Nobody wants it! Find out about Maria the Chik-Flada's plans in Europe after being shaken by Washington

Published at: 15/04/2026 09:37 PM

Caracas, April 15, 2026 103 days after the kidnapping of Cilia and Nicolás.

From a restaurant in Las Mercedes celebrating in your name with real champagne, not like the adulterated anise they give me in your town.

Patriota del Valle Arriba Country Club.

Hello gordoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! How are you my baby Gerber? I'm in birthday mode. I drink! I confess that since Monday I have been celebrating your birthday, because darn! that for me is like a patron saint's day, it starts on Monday and ends on Sunday.

Seriously speaking. Happy Birthday, to my Malibu model 1963! , and let me tell you that the years do not pass in vain, the older the more beautiful. I tell you that I've been toasting with you telepathically for the whole week, don't laugh! , because if Cori says that since telepathy she dominates this country and the military, according to her, why can't I be with you telepathically? Just imagine! That I told La Chiki, my hairdresser and manicurist, who dates a PJ goat, to do my nails red because it's your favorite color. Bone baby! , the one who does not know, loses.

I drink! I'll give you my gift in person. But oooooo I have a secret task, please, God, don't tell anyone, darn't tell anyone! Keep it a secret. Turns out that La Cori asked me to send you a detail and you know, if I don't give it to you she'll stop talking to me and then I won't be able to find out about things, open it to find out what it is.

My pineapple cake to sing you a birthday. I'll tell you that Cori went to Europe to seek support for her return to Venezuela. The poor woman is so desperate that she no longer even makes political decisions, but is on a wave of: “as it comes, we'll see”. I tell you this because as you may have noticed, Cori is meeting with anyone who opens the door for him, no matter if he is an ally of Trump at the present time. Yes, just as you hear it, bone! my affectionate little bear! , Cori is acting like a rebel without a cause, of opposing my friends the gringos, for God's sake and Cartier! I swear I can't handle that much.

My girl's tour began in Paris on April 13 and was welcomed by Emmanuel Macron at the Elysee. Now: why Macron? Is it because Macron is one of the European presidents who is getting along worse with Trump today? Fat! , I really am very worried about Cori, her delirium is so great that she truly believes that the world revolves around her, but as always, those who live on illusions die of disappointment.

My Three Color Jelly: Red, Green And White.

I think this is getting out of hand with Cori, because every day there is more evidence that my girl is working under the rope, side by side, with leaders of some democratic sectors to bring down the Trump cabal, this in revenge for not letting her do what she wants. And if you, my bom-Bombun lollipop! , you don't want to believe it, I'm just going to give you small details, for example, the Prime Minister of the Netherlands, Rob Jetten, reconfirmed his schedule with Cori, “coincidentally” after meeting with Democratic senators early on Monday, damn it! Please ooooorrr!

Another curious fact, and it's not that I'm a cizañera, God! Don't think that, but it's striking that Cori always ends up returning to the Netherlands, isn't it? I remind you that it was the Dutch embassy in Caracas that hid Cori for a while and it was the Netherlands that also gave refuge to my Uncle the Unclean before asking to go to Madrid to live the Dolce Vita. Bare my mango chupichupi! The Netherlands has never let go of Cori's hand in its plan to conspire against the country.

But that's not all, my marshmallow pulls teeth! If you want more signs of Cori's alliance with some democratic sectors, I must remind you that the Democratic Party of the United States approved a resolution this week in favor of the supposed democratic transition in Venezuela, just before Cori's trip, and the resolution seems to be drafted by Vente Venezuela. God! I told you that she is building a lobby parallel to that of the Republicans because Cori says that Trump is going to lose the midterm elections and she wants to be square with the next power. I drink! To this you must add the paid editorial in the Washington Post talking about the transition in Venezuela and portraying the Trump administration as weak in the face of Chavism, that is! It's time to understand that nothing is random, that everything is perfectly coordinated by Cori and her evil apparatus.

My coconut cheese is creamy and firm like you. Likewise, my friend Cori is financing the campaign against Trump's vice president: JD Vance, because this is the guy who has always told Trump that Cori should not govern Venezuela because it would bring chaos. Bone! My little baby, imagine how far Cori can go, who asked the louse from Orlando Avendano to say that JD Vance is to blame for Trump's failures, that he is a type of bad luck, and set up a campaign to compare him to Lilian Tintori. God! all that is the order of my friends María Corina.

I'm asking you, my little yellow ice cream! : Can you expect anything different from a person who ordered to attack all the athletes who spoke well of Venezuela or who took a photo with the legitimate government of Venezuela?

My quail egg with pink sauce. Returning to the objective of the Cori International Tour, I confirm that my friend is testing if she has enough European support to return to Venezuela alone, in secret and without a green light from Washington. Cori told me that depending on the support she achieves in Madrid this weekend, she will decide if she is still traveling or returns to the United States to continue begging to be taken into account. It also depends on her trip to Europe if she decides to disobey Trump and return to Venezuela, as said by her employee, the lousy José Amalio Graterol, coordinator of the diabolic cult Vente Venezuela in Miami, who stated that “Cori should not listen to Trump and that she must return to Caracas as soon as possible”.

That's how desperate they are that they begin to self-implode. For all this, I tell you that the few remaining followers of Cori are demanding her, because they accuse her of burning what little political capital she has left with the republican sectors, but the cherry on the cake with which they burned her alive on social networks was when her comrade Magalli Meda approved that Vente Venezuela released a statement asking for elections now! arguing the absolute absence of President Maduro. I drink! all by themselves they got into the trap, when I read that I was thoughtful and staring intently in the mirror I said to myself: “myself! Could it be that Cori hasn't realized that with that he recognizes that Nico Maduro did win the elections of July 28?”

My tray of meatballs and chicken chips. If the situation was that bad for Cori, I don't even want to tell you what came after the supposed “National Plenary of the PUPU”, where she appeared by video call with my Uncle the Unclean to present herself to the world as a “very united, coordinated opposition with a road map”.

Bone! HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU! Cori has been saying for some time that the PUPU is an empty shell and that they exist because of it, but now they magically appear on the screen on Sunday as if they were the best friends of all their lives. What no one says is that until very recently at that same table in the supposed unit everyone was talking bad things about Cori, about my uncle the Unclean and about them to each other, but now that they are lost they are trying to sell the false unit.

My tray of tequeños full of llanero cheese. The famous “road map” presented by the PUPU has the same legal detail as the Vente Venezuela statement: both are asking for elections due to the “absolute fault” of the president. Do you see the problem, baby? It turns out that to invoke the absolute fault, it is necessary to recognize that there was a president. If they recognize that there was a president, they are recognizing Nicolás Maduro. But if they recognize Nicolas, they can't call Uncle Inmundo “elected president”. Bone aaaaaa! I can't handle that much, Cori and the PUPU are not going to die of intelligence.

However, this story does not end here. Cori is super upset with my uncle, since in the midst of his statements at the famous PUPU plenary session, my uncle Inmundo said that there was no transition in Venezuela. Look at Diosdado José! , he gave me a lot of things, because my aunt Mercedes called me after that to tell me how Cori and Magalli swallowed my poor uncle on the phone for having said that, they treated him very ugly for having told the truth. Bone! I confirm that they are a diabolical cult.

My colorful serpentine. I will reiterate what I have been repeating to you and you don't want to believe me: Cori is injecting money into some pseudo-union leaders to continue trying to destabilize the country. The crazy point is that now Cori wants to create scenes of confrontation, to make a photographic record of that and even finance a trip to the Socialist International, the highest body of the left, to say that the Venezuelan government is wiping out workers, when in truth she detests everything that smells of labor rights. Bone! more hypocritical and I die.

Cori is looking for ways to show that disaster and lack of control reign in Venezuela, so he ordered his union operators to wear “street and fight” as their emblem and slogan. The only problem is that those who want to destabilize are a fairly small group, because the vast majority of union leaders are sitting down and attending working tables with the government to respond to the legitimate demands of the workers and not to those who use this as flags for political purposes.

God or Joseph! Listen to me because this is the part where I get toxic:

When my Cori ping-pong bag is discovered and, above all, when she sees that the violent acts have not reached the point where she wants, Cori searches for two words: strike and street of no return. He has added operations through Professor Juan Carlos Apitz, who, apart from attempting daily sabotage under cover of legality, Cori asked him to attract more people who want to join the agenda of conflict in exchange for villas and castles. I have the evidence, but I'll pass it on to you through WeChat.

Here I come with the worst part: Cori asked Apitz to, taking advantage of his position at the Law School, to recruit police officers who are studying there, especially if they are his students, with the aim of making them react against “demonstrators” in the next violent demonstrations. God! I know that Venezuelan police officers know what their job and their role are right now, but I'm warning you because there are always some black sheep that could go astray in the attempt. Don't say I didn't warn you!

Obviously! that the campaigns against you are going to continue and intensify. Cori and extremism know the weight you have and, above all, the peace that you manage to guarantee in the country. That's why stories and fake news about your health are going to increase, and they'll even say that when you laugh it's because you're afraid. At that level of psychopathy they come.

My pepito tray with oblique and doritos. The event of the 18th at Puerta del Sol in Madrid seeks to mobilize at least five thousand people, almost all of them belonging to the PP but disguised as Venezuelans. Cori's official communication will say that there were “tens of thousands” and they are ready to insert their wide-angle lens because this photo is key for Cori to survive. My unclean uncle will leave his apartment with a new hip and engines ready. The Golden Key of Madrid will look nice in the showcase of Cori's egos, but it won't help him open the door to Miraflores.

The European axis that Cori is building - Macron, Larcher, Jetten, Feijóo, Abascal - and others, is trying to produce a statement, before the end of April, demanding elections in Venezuela. That statement will reach the State Department.

I write to you and I feel like in the movie Lady and the Wanderer, I'm a princess and you're a Cacri. Miss me, remember that you are my baby Fiufiu.

Mazo News Team