Narcopolitics! Learn how La Sayo finances vendehumos and what it asks against opponents who reject its surrender

Published at: 27/08/2025 10:52 PM

Wednesday, August 27, 2025.

Maracaibo, Santa Lucia sector, diagonal to Pa' Que Luis, in the white house with the red bars that have a banner of Chávez and a mushy sign that says: “DOUBTING IS TREASON, WE ARE SCREWED WITH OUR COMMANDER IN CHIEF NICOLÁS MADURO MOROS, WE WILL WIN!!!”.

Patriot Patricio the Maracucho.

What was Diosdado? How are you my dear brother? Look Diosdado, let's not fall into the same old thing, don't act like you don't know what the procedure is like, turn around, walk in the black chair and sit as if you were a driver of the buses that go to Carrasquero and El Moján. If you want to ring your fingers so that you can grasp the card more precisely, blow your nose so that your ears are uncovered; tell Coquito to focus well on you with the camera and prepare yourself psychologically and emotionally because with all the information I bring you from the failed opposition that asks for invasions, you are going to be crazier than Manuel Rosales, alias “The Philosopher of Zulia”, when he once thought that 5 coñas were waiting for him to come out, and it was that he had gone into the women's bathroom for mistake.

Brother! Let's start once and for all with María Corina, alias “La Sayo”, because she's more complicated than a fat guy trying to scratch her back with his hands and more bare than a beach volleyball court, because as always, we're 10 steps ahead of that Malayan and we know what she's up to.

Cousin! , I did what you asked me, I contacted our cooperating patriots “Tuqueque de Pared” and the “Community Manager” to deepen investigations into the connections that María Corina, alias “La Sayo”, has with the Albanian mafia that operates in Ecuador and with the Jalisco Cartel. Goddess! , hold on tight to that black chair because here are several atomic bombs coming to you.

It turns out and happens that, as your friend the minister reported, 87% of the drugs that are exported to the United States and Europe go along the coast of Ecuador and Peru using the Pacific Ocean, but that route hinders logistical operations and increases drug transportation costs, especially exports to the east coast of the United States and Europe, that's where alias “El Besnik”, leader of the Albanian mafia in Ecuador and partner of the Cartel of Jalisco, who placed himself under the command of María Corina, alias “La Sayo” through the alias “Maicao” leader of the Guajira Cartel. “El Besnik” had people to supply La Sayo with all kinds of high-caliber war munitions and explosives to generate terrorist acts, mainly in Caracas.

Goddess! , our cooperating patriot “Tuqueque” who has now managed to infiltrate one of the Albanian mafia's warehouses in Ecuador, sent you to say that he found out that the agreement between “El Besnik” and La Sayo, is that the Albanian mafia will supply all kinds of war material to La Sayo, which will be delivered through the Jalisco cartel and La Guajira, in exchange for María Corina, once she comes to power, allows them, to open a drug trafficking route through the western coast of Venezuela for the export of drugs to the east coast of the United States and Europe, at a lower cost and risk in operations.

Cousin! , look for a better place in the chair because here comes the good thing; the Jalisco Cartel sent her to tell La Sayo that they too have their requirements and can continue to help her with more weapons, ammunition and drugs, but in return, when La Sayo comes to power, hand over control of the border municipalities of Machiques, Jesús María Semprum and Catatumbo in the state of Zulia to reopen the drug trafficking routes that she previously controlled alias “Alpha 1”, leader of the paramilitary camp with which María Corina was operating.

Brother! there is other very sensitive information about the new agreements between the Jalisco cartel and the Albanian mafia with María Corina, alias “La Sayo”, but I can't tell you this way, I'm sending you the document, the photos and the recordings to the WeChat group “Resteados con Super Mustache” for you to send to your friend the minister.

Goddess! , our cooperating patriot who is the community manager of La Sayo, told me that María Corina knows absolutely nothing about the operations of the US military deployment in the Caribbean Sea, but she is obviously trying to sell the idea that this is a joint operation with her because everything is ready for her to be crowned president.

Cousin! Do you remember that last week La Sayo sent to spread the false news that the supposed military invasion was going to happen this Sunday that just happened? good brother! , so you know that the community manager told me that María Corina was paying 2,000 dollars to influencers, political scientists, digital portals, journalists, cartoonists and content generators on social networks to spread the opinion matrix that last week the United States was going to invade Venezuela. Goddess! , but I have a better gossip for you than sitting in the seats that are next to the emergency exits of the planes.

The community manager tells me that even Father José Palmar, alias “El Silbón” rented his Twitter account for 5,000 dollars a month to spread the opinion matrix of the supposed military invasion, which by the way Diosdado! , Father Palmar, alias “El Silbón”, after being on the payroll of Leopoldo López, alias “The Wireless Princess” is now suckling and crazy in the United States and nobody gives a shit about him, so he didn't think about it to rent the account.

Brother! , our cooperating patriot who is the community manager of La Sayo tells me that María Corina's objective with this psychological campaign on social networks is to demoralize the soldiers and the military high command of the FANB, but what La Sayo doesn't know is that ALL the soldiers in the army of our liberator Simón Bolívar and our eternal commander Hugo Chávez, have plenty of dignity and a moral armoured against any foreign threat; and besides, today more than ever they are rested with our commander in chief Super Mustache and with the defense of the fatherland.

Cousin! , another thing that the community manager of La Sayo sent you to say is that, given the success of the massive voluntary military enlistment of Venezuelans in the Bolivarian militias, María Corina will promote a campaign of attack and discredit against the enlistment process and even ordered to spread the news that they are going to sanction those who enlist. Brother! Do you remember that La Sayo with Súmate made the misnamed Tascón list? , well now try to do the same, remember that she's a neo-Nazi.

Goddess! The other thing that the community manager of La Sayo sent you to say is that she found out that María Corina asked Republican congresswoman María Elvira Salazar, alias “La Loca Elvira” to help her lobby in Washington so that the White House would sanction Capriles, alias “Night High School”, for having negotiated with the Venezuelan government the release of prisoners without her authorization. Cousin! Remember that La Sayo is sworn in to Liceo de Noche and is angrier than Doña Florinda at Don Ramón.

Malay! our cooperating patriot who owns the paddle tennis courts in Miami, where Juan Guaidó plays, alias “Juanito the Vacuum Cleaner”, sent you better information than having a cell phone with an infinite battery. It turns out, happens and happens that the media outlet EVTV Miami, where Juan Guaidó laundered money, went bankrupt to remove his body from FBI investigations for money laundering and money laundering. Goddess! Remember that I informed you about three years ago that Juanito the Vacuum Cleaner and Leopoldo López used this means of communication to launder money from USAID under the heading “free press”. By the way! Primo! Just so you know, the broollo has been confirmed! Juan Guaidó's wife left him for the gym coach, but we're doing good!

Brother! Other information sent to you by the owner of the paddle tennis courts in Miami, who has more friends than a liquor store owner who trusts, is that he found out that Vente Venezuela is advising the campaigns of the Republican congressmen in Florida and Voluntad Popular is running the campaign of the Paraco Uribe Democratic Center party in Colombia, what I don't understand is how some damn people who haven't won a presidency here advise presidential elections abroad, that's how mediocre the customers will be.

Goddess! , I went back to looking for a better seat because here you have better information than riding public transport and paying for a student ticket.

Our cooperating patriot “Sorbetico”, who is still undercover in Guyana, sent you this information so that you can send it to your friend the minister. It turns out, happens and happens, that since Irfaan Ali, alias “The Zelensky of the Caribbean”, knows that his campaign to take the Essequibo from us failed, he wants revenge with Venezuela by supporting the US military deployment in the Caribbean Sea to harm the image of our country; but he will be as arrogant as his friend La Sayo because whoever messes with Venezuela dries up like the roof of a palm tree.

Brother! , our cooperating patriot “Acordeón” sent you some photos showing Andrés Velásquez, alias “Drone Pilot” meeting with César Pérez Vivas, alias “El Rambo de Twitter” in Colombia. Cousin! they are plotting against Venezuela. Acordeón sent you to say that he doesn't rule out that Twitter's Drone Pilot and El Rambo are also operating with La Sayo the logistics of bringing military ammunition into Venezuela with the logistical support of the Guajira Cartel. I just sent you the photos to the WeChat group “Resteados con Super Mustache”.

Cousin! As you always tell me not to forget to send you a report of what is happening in Zulia, our cooperating patriot who is the driver of Bella Vista's pushchairs and a rank-and-file member of UNT, found out in the corridors of the UNT headquarters in Las Mercedes that Manuel Rosales, alias “The Philosopher of Zulia” did not want to publicly reject María Corina's calls for invasion and military deployment of the United States off the Venezuelan coast, because Manuel has a lot of investments in the empire and doesn't want to run the risk of Let them freeze since Rosales found out that La Sayo is also moving to get the gringos to sanction him too.

Good Malay! I have to leave you because I'm going to take your godson Hugo Nicolás to kindergarten because mom doesn't have much patience for him anymore, because the pussy speaks louder than an Herbalife salesman. Now Hugo Nicolás is doing it with a uniform from the National Labor Day that you sent him and he doesn't want to take it off even to sleep. I warned him that they wouldn't let him in the day care center wearing that uniform, but you know that the Malaysian is more stubborn than his mother when he goes to collect his pension at the bank asking that they give him the bills instead of swiping the card.

Good God! I love you more than a special triple tray of pasticho sold as “Marilyn” next to the brown INCE of Bella Vista in Maracaibo. The pasticho that is thrown into ground beef, shredded chicken and pork, which raises your cholesterol and triglycerides, you can barely smell it. Which has plenty of smoked ham, yellow cheese and bacon on its back. Which looks good golden on the top. On the side, two peasant rolls of the giblets cut lengthwise, toasted with melted butter and olive oil that the Copetuos use; a punch of cooked salad that they don't deny mayonnaise. To drink a plastic cardboard jar with a lemon full of ice. Goddess! , just in case, lest you get hungry, then add a mixed patacón of the trimardecíos that carry ripe plantains and sell them in La Criollita de la Coromoto. For dessert, in order not to stick to the diet because I feel that I am doing well with my new eating habits, attach a 3-kilo gypsy arm with a triple serving of arequipe and condensed milk with chocolate chips.

You take care of me brother! What I love you is dick!