He beat Guaidó! Learn about La Sayo's violent plans to avoid being crowned the champion of failures

Published at: 30/07/2025 09:53 PM

July 30, 2025
Location: Valle Arriba Golf Club
Patriota del Valle Arriba Country Club Hello gordooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

! How are you, my chubby Politzia? Oh, please, don't be scared or dramatic, my life! I am dressed in black, quite a funeral diva, and I came to the funeral home to write to you because we are in mourning, this letter is a funeral and a wake with no body present, what a suffocation, Diosdi! What should have happened, Cori is living her own end, she is in the last moments of her political career. Oseaaaaaa! , after Cori talked so much about the ending, the universe heard her, she is a heavenly drama!

Parenthesis MY OVOMALTINE TUBE. God! , you're a mischievous person, you knew everything and you didn't say anything, with good reason you laughed and said that you knew something but that you couldn't talk. Instead, they had to give Cori intravenous alprazolam when she found out through the media that they had approved the license to Chevron, because the poor one didn't know anything, Oseaaaa! Hellou!

Drunk! My friends can't stand one more blow either from the gringos or from your friend the handsome, the handsome, the cute little eyes of your friend the Minister of the Interior, who by the way has just knocked down another shipment of drugs to Cori's partners, what a sophisticated scandal! In reality, Cori can't stand one more political move from Nico Maduro either, who has demonstrated precision and timing to let Cori cook in his own sauce, Diosdi! I warned Cori that many times, but my friends don't listen, how stubborn!

MY CHINESE OCUMO FRIED WITH BUTTER. July was Cori's fateful month, although to be honest she has experienced many other bad moments, but never like this one, oh, what a tragedy worthy of Chanel! I drink! Since May, Cori has known that serious approaches have been taking place between my friends Nico Maduro and my friends Catire Trump through their emissaries and facilitators, in other words, that space that opened up between Washington and the White House did not take Cori by surprise, what really hurt my girl Cori is that she tried to be included in the negotiations, but they didn't ignore her, that's why Cori tried to sabotage the conversations, but it HAPPENED! , and it continues to happen!.

God! The fateful July of Cori began with the rescue of the 252 Venezuelans kidnapped in the CECOT; then came the oil licenses granted a week before the municipal election; to this you must add that the United States refused to buy the plan to swear in my uncle Inmundo as president on Monday, July 28; don't forget that the number of voters in the municipal election was a success, and Chavism once again painted the map red, what a crimson glamor! As a finishing touch for Cori, Álvaro Uribe has been sentenced and that is a very hard blow for her considering that Uribe is her political father, advisor, operator, financier and partner, tell me Diosdado José! , tell me! If that's not horrible! Bone aaaaaaaa! , everything has happened to her, please!

MY PELON BUN! I'm too worried because Cori went into a process of “active mourning”, do you remember when the lousy opponents used that little campaign for terror? Good! In her active mourning, Cori has gone from sadness and tears to denial, but now she is in the phase of anger, which is why Cori needs an anti-rabies vaccine. Drink! Did you see how Cori appears in the videos throwing foam down her mouth, completely dislocated and speaking inconsistencies? Her expressions and speech speak of a person with serious insane problems, and it's no wonder, because to everything I've told you you you must add that Cori was terribly humiliated because at the same time she was giving an interview on the Fox News channel and asking for more sanctions for Venezuela, El Catire Trump was authorizing oil licenses, God! He gives me something with my friends, seriously!

Gordooo! If I tell you, you won't believe it! , Cori found out about the oil licenses through international news agencies, so you knew what was coming! , but Cori couldn't even imagine it, what a distraction from the runway! God! Cori doesn't understand gringo pragmatism. I got tired of telling her that Americans are not her BFF (Best Friend Forever) and that they always act for their own interests, not for her interests, oh, how naive of high society! In addition! Cori knows that my friends the gringos can't play closed with her because Cori is more devalued than a 15-dollar bill printed in an internet cafe. We all know that Cori has not been able to keep his promises and the offers he made to the gringos, his supporters and the financiers to whom he mortgaged the country as a guarantee! , owes a candle to each saint.

MY FRIED SLICE WITH CHEESE! , Cori's stubbornness is so great that when they were rescuing the 252 Venezuelans kidnapped in El Salvador, Cori told me “Don't worry! That the exchange of those 252 criminals in the CECOT will be the last alms that the United States government will give to Maduro”, Diosdi! , according to Cori, it was Christopher Landau himself who had promised him that they would not approve oil licenses, but the one who spits up comes his saliva, imagine my gordis! If number two in the State Department makes these kinds of promises, all you have to do is think that either he didn't know anything, or he's as insane as Cori.

And speaking of licenses. Gordooo! , when Cori received the news, she went blank! He even dropped the phone on the floor, stared at me and said in a very soft voice “this is treason”, God! , I was scared, she turned very red, she lit one cigarette after another, calling everyone from the State Department, but no one answered her, that's why Cori became more intense than usual, what a dramatic diva! Cori called for an emergency interview on FoxNews to “put pressure” on Little Marco. There, with her tone of “I am the only one who can save Venezuela”, she said that the reactivation of the Chevron permit was “a very serious strategic error”, Drink! When I heard Cori saying that I kept thinking, I looked intently in the mirror and said to myself: “myself! , what a way to manipulate, what a way to harm Venezuelans, what a way to self-destruct”, seriously provoked me to call the fat politzia to take it prisoner, to turn it into a scandal of high society.

By the way, Cori said these days that if they catch her, if they take her prisoner, she has no doubt that they will physically disappear her, keep in mind that! , because in this country even ice cream makers know where Cori is and she's thinking of self-disappearing to blame you.

MY BREAD CAKE WITH RAISINS! It turns out that in the midst of the news, my friend Cori called all three of them crazy Cubans and when María Elvira Salazar answered him, he demanded that he do something, begged him to pressure all the Republicans to convince Catire Trump to back down with Chevron. But God! Hold on! That here comes the high quality tea. It turns out that Cori is extremely angry with María Elvira, whom she called carried away, crazy compulsive and even said that she smelled very bad, what a horror of a label! Cori promised to take revenge so that María Elvira doesn't win the part-time election, because Crazy Cuban didn't post a single message on her social media because of the Chevron issue, and on July 28 she only posted the obligation not to recognize Nico Maduro, but she didn't dedicate a single message to ask for the recognition of Tio Inmundo, much less Cori as the top leader.

This story doesn't end here. MY LITTLE WINNIE POOH BEAR! My friends Cori also spoke very badly to me about Crazy Cuban Mario Díaz Balart and Carlos Jiménez, who also limited themselves to intrigue against Nico Maduro, but they didn't give direct support to either Cori or my uncle Inmundo, what a living room betrayal! Instead, the three Crazy Cubans, in unison, have dedicated themselves to defending Álvaro Uribe with all their might, Diosdi! In her spite, Cori told me that the Crazy Cubans are cutting their veins because of Uribe's louse because they too have received funding from Uribe's narco-paramilitary organization, what a society gossip! Baby! , Cori also got away with it, and she confessed to me in her anger, that the three Crazy Cubans, by order of Uribe, promote the fictional narrative of the Cartel de Los Soles to distract public and institutional opinion in the United States, the task is to divert attention from the real cartel with which they operate, I repeat, that's what Cori says.

Cori also said that Marco Rubio receives money from Colombian drug trafficking, sometimes I don't know whether to believe him or not, but you know that Cori can't be trusted because when she gets upset she throws everything out of her mouth, what a luxury mouth! Cori doesn't forgive that Marco Rubio didn't tell her about the licenses, that he didn't say that my uncle Inmundo was the president of Venezuela or threw flowers at her, and as much as Cori moved his lobby and pushed, Rubio is saying what he means, not what Cori asks for.

Of course! My little baby! Cori was waiting for Marquito to post something like that of crazy Mike Flynn, a retired American general who was an advisor to Trump in his first administration. It occurred to crazy Flynn to say that the United States “should swear in President-elect María Corina Machado”, that is, they gave a coup d'etat to my uncle Inmundo! Oseaaaa! , but that's not the worst thing! MY SWEET BEAR! , Cori, without any regret, answered Flynn thanking him and without correcting, without denying that she was not the president, Diosdado! for Dior and Chanel! , for my Louis Vuitton wallets! I was out of breath.

MY HAIRLESS GREASY GREASSHOE! Cori gave a coup d'etat to my uncle Inmundo, so on July 28, when she was expected to take to the streets, put on a great show and call for the march of no return, Cori limited herself to doing what she is, a zombie in a video of more than eight minutes to call for war and hiding, while my uncle Inmundo demanded a script of just two minutes.

But speaking of my uncle Inmundo, chubby! Can you believe that after a year of deceiving people, my uncle Inmundo told a Spanish media outlet that he was coming as president for Venezuela on July 28, 2026? , obviously that generated an avalanche of criticism and comments from the few followers they have left, but since everything goes wrong for them, they tried to fix the situation, they got him an interview with the BBC where Uncle Inmundo says that he has never given a date for his return, God! that was worse! , all you have to do is go to social networks and read the comments they leave to both Cori and my uncle, what a fiasco!

MY BOLIBOMBA CHEWING GUM! My uncle, who knows it's finished, said in that interview that he has been receiving “non-subliminal” threats, in other words, that supposedly Chavism has sent people to Spain to watch him and take pictures of him, what a gala film! God! , listen carefully, Tio also told a big lie that I won't be able to forgive, imagine! , that Inmundo said that you bring him out on the show and you misrepresent him like a drunk when he doesn't drink liquor, nor will he ever do it again. What uncle doesn't say is that it is Cori herself who is watching him and filters all those videos, photos, so that the international community doesn't forget that she is the leader and that uncle is just an accident.

BABY! , when I read that lie I immediately called my Aunt Mercedes to ask her what happened to uncle, why was he lying like that? , and he said to me: “Oh daughter, I don't even know what to say to you! , because before giving the interview Impundito he had a shot of Disque whiskey to clear his throat” osseaaaa! My God! , not even the Rose of Guadalupe dared that much.

MY LURCH MAGGI! , whatever they say! , whatever they do! , there are two realities that they desperately try to hide with very poor damage control both on the part of the State Department and on part of Cori's communication machinery: there was negotiation, there are licenses and everything is in order, what a classroom order! Another overwhelming truth is that Cori, in the United States, was not bought into the idea of generating a cataclysm on July 28, there was no international recognition of Tio Inmundo or her. With the exception of a few 10 X posts from Cori's friends, no president or important leader spoke out on the subject, which is why Cori is very upset with Pedro Urruchurtu who failed to achieve the avalanche of statements, videos of support from the great personalities of the political world that he had promised to Cori. How do you see, my fat boy! These have been fateful days for my chik-flada friend, so now she's obsessed with her new and latest plan, which I'm going to tell you about.

I also tell you that Cori wiped out all the supply of Lucky Nova and Eclipse cigarettes when she heard about the sentence of the lousy Álvaro Uribe, what a diva's vice! Days before, Cori and Uribe had spoken about a plan to boycott the recently created binational zone between Colombia and Venezuela, Diosdi! Cori told me without hesitation, her world is coming crashing down on her. Without Uribe, without the United States and without the support of people on the street, he has only one way out and that is by a path or Maiquetia, and he told me again: “Sifri, the misfortune, the defeat and the plane to the United States breathe down my neck”, oh, what a drama!

Drunk! , If you notice, Cori doesn't talk about Europeans about whom she expresses herself very ugly, what a VIP language! Cori told me that with the exception of the Netherlands and Poland, they are all double-sided, talking horrible about European ambassadors and diplomatic staff in Venezuela. Cori alleges that they are all ill-bathed, useless and incompetent, because despite saturating them with their lobbies and operators, she still cannot get the European Union to support her plans and they did not want to recognize Tio Inmundo as elected president.

God! , Cori knows that starting this Monday, July 28, she became the opposition's worst political failure, a position that until now was occupied by the lousy of Juan Guaidó, what a dubious classroom honor! I tell you that my aunt Corina Parisca, Cori's mother, is very sad to see the political end of her daughter, she even had the nerve to tell me “Your friend Diosdado is the culprit” I replied to my aunt that the only culprit of what happens to Cori is herself, her ego, the despotism that characterizes her and her hatred for Venezuelans, buried her.

By the way, Cori's funeral story sounds like surprises! , by Rubén Blades, what a chic coincidence!

God or Joseph! , LISTEN TO ME, because this is the part where I play toxic, oh, what a luxury diva!
Every day more alone, more isolated, more lost, Cori knows that opportunities are running out, what a shame of a runway! She has only one card left to play and that's why the few advisors, who are still working for her, are making an enormous effort to play forcefully, what a high-class team! Goddess! , this is Cori's last bullet left.

In her video of July 28, Cori tried to present herself strongly, raised her tone and repeated the same narratives as always, but with a peculiarity: she called for war and hiding in order to organize herself to carry out the terrorist actions she wants to promote.

Cori's idea is to raise resources and resume his alliances with the Albanian mafia, the mafias that respond to international drug crime to carry out a mercenary assault on the country, what a high-society adventure! As for the underground, Cori has thought of creating secret cells communicating through encrypted applications, the entire plan has been well specified by your friend the minister.

Of course, it will continue with its machinery of narratives and fake news that justify armed aggression against our country.

Cori, knowing that she is no longer Marco Rubio's favorite star, is feeding the ego of Jhon McNamara, who has a Libertador Simón Bolívar complex but doesn't realize that he is Santander, oh, what a high-profile confusion! God! Cori promised McNaloco that if he helped her become president she would give her the replica of Bolivar's sword and ask the United States to send it to the embassy in Caracas, what a luxurious gift! Cori also offered McNaloco oil deals because the boy is no little angel, and he is very interested in starting his own companies that sell crude oil, what a company businessman! In parallel, note this fact: McNamara met with the Guyanese ambassador to Venezuela Richard Vans West-Charles and they are working on a plan to generate an escalation in the dispute over the Essequibo, so pending.

MY PINEAPPLE CHUPICHUPI! McNaloco is working on a coup d'etat in Colombia and in Venezuela, I don't know what Colombian intelligence expects to report it and Petro to expel it.

I write to you and I feel like in the movie Lady and the Wanderer, I'm a princess and you're a Cacri.

Miss me, remember that you are my baby Fiufiu