It's drying up! Find out why Marco Rubio is more drenched than an open umbrella at home

Published at: 19/11/2025 11:06 PM

Wednesday, November 19, 2025

Maracaibo, Santa Lucia sector, diagonal to Pa' Que Luis, in the white house with red bars that have a Chávez banner and a clumsy notice that says: “HAPPY CHAVIDAD, DOUBTING IS TREASON; WE ARE RESIGNED WITH OUR COMMANDER IN CHIEF NICOLÁS MADURO MOROS. WE WILL WIN!!!”.

Patriot Patricio the Maracucho

What was Diosdado? How are you my dear brother? Look cousin! , don't act crazy and sit in the black chair; brother, listen to me, point your finger at Coquito once and for all so you can see that he's going to laugh again. Did you see Malay? that the powers of yoga are true and you have the power to transfer your joy to Coquito. I dare you, try! Do it with someone in the audience for you to see.

Good God! , let's continue with the yoga class. Put yourself in a meditative position, put your hands as if you were praying, you are going to close your eyes and take a deep breath, and at the same time think of something that will make you happy. Brother! Now the best thing is coming, you are going to close only one eye, you are going to raise one hand and with the other hand you are going to hit the wood three times. Brother! that exercise is to connect you with the infinite and perfect universe. Good cousin! , now the moment of truth has come, but first write to Jorge Rodríguez and ask him for a psychiatric consultation first thing tomorrow, because with all the information I bring you about the narco-terrorist opposition that asks for invasions, you are going to be crazier than Manuel Rosales, alias “The Philosopher of Zulia”, when he said that since his doctor banned him from drinking Coca Cola for sugar reasons, he now only drinks PEPSI.

Cousin! , information came from Gringoland that was warmer than a piece of furniture after a fat man had sat down, that is, me.

Our cooperating patriot “El Chichicuilote”, who operates from Washington and turns around more than a fan noise looking for information, sent you to tell us that there are several rumors going around in the White House, and if they are true, at any moment a very limp seam ignites. Brother, the first thing that is being rumored is that Trump, alias “El Catire”, is distrustful of the warlord, Marco Rubio, alias “Little Marco”, since it was Marco Rubio himself who presented to Catire the plan for military deployment in the Caribbean and aggression against Venezuela as a strategy to keep Venezuelan oil for nothing. Goddess! , Chichicuilote says that Trump doesn't have a hair of a fool, and he has already realized that Little Marco, along with his henchmen Pete Hegseth, alias “Bob Patiño”, plus the Crazy Cubans, deceived him and put him in a dead end because Little Marco told Trump that with this military deployment in the Caribbean, the Venezuelan government was going to fall immediately, and that Trump as a trophy could set up a puppet government and would keep all the Venezuelan oil, but in the end Trump understood that Marco Rubio was going to fall. thrown off a political precipice to sink Catire and to Vice President Vance, all with the intention of having a better chance of him being the Republican presidential candidate in 2028.

Goddess! , but that's not all, take a good hold of the letter and read it very carefully because here comes the good stuff.

Our cooperating patriot “ASOMAMA”, who is the director of the association of Husbands Abused by Women, and also has contacts in the U.S. Congress, sent me information that I confirmed with our cooperating patriot VitaFer, who also has contacts in Washington. It turns out that ASOMAMA learned through a Republican representative who is a close friend of his, that Marco Rubio, alias “Little Marco”, has been conspiring against Trump for a long time, and that it was Rubio who in 2016 leaked to Democratic congressmen, during the Republican convention, some files and emails that speak against Trump to sabotage his pre-candidacy, since both were political opponents at the time. Primo, Rubio is as much of a traitor to Trump as Leopoldo is to Capriles.

Goddess! , as our commander in chief Super Mustache says: “Chavism has eyes and ears everywhere”, so read what I'm going to tell you carefully because you're going to look crazier than a bald guy throwing himself jelly and combing his hair.

Our cooperating patriot “Gasparin”, who is also operating with ASOMAMA and VitaFer in Washington, sent you this information to make you fall for it. The story is that, supposedly, the Trump captain, in order not to let himself be fucked with Little Marco, ordered his Secretary of War, “Bob Patiño”, to rethink the military deployment in the Caribbean and rename it “Spear of the South”, but he also asked him to expand military deployment throughout the American continent and not only in the Eastern Caribbean, as proposed by the warlord Marco Rubio. In parallel, since Catire is already clear that María Corina, alias “La Sayo”, deceived them by saying that she had the support of the Venezuelan military to overthrow the government, and in the end, that was another lie by Sayo, Trump announced last week that he had already made a decision about Venezuela and on Monday he reported that he had plans to talk to our Commander in Chief Super Mustache. We will be reporting.

Goddess! , Gasparin says that Trump is now more suspicious than a customer reading the “terms and conditions” manual before buying a microwave because, he no longer trusts the Florida Mafia, led by Marco Rubio, Congresswoman María Elvira Salazar, alias “La Malandra Elvira”; Senator Rick Scott, alias “The Ghost”; Mario Diaz-Balart, alias “Bill of 13” and other political actors of the Cuban-Miamera Mafia who invented the Aragua Train scam, The Suns and the military deployment in the Cartel of the Suns Caribbean because supposedly Sayo was supported by the Venezuelan military and the fall of the “regime” was imminent.

Cousin! , says our cooperating patriot “Donate it” to whom we have as a backup in the White House looking for information, that Catire Trump is serious about resuming talks with Super Mustache. Donatelo says that in the corridors of the White House they say that Maduro is stronger than the foundations of the bridge over Lake Maracaibo and that Super Mustache is harder to knock down than a green mango in a bush.

Goddess! , I have this information for you to send to your friend the minister. Do you remember our cooperating patriot “Tarzan de Matero”? who is called that because he is smaller than a lens screw, good brother! , Tarzan de Matero is still undercover in Panama City and told you that the warlord Marco Rubio also put pressure on the Panamanian government to put its territory in order to attack Venezuela, but the Panamanian government didn't give in to Little Marco like the Prime Minister of Trinidad and Tobago did, the Panamanian said he wasn't going to get into trouble with Venezuela because he knows the phrase that goes: “whoever messes with Venezuela dries up”, and that's more real than the cell phone alarm It sounds on a Monday at 5:00am.

Cousin! , this information that I'm going to give you is sent to you by our cooperating patriot “Pirulin Pin Pon” from Colombia, and it's more delicate than grabbing a soap bubble in the air. Do you remember that last week President Gustavo Petro reported that he neutralized a group of paramilitaries who were trying to enter Venezuelan territory? Good brother, so you know that among that group of paramilitaries there were elements of the paramilitary camp that was stationed in the north of Santander and commanded by “Alfa-1”, these are the people who in the month of September were going to mobilize to Venezuela to carry out “Operation Phoenix” financed by María Corina, alias “La Sayo”, in order to destabilize our country. Cousin! , Pirulin Pin Pon says that, although they were neutralized, we must not let our guard down, because now they are going to try to enter some new elements, but by sea because you remember that Sayo is setting up a final operation before December 10 and is more desperate than a wasp when it falls into the water.

Goddess! Speaking of Sayo, did you see that the rumor has already spread like wildfire that María Corina left the country and the few followers she had like Juan Guaidó, alias “Juanito the Vacuum Cleaner”? Brother! , but since I'm not authorized by your friend the minister to give details, I'd better keep quiet. The only thing I'll say around here is that I have videos, recordings, audios and other little things that I pass on to the WeChat group “Resteados con Super Mustache” so that later they don't say it was a tooth extraction operation as they said with the people from Vente Venezuela who were self-constricted at the Argentinian embassy in Caracas.

Cousin! our cooperating patriot La Traga Venao', who is hidden in María Corina's video editing team, sent you to say that Sayo, in an act of desperation and due to pressure from Little Marco, recently published a video calling on the Venezuelan military to carry out a coup d'etat, but she doesn't understand that our soldiers are Bolivarian, revolutionary, anti-imperialist, Chavista and loyal to our commander in chief Super Mustache. So Sayo is peeing out of the pot, and she's more disoriented than Eva when she said that Adam hit her balls.

Goddess! , our cooperating patriot “Peo Liquido”, sent you to tell you to read the news where the human rights NGO “Human Rights Watch”, which is not a Chavista, reported that the government of El Salvador violated the human rights of the more than 220 Venezuelans who were kidnapped in the Nayib Bukele concentration camp, alias “Popi the Clown”. Peo Liquido says take the opportunity to explain to people that Sayo wants to go and seek her Nobel Peace Prize in Norway, but they forget that she openly supported this massive violation of human rights against Venezuelan migrants.

Cousin! I'm leaving now, but I'm going to leave you a ñapita because I love you more than an only child. My cousin, Tuqueque de Pared, who is still undercover in Ecuador, told me that Daniel Noboa, alias “Mafioso Boy”, is in tremendous trouble with the warlord Marco Rubio, because Mafioso Boy guaranteed Little Marco that he would win the referendum even if he cheated to approve the entry of U.S. military bases in Ecuador, but he backfired and made Marco Rubio look bad once again on the Trump cabal.

Goddess! , Tuqueque says that Marco Rubio is more dirty than opening a black umbrella inside the house.

Malay! , so that you know that I did what you asked me to do, I went with my mom, with your godson Hugo Nicolás and with the boys for the fair on Monday night. We focused on the basilica to sing La Chinita's birthday and after 12:00 at night we left for dawn on Avenida 5 de Julio with Bella Vista. Cousin! , the bad thing was that when I was on the road to the platform, my Optra went out and the boys and I had to push the car to a nearby pharmacy. The Optra had its time chain broken again and it doubled its valve, but that's not a bad thing to die for, while mom was with Hugo Nicolás watching the Omar Enrique show, the boys and I were waiting for the crane to take the car. Thank God the boys took the bottle of Cucuy de Penca and what we passed it was vergatario. Goddess! , your godson Hugo Nicolás is there wearing a Servant of Mary costume and he said he's going to send you a video, remember what I always tell you, don't give that little pussy much trust because he's more involved than a drawer.

Goddess! I say goodbye. Don't forget that I love you more than the kind of fried fish they sell in front of the “El Pescaito” service station, which is just around the corner on the Maracaibo ring road 2. Brother! The fish must be well fried and cut into slices; a mix of curvina, lebranche, bocachico, sea bass and lisa of those that fish in Lake Maracaibo on the fronts of the Tablazo. Have them serve it in a mountain-type aluminum tray pa'ir grabbing and eating. As a side dish, put fried ripe banana toasts, with salt, cheese and grated salad with plenty of sauce on top; a parboiled cassava service with large, thick pieces like the ones Coquito likes; an avocado salad service, which come with onion and tomato slices; a service of Palmi-Zulia cheese cut into large triangles; a service of sweet arepas with Sur del Lago milk cream and a service of potato chips. Goddess! Let's talk about quantities, since I want you to fuck off, the tray must come with 5 kilos. To drink a mollejúa jar of guarapo de Panela, with plenty of ice. For dessert, not to be so abusive, a big pot of rum ice cream with raisins that they display in the ice cream cellar that they have right there in that place and if by chance we fail, we order another two-liter ice cream with a triple sensation, that is, strawberry, chocolate and ice cream.

You take care of me cousin, what I love you is cock.