It soiled them! Find out what drug traffickers Uribe and Noboa had to say about La Sayona and their plans against Venezuela

Published at: 03/09/2025 11:08 PM

Maracucho.

Wednesday, September 03, 2025.

Maracaibo, Santa Lucia sector, diagonal to Pa' Que Luis, in the white house with the red bars that have a banner of Chávez and a mushy sign that says: “DOUBTING IS TREASON, WE ARE RESTRAINED WITH OUR COMMANDER IN CHIEF NICOLÁS MADURO MOROS, WE WILL WIN!!!”

Patriot Patricio the Maracucho.

What was Diosdado? How are you my dear brother? Cousin! , you already know what you have to do, don't act crazy like Juan Guaidó, alias “Juanito Aspirador”, did when they focused him on the giant screen in the tennis game of the US Open in New York, sitting in the VIP chairs that cost a million. Goddess! Don't act tough and sit in the black chair, lean back of the chair, look up to the sky, close your eyes and make a wish, massage yourself with your fingers in a circular shape to relax your scalp, move your shoulders and tell Coquito to focus on you well. Another thing Diosdado! , I suggest that you write to our comrade Jorge Rodríguez to make an appointment for an urgent psychiatric consultation, because with all the gossip I bring you about the fascist opposition that asks for invasions, you are going to be crazier than Manuel Rosales, alias “The Philosopher of Zulia”, when he sold his car to buy the rubbers.

Cousin! , before you start throwing the bombs, you have to recognize that I, Patricio Segundo González Palmar, son of Alfonsina del Carmen González and father of Hugo Nicolás, together with our command of cooperating patriots, were among the first to inform you, with the hair of a donkey in our hand, about María Corina's links with the Albanian mafia in Ecuador, the Jalisco cartel in Mexico and with the Guajira cartel in Colombia; and together with alias Tuqueque we helped to unmask Daniel Noboa, alias “Mafioso Boy”. Brother! there are still many things to give for this country, but all in due time. What I can tell you Malayo, is that all together, hand in hand with Super Mustache as the driver of victories, we will continue to win!

Aha brother! , now yes, as dermatologists say, “straight to the point” because the scabbard is livelier than a pile of cotufas, especially after the press conference that was launched by our commander in chief Super Mustache last Monday.

Look at Malayo! , let's start with María Corina, alias “La Sayo”, because she is more tense than the cool of the bridge over Lake Maracaibo when the hurricane wind hits her because the joke told Magali Meda, alias “La Commadre”, that they have until October for something to happen in Venezuela because otherwise, between baseball and Christmas, the few who remember her today will end up forgetting her.

Cousin! , our cooperating patriot who is the community manager of La Sayo gave me some information that I later confirmed with our cooperating patriot who owns the paddle tennis courts in Miami where Juan Guaidó, alias “Juanito Aspirador”, plays. It turns out and happens that the three Republican congressmen from Florida, better known as “The Three Stooges”, were the ones who begged Marco Rubio, alias “Little Marco”, to please meet with La Sayo in these past few days. In the end, Rubio agreed, but made it a condition that Inmundo González, alias “Chespirito”, must also be present, because Little Marco knows that La Sayo and Chespirito are dealing with each other out of obligation, and that this relationship is more broken than a cell phone after falling from the 15th floor of the central park.

Goddess! The owner of the padel courts tells me that Rubio's intention was to awaken in both Edmundo and María Corina, the competition for a supposed transition that only lives in their minds. Cousin! Rubio told Chespirito and La Sayo, that if they managed to remove Maduro from power they would be the ones called to lead the transition, what they don't know is that Rubio offers the same thing to all the Venezuelans who come to him, however, the Chespirito got so involved in the role that after this meeting Inmundo González ran out to ask Antonio Ledezma, alias “The Vampire”, to give some statements stating that Soon Inmundo was going to return to Venezuela to be sworn in as president. By the way, Rubio asked both of them to communicationally support the disproportionate and interventionist deployment of gringos in the Caribbean Sea.

Brother! The community manager also told me that in that conversation between Rubio, María Corina and Inmundo, La Sayo presented a proposal to Marco Rubio where, among other things, she asked Rubio to commit to seeking forgiveness for several members of the Jalisco, La Guajira and the Albanian mafia in Ecuador. In exchange for that pardon, these drug traffickers undertake to reactivate the terrorist plans that they had frozen while the alleged invasion arrived, and to help La Sayo in its objective of encouraging the fall of the government of Nicolás Maduro.

Goddess! , our cooperating patriot “Mickey Mouse” received better information than a Monday when the holiday falls. They say that Marco Rubio is more upset with the president of Ecuador Daniel Noboa, alias “Mafioso Boy”, than Mr. Barriga when Don Ramón doesn't pay his rent because Little Marco says that “Mafia Boy” is more useless than a keyboard without the ENTER key and clumsier than a penguin trying to climb stairs, because according to Marco Rubio, Daniel Noboa has jeopardized the legitimacy of the US military deployment in the Caribbean because of its links with the Albanian mafia that operates in Ecuador, where, by the way, Ecuador is responsible for the export of 87% of Colombian drugs that are exported to the United States and Europe, but no one says anything.

Cousin! Speaking of the show that the United States has with the military deployment in the Caribbean, do you remember that our cooperating patriots in previous letters had informed us that they did not rule out that the Little Marco launched a false hard positive in a desperate attempt to give results to Donald Trump, alias “El Catire”, and justify the more than 500 million dollars that this military deployment will cost the United States? Good brother! , yesterday the first false positive of the season arrived, which is why I have the patriot Teletubi monitoring the reactions of the international community to this show set up yesterday by the State Department's balls. Look my dear! The thing is that there is not a little bit of coherence in anything that these pussies said and much less in the video they showed, of course, the only thing that became clearer than the water, is that those Malaysians of Donald Trump and Marco Rubio incriminated themselves using their own evidence, that is, they themselves were exposed with the video where they published and where it can be seen that the United States never sought to intercept the vessel carrying the alleged drug to carry out the strict procedure in cases of seizure, but on the contrary, the video shows the flagrant disproportionate use of force when they decided to fly the boat without any prior mediation.

Cousin! I always repeat to our cooperating patriots what your friend the minister of interior and justice says: “We must always be at least 10 steps ahead of those who want to harm our country, to unmask and defeat them”, that is precisely what we are doing.

To all of these, brother! , our cooperative patriot “community manager” confirmed to me that yesterday afternoon María Corina was super euphoric and offered a special bonus to all longliners and smoke vendors to exaggerate and position, with great force, the video of the speedboat that was flown by the Americans and was supposedly loaded with drugs. La Sayo also ordered them to magnify the narrative of the cartel of the Suns, and the supposed beginning of the Venezuelan transition.

Goddess! , according to our cooperating patriot El Gringo, the forceful statements of our commander in chief Super Mustache at the press conference this Monday, where he revealed that 87% of the drugs exported to the United States and Europe come out through the Pacific, specifically through Ecuador using, among several ways, the banana companies owned by the family of President Daniel Noboa, alias “Mafioso Boy”, Primo! Trust me that this is true, that Super Mustache complaint was the trigger for Little Marco to accelerate the staging of the false positive of the Caribbean and other false flag operations that are on the way, and that by the way, I already sent them to the WeChat group “Resteados con Super Mustache”.

Malay! , other more good information than wearing a flux with a physical education jumpsuit, is that according to our cooperating patriot “El Tuqueque”, who is still infiltrating the ranks of the Albanian mafia in Ecuador, he told me that Daniel Noboa, alias “Mafioso Boy”, had a conversation with Álvaro Uribe, alias “El Paraco”, and among the various topics they touched on was that of new routes to lower the profile and get off the radar for a while so as not to damage the show to the gringos in the Caribbean. But what a gibberish cousin! You are not going to believe it, but Uribe and Noboa also talked about the money that has fallen on them since they allied with María Corina, so they agreed that at some point they will have to get out of this mess and look for another person to operate in Venezuela, because for them La Sayo burned up and became pure noise.

Cousin! , changing the subject a bit. Next week I come sharp, I'm just going to let you go of this little dog: Iván Simonovis' new girlfriend, alias “El Reno”, comes from working with Luisa Ortega and has an extensive record of stews and scams against PDVSA in Lecherías, Anzoátegui state, Diosdado! This trick will reveal El Reno's double standards.

Goddess! Since we are talking about Iván Simonovis, alias “El Reno”, I wanted to leave you a list of names of people who have given him money so that Iván tries to plant explosives and fly, to kill people in public areas like what he wanted to do in Plaza Venezuela a few days ago. Cousin! It's important to name these people so they can see that we have them surrounded and that they're playing the part of idiots because Simonovis uses them, steals them and doesn't do anything.

Vicente Pérez Recao and his partners not only give him copper for crazy pods, but they also pay him to scratch people, that is, so that Iván extorts them on social networks or with the famous lists that Rick Scott brings him.

He chose Cedeño, this guy has been a historic financier of Simonovis because they became friends in the Sebin dungeons.

Gustavo Tovar Arroyo recently set up a fund-raising operation for him in Tampa.

Freddy Bulton the pussy that owned Magnum in Caracas.

There is also Nelson Metzerhane's son, Matzut Metzerhane from the Federal Bank and many more assets that they want to come and recover, of course I have more, but I'll pass those on to the private sector because they have connections with people who are still in Venezuela and it's better to make them a Tum-Tum operation.

Brother! Pay attention to me because I'm going to leave you a mouthwash. Finally we managed to put together the puzzle that won't let Magalli Meda and María Corina sleep for a long time, I'll just tell you that it's related to the surname Velasco, because the phones keep talking, and the evidence exists.

In another order. Our cooperating patriot “El Pejoteco”, who continues to infiltrate SIGNAL First Justice groups administered by Julio Borges, alias “El Cejón”, learned that it was Julio Borges who sent Carlos Ocariz, alias “Cornflei con Agua”, to give Capriles, alias “Liceo de Noche”, a joke on social networks for having declared against foreign military intervention. Primo, with this attitude, many people who used to hate La Sayo are starting to wake up and realize that anger is really sick with hatred and revenge.

Goddess! I have some information about Zulia but I am not authorized by your friend the minister to say it this way since it is something very delicate about the mission entrusted to us in person by our commander in chief Super Mustache. The only thing I can tell you is that Manuel Rosales, alias “The Philosopher of Zulia” is still more lost than a preschool degree, he no longer even writes in UNT-Zulia's WhatsApp groups.

Well brother I'm leaving you because I have to take your godson Hugo Nicolás to cut his hair in the children's barbershop in the center of Maracaibo because the lady who shaves there is the only one who knows how to fight because that pussy is more restless than the fins of a parrot.

God, what I love you is dick. I love you more than pasta, 4 of the cheeses sold at Da Vinci in Maracaibo, the restaurant behind Corpoelec on July 5. The spaghetti must have 2 kilograms of a mixture of Parmesan cheese, palmita cheese and that pecorino cheese that smells like pecorino cheese; obviously all the cheeses must be grated and mixed with the Alfredo sauce, with plenty of melted butter, mushrooms from the mollejúos and extra shrimp from those who fish in front of the Vereda del Lago. Diosdado, if it's not a lot of annoyance and abuse, that they throw a few sprigs of coriander on top of the spaghetti to give it aroma, and also that they add oregano and a touch of pepper. Primo, since the doctor told me that I am doing well with my diet and since I am not abusing my food, I should be served a basket with five lamb rolls cut lengthwise, well toasted with butter and olive oil used by the copetudos, a service of chicken and shredded meat, plus a very juicy slice of zebu cheese. To drink, a bottle of panela juice with plenty of ice. For dessert, a chocolate cake filled with Arequipe on the inside and condensed milk on the outside, with a bed of Toronto balls and pirulin.

You take care of me brother! What I love you is dick!