His put more Chic-Flada! Find out how La Sayo turned out after learning about the Chevron license

Published at: 30/07/2025 09:14 PM

July 23th, 2025.

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Crossing to the left hand side of the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI)

Pennsylvania Ave - Washington D.C.

VIP PATRIOT

Hellooooo my friend Furrialeño. How are you?. I have already returned to your city, that is to say to Washington from Diosdado Cabello. I returned recharged and happy after the overwhelming victory of the candidates of the Revolution. A guard! Half a stick, 285 mayors in the chest. What better gift to celebrate Commander Chávez's birthday and the anniversary of the triumph of our president, Nico Maduro?

All this, despite the desperate attempts of this violent opposition, its doomsayers and its last-minute media maneuvers. They couldn't handle the strength of our people, who want to continue to grow and move forward along the paths of peace.

But oooo... before continuing, brother! I have to tell you that on election day I met El Coquito, we went to vote together. He felt more serene and calm, this time he didn't wear his usual chupichupi pants. He told me that now yes, that if he wants things to be serious, don't think badly, he's serious about becoming a yoga instructor.

Anyway! , let's continue with the sad story of a violent opposition embodied in María “La Chik-Flada” Machado, who has been buried in the garbage dump of history.

As I have been warning you for weeks, whatever Little Marco did with respect to Venezuela would not be to save María Corina's skin but to move forward with his project and to look good in the face of public opinion, remember that this man suffers from a sick obsession with wanting to become the “The Liberator of the Americas”.

Goddess! As expected, the negotiations between Washington-Caracas, and the announcement of the granting of the license for Chevron to resume operations in Venezuela, left the Venezuelan extreme right very affected and hit, so it was to be expected that both Little Marco and La Sayo needed to divert attention from the headlines, so Marco launched the chimbo story of sanctioning the non-existent “Cartel de Los Soles” and La Sayo He activated the communicational longline to try to sell smoke that is being bought less and less every day.

Our dear friend La Charlotte (don't forget to greet her in English) told me that this theater was so baseless that they armed themselves with the Los Soles Cartel, that the lack of coordination between the Trump administration's own officials was evident when the office of the State Department's second secretary, Christopher Landau, went ahead of the Department of the Treasury and was forced to delete his posts in his X account, after a big pull on the ears.

According to La Charlotte, the role they put together was the product of my friend, Catire Trump, not even knowing about creating a new show with the Cartel of the Suns and had not given the green light to the announcement, since he was traveling to Europe at the time. The worst thing of all, is that Trump was deceived again, because when they asked for detailed information about the alleged cartel, its connections and networks, they had absolutely nothing.

That is why the statement released late Friday night by the Department of the Treasury does not give details of any kind, not even a credible organization chart of the alleged organization and the few references made in the document are extremely abstract. In conclusion, they sanctioned a fiction, to an empty drum.

What is true is that here in Washington all analysts and President Trump's environment recognize that the measure only seeks to try to give the Venezuelan extremist opposition a little oxygen, so as not to leave them so badly beaten after a month in which they carried more sticks than the drum of Patricio the Maracucho. Goddess! The so-called sanction was nothing more than some press headlines, which to be honest, did not even manage to exceed 24 hours in the media forum.

But the measure also goes deeper and is full of profound contradictions. How do you explain to people that in Venezuela the Cartel of the Suns governs and yet you send your oil corporations to operate in Venezuela?

It's not political confusion. It is the disorganization and improvisation that exists to address the issue of Venezuela from Washington.

Talking about the Chevron License

Brother! The White House issued this week the license that allows Chevron to operate in Venezuela just four months after its cancellation. The turn comes after high-level talks between the Gringo administration and the authorities of the Bolivarian Revolution.

The new license allows Chevron to extract oil in Venezuela. Our friend Murphy, our cooperative patriot within the FBI in the White House and who now, extremism wants to be located and sanctioned, told me that the approval of the license was sealed in a closed meeting at the White House last week.

According to Murphy, President Trump, Little Marco and the Deputy Chief of Staff, Stephen Miller, were present. In the discussions, two key arguments were raised: Maduro has complied by accepting flights with Venezuelan deported people and Chevron is helping to guarantee the United States market.

There, what we have said here at some point was ratified, and that is that my friend, Catire Trump, had considered extending oil licenses last May, but the “Cuban Crazy” had threatened and extorted to block Trump's tax bill if the licenses were maintained. Brother! The pressure took effect at the time, but momentarily, that's why the Crazy Cubans are keeping their heads down, because it's not just about the licenses but about the political kick that Trump has given them.

Even, Murphy tells me, that Little Marco did participate and directly supported this advance with the licenses, although Rubio at first pushed for the cancellation of the licenses, he now agreed to support the new measure after realizing that Trump valued the strategic and economic interest of the United States more than the political pretensions of the Florida worm. Rubio, who was intelligent, chose to make his previous position more flexible than to confront Trump and accelerate his departure from the government.

Brother! To the disgrace of opposition extremism, the license for the American oil company is private. In other words, only Catire Trump, the Venezuelan government and Chevron are the only ones who know the conditions, scope and details of the measure. Everything the longliner says from now on is fiction. They are definitely nothing and they were left out of everything. The Chik-flada said it was going to happen and it happened. Trump hesitated.

The Deafening Failure of Extremism

Goddess! , said and done. Without Tricks or Tricks, The Deck Doesn't Deceive! The script put together by the opposition was carried out exactly. The failure that La Sayo and Inmundo González staged a year ago was repeated again this Monday. María “La Chik-flada” Machado was reduced to a video message that was loaded with the same promises and empty phrases as always, and insisting that the military do her the favor of overthrowing Nicolás Maduro.

Sayo, who swore that she would regain notoriety and influence, had a hard blow to reality and failed to meet even her own expectations. So much so, that despite minimizing Inmundo González and the games of the deceased PUPÚ, on July 27, he went under everyone's table.

Even his supposed international allies left La Sayo alone and left him, with the exception of Milei's fascist, Washington Abdala and Alberto Feeij, the only moderately known snoops who said anything. Of the rest, the supposed support and the coalition of countries that María “La Chik-Flada” supposedly has left her behind.

As they tell me, Pedro Urruchurtu's parakeet was the one who bore the brunt of this story. Well, Urruchurtu, who serves as the supposed chancellor of the Unworld, had promised an avalanche of pronouncements and reactions, which in the end did not end up materializing. Many presidents and government representatives ignored their requirements. Brother! The few followers of La Sayo should analyze, calculate, the least common multiple, to realize that July 28 was the reliable proof that María “La Chik-Flada” Machado has lost all international support.

The striking thing about this issue is that the Urruchurtu parakeet has already begun to be seen in meetings at meetings with the Venezuelan banditry that lives in Madrid, and began its operation “Hot Hammer”, that is, the Urruchurtu with his face like I was not, he is asking for money from the bankers and fugitive businessmen who live in Spain, the parakeet is afraid of not being able to return to the United States and will be left without the monthly aid given to him by the Department of State.

Meanwhile, our friend La Michi (the one who carries the hidden drink to Inmundo hidden in a thermos of water) told me that in the text that La Sayo sent to old Chapatín on the topic of July 28, no changes were allowed and it was made explicitly clear that the discursive line should focus on highlighting the supposed leadership role of María “La Chik-flada” Machado.

But the cherry on the cake of the disaster was that Inmundo González, after recording that video, went to give an interview to a Spanish media outlet, and there he said that it was not on January 10 of this year, but on July 28, 2026 that he will arrive in Caracas as president. Goddess! La Sayo wanted to teleport to Madrid to protect him from a pole, you'll remember me, but if things continue like this between the two of them, most likely, Inmundo won't even make it to December.

My friend from the European Union

Brother! , I make an incision to tell you that we have a new best friend in Europe and I need you to greet her, “La Firo”, who does not lose her deck.

The Convicted Godfather Paraco

Brother! Justice is slow but it comes. Just as it arrived today to Alvaro Uribe, it will soon fall to María “La Chin-Flada” Machado, his favorite political daughter in Venezuela. After 475 days of trial, millions of judicial maneuvers to delay the process, the Colombian justice finally convicted alias “el paraco” for the crimes of bribing witnesses in criminal proceedings and procedural fraud.

Contrary to the Uribista narrative, the criminal process is not part of a campaign of political persecution. What Uribe intended to do in 2018, to play against his political opponents, ended up exploding in his face. An accusation against Senator Iván Cepeda uncovered a Pandora's box. At the time, Uribe accused Cepeda of having promoted false witnesses against the former president to link him to paramilitary groups.

The interesting thing is that after years of investigations, the Colombian Supreme Court acquitted Cepeda and ordered an investigation into Uribe, since the false witnesses were not so false and did exist, but to favor the alias “el paraco” and deceive justice.

A few days after the start of the accusation, Uribe was re-elected as Senator and a couple of months later his pupil Iván Duque was elected president. This is relevant, since Duque had the power to select the names to fill the list of attorney general of the nation and one of the list to head the Office of the Attorney General of the Nation, two key entities for Uribe's impunity.

The ruling against Uribe is a reparation to the victims and Colombian citizens who do not forget that alias “the paraco” surrounded himself with criminals, before, during and after he governed. He exercised power by eliminating labor rights, persecuting opponents, and encouraging policies such as “false positives”, but the fascist opposition will not say that because Uribe is his partner and his last hope in the region.

Goddess! Although they are discredited, beaten, defeated and without credibility, we must prepare for the final blow, where we will also defeat them. I am moving in some waters, soon I will pass you codes, coordinates and lists.

REMEMBER THAT I AM YOUR FRIEND FINE, FITNESS AND IMPORTANT

 

CHANGE AND OUT.

 

PS: COQUITO I'LL BE BACK SOON...

Mazo News Team