I had two days in the country! Find out how the circus set up by Chik-Flada was prepared

October 28, 2026

Hellooooooooouuuu, my friend furrileaño. How are you? Brother, I'm seriously thinking about launching next week with the lottery numbers! because here we are always one step ahead and, in the end, everything we say on Wednesdays ends up being fulfilled. Without tricks or tricks, the Mazo does not deceive! Now I understand why extremism lives in despair, trying to decipher who we are and where our information comes from.

We were the ones who announced last week that “La Chick-flada" was ready to launch its next pirouette. What she didn't count on was that all that dramatic story of victimization, blockades and supposed impediments was going to be deflated in record time, it became clear. The Chick-flada is a LIAR of a bigger brand. So much noise, so much complaining and so much theater, for what? If she always knew that she could come easy, good! We said that a long time ago, they just didn't believe us, they had to say it from the outside to make the show come crashing down in two by three.

But before continuing... Diosdado! a question: do you think that your friend, my friend, everyone's friend, will be provoked back to being Robin this Halloween? Look how much he had a great time last time when I wore it, I was Batman and Robin! I won't say anything, but we'll have bats.

Anyway, let's do our thing.

Brother! Exactly what was expected happened: the fifth-rate circus set up around the return of “La Chick-flada” was nothing more than a prefabricated media operation, with a script, scenography and an overdose of propaganda. A cardboard show designed to mask the wear and tear of its own narratives and sell like an epic what, judging by the events, is much more like a carefully staged scene: the drama, the night, the lights, the collapse, and I stop at this last point. Goddess! If you look closely, once La Chick-Flada moved towards Caracas and reached the level where the Valle-Car became bigger and therefore the congestion, the collapse were diluted, and the image of the triumphant return disappeared, why didn't that image worthy of a Steven Spielberg film last like this until the distributor Altamira, for example? they will deceive their own people, never the people.

Our dear friend “Chichón de Piso”, who is still stuck up to his neck in the bowels of the maricorinato, confessed to me that “La Chick-flada” had been in Venezuelan territory for at least two days before making his return public. According to me, that window of time would have served to discreetly set up and mobilize the most loyal bases, hire some people and pay for the deployment of motorized vehicles that “cooperating patriots” announced to you last week. There was also time to prepare the scenography and oil the propaganda machine. Everything had to be ready to present, with much fanfare, what they called a “historic event”, which should rather be called “the beginning of the end”, when details about the logistics of their return come to light. Of course! The new employee of the maricorinato could not be missing, I am referring to Falsandete, who was in charge of giving the tip about the place where Sayona would be leaving for the first time. What Falsandete does not know, who no one believes, is that when he broke the news we had hours accompanying her and taking care of her.

“Chichón de Piso” assures that since last Friday, several figures from Vente Venezuela began to move to the west of the country. At each stop, and before the public appearance of “La Chick-flada”, the necessary coordination was made to organize this small mobilization, adjust the logistical details and ensure that the show was ready to capture the photo of the stellar moment, the one where the friend seemed to be levitating and letting her body fall on the crowd, nothing worse than self-deception!

The mission was to repeat the old formula of the maricorinato: to manufacture an appearance of spontaneity to present it as a popular explosion, when in truth it was a political operation planned down to the last detail. Brother! you already know when people take to the streets out of conviction, out of curiosity, out of feeling and quite another when the room is decorated for a party. If you look at the scenes, those who approach him always have the same script and expression, just like in 2024. “Coincidentally” someone always has a rosary to give them, it's the same pose with different actors. In La Sayo's politics, spontaneity is achieved only with a good production team.

Now, there is a detail that deserves a separate chapter. “Chichón de Piso” tells me that “La Chick-flada”'s smile had faded when, hours after his return, statements from the highest echelons of Washington began to complicate his script. Those words called into question her story of victimization that accompanied her prolonged absence and rekindled a question that we had been asking: was she really unable to return or was she extending her time at her convenience?

And there, brother! is where the epic began to fade. While the propaganda apparatus tried to project her as a figure who was prevented from returning to Venezuela, a version emerged from Washington that dismantled that lie.

Now, if she had room to return and decided not to do so until now, the uncomfortable question is inevitable: what is the political calculation of “La Chick-flada”? To be honest, staying out of Venezuela provided greater media dividends than returning with nothing to offer. From a distance she could feed the story of the persecution, the victim; returning, on the other hand, requires a new staging and a new narrative. What will she invent now?

And when circumstances begin to put the story in trouble, neither the smile of the photograph, nor the motorized ones, nor the scenography, nor all the propaganda machinery seem sufficient to keep the story intact. The problem is not constructing a political narrative: the problem is to expect that narrative to survive flawlessly when statements appear that require a review of its premises.

In the end, brother, there's a huge difference between being a real leader and manufacturing the perception that you are. The first depends on unshakable facts that confirm who you are; the second depends on the creativity of the story and the unwary people who believe it.

THEY READ THE CARD TO THEM

Brother! The arrival of “La Chick-flada” was not accompanied only by prefabricated narratives, calculated poses for the cameras and a new dose of political propaganda. Behind all that media deployment, there were also severe warnings and a message that, according to me, reached quite clearly to those who, from the most radicalized positions of extremism, fuel political hatred and continue to bet on scenarios of violence to destabilize Venezuela.

Our dear friend MilkyWay, who, as you well know, continues to move through the corridors of power and maintains his connections in the upper echelons, told me that the messages were transmitted bluntly, with a forcefulness that is difficult to misinterpret.

MilkyWay insists that there is very little willingness to play along with someone who wants to turn their personal ambitions into an adventure with negative consequences for the country. And here's the detail, Brother! : some seem too busy celebrating photographs, speeches and headlines, they have not stopped to interpret what is being said to them between the lines. Not every important message comes in the form of an official statement, sometimes the real meaning lies precisely in the tone, at the time chosen and in whom he considers it necessary to transmit it.

I insist! It's one thing to put on a media show, to manufacture expectations and feed the public, and quite another to believe that such a deployment grants you immunity to act without measuring the consequences. According to MilkyWay, there are limits that should not be tested, and those who still believe that they can play destabilization at no cost could be making a significant miscalculation.

Brother! , there is no need for anyone to publicly proclaim it to understand that patience has limits and that the willingness to avoid a new wave of violence such as the one that opposition extremism has always promoted is totally and firmly aligned with all the factors that we want stability and progress in Venezuela.

In short, our friend MilkyWay believes that it would be a monumental mistake to interpret prudence as weakness or public silence as indifference. I repeat: no one should assume that their violent actions and crimes will go unanswered.

THE SILENCE OF THE CHICK-FLADA

My friend Furrileaño, if there is something that makes extremism and “La Chick-flada” uncomfortable, it is a program that is called “Con El Mazo Dando”. Goddess! Can you believe that “La Chick-flada” has chosen to postpone its meeting with the media until tomorrow? What's behind that change of plans? Aha, brother! That's where the interesting thing begins.

Let me tell you: my little friend “Yunior”, who has been living in Bejucal for two days, told me that behind this movement there could be a carefully calculated strategy to manage time, control the narrative and, incidentally, try to reduce the room for maneuver of our team. The appearance, initially scheduled for today, would have been moved to tomorrow while they finish refining the speech, measuring the words and deciding what new lie they are going to produce and how they manage to make the journalistic questions kind.

But apparently, the problem would not just be to go to the cameras, smile for the photograph and repeat the usual script. The real challenge is to measure each word, calculate each answer and prevent any contradiction from ending up burying it. But in addition, his advisors have recommended that he speak after Wednesdays so as not to be exposed to Con El Mazo Dando and that is the real reason for the change of date. What “La Chick-flada” doesn't know, is that whatever it does, we know everything and we only expose what we want to know, the rest is kept in files that will one day be public.

THE NEXT ATTACK BY LA SAYO

Goddess! I'm warning you from now on: the plan of “La Chick-flada” seems to be to go on the attack, but, oddly enough, not against Chavism, but against its own people. According to “Chivo Loco”, a little friend very close to Vente Venezuela, tells me, the spears are already sharpened and the communication guerrillas are heating up their engines to attack the former deputies of the 2015 National Assembly who are participating in the dialogue process.

Yes, Diosdado: while some are sitting down to negotiate and others are trying to sell the unit, they would already be preparing the list of the next “traitors” in the corridors. And according to “Chivo Loco”, “La Chick-flada” would have already chosen its first major objective: it wants the head of Dinorah Figuera.

Obviously, “Chivo Loco” anticipates that, in front of the cameras, she will follow the script to the letter of supposedly “not hindering” the process. But, under the table, she would already be organizing the new offensive so that others would do the dirty work and she, when the time came, could wash her hands. The typical thing: throwing the stone, hiding your hand and then putting on a “I wasn't” face.

But here comes the tastiest detail. “Chivo Loco” assures me that there is something that especially upsets the bile in “La Chick-flada”: Dinorah Figuera would be taking too much center stage for her taste.

And we already know that when the ego enters the door, the unit usually shoots out the window. “La Chick-flada” wouldn't exactly be thrilled to see Figuera occupy cameras, headlines and political spaces that it considers its own territory.

So, Diosdado, pay attention: while they publicly talk about unity, dialogue and not putting obstacles, underneath they could already be taking out the knives to settle accounts among themselves. And this novel, according to “Chivo Loco”, is just beginning.

What I do tell you brother, we are looking at a new chapter and, on this side, ready for whatever is to come. Because, be that as it may, we should not buy the speech of good intentions too quickly. Especially when there are still uncomfortable questions about her return: who helped her cross the border, who participated in the operation and who received it in Zulia.

Because one thing is the story that is told in front of the cameras and quite another what happens when the cameras are turned off.

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