Dismissals and destruction of the FANB! Learn why La Sayo is the copy of the Argentinian fascist Milei
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Published at: 03/07/2024 09:42 PM
Wednesday, July 03, 2024.
Maracaibo, Santa Lucia sector, diagonal to Pa' Que Luis, in the house with Chávez's face painted on the PSUV card and the Maduro poster.
What was Diosdado? How are you my dear brother? Cousin like dermatologists: “straight to the point”, because there's a lot of glitch. Put your seatbelt on and imagine that we're in the movie Fast and Furious, but we're going to put nitro in my Farline 500.
Brother, after touring with María Corina, alias “La Sayo”, through Mérida and San Cristóbal, she gave me permission to come to Maracaibo for a few days to rest, because of so many travelers my few buttocks are disappearing, but La Sayo made it a condition that this Thursday I be back in Caracas to accompany her at the start of the campaign.
Diosdado, this information that I'm going to give you can't tell anyone because it's more delicate than a sump with foam.
Brother, you know that La Sayo sent me to download a messaging application that is similar to WhatsApp, but it's called Signal and she put me in a group where she is, Magalí Meda, alias “La Commadre”, Pedro Urruchurtutututu, Corina Yoris, alias “La Uruguaya” and Teresa Albanes. In that group, La Sayo reported that in the scenario that Edmundo González, alias “Chespirito”, wins the Presidency, she saw it necessary to dismiss 2.5 million public employees in the first year of the Inmundo government, that in that we should follow Milei's path because public employees are a burden for the State.
Diosdado, after that barbarism, came another worse one. La Sayo said that she will personally head the “Presidential Commission for the Reform of the FANB”, with the objective of carrying out a deep cleansing of the Armed Forces. She said that this plan contemplates, among other things, the progressive dismissal of some 80,000 active military officials and prosecuting the senior military officers who self-defined the FANB as Chavista, she also said that she would eliminate the Bolivarian National Militia. She also said that she was going to be in charge of the head of Padrino López, Remigio Ceballos, El negro Chourio, González López and other senior officials loyal to Super Mustache. Brother, what I'm telling you, nobody told me, I read it in the group and I managed to capture the conversation because La Sayo has a timer for the messages so that they are deleted after five minutes, now I'll pass you the screenshots so you can see that this is not my lie.
Diosdado, the other information I have for you is that Inmundo González is physically damaged after the tour of the Bolivar state. Chespirito told María Corina that her back pain returned and she continues to have bladder pain every time she urinates. Inmundo confessed to La Sayo that he is not sure if he can be on all the tours during the official campaign, but María Corina insisted. Diosdado, La Sayo said in the Signal group that, if it was necessary to take Inmundo riding a wheelchair, she would do it, because Inmundo is still stuck in the polls and no one knows him. Brother here between you and me, I feel very sorry for that man because La Sayo doesn't care about anything in order to fulfill her personal schedule, even Magalí herself, who is not a saint of my devotion, suggested to La Sayo not to abuse Inmundo's health but María Corina left her in sight in the group and the rest of us feigned insanity.
Diosdado aside from all this, I have another bombshell for you. There is an internal debate in the Unitary Platform because on the tour that La Sayo wants to do through 7 states of the country during the official campaign, she does not want to invite the governors Sergio Garrido or Manuel Rosales when the events are Barinas and Zulia, but most of the Platform's parties support the idea that they should be invited to go on stage with Inmundo and La Sayo to sell “unity” but María Corina insists on the idea of not inviting them since they proved to be traitors, mainly the Philosopher of Zulia, cousin, La Sayo is angrier at Manuel Rosales than Doña Florinda at Don Ramón. For his part, Ramón Guillermo Aveledo, alias “Mango Aguado”, is pressuring Inmundo González to make his own decisions, to impose himself on María Corina and for Inmundo himself to invite Garrido and Rosales, but Chespirito told him that he doesn't control anything about the campaign.
By the way, Diosdado, speaking of Ramón Guillermo Aveledo, I got you the first list of the names that the platform “Edmundo Une Us” presented to Chespirito so that his government cabinet could be formed:
1. Ramón Guillermo Aveledo: Vice President of the Republic.
2. El Tigre, Eduardo Fernández: Chancellor of the Republic.
3. Hiram Gaviria: ambassador to the United States.
4. Jesús María Casal: president of the CNE.
5. José Guerra: president of the BCV.
6. Felipe Mujica: Minister of Labor.
7. Omar Barboza: minister of the office of the president.
8. José Manuel Muñoz: ambassador to Spain.
9. Andrés Caleca: Minister of Industry and Commerce.
10. María Verdeal: minister for women.
11. Luis Emilio Rondón (Father) ambassador to Colombia.
12. Henry Falcón: candidate for the governor of Lara.
13. Elías Sayegh: candidate for the governor of Miranda.
14. Manuel Rosales: candidate for re-election for the governor of Zulia.
Diosdado there are other names that are going to be added to this list, as soon as they arrive I will pass them on to you, but of course, you cannot tell anyone because only Inmundo and Ramón Guillermo Aveledo have this list.
Diosdado so that you know that La Sayo was joined by the devil and the 10 horsemen of the apocalypse when she found out that the database of the little commandos had been leaked. Brother, the joke set the tech people at SÚMATE on a four-piece slap and told them to the point of evil that they were going to die. They were exposed there, the truth is that they have no more than 26,000 commandos and more than 300 command managers nationwide called the VENTE call center to inform them that they no longer wanted to be part of either the mobilization or the defense of the vote because they saw that their personal data were made public. Another thing brother, I inform you that, in the face of the leak of the command database, La Sayo, in retaliation, sent a search for hackers operating from Miami, she wants to attack the CNE platform and the databases of the 1X10X7 of the PSUV, I tell you this so that you can put your batteries on and alert everyone, since La Sayo is bleeding from her wound and is willing to do whatever it takes to get revenge. Primo, I'm trying to find out what these people from Miami are called and I'm warning you to get active with the cooperating patriots we have in the United States.
Well brother I'm leaving you because I have to run an errand to mom in “Las Pulgas” so we'll see you in Caracas on Thursday after I leave the rally that La Sayo called to give you the information on how that was. You know, if mom ever calls you, tell her that I'm working with you to win Super Mustache on 28 July.
Brother I love you more than a fried bocachico, with plenty of tostones covered with zebu cheese, grated salad, mayonnaise, tomato sauce and tartar sauce, passed with a very cold jar of guarapo and for dessert: a very mushy majarete with lots of raisins, chocolate rain, arequipe and two jars of condensed milk.
What I love you is dick brother.