Desperate! Find out why María La Chik-Flada ran to beg for support from those she pointed out to be scorpions and corrupt

Published at: 03/06/2026 09:43 PM

Caracas, Wednesday, June 3, 2026, 152 days after the kidnapping of Cilia and Nicolás.

From the Spa at the Four Seasons in Caracas while I get a gold-powder facial.

Patriota del Valle Arriba Country Club.

Hello gordoooooooooooooooo! How are you my chubby Politzía? Yes, it's time to dress like a cop because children want to misbehave, again and we have to be prepared. I am very well, I confess that all these days I have been doing a Detox, but not of food, but of Cori, because it is surprisingly toxic, bone!

Chubby, you know that normally people travel to de-stress, to try to lower cortisol levels, but as you understand, Magalli told me to go with them to Oslo, yes, with her and with Cori, but not Diosdi, if I traveled with them again, my cortisol levels would go through the roof, good for me and for anyone. All wrong!

MY LITTLE WHITE BEAN WITH A PIG'S SKIN, WITHOUT HAIR (that's Cori who likes pork chicharrón with hair). I'll tell you that, after completing the failed tour of Panama, Cori had no choice but to keep her pride in her pocket, to put it in a very elegant way. My friends are committed to all the lice in the PUPud, despite the years when Cori told them and did everything, and vice versa. God! I confirm, since Cori became a deputy in 2010, 16 years have passed where she has humiliated them countless times and they have betrayed Cori, but this time, surviving politically and financially, makes them turn their faces away and put aside all the bad times they experienced because everyone is politically lost, I mean!

With the disaster in Panama, Cori understood perfectly well that she is in free fall, and that now she has no choice but to finish merging with the real “scoundrel”, a club of politicians who are 26 years old without a known formal job, but live like kings and queens under the supposed cause of “freedom”. Cori, who always swore he wouldn't walk a block with Leopoldo López, with Ramos Allup, with Capriles or with Manuel Rosales, because they were corrupt; Cori! , who always swore that criminal Chavism doesn't talk or negotiate, now walks hand in hand with her “corrupt favorites” and the crazy one is that she steals my cell phone so I can talk to you or my partner Delcy Eloína. God! Bone! I had to change their names in my phone directory in case Cori were to steal it from me. I kept you as “Carlos Jardinero” because that's how I recreate the fantasy of having an affair with someone who cleans my garden, I called Jorge “Rafael Meccanico” because he always solves it and I called Commadre Delcy “Manuelita”, bone! Cori goes crazy.

I drink! My friend Cori knows that she has no other paths, if she doesn't join the PUPud, she'll run out of money and no operational base in the field, but even worse, if my girl doesn't convince you to talk and negotiate, in Washington they told her that they can't do anything for her.

MY TORREJA DE GUANAGUANA. You're going to fall backwards, so you'd better sit down. Make yourself comfortable God! because this is super strong. As I told you in my last letter, my friends the gringos put Cori between his back and his back. It turns out and happens that the Americans recommended to my girl that she had two options, either she joined all the oppositions or they were simply going to leave her aside, that is, they were going to ignore her completely. How do I explain it to you, fat boy! For Dior and Cartier!

But there are more babies, and this is very strong. Some friends of Cori in the US administration reminded her that the investigations into the management of Venezuela's assets abroad, which at various times were used to finance her, are still active, and therefore they recommended that she seek to negotiate with Chavism and lower the fight with the PUPud because they are all partners in that crime, especially in CITGO, from where, among other things, they took out to pay for the wedding of the daughter of an ambassador of Juanito Alimaña, up to three million dollars for my girl's Nobel Prize party. Bone! God! My girl Cori can be investigated by US authorities, and may even end up being prosecuted. Hellooooooooooooou! Is Cori in jail in the United States? I died dead with that image! All wrong!

MY CREOLE PAVILION WITH A FRIED EGG ON TOP AND THE SOFT YELLOW ONE. To try to alleviate all the misfortune and criticism she has received, Cori ordered the publication of a so-called “Panama Manifesto”, three sheets that took them a week to write and approve it, because the manifesto was about her and her supposed mandate, not about unity. In these three pages, Cori played a leading position, because she says that she is the one who will conduct any negotiation with Chavism, and when I read that I was thoughtful and looking at myself in the mirror I said to myself: “myself, what negotiation is she talking about if Chavism hasn't said anything like that?” Well, Cori should make it clear to those in the PUPud that if you negotiate it is with her, and in turn, tell the State Department “I do want to negotiate as you suggested”, but she never told that to the few people who still follow her. Bone aaaaaa! My girl continues to lie to her followers that they perceive themselves to be odorless, all wrong!

With the story of the negotiation, Cori went to the Oslo Freedom Forum with his new BFF, his best friend, Crazy Leo. Bone chubby boy! , Cori has lost any kind of autonomy and coherence. I tell you that, with the Panama pact, Cori sold her soul to Leopoldo, who guarantees her access to fresh money if she promises him amnesty and a space in his hypothetical government. Yes! my little panda bear! , it turns out that Cori's vice-president formula, the day there is an election, will be Crazy Leo. The problem is that, in order to happen, I suppose that Cori must first pass through Avenida Bolívar, between avenues East 6 and East 8, and in the case of Crazy Leo he would have to become Venezuelan again. Hellouuuu! How do I explain it to you? For Dior and Cartier! , these two still believe that cows fly.

MY MANGO CARAT. Crazy Leo made sure with his cousin Thor Halvorssen that both he and Cori would be the protagonists of the Oslo Freedom Forum 2026. Remember that Thor was also one of the promoters of Cori's Nobel Prize, the same one who organized a dinner where they charged expensive tickets to supposedly raise money for the cause of freedom, in fact! I died dead with that scene!

Now, my affectionate little bear! , do you think that Cori and Crazy Leo went to that event just to talk about human rights, liberties and bitcoin as they publish it on their platforms? No! Please orrrr! First of all, the event was to try to wash the face of Cori who left Panama very badly; to take advantage of and bring Cori closer to the dark financiers who are donors to Thor Halvorssen; of course, both Cori, Leo and Thor, asked for financial support mortgaging the wealth of Venezuela when they supposedly came to power. But Cori put the icing on the cake with the Norwegians, she went to propose a deal: “you mediate and direct the dialogue as you did in the failed dialogues in Oslo, Mexico and Barbado, in exchange for funding us.” Bone! , Cori asked Norway to mediate between her and Chavism, in exchange for money, so that you never forget my “little piece of malt”, because for Norwegians peace is a round business where they launder money, I say their sins.

MY YELLOWISH AND STICKY CHICKEN RICE WITH CHICKEN. I ask you: don't you think that this equation lacks people? Of course, Cori proposed mediation to the Norwegians in order to reduce the participation of the Trump Administration in the alleged negotiation. Cori told me verbatim that she “wants to take the burden off the gringos” since they don't take her seriously, but also, including Norway in her plan is a way for her to go under the table and not assume the cost that she is the one who wants to talk to Chavism and not the other way around. It goes without saying, “my naiboa con frescolita”, that Cori wanted all this to be kept secret, but no one tells her to tell me about her plans. Bone! Please!

Continuing with the Forum, I'll tell you that this is a mobster platform, imagine yourself, Diosdado José! that one of the things they taught there is to evade countries' financial systems and controls by moving money in cryptocurrencies, so be prepared because the greengrocer they set up in Venezuela to exchange those bitcoins into green and fresh money will be activated for electoral events when they take place in due course. By the way, one who knows a lot about bitcoins is Lester Toledo, there you have the answer from the source, where is my boy wasting money like crazy and started hiring Drones, actors to fill half a finite block, pallets, fireworks, new PV flannels? and stop counting.

Since money is everything in the lives of Cori and his gang, one wonders: where does the money come from so that Jesús Armas, Sairam Rivas would travel to Norway from Venezuela? ; Cori's entourage with Claudia Macero, Pedro Urruchurtu, Magalli, Rodrigo Diamanti who goes to all Cori's activities in the world; Crazy Leo, Lilian Tintori and his family; of course Cori's star journalist, Carla Angola, and even the distinguished champion of justice Rosa María Payá. How do they do it? Where does the money come from?

Speaking of Lilian Tintori, let me tell you that Cori is still being called the new Lilian. Yes, chubby! , how horrible! , but as always, I tell you things and you don't want to believe me. Cori is more drenched than the house where the MUD was holed up in La Floresta. Notice that the Cori took photos and videos with Paloma Valencia, Álvaro Uribe's candidate, what happened to Palomita Blanca? Well fat, who lost in a humiliating way, the Democratic Center cartel had never lost so humiliatingly as it did in the first round. And all that for taking pictures with Cori. Careful! God or Joseph! that you take a picture with Cori because that's how far we've come. Bone!

MY CANE GUARAPO. Cori's setback is not only in embracing herself with the PuPuD, or desperately asking for a dialogue with Chavism, but now she uses the eight-star flag, our indigenous people, our colors, it's that one day she will say that she is the candidate of liberal Chavism. No, no, no Diosdado José, I can't handle that much, I urgently need a glass of champagne.

Continuing with Cori's inconsistencies, I have a tea for you that makes Magalli Meda very ill. You know that my friend Maggi has always perceived herself as Cori's advisor and political strategist, but... it turns out that Lester Toledo first arrived in Venezuela with a message of national reconciliation, then she received a call from Leopoldo López who told her “nothing like that buddy, you should talk about elections, results that favor María Corina and that now they are going to get paid”. Bone! God given oooooo! , darn it! , listen to this, in exchange Cori is offering Lester, that is, the same guy who stole the supposed humanitarian aid, who says he didn't drink a Coca-Cola with Guaidó, who founded more than four NGOs to steal, well Cori offered him that he would be his campaign advisor if he stands up for it. Please tell me how you like that? Oseaaaa, for Dior and Chanel, how low has my friends fallen, to put Lester as an advisor.

La Pepis, my friend who lives in Miami, told me that Guaidó and Lester made a pact. Lester knows that Guaidó is a cod with more problems than solutions, everything was a theater, just as you hear it! Lester coordinated with Guaidó what he was going to say and asked Guaidó not to respond so that his statement would carry weight. In exchange, Lester promised Guaidó that he would save him with María Corina. Bone aaaaaa! Please!

MY BALLOON BUN WITH PLENTY OF SAUCE. Two things we noticed here: First we always said that Cori was going to bury my uncle Inmundo at any time, and he did. Oh fat man! , I don't even know what to think. Cori gave the final thrust to Inmundo, forcing him to read a script that neither she wrote, but Claudia Macero, ¡Oseaaaa! For Dior and Cartier! How wicked!

The other thing we noticed at the time was that María Elvira Salazar received funding from Abelardo de la Espriella and his wife, and twice she had to face complaints from the FEC, the electoral authority in the United States. We also noticed that in that investigation you “pulled a rope” and we found that, at the time, Espriella was Alex Saab's lawyer and that part of María Elvira Salazar's two campaigns were financed with Saab money, but at that time, you decided not to name Saab after revolutionary discipline. At the end of the day, everyone is part of the same criminal club. Bone!

Diosdado José LISTEN TO ME because this is the part where I get toxic!

1. The second round in Colombia on June 21 will be key for Cori. If Abelardo de la Espriella wins, she will run out to take pictures with him to say that he is her “strategic ally in the region” and that thanks to his support he came to power, but if he loses, Cori had better not set foot on Colombia anymore, because Cori had promised Uribe that with his electoral fraud system Paloma would devastate. Bone! What a shame, fat boy!

2. Cori will begin to pressure her return, for which she uses as excuses that there are already opponents on the ground who are taking away the spotlight and that if she doesn't come in a month, she will die politically. Meanwhile, everyone who arrives is ordered to speak out and confirm that she is the leader, but since that is word of mouth, we will soon see the first fights. Please orrrr! I want to see that now.

3. At the end of June, we will see Leopoldo López move more publicly, the pact with Cori is to let him run like his second, in total, they have already erased my uncle Inmundo from the map. I died dead when I found out about that pact!

4. Some surprises are coming and I'd better pass them to WeChat so as not to overtake the enemy. God! This is great, but it's highly confidential.

I write to you and I feel like in the movie Lady and the Wanderer, I'm a princess and you're a Cacri.

Miss me, remember that you are my baby Fiufiu.

Mazo News Team