Everyone stole! Learn why La Sayo is looking for an investigation into corruption at CITGO to go under the table

Goddess! Do you remember that I had already informed you that María Corina, alias “La Sayo” was the one who financed and was behind all the protests that were taking place in front of the US embassy in Caracas? and that she decided to do it under an outburst of “anger sickness” that she gave her because neither Laura Dogu nor the current chargé d'affaires surnamed Barrett lent themselves to her manipulation. Good Brother! so you know that MariCori is more desperate than a mosquito when they set her on Plagatox, because no one wants to go to the show anymore. Sayo can't get unions or NGOs that it can send to Valle Arriba because nobody wants to make a fool of themselves, and also because Henri Alviarez, alias “Teletubi”, who is in charge of paying people to put on those shows, always sends the incomplete covers.

Goddess! There is other information that the “Popis” gave me so that you can say it in the Deck.

Sayo is there sending emissaries to the presidential candidate of the Colombian extreme right, she is evaluating whether she appears there or not, but apparently in Bogotá they told her “don't come and bring your show here”, you know Diosdado, everyone knows that Sayo is a platform stealer and is only looking to be news. The “Popis” also says that MariCori sent a contingent of Vente Venezuela to Colombia, I'll explain the details to you and which European embassy put some money through an NGO.

Cousin! Do you remember our cooperating patriot “Cabeza e' Isopo”? who is called that because their hair is whiter than a “Little Sheep” interior. Good brother! “Cabeza e' Isopo” says that there is a fire in the Democratic Action group of Ramos Allup, alias “Cara e' Vieja”, because of the surprise admission of Leocenis García, alias “Patada e' Culebra”, because it is more false than the condolences of the owner of a funeral home. The truth is that the peso caught fire because a certain businessman by the name of Francisco D'Agostino, Allup's main financier, put more pressure than a paint compressor on Cara e' Veja to accept Leocenis García into the ranks of AD. The plan is to give Leocenis a political platform so that he continues to lobby D'Agostino. With this decision, Cara e' Vieja overcame a softie of adept leaders who have been looking to rise for years.

Goddess! Do you remember our cooperating patriot “Yonatán Take a Step”, to whom they call that because he dances more than a spinning top? Good brother! El Yonatán told me that another one that has been moving more than an escape is a misfit car to return to Venezuela, is a certain Eduardo Bittar, alias “Smurfina”; who has been financed for years by Jair Bolsonaro's children in Brazil, and he says, that he is going to return to Venezuela to run as the presidential candidate of the authentic Venezuelan extreme right, because according to Bittar, María Corina is not a right-wing woman but an opportunist like Liceo de Noche Capriles, Leopoldo Princeso Wireless and Juanito Guanito Guaidiaña. Brother! “Yonatán Take a Step” says that Eduardo Bittar, alias “Smurfina” wants to take advantage of the fact that in the Republican Party of the United States they hate María Corina in order to gain support in the MAGA movement and displace Sayo.

Malay! So that you know that our cooperating patriot has reappeared, who is called “Pirueta Moto” who is the nail and filth of Wilmer Azuaje, alias “The FIFI”. I'll tell you that the “Pirueta Bike” told me that Wilmer Azuaje spent a lot of copper on the show that his pussy put on in Barinas with the objective of making some videos and photos to send them to some gringos in Washington to see if they finance his campaign for governor because now “The FIFI” doesn't want to be a deputy, he wants to contest the governor's office to roam Freddy Súperlano, alias “Motel Penelope”, and to fuck off the dark pact he made with the adeco Garrido, alias “Mamarracho”. The truth is that gringos are not idiots and they left it blue because they knew that everything was a setup and that they had people paying.

God I'm leaving! But I'm going to leave you a ñapa because I love you more than sleeping in a chinchorro on the beach.

Do you remember that I had already informed you in previous letters that some of the ringleaders of the “Voluntad Pa' Robar” (VP) party were going to apply to benefit from the Amnesty Act to return to the country? among them, Yon Goicoechea, alias “Cashea”, Lester Toledo, alias “The Tinder Swindler”, the Wireless Princess and now even Juan Guaidó's Juanito Alimaña himself. Good Primo! as you say: “Without tricks or tricks, the Gavel does not deceive”. A few days ago, Juan Guaidó, alias “The Human Vacuum Cleaner” gave an interview to a certain Franklin Virgüez, alias “La Vieja”; where Juanito Alimaña announced that he was going to return to Venezuela, and that he would campaign for María Corina, but the background is different.

Our cooperating patriot, who owns the padel courts where Juan Guaidó plays in Miami, told me that the real reason why the “Human Vacuum Cleaner” wants to return to Venezuela is because in the United States there are ongoing investigations into the multi-million dollar embezzlement that Juanito Alimaña, together with other leaders of “Voluntad pa' Steal” (VP), did to the public purse of that country, and, in addition, because of the copper that was stolen from the supposed humanitarian aid.

Goddess! Guaidó and all these Muérganos say that, if the pot is completely uncovered in the United States, they prefer to return to Venezuela because if the Venezuelan authorities put them in prison when they arrive in the country, in the case of Juanito Alimaña, it is better to declare themselves politically persecuted, but if they put him in prison in the United States, then they would be left as what they are, as vulgar thieves and liars.

Cousin! But that's not the only thing that worries Juanito Alimaña, another thing that worries him more than Scooby-Doo sleeping in a cemetery, is that he carries the threat that a woman wants to take several rags out of the sun, but I'm sending that to the WeChat group resetados con Super Mustache.

Brother! But just so you know that the owner of the padel courts where Juanito Alimaña plays in Miami, also learned that the leaders of “Will to Steal” (VP), have a well-structured plan to return to the country and use the image of María Corina, alias “La Sayo”, as a façade so that no one calls them thieves for having stolen the copper of the supposed humanitarian aid during the interim government, that is, María Corina is washing the face of these scoundrels. Cousin! Wait, now the question comes: why does the lady accept this? , well because she also sucked on that piñata, with the difference, that La Sayo has been concerned with making that story go under the table. Goddess! Sayo also took money from USAID, CITGO and the rest of the frozen assets. I repeat, the difference between the corrupt one of Leopoldo López's mother and La Sayo is only age, more than that.

Well Diosdado I'm leaving! What I love you is dick. I love you more than just a Super Special Shawarma sold at “Don Shawarma”, the place in Maracaibo 's Indio Mara square where you are served by your own owner, old Jabibi, who is nicer than the bear “Winnie Pooh”. Brother! Shawarma should be mixed: meat and chicken; put all the vegetables in a small mince and put plenty of garlic cream in it. Add a Super Special Arabic tray with a Falaffe service of which ten units are included, a fried Kibbe service with plenty of ground meat inside; some cabbage cigarettes that are sour and juicy; a Tabbouleh service finely chopped into small pieces; don't forget the fried Arabian bread with its respective eggplant and chickpea cream. Brother! So that you can see that my respect for you is greater than the Bridge over the Lake, add a kilo of lamb rice with plenty of peanuts, chickpeas and olive oil that the elderly like. Malay! , to drink, since I am slowly leaving the soda, I ordered a bottle of black tea that they prepare in that same place. Cousin! , and for dessert, a cake of three milks, a majarete with lots of cinnamon, a paledonia with black raisins, a three-kilo gypsy arm with plenty of arequipe and colorful sprinkles, a brownie and a buttercream boat with crushed oreo cookies, Diosdado! It's not that I'm a lambucio, it's that sugar keeps me awake and here we're on call 24/7 for those who think they're going to come fuck without permission.

You take care of me brother! Change and out!