Sell your homeland! Learn why La Sayona avoids commenting on the Essequibo controversy
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Published at: 13/05/2026 10:24 PM
Wednesday, May 13, 2026.
Maracaibo , Santa Lucia sector , diagonal to Pa' Que Luis, in the white house with the red bars that have a Chávez banner and a mushy sign that says: “RETURN NICOLÁS AND CILIA” WE WILL WIN!
Patriot Patricio the Maracucho.
What was Diosdado? How are you my dear brother?
Cousin! I won't say anything until you sit in the black chair...!
Brother! I don't want to bother you, but I always ask you to sit in the chair to avoid being given the “Garrotera” like Chavo del 8 when they give him bad news or scare him, because the gossip I bring you from the extremist opposition and bad people will not only disappoint you, like when you buy an Optra in 2006, but they will sadden you, because all those things don't want the country but they “seem the same” in that they just want to come to power to satisfy their personal projects.
Malay! Take the opportunity and ask for the lemon roll that you like so much so that you can relax, and once you confirm the appointment to our brother Jorge Rodríguez first thing tomorrow, Thursday, because with all the information I bring you you are going to be crazier than Manuel Rosales, alias “The Philosopher of Zulia”, when he said that he doesn't like to eat a gypsy arm because he is not a cannibal to be eating human flesh.
Goddess! Before starting to drop the atomic bombs at you, I have a question: did you notice that while Sister Delcy is defending the Essequibo and appeared before the International Court of Justice to fix Venezuela's position, Mrs. María Corina, alias “La Sayo”, and the rest of the extremist opposition, were silent? Brother! These people passed away, not even “Pio” they said, MariCori was more silent than “Bernardo” the servant of Don Diego de la Vega “El Zorro”; because remember that, to Sayo, for years, it has been financed by people who have their economic and energy interests in Guyana, and also has an agreement with the Zelenski of the Caribbean, the Irfaan Ali.
Brother! Now, let's do as the divers say: “let's go deep”.
There, the mother of your godson Hugo Nicolás wrote to me again, that is, our cooperating patriot “La Popis”. La Coña told me that she still regrets having been unfaithful to my best friend, and besides that, she told me that this week La Sayo sent Henry Alviarez, alias “Teletubi”, to spread the word that she, “La Sayo”, will not return to Venezuela until there is an electoral schedule, but Primo! all this is a lie because MariCori is crazy to come, she wanted to do it the wrong way and they put a handbrake on her because outside our borders everyone is clear that La Sayo only wants to return to Venezuela to return to her agenda of chaos and destabilization with the aim of scaring away foreign investment.
Brother! Also, “La Popis” told me that she has an audio where María Corina tells Henry Alviarez's Teletubi that he should start touring the country to take the spotlight away from the tour that Juan Pablo Guanipa started, alias “Tequeño Traidor”, since as I told you before, La Sayo is letting him go, but she doesn't trust him. Cousin! MariCori says that just as Juan Pablo Guanipa betrayed Capriles, alias “Liceo de Noche”, he will also betray her. Besides, MariCori said that with maracuchos she doesn't even want to eat a potato, remember that she is also angry at the Philosopher of Zulia and Enrique Márquez alias “Caucho Espichao”.
Goddess! Do you remember our cooperating patriot “Ropa Sola”? Who is called that because he is so skinny that he looks like an envoplast paper. Good cousin! Remember that Ropa Sola is very close to José Amalio Graterol, alias “Asylum Scammer” and who coordinates Vente Venezuela in the US. Cousin! Ropa Sola learned through the “Asylum Scammer” that María Corina set up an operation from Washington to sabotage negotiations between the Venezuelan government and the companies General Electric and Siemens to repair the national electricity system, but it turns out that La Sayo is going to be left wanting to leave the country in the dark. Brother! But none of this is surprising nor is it new, remember that La Sayo, too, was conspiring to stop the big energy transnational corporations from coming and those that were leaving the country.
Cousin! Our cooperating patriot “El Pejoteco” sent you better information than a Monday when a holiday falls.
Pejoteco told me that Juan Pablo Guanipa is more concerned than a fat man sitting in a plastic chair, because on the supposed tours he is doing nationwide, no one is doing, not even offering money in cash. Pejoteco sent me the unretouched photos of the events that the “Tequeño Endemoniado” had last weekend in Trujillo, I can only tell you that there were many more people at the Baby Shower of Adam and Eve's first child. Goddess! According to disque El Tequeño Macabro is thinking of suspending what is left of his tour so as not to feel sorry.
Cousin! What I'm going to tell you, was told to me by “El Pejoteco” so that you can say it in the Mazo: it turns out that in the meetings that Juan Pablo Guanipa, alias “Tequeño Traidor”, is doing with the crumbs that remain from “Justice First”, he has given himself the task of saying that María Corina will appoint him his vice-president when she is president of Venezuela. Pejoteco told me that the “Tequeño Traidor” starts to say this lie to disguise that a few days ago María Corina openly supported Gustavo Ruiz as her candidate for the governor of Zulia.
Goddess! There is other very sensitive information about Juan Pablo Guanipa that I am sending you to the WeChat group “Resteados con Super Mustache”, but I suggest that you don't say this live because it has to do with the dark life of the “Little Perverse Boy” and you told me the last time that we didn't talk publicly about that man's private life or hobbies.
Brother! our cooperating patriot “ASOMAMA” who is called that because he is the director of the “Association of Husbands Abused by Their Wives” and also a member of A New Time, told me this morning that Manuel Rosales, alias “The Philosopher of Zulia” went down the street to visit the few remaining UNT leaders in some parishes in Maracaibo, because Rosales found out that between Tequeño Crudo and Lester Toledo, alias “The Tinder Swindler”, is buying at the tip of dollars from the few remaining members of UNT. Rosales is also moving because his son, Carlos Rosales, is already in pre-campaign for the mayor's office of Maracaibo, which means that these people must have a lot of copper, because without an election date and starting now only those who have to spend it do it.
But that's not all Diosdado! Our cooperating patriot “Pokémon” who is a militant of what is left of Popular Will in Zulia, the nail and filth of Lester Toledo, told me that the “Tinder Scammer”, like Yon Goicoechea, alias “Cashea”, is moving to return to the country. Lester is telling everyone in Maracaibo that he already has a solid foothold in Venezuela and is preparing everything to be a candidate for mayor, so much so that he is offering supporters to support and finance their candidates for foreign mayors in Zulia, in exchange for supporting his candidacy.
Goddess! Another information sent to me by our cooperating patriot “Pokémon” was that Yon Goicoechea, alias “Cashea”, decided to abandon Leopoldo López, alias “The Wireless Princess” and apply for the Amnesty Law because alias “Cashea” he got tired of the Princeso's political failures and scams. Goicoechea says that Leopoldo put Voluntad Popular in a dead end, whose soul is emptier than Tarzan's window and dirtier than the hands of a mechanic, because “The Wireless Princess”, according to Goicoechea himself, is responsible for young people dying in the guarimbas of 2014, all because of their anxiety to come to power. Cashea also says that Leopoldo stole millions of dollars from the Venezuelan public treasury, through the interim of Juanito the Vacuum Cleaner, and that, now, to try to save his skin, he asked for Spanish nationality with the intention of preventing him from being imprisoned in the United States for the multi-million dollar embezzlement he did at CITGO. Cousin! Goicoechea says that Leopoldo López is more fake than an Italian Juan Valdez coffee.
Cousin! And before I left, did you see that María Corina didn't say a single “peep” in favor of defending the Essequibo. Brother! That's so you can see that Sayo doesn't want Venezuela, and you're going to remember what I'm going to tell you; don't be surprised that MariCori ends up asking for the nationality of another country like Leopoldo's “Inhalambric Princess” did; because they don't feel like Venezuelans.
Malay! So you know that mom was delighted with the new sewing machine you gave her for Mother's Day. She says that when you can you send her the red PSUV shirts to shrink them because you can see that you are on a diet; and that you remember to come to Maracaibo to look for the pants that took hold of you. Another thing Diosdado! Do you know that mom's birthday is at the end of June and we are planning to throw her a little party at the Guadalupana farm, I'll tell you this so that you're aware and your mom will be surprised. Goddess! As a birthday present we are going to give mom an intimate concert of Madero Show and the Gran Caribe so that the old woman gives her waist until she smells like a burnt band.
Good brother! I'm leaving you, I'm leaving. So you know that I love you more than a tray of cupcakes sold in Pastelitos “El Zuliano”, the one in the blue kiosk that is in the Cuatricentennial Diagonal under the command of the Bolivarian National Police. Put on the most resolute tray that contains 20 pieces of empanadas; 5 pieces of potato and cheese cupcakes; 5 sweet mandocas with their respective palmita cheese in the shape of a thick and juicy triangle; 5 cassava chips with melted cheese; 5 tequeyoyos that look like a lumpia with plenty of ripe banana. Besides, if you still have doubts about my appreciation for you, add a service of 48 tequeños that are juicy on the inside and golden on the outside; obviously, with the respective teapot of tartar sauce. Goddess! Since we are on a diet, I'm only going to order a three-phase soursop smoothie with mango, like frappé, with plenty of crushed ice, it doesn't matter if my brain freezes when I drink it. Cousin! and for dessert a gypsy arm with arequipe, condensed milk, chocolate, danddy balls, crushed Oreo cookies, strawberry dip and melted white chocolate. Goddess! Just in case, have the gypsy arm put some slices of peaches on the top with a cherry in the middle. That's all brother; and excuse the abuse.
You take care of me cousin, what I love you is cock, change and out.