Lower it two! Find out what their gringos masters recommended to La Sayo (+asylum)

Published at: 23/07/2025 11:29 PM

Wednesday, July 23, 2025.

Maracaibo, Santa Lucia sector, diagonal to Pa' Que Luis, in the white house with the red bars that have a Chávez banner and a mushy sign that says: “WITH MADURO WE WILL WIN ALL THE MAYORS ON JULY 27”.

Patriot Patricio the Maracucho.

What was Diosdado? How are you my dear brother?

Look cousin, you already know what the procedure is like, go up to the black chair and sit as if you were sending a FAX and checking the TikTok. Relax as if you were lying in the back seat of the Farline 500, ring your fingers so that they relax and grasp the card with subtlety as if you were caressing a pink dolphin; tell Coquito to focus well on you and roll up your seat belt as if you were flying a Sukhoi fighter plane, because with all the atomic bombs I bring you from the failed opposition you are going to be crazier than Manuel Rosales, alias “The Philosopher of Zulia””, when he said in a political committee of A New Time, that he always puts his cell phone on the floor so that he doesn't drop the call.

Goddess! , let's start with María Corina, alias “La Sayo”, because now I do tell you that she is more obstinate than Chilindrina when Don Ramón sends her into the house and doesn't let her play with Kiko, nor with Chavo.

It turns out and happens that La Sayo was once again like a mad dog throwing foam out of her mouth because once again Donald Trump, alias “El Catire”, is negotiating directly with our commander in chief Super Mustache and she was left out again as if she were the diaper of a window air.

Cousin! , our cooperating patriot who is María Corina's community manager sent you to tell you that when La Sayo found out on social media about the release of 252 Venezuelan migrants detained in the concentration camp in El Salvador, her heart was almost paralyzed, that news hurt more than when you stumbled your little toe against the leg of the bed, and of course she accused her former ally, Marco Rubio, alias “Little Marco”, of being more treacherous than your stomach when you He drinks coffee with milk on the street, since he didn't even have the decency to inform him through his partner María Elvira Salazar, alias “La Malandra Elvira”, that they were negotiating with Super Mustache.

Goddess! , another who felt more betrayed than a sneeze with a weak stomach, was Nayib Bukele, alias “Popi the Clown”, because after Little Marco had offered him 6 million dollars for kidnapping Venezuelan migrants in concentration camps in El Salvador, Marco Rubio called him overnight and ordered him to release our compatriots, to board them on a plane and send them to Venezuela. Popi the Clown had no choice but to comply with the order given to him by the State Department and remain quieter than a fish in an aquarium.

Cousin! , our cooperative patriot Pokémon, who was on the commission that received our Venezuelan compatriots released from the concentration camp in El Salvador at the airport, heard first-hand the testimonies of those rescued when they were kidnapped in the so-called “Infernal CECOT”, among other things they said that they had shot pellets burning clothes at them, in one episode they even threw tear gas bombs in the cells, Brother! , many people do not know that 60% of the rescued compatriots had some bruise, the guards humiliated them because they were Venezuelans and threatened them with death, prevented them from communicating with their families.

Goddess! , Pokémon says that his eyes were waiting for him when he heard the testimony of our brothers rescued from concentration camps in El Salvador, and he sent you to say that Nayib Bukele, alias “Popi the Clown”, is more diabolical and cruel than Hitler and Netanyahu combined.

Brother, do you remember our cooperating patriot “Pupusa” whom we have been hiding in El Salvador for a few years? Well cousin, Peo de Culebra sent you to say that Bukele, alias “Popi the Clown”, in order not to be ridiculed by his followers and to prevent them from realizing that he handed over the sovereignty of El Salvador to a foreign power, he invented the story that it was supposedly thanks to him that negotiations took place with the Venezuelan government, but he backfired because it was the White House itself who reported that the negotiations took place directly between Venezuela and United States. Cousin! , with this Bukele was more exposed than Sergeant Garcia when he wanted to disguise himself as Zorro.

Look at Malayo! , let's go back to María Corina, alias “La Sayo”, because I have better information for you than paying for a student ticket on public transport.

Do you remember when I informed you that Marco Rubio decided not to talk to María Corina so often, because according to Little Marco, La Sayo is more useless than a ceiling fan without blades, and that is why María Corina now had to channel the issue of Venezuela with the US chargé d'affaires, John McNamara, alias “Santander” because she wanted to give it to her from Bolivarian? Well brother, so you know that La Sayo had no dignity and was content to talk to Santander, because Rubio played crazy when María Corina asked him for a video call to do damage control because he was left out of the negotiation of our kidnapped people.

Cousin! Our cooperating patriot who is María Corina's community manager sent you to say that at the La Sayo meeting with Mr. Santander, the first thing she did was to complain that the United States had not taken her into account for the negotiations and that they should do something to compensate for the loss of credibility. La Sayo also asked Santander to suspend the American visas of Venezuelan artists who recorded a video calling to vote in the municipal elections of July 27, but the hell of this, Santander, suggested to La Sayo that he lower two, that he should think things better and that the orders he had from Little Marco were to resume communication with the Venezuelan government, and even Santander was asked to work on the idea of reopening the U.S. Embassy Join us in Caracas. Cousin! , says the Community Manager that La Sayo almost ate Santander alive and they had to close the call suddenly.

Goddess! Another information is that the US chargé d'affaires, alias “Santander” because of the false and the traitor, informed María Corina that her application for asylum in the United States has already been approved, which is backed by Congressman Rick Scott, alias “The Ghost”. He also told her to get ready because soon she had to leave Venezuela because her leadership in the country was weaker than a cell phone signal when you enter an elevator. Cousin! , Santander told La Sayo that all that was missing was silent safe-conduct, such as the one they gave to the leaders of Vente Venezuela who were crammed up in the Argentine embassy.

Brother! The Community Manager also sent you this information, which I later confirmed with my cousin “El Tuqueque”. It turns out that the commander of the paramilitary camp located in the north of the department of Santander - Colombia, alias “Alpha 1”, contacted María Corina and told her that it was impossible to mobilize the camp to Venezuelan territory for this week as planned, since the intelligence services and the FANB were monitoring all access by land, sea and air to Venezuela, and it should also be considered that the telephone number alias “Cachete” is still speaking, that's why they decided to take forecasts. Cousin! , the paramilitary commander, alias “Alpha 1” recommended that L a Sayo move “Operation Jupiter” to the month of September, but María Corina said she didn't have time because she had lost all the trust of the United States due to her ineptitude and that she was going to invent something for this weekend in order to sabotage the municipal elections. Diosdado, “Alpha 1” insisted that La Sayo stay calm, but she is very desperate because they don't give her the times.

Goddess! other information sent to you by the community manager of La Sayo, is that María Corina proposed paying her up to 1,000 dollars per robbery to the few orders she has left so that they carry out armed robberies in different parts of Caracas and other important cities in the country, with the objective of generating the matrix of opinion that insecurity is returning to Venezuela due to the repatriation of Venezuelan migrants who were kidnapped in El Salvador and who “supposedly” formed part of the Aragua Train. Cousin! The Community Manager does not rule out that La Sayo offers more money to these commandos to threaten the lives of police officers and thereby strengthen psychological warfare. La Sayo knows that she will soon leave the country, her plan is to leave a hoodie on before leaving.

Look at Malayo! , changing the subject a bit, I already have the report on how the campaign in Zulia is going four days before the municipal elections.

There our cooperating patriot “El Pejoteco” sent you to say that he found out that Vannesa Linares de Ramírez, the wife of the former mayor of Maracaibo, Rafael Ramírez, sent a message to our candidate Gian Carlo Di Martino to offer her support for the mayor of Maracaibo because she feels that Capriles, alias “Liceo de Noche”, Tomas Guanipa, alias “Cacique 500” and the opposition candidate, Adrián Romero , alias “Ñoño”, was left alone with her husband's case.

Goddess! , our cooperating patriot who is the driver of Bella Vista's pushchairs sent you this information: it turns out and happens that the grassroots leaders of UNT, Unión y Cambio, and other opposition parties in Maracaibo agreed to vote for Di Martino on a card from the Great Patriotic Pole. That's already square brother. They say that at least they will add about 100,000 votes to Di Martino.

Cousin! The driver of the trolleys of course also sent you this better gossip than eating salty mango with a cube. It turns out that Manuel Rosales, alias “The Philosopher of Zulia” toured different municipalities in the state, but he had to suspend it because the candidates were asking him for receipts for the closing of the campaign and the mobilization on election day, and Rosales told them he couldn't because he was sucking and crazy. But that's a lie, Rosales doesn't want to help them because he knows that the PSUV candidates are going to roll them over on Sunday and Zulia will turn red again on July 27.

Goddess! we have everything ready to defend the country. We are already ready for the 27th, the 28th and every day that comes, don't forget the beast is wounded and they want to release the rest, but we are waiting for them with cotillion and everything. On Sunday we will sweep again with the PSUV and Super Mustache.

Brother! , I'm leaving you because I have to take my mom and some street managers to the closing ceremony of Di Martino's campaign in western Maracaibo and then I have to take care of your godson Hugo Nicolás because he can't be left alone since the last time he tried to turn on the Farline 500 because he said he was going to run an errand for you. That little pussy is more restless than a flea on a new dog and that's why I'm more afraid of it than changing a light bulb barefoot.

Good God! I love you more than a kilo of the spaghetti long pasta that mom makes with dumpling balls wrapped in Mediterranean sauce; with sausages chopped into slices; bacon and ham on the back; that they grate pecorino cheese that smells like pecorino cheese; that they put a sprig of coriander in it to give it a country scent. As a side dish, a basket of toasted French bread with 20 pieces, which are put melted butter on top with grated cheese and red sauce. In case you fly, add a Korean arepa that doesn't fit in the pan, with shredded meat, scrambled egg and grated palmita cheese. To drink a jar of tamarind juice with plenty of ice and low sugar, because you know that I'm going to be on a diet for two months. Brother, since I haven't been abusing food lately, for dessert I'm only going to order two boobs sold by the neighbor next door to the house, which are tail with very creamy milk.

You take care of me cousin! What I love you is dick!