Desperate! Find out about Marco Rubio's plans to revive fake news from the non-existent “Cartel of the Suns”

Published at: 10/09/2025 08:55 PM

September 10, 2025

From the Revolutionary Resistance Training Camps

PATRIOTA DEL VALLE ARRIBA COUNTRY CLUB

Hello Gordooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! How are you, my chubby Politzia? I'm here as an active defense type and I came to revolutionary resistance training because if Cori thinks we're going to give the gringos our golf club; the peace we've achieved; our super chic and super cool life in the valleys of Caracas, to look like they left Iraq and Afghanistan, that's NOT my joke! We are NOT going to allow that! That's why I bought some Louis Vuitton campaign boots, armed my backpack with my caviar latica, my bottle of champagne and my Dubai chocolate, but first I went through the room, stared into the mirror and said to myself: “myself! , it's time to defend the homeland!”

MY BEAUTIFUL LITTLE SKY WITH A FRIED EGG ON HORSEBACK, my hiding place is over! , because maybe Cori decided to move and wants to reappear, on Wechat I'll tell you where she wants to keep her, so I took the opportunity to leave her alone, especially with that show that she now has set up that you want to hurt her, but please ooooooooooorrrr! Cori exaggerates everything. Look at my anise candy, I spoke to her and said: “Cori, the God of God just said that if they squeeze us, he squeezes you! Don't be a gaffe, don't be ungrateful, how long have you been without a real man squeezing you?” , obviously! Cori stared at the ceiling in silence. Aha! But don't think I'm going to let you go of that Goddamn Joséeeeeee! , if you're going to squeeze Cori other than around the waist, because I would die of jealousy and heartbreak.

MY LITTLE DOUBLE CHEESE. I'll tell you that Cori is getting crazier every day, damn it! who lost the sanity that “hair” has (hahahaha). She asked all her friends to start posting on social networks as crazy and hysterical, to alert the world that, according to Cori, you want to pass it on to the other world, but baby! this is nothing more than a new production by Cori because she herself confessed to me that she needed this show urgently, since neither her friends the Miami Boys, nor the Crazy Cuban, were paying attention to her and with this she managed to get them to at least come to her defense.

MY PARCHITA BOOB WITH MILK. You're clear that this isn't Cori acting alone, obviously nooooo! We're talking about the usual suspects: NGOs that still receive money under the table; influencers who make a living from foreign funding; and even a couple of digital marketing companies that are billing and collecting money from American taxpayers and that the State Department is taking away from Cori. God! , parenthesis, how is it that in the United States, with many social problems, they allow the lousy Christopher Landau to approve so many resources to Cori, not only to impose his “digital black market” and inflate narratives, but to create anti-democratic practices, such as annihilating Henrique Capriles, Rosales, and any opponent or Chavista who does not support it in Social Media. Honestly, that double standard of my friends Los Gringos is unbearable.

Look at my little panda bear! , all this is a scene staged to say that Réeeeegimeeeen wants to kill Cori! and that's why she must remain underground. The truth is that just like Crazy Leo, Cori wants to sell herself as the next Freedom Martyr, the good thing is that no one here is a fool and this is a simple reality show where Cori is the protagonist, director and executive producer, with a script so bad that even Venevisión, who is always conspiring, would they approve it please!

MY TAMARIND CANDY THAT COMES WITH PEPPER, SUGAR AND WRAPPED IN CELLOPHANE PAPER! I've been telling you and you don't listen to me, while all this disaster is happening, Little Marco continues with his “Latin Threats 2025” Tour talking to every country he can get on the map, he's injecting an overdose of pressure to get support for his plan to end Venezuela and set fire to the region, but apparently, not everyone gives in to the madness of a personal plan.

Look at my chiki-baby! In the case of the few countries in the region that have agreed to ally themselves with Little Marco to try to recolonize Latin America, my friend Tussi Rossa, who walks with Marquito up and down, tells me that, before moving forward in any conversation, the first thing Little Marco does is remind his puppets how much money they have received from the United States through different agencies, such as the extinct USAID, what an eye! He hasn't died yet, he is in a secondary invocation process through “the Ouija board”, that is, in the eyes of the world, USAID died, but through the State Department it continues to operate with a similar mechanism to provide certain resources, to certain people, depending on whether they achieve the objectives of the “Rubio 2028” Agenda, then don't say I didn't tell you!

MY BIP BIP POWDER CANDY. Little Marco also told Tussi Rossa that he is very frustrated because he has failed to obtain a single piece of evidence to justify the attack on a fishing boat that was destroyed in waters adjacent to Venezuela. God! the invention of saying that it was a ship and some very heavy traffickers of the Aragua Train, who, according to the DEA's own 2025 report, the Aragua Train is a local microtrafficking gang, not a cartel, ALL of this is getting out of control and it's going wrong, so bad that the last thing Cori, allied to a Fox News journalist, was to put a clown that analyst to say that Hezbollah lives by laundering the money of the Aragua Train.

MY LECHOZA PRESERVES FROM LOS PUESTICOS DEL FURRIAL. Nor do they understand each other. One day they say they attacked the Aragua Train and another day they say they attacked the Los Soles Cartel. My friends the gringos are still entangled with the scope and true interests of the Aragua Train, but God! we're going to help them, we're going to give you a clue! If my friends the gringos want proof that they protect Cori and in turn Cori is a person who operates with the Aragua Train, with the Tren del Llano, and with other criminals, then you just have to tell your friend the handsome, the handsome, the cute, the sexy eyes of the minister to release the testimony of “alias the cat”, to see if so Little Marco, Christopher Landau, have at least the decency to investigate who is the leader of the Narcogangs.

Definitely! my Winney Pooh Bear! The story of showing Venezuela as a terrorist narco-state is not going to work out well for them, that's like my eyelash extensions, as much as I want to say they are natural, you can always tell that they are false. God! The international community knows that Venezuela is far from being a narco-state and when they believed that the show of the famous boat would jeopardize our country and Nico Maduro, what they succeeded in raising alarm bells in the world of international law, human rights and in thinking people who know, at first glance, that everything has been a poorly staged show.

MY ROOM OF CHICHA EL CHICHERO. Seeing that the boat show is not taking off, and that the main intelligence agencies are questioning whether Trump acted in accordance with the law; whether or not this costly deployment in the Caribbean Sea is justified when 87% of the drugs are moving through the Pacific; seeing that everything in this story is questionable and very little is credible, Cori's digital assassins immediately went out to publish names and photos of the alleged crew members of the club, as if to support the murder committed by my Amiguis los gringos, but it was worse. It turns out my sweet cotutita! , that, there are not eleven, there are ten crew members and your friend the minister's precious one has everything on his desk. Oh God! The truth is coming to them like a boomerang, there will be signs please oooooorrrrr!

MY LITTLE AFRICA PEACH TOY! Cori is very worried because she doesn't know where Mr. Velasco, who had a mission to get her out of Venezuela these days, hid. It turns out that Cori reactivated her plan to self-exile and appear in Washington or in some other capital of the world to say that she will return to Venezuela accompanied by the international occupying force to liberate Venezuela, and that she will do like Romulo Betancourt, who will seek to organize resistance from exile, osseaaaaaaaaaa! My loquis, it's very loquis! ... But I drink! I'm telling you, what Cori wants is to leave the wicks, that is, the fighter and he doesn't know how to do it, damn it!

MY CHOCOLATE PRESTIGE! The story with Mr. Velasco doesn't end here. Turns out my chubby politzzzziaaa! that this man had the mission of keeping 20 people who served as gariteros in Cori and were going to act as mercenaries for hire to assassinate several opposition leaders in Venezuela and blame the government. But God! that's not all, Listen To Me! That this is very serious, this man, Julio Velasco, wanted to assassinate you, my sweetie! , no! No! You don't know what I felt when I found out about that, God! , I'll die if something happens to you, I would never forgive María Corina Machado Parisca if she hurt you.

MY ELEVEN-ELEVEN LITTLE CAKE! I tell you that this man from Velasco is a person in whom Magalli trusts a lot, not only in him, but also in his son, who from abroad preferred to sell his father in order to keep the money that Cori had given them, and then he goes out on social networks giving himself chest blows, saying that he is very worried. I understand that this child pretends to be worried about his father, but isn't he worried about the people or the families that would be affected by the terrorist acts his father wants to execute?

MY POLLY RICE CREAMETTE WITH CINNAMON AND CAMBUR! Let Cori be left alone! because I am not willing to accompany her in her madness of activating mercenary cells to call the street and look for some dead people just to do the penance they put on her in the State Department.

God! parenthesis, speaking of insanity. Cori is a potential liar, but she borders on the levels of impudence, it turns out that since she can't find anything to talk about on social networks, because if you look at her she hasn't written anything about the supposed anti-drug fight in the Caribbean, nor has she mentioned the case of the fishermen who pulverized my friends the gringos, because Cori is afraid of being ridiculed as always, so the very loquis decided to post a mounted photo showing her supposed bed, Diosdado Joséeeeeeee! That's a lie about Cori, I'm going to give you the real picture of how Cori has her bed. (Photo)

MY BAG OF RACQUETS. Continuing in the world of lies and madness of my best friends, I tell you that Cori knows that her dream of governing Venezuela is becoming more distant, if not impossible, every day. That is why she is focused on working on her plan to be “Liberator of America”, as well as Crazy Leo who created a foundation to launder the money earned from CITGO and cryptocurrencies with the façade that he defends democracy in the world and is a world savior, just as he wants to do Cori, that's why Cori is getting his hands on the elections in Bolivia, Colombia, and is selling the idea that she knows how to win elections. God! Cori told the crazy Cubans and the few remaining international allies that she was going to destroy the Latin American alliance that Chávez had built in the region, as your friend the minister's “beautiful beauty” says: “wishes don't get pregnant”.

MY GRANDMOTHER USED TO SAY MY FRIED PORCHINITO WITH AVOCADO: “desperation is a very bad advisor”. Cori and Magalli are desperate, so they no longer know what to do to gain more support, so now they live threatening, pressuring, using digital assassination against governments, against the OAS and other organizations that don't play on their board, God! What a horror ooorrrr! These attitudes are not those of the people who study and were trained at the Mereci Academy, that attitude is more similar to people who practice pimping, to drug traffickers, to terrorists, they seem like their own neighborhood scourges, they are really terrible when they get together.

MY COTOPERI BAG. The fight over the empty bottle is not normal. The usual opponents, especially those who are in a condition of self-exile, are in an uproar. Every day they send a document to my friends the gringos or they try to convince Cori that when they enter the gringos they must form a broad-based government, including the so-called critical chavistas. The truth is that you can't stop people from believing their own lies and since they really believe that Nico Maduro is fallen and that they are the ones predestined to govern, so they are killing themselves because of the positions, because of the responsibilities, of a fictitious government.

MY STRAWBERRY KEG we are witnessing “the stupid people's fair”, as I told you, we will never be able to stop more than one gaffe from creating Cori's stories. That's why I called Tío Inmundo to see what the story was like that he's supposedly meeting with people close to the government to talk about a supposed transition. The truth is that my filthy uncle is meeting with the dog and even the cat, because he knows that Cori, in a supposedly denied touch to power, does not guarantee him any position, that is, man, it is clear that if it is for Cori, he will never be the protagonist of anything. Uncle confessed to me that he is setting up meetings behind Cori's back for him to set up his own transition, according to him he has several things tied up to govern and I wonder what are these people consuming?

Diosdado José LISTEN TO ME! , this is the moment where I become toxic:

More Fake News is coming. It turns out that the FBI and the DEA, by order of Little Marco, are negotiating with a cartel to release a shipment with stamps that supposedly identify the Los Soles Cartel; they are also mounting a series of manipulated “statements” about alleged connections with Nico Maduro and Mexican cartels.

Since they have failed to move the world by saying that Venezuela is a narco-state; that Hezbollah operates in Venezuela; that Venezuela has Iranian drones to bomb the United States; since all that goes up in smoke because they have no real proof, now they come up with the show that there are active ETA cells in Venezuela, Mira Diosdi! The closest thing I have to ETA is Magalli Meda, but we're not ready for this conversation yet, I'll leave it to you there.

The reality is that Cori wants to do a lot of things, but she has no people or credibility. That is why she is coordinating with Iván Simonovis and Erik Prince the possibility that she will get the money so that they are the ones who come to carry out some action, for which Simonovis has proposed plans to extract some paintings or relatives of Chavism; threats to the military for a bankruptcy; and return to the topic of explosions.

MY MAZAMORRA CASSEROLE An FBI source told my friends LA TATIS, the hairdresser who dates an opposition goat, that Rubio is preparing to lie and justify a naval blockade, he is also trying to promote more sanctions, as I told you last week they seek to sink the economy knowing that the international community does not accompany them in their plans of aggression. Rubio's “transition” plan, according to LA TATIS, does not include Cori, on the contrary, Rubio is thinking of some businessmen who represent the oil world, you can imagine that if Cori finds out about it, he's going to die without you squeezing it.

I write to you and I feel like in the movie “The Lady and the Wanderer”, I'm a princess and you're a Cacri.

Miss me, remember that you are my baby Fiufiu.