Paramilitarism, show and brawls! Find out why La Sayo became an agent of chaos within extremism

Published at: 28/10/2026 10:29 PM

Wednesday, October 28, 2026.

Maracaibo, Santa Lucia sector, diagonal to Pa' Que Luis, in the white house with the red bars that have a Chávez banner and a mushy sign that says: WE WILL WIN!

Patriot Patricio the Maracucho.

What was Diosdado? How are you my dear brother?

Primo! For your physical health, and to avoid a mental collapse, I recommend that you sit in the black chair before you start reading the letter. It's seriously Malay! Tell them to ask for a guarapo of chamomile with ginger so that you can be carmalized as you read the gossip I bring you about the bitter and haters. Goddess! You are not going to think that I am exaggerating, but, just in case, do at least one yoga exercise: breathing, you know inhale and exhale three times while saying “ohhhhmmmmm”; now ring your fingers and touch wood three times, because with all the information I bring you from the fascist, failed and showsera opposition, you are going to be crazier than Manuel Rosales, alias “The Philosopher of Zulia”, when he said that in order for a business to leave the whole family well... The first thing to do is sell all the chairs in the house!

Good Primo! Now the moment of truth has come, roll up your seat belt around your chest, and imagine that you are “Meteor” because I bring you some atomic bombs that are hotter than a yellow light bulb I light two days in a row.

Malay! So you know that on Sunday I received a call from Henri Alviarez, alias “Teletubi” inviting me to become part of the security team of the “Submarine with a Hole”, and I said yes, that I accept, but to be able to be closer to the Popis because brother! You know that this joke, even if it sticks to me, I can't get it out of my mind. So just so you know, Patricio Segundo Urdaneta Palmar, I'm going undercover again with La Sayo, just so you can let your friend La Sifri know, lest she sees me there and falls in love with me.

Goddess! Just so you know, the first thing I found out, when we went to look for the “Mary with Hate” in the church of the Divine Shepherdess in Barquisimeto, was that the “Panamanian” decided to return to Venezuela, even without the support of her former allies for several reasons that were against her; but the main reason was to do damage control in the face of the failure of the march convened last October 22 at the national level where PUPÚ had committed itself to mobilizing more than 50,000 people, but come on what a cousin! They took a hard time, they couldn't fill even two blocks and that's why they had a bunch of photos with closed angles, so that public opinion wouldn't notice that there were more people in a movie theater on a Monday morning than in the march called to demand elections and the return of La Sayo.

Malay! Our cooperating patriot “Candy Candy”, who is Claudia Macero's fingernail and filth, alias “the stranger”, told me that the “Angry Mary” ended up coming to Colombia, as we had already informed you in previous letters, because it was the only way she had to continue with her show of “anita the orphan girl”. Cousin! In the end, “María Conira” had to accept the help of the parakeets, since this time the whales and sharks that helped her get out last year decided not to sign the contract. Even so, there is no way to hide the truth: she could have come by plane, but she walked around to avoid assuming what the whole country and the world already knew: that no one was preventing her return to Venezuela, and that the supposed “8 attempts” to return to the country were a big lie, as when she said that she had broken two ribs when she went to look for the “Nobel Prize” that they bought her in Norway.

Cousin! Many will say why do I joke about the issue of whether the joke lies or doesn't lie, if it's a show or not a show? , good brother! very simple! , a joke that is capable of lying to her people to gain pity and support can also lie and manipulate with anything, even so, she wants to govern this country.

Brother! This morning our cooperating patriot “La Popis” wrote to me, who was riding with “María Conira” on the day she returned in the van, taking the photos closed to make the effect of the millions of people. Cousin! “La Popis” told me that one of the strongest reasons why “La Sayo” had to come from Panama is because she is running out of funds and she likes to give up the lives of rich and famous people; in addition to the financial problem, “María Conrabia” had become an uncomfortable guest in her brother country, by the way, the girl thought that coming with a great show would serve to cover the mouths of all those who stopped receiving her in their countries, although I say It was worse, because the graphics of the show, very well taken and retouched, are not bad, but the truth is known: it was not what the girl expected, nor is it what she offered to certain personalities. The twenty thousand people who said they would come out to receive it were reduced to six hundred.

Goddess! Here comes Goku's “Kame Hame Ga”, so hold on tight! of that chair. “La Popis” told me that the mission of “MariaConodio” for the rest of the year is to go after Dinorah Figuera, to sabotage the dialogue table indirectly and do everything she has to do to force her former allies in Washington to let her lead the new negotiations because without her, “supposedly”, those dialogues lack legitimacy. Brother! The other thing that “La Popis” told me is that the “Submarine with Hollow” is between eyebrows to get our sister Delcy Eloína to receive it in Miraflores so she can wash her face and sell herself as the woman of reconciliation when we all know that this joke is bad even with her own family.

Brother! “La Popis” also told me that “MaríaConira” has a very wide schedule of shows that she is going to put on all over the country, by the way, today she started with the first one. Look brother! , we went to La Guaira and there that was more alone than a peeladero e'chivo, no matter how much the coña asked us to make clusters of people for her to make their videos, we couldn't do it, the people who moderately approached were out of curiosity and some who were mobilized by the Vente Naiguatá team, “MaríaConira” just wanted the photos to go away. Goddess! After four months the joke didn't bring a band-aid to give away, she just went to play with the dignity of the families affected by the double earthquake and advertise.

Cousin! This gossip that I bring you is better than the gum that came in the pacifiers.

That's where our cooperating patriot “El Pejoteco” wrote to me, who sometimes loses more than the bill to pay for parking. Cousin! Pejoteco told me that Sunday night, Juan Pablo Guanipa, alias “Tequeño Crudo”, was more involved than “Doña Florinda” when they messed with “Kiko” because he found out that it was “MariCori” herself who gave the order not to let him approach her on the tour to steal the show as well. But that's not all Diosdado! According to the “Pejoteco” what made the “Tequeño Traidor” go the most was that the people of Vente Venezuela had promised him that they would let him ride with the “MaríaConira” on the supposed platform they were building in Altamira, but it was all a scam, there was never a platform, his body was there, since the order of the “Panamanian” is to neutralize the “Tequeño Siniestro” because he is very treacherous. Malay! The “Pejoteco” says that “Tequeño Satanico” was already angry because the people of Vente did not let him speak on the stage of the march on Thursday, October 22, and that, all this is a plot against him to take away the spotlight because according to him, his leadership is more brilliant than that of MariCori.

Goddess! The “Pejoteco” sent you other very sensitive and personal information about the “Tequeño Diabolico” but since you told me not to talk more about people's sexual orientations and secret lives, I'd better keep quiet. What I do tell you is that again there are videos and photos.

Malay! And before I finally settle in Bejucal, because tomorrow I have a meeting with Henry Alviarez, alias “Teletubi”, to plan the new work strategy, I inform you that the pod in Zulia is full because they continue to fall with backstabbing between the group of Lester Toledo, alias “The Tinder Swindler”, the group of Gustavo Ruiz, alias “The Invisible”, and the people of “Primero Los Cobres”, that is, of the “Tequeño Crudo”, because now everyone says they are the candidates of “First the Cobres”, that is, of the “Raw Tequeño” María Conira” for the government of Zulia. Cousin! The anger that these people have is so great, that they could not even agree to mount a unitary act for the protest called on October 22. Brother! What I do tell you is that there is a strong rumor that Lester Toledo is offering an alliance to Gustavo Ruiz, the candidate of La Sayo, with the objective of scrubbing the “TequeñoSinQueso”.

Goddess! So you know that my brothers “Chico” and “Lalo” broke up the business partnership where they sold cupcakes and empanadas. The “Boy” kept the kiosk, and he says that he is now going to set up a rubber boat; and “Lalo” said he is going to buy an artisanal boat to start fishing for shrimp in front of the Maracaibo Lake Village. Millet! Mom says that it was better for everyone to go their own way, because they fought more than Kiko and El Chavo del Ocho. By the way cousin! Mom doesn't know anything that I'm going to work with La Sayo again, so keep the secret to me.

Good brother! I'm leaving! God what I love you is dick. I love you more than a mega-hot dog called “Barco Crispy” for 8 people, which they sell in the “La Coromoto” sector of the municipality of San Francisco del Zulia, specifically in the “Crispy Star” place where my colleague “El Gordo” serves. Goddess! Read well so that there are no misunderstandings or mistakes. The “Crispy Ship” must have a triple portion of pork, tenderloin, well-fried crispy chicken, plenty of reddish chorizo and triple portion of shredded meat with plenty of minced meat. That they also throw me at least two jars of zebu cheese, with large, creamy slices. That they put enough sticks of smoked ham and thick yellow cheese and two cartons of parboiled eggs; that they throw in plenty of french fries. From vegetables that include tomato, onion, carrot and shredded cabbage. Brother! That, please, they also throw in all the pots of sauce, had and to be, but of mustard that they only put a line on it, remember that the mustard gives me the electric fan direct. Goddess! that the bread on the “Crispy Ship” is gluten-free because now that I'm going to work with María Conira again I have to look white and presentable, don't forget that those pussies are racist and exclusive. Goddess! To have them serve the respective Big Cola of 3 and a half liters served in a glass full of ice. For dessert, so as not to be so fluffy or abusive, a repowered three-milk cake with three ice cream balls on top, plenty of condensed milk and three long lollipop sticks. Cousin! Just in case there are still doubts about my love and gratitude for you, I'm going to order a “Mixed Patacón” of meat and chicken, with ripe plantains and a service of tequeños, of which 12 pieces are available.

Take care of me Malay! Change and out!

PS: send me the blessing, it's not easy for me to return to Bejucal with so many demons and the greater demon.

Mazo News Team