and the attacks of that own psudo-opposition.

MilkEWake tells me that the recent agreements in the area of electricity, oil and gas would have caused an air... piiiiii in “La Chick-flada” Machado and his entire orbit of adulares who, despite his persistent international activism and his traditional lobbying campaign against investment in the country, would be faced with an uncomfortable reality: big global players seem more interested in business than in the “innocent” warnings given to them by Mrs. Chik-Flada about the danger of coming to Venezuela, according to her.

In addition to this, MilkEWake tells me that the show of a supposed “negotiation” that they no longer talk about and that lasted less than a “gas” inside a chinchorro, not only fell like a real kick in the liver among senior officials of the Trump administration, since ChickFlada would have launched that story in a reckless and arrogant way: unilaterally, without consultation, coordination or consent.

The reason is simple and devastating. Outside our borders, this topic has not even been seriously considered, much less discussed in the spaces where decisions are actually made or with the other party that in this case would be Chavism. According to MilkEWake, numerous State Department and White House officials have expressed their annoyance and frustration at the irresponsible way in which “Chick-Flada” Machado tries, without much success, to influence U.S. foreign policy through its social networks, communication payroll and public appearances. > Dome: MilkeWake tells me one last detail: many people already see “Chick-Flada” Machado as more of a problem than as a solution. According to their versions, the wear and tear is evident and the enthusiasm of other times seems to have evaporated. So much so that, despite the insistence of his most devoted circle of followers and flatterers, requests for meetings and meetings would not be finding too many receivers on the other side of the door.

*THE SCANDAL THAT SPLASHES WITH THE OPPOSITION* Diosdado!

I bring this to you in the heat: a colleague who does yoga with me in Miami told me that there is a tremendous stir within the different factions of Venezuelan extremism that operate from South Florida. It turns out that several of these characters, who for years thought they were untouchable while managing Venezuelan assets as if they were a small personal box, are now on edge because they feel increasingly close to the encouragement of US federal agencies.

The concern is so great that they have already started running the Simon Bolivar Foundation to try to put out the fire unleashed by the complaints against Orlando Viera-Blanco, who channeled resources through an NGO linked to his family members and ended up financing his daughter's wedding. And here comes the most striking thing: in its eagerness to deny the scandal, the foundation itself ends up admitting that it did transfer funds to the Viera-Blanco family organization. The only thing they discuss is the amount. In other words, they recognize the operation, but they want the problem to disappear because, according to them, not all the money in question was given but only a part of it, and that coincidentally, Viera-Blanco's family omitted family ties “without bad faith”. It's the same as or worse than what Crazy Leo said about his mother in Monomers and the bills that were stolen from there.

The excuse is almost insulting to any citizen who has seen millions of dollars evaporate under the banner of “humanitarian aid”. Now they say that these resources were allocated to the delivery of food, as if a generic explanation were enough to allay doubts about the use of funds that belonged to the Venezuelan people.

As the saying goes, it's one thing to pose as champions of transparency in front of the cameras and quite another when researchers start reviewing bank transfers, contracts, invoices and final beneficiaries. For years they sold a narrative of superior morality while managing public resources without the controls they required of others. The problem is that the slogans are good for press conferences, but the numbers speak when the audits arrive.

And from what is being said in the corridors of Miami, more than one would be discovering that impunity has an expiration date.

STRANGE MOVEMENT IN COLOMBIA.

My friend Furrialeño! I can tell you that in the last few hours several groups linked to Venezuelan extremism have left the country, bound for Bogotá, Colombia, just before the second presidential round scheduled for this Sunday, June 21.

As is to be expected, the main objective of the advance that is reaching New Granada is to reinforce contacts with sectors of Uribism and paramilitarism, which respond to the same framework of interests.

Meanwhile, the teams of “La Chick-Flada” Machado would be working around the clock to try to position it on the radar of the Colombian electoral process and even force an appearance during the day. So far, according to a friend who has infiltrated Machado's offices in Washington, no definitive decision has been made because until today, in Colombia, no one would be willing to receive it with a red carpet. Brother! as I told you weeks ago, despite having held meetings and approaches with different actors of the Colombian right, María Corina Machado, in the privacy of her team, she has come to describe the candidate Abelardo De La Espriella as a “bandit” and “mobster”, let's remember that Machado gave all his capital to Paloma Valencia. But pending, a former client of Abelardo and his family have sworn revenge against our revolution, at some point Machado's rapprochements with “The Italians” who now live here in the United States with a lot of money will be known.

For now, I'm going out to Bogotá because I know that something is being cooked there that doesn't smell good.

REMEMBER THAT I AM YOUR FINE, FITNEESS AND IMPORTANT FRIEND.
CHANGE AND OUT.

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Mazo News Team