Pueblo Alert! Find out about La Sayo's terrorist plans and what he's begging the gringos

Published at: 23/07/2025 09:44 PM

Location: Valle Arriba Golf Club

Patriota del Valle Arriba Country Club

Hello gordooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! How are you my chubby Politzia? , I am

on the club terrace almost disguised and it's not Halloween. God! I had to put on a Nifu-Nifa clown look to see if I could give a smile to my friend Cori, who since Friday, when she found out through the networks that the gringos negotiated with Nico Maduro and she didn't know anything, the poor one was full of hate, resentment, anger, even scary, she seems possessed by spirits from beyond.

God! No trick, no cunning! (without tricks or tricks) we have been saying for days that Cori is out of everything and she knows it, just as she is also very clear that her friends the three Cuban congressmen are taking out her body, that is, her body. I drink! Obviously, Cori is like the “amulet of misfortune”, much like my former friend Lilian Tintori. Obviously oooooo! The three “Crazy Cuban” have already guessed that with Cori they are in a tailspin, so they turned down the volume with Cori and there is a lot of silence. The only one who still stands up for Cori is Rick Scott, her asylum sponsor, and that's logical, since all of Scott's staff are members of Vente Venezuela.

MY MAC AND CHEESE! When I saw the news of the 252 Venezuelans returning to their homeland, I was very happy because of the reunion of so many Venezuelan families. But Cori was just screaming like crazy, she was not happy with the news at all and told me that this was a great betrayal, that they made a fool of herself! In the midst of the screams, you can imagine that Cori was only throwing pests at Marco Rubio and María Elvira Salazar, he said everything, even that they were a couple of good for nothing. God! I'll tell you a secret, but don't tell it, as a result of the negotiation between the government of my friends Trump and the government of Nico Maduro, María Corina resumed her channels with the Democratic Party, in short! helllouuu!

God! The truth is I was scared because Cori's blood pressure dropped, she turned pale, her lips white, her nails like purple. Cori shouted: “How do sons of (pii) make this pod for me?” Magalli, Pedro Uruchurtu and Claudia Macero were immediately activated by the signal chat, one more frustrated than the other, they were talking terrible things about Marco Rubio and all the gringos, including Catire Trump.

IT TASTES GOOD TO ME WITH NUTELA! When I started reading all the barbarities they wrote in that chat, it almost gave me a patatus! Pedro Urruchurtu reminded Cori that she should not rely on the support of the United States, much less could I trust my friend Marco Rubio, because Pedro says that you can never trust a gringo and a Cuban, but Diosdado Joseeé! for Louis Vuitton! they can't be so ungrateful, okay! That's how they pay Marco Rubio for parakeets. But I have to be fair, Pedro Uruchurtu was not the only one to speak ill of Marco Rubio and the Cubans, Magalli was also hard on them and even told Cori that she was going to send things about Rubio's private life to make Marquito's wife angry on social networks. God! Magalli told Cori that if things continued like this she would rather go to Spain because according to her, the Trump administration was a hotbed of garbage, really! What these people are talking about are pure flowers.

MY BUBBALOO GUM! Despite how badly Cori and his people talk about Marco Rubio and the Trump administration, the State Department, by order of Christopher Landau, did damage control to get Cori to stop her drama. Rick Scott was asked to make a video call with Cori; and John McNamara's louse, Palma de Coco's replacement at the U.S. embassy in Colombia, also made a video call to Cori and then referred to her as “The Iron Woman”, I suppose McNamara says that to Cori because of the cold, manipulative and bad people Cori is with Venezuelans. Cori was also given an interview on ABC in Spain and obviously, they let her speak in a second line of Fox News, that is, Cori does not speak on the big Fox News Nacional but in a small space on Fox Español that does not reach the entire American audience, but it serves her to project herself and deceive the rest of the world.

MY PILLO DE CHIGÜIRE WITH WHITE BEANS! Last week I told you that Cori “is alone” and as old-fashioned as your Walkman. Notice that until now her allies haven't come out and Cori is very resentful, for example, María Elvira Salazar's lousy woman is as dumb as a mannequin, and not to mention the Colombians, who don't even name her publicly after all the money that Cori has made them lose by exposing the corporate drug trafficking network, it's a disaster!

MY COCONUT PRESERVE WITH CONDENSED MILK! When Cori saw you on the VTV signal receiving the Venezuelan children who were rescued, he collapsed. He turned on and off cigarettes as quickly as his tears welled up. After half regaining her composure after the sponsorship he gave her, she called Sara Hana, the lousy Bukele's advisor, to ask her to stop the plane with the 252 Venezuelans until she could talk to Marco Rubio because they wouldn't leave her painted on the wall! How far can you go?

But as you understand, MY GRAPE CHUPICHUPI! , Cori's threats had no effect. Marco Rubio was spoken in the ear and as a result Bukele had to let the plane take off, and today we have back the 252 Venezuelans kidnapped in the CECOT.

MY GREEN-EYED TORONTO! the story doesn't end there. As you know, Cori has her bags ready to leave the country, even the gringos want Cori to leave so they can continue negotiating in peace, so a hairy hand tried to sabotage the recent negotiations demanding that the government of Nico Maduro should give María Corina a safe passage to leave Venezuela through the Maiquetía airport just as her mother left, even being escorted by the military to let her do her best show in the style of a bass novel budget. obvious! , someone here in Venezuela said denied!

God! Without feeling, there's nothing worth it! (Salsa, Grupo Niche) The one who was left the same or worse than Cori is Bukele's lousy one, because in addition to being left as a dictator, violator of human rights and perpetrator of crimes against humanity, he was left without his business in the CECOT, because without kidnapped Venezuelans goodbye to six million dollars, and his concentration camp officially ran out of a large part of his income. I drink! , Nico Maduro checkmate Bukele in his own field. What an irony! , isn't it?

By the way, MY CARAT OF CARIACO CORN! Cori was also checkmated a long time ago, but apparently there are still unwary people who believe her. I tell you that once again Cori deceived her closest friends, because a month ago she had told them that she was working on a negotiation to remove her disqualification and that Vente Venezuela was going to be legalized as a political party registered with the CNE; but with the arrival of the 252 Venezuelans, everyone realized that the negotiation was completely different from what Cori had told them, please! they don't want to understand that Cori always lies.

Another fresh lie from Cori is that she insists on saying that she is very close to the gringos, who are working hand in hand. God! Cori says that Donald Trump talks to her every day and that together they are working to achieve a political transition in Venezuela, but yesterday the lousy John McNamara, in an interview that made Cori very upset, said that Trump doesn't want to overthrow Nico Maduro, bone! Hellllooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

MY AFFECTIONATE LITTLE BEAR! , I told you about María Elvira Salazar's lousy lady and I almost forgot to talk to you about what's coming, do you remember that I once told you about the links between Abelardo De La Espriella, Álvaro Uribe's lawyer, and María Elvira Salazar's Crazy Cuban?

Abelardo wants to be president of Colombia, he is the secret letter of Uribism and drug trafficking. María Elvira is happy and worried about that, since Abelardo, by order of Uribe, was the one who got her out of the bankruptcy in which her ex-husband left her, obviously they used dirty money, so María Elvira became the congresswoman of the Colombian cartel in the United States.

To leave a public record and keep María Elvira under control, Abelardo De La Espriella and his wife, Ana Lucía Pineda, made formal donations to María Elvira's campaign, each for $5,700, exceeding the legal limit of 2,900 dollars per person, per election, in accordance with the rules of the United States Federal Elections Commission (FEC). But that was not a coincidence, nor was Abelardo's mistake, it turns out that the Colombians did it with every intention so that this would remain in María Elvira's records. God! That's why my friend the witch Maruja says it's very bad to sell your soul to the red thing.

I drink! And when María Elvira Salazar was asked about her ties with Abelardo De La Espriella, she simply said: “he is a prominent Colombian lawyer who lives in my district”, the world goes round! Diosdado José! and here everything is known, this story is not going to end well, you will remember me.

MY LINING WITH SUGAR! Another one that's not going to end well is my uncle Inmundo. The one who now gave him up crying and says that he wants to come and die in Venezuela, but that María Corina will never allow it, that's why my uncle Inmundo is thinking about how to rebel and get out of Cori's yoke. Listen to this, my fat Furrialeño! , open your eyes wide and listen: my uncle Inmundo wants to talk to Nico Maduro! , wants to negotiate to return.

My uncle Inmundo knows that one year after the July 28 election there is nothing left to do, they couldn't convince the world that their trap was real and that he was the president. Apart from the fact that uncle has already started to walk on land, he has my aunt Mercedes and my cousin Mariana complaining to them every day, because according to them, Cori only cares about the people she loves and who will never do anything for them.

God! , with all that my uncle Inmundo told me, I began to reflect. For a moment I stared intently in the mirror and said to myself: myself! , it's all the fault of Uncle Inmundo's ambition who believed the story that he would be president!

MY GUARAGUARA SOUP! In his desperation, my uncle Inmundo made a video from the comfort of his pent house in Madrid to scold the Bolivarian National Armed Forces because they haven't given him power. God! When I saw that video I immediately called my aunt Mercedes to ask him what circus was that? Tia told me that it was a strategy, because since Cori's video didn't work, but rather the military liked it very badly, so my uncle decided to make one to see if he ran with better luck, and I really think it went well for him, because nobody criticized him because hardly anyone saw him.

Changing the subject. God! , if you were running for mayor on July 27 I would go and vote for you, because you would be the sexiest mayor of all. By the way, I almost forgot to tell you that Cori doesn't want to hold meetings with VEN on Mondays or Tuesdays, as they did before, so you don't reveal her plans on Wednesdays, but she didn't count on my cunning.

God or Joseph! , this is the part where I get toxic. LISTEN TO ME! that I'm going to give you details of what's coming up for July 28th.

First, Cori does not abandon his idea of force and maintains a closed group with whom he coordinates terrorist actions. Since I have a mirror on his phone, I know everything. For his idea of terror, Cori is working on two plans; his “Plan A” of terror is to take advantage of the elections of July 27, to set up a street show with hired criminals, like last year, maintaining the hope that something will happen. Her “Plan B” of terror is to bet on the surprise factor, that is, if we expect Cori to do something on July 28, she will move it to mid-September on the recommendation of the paramilitaries with whom she is coordinating, but God! This operation will be a new failure because there is enough information that your friend the handsome, the handsome one, already has on his desk in the minister's forum.

Second, Cori is pushing for my friends the gringos to apply financial isolation, that is, a total blockade of Venezuela and to reinforce secondary sanctions against the oil sector.

Third, until today, because tomorrow they have another meeting, and with only five days left until July 28, the only activities agreed by Cori and the VEN team are: generating a communication avalanche which will begin with Cori's usual message speaking to the country; meanwhile Claudia and Pedro Uruchurtu are taking care of getting Cori's few remaining international friends in the world to make videos and pronouncements to support my uncle Inmundo on July 28th; At street level, there is nothing organic because Cori knows that no one pays attention to his calls; in short, they have not yet defined if they are going to make saucepans, the game of the chair, the game of the egg and the spoon, among other great ideas that Magalli has.

I write to you and I feel like in the movie Lady and the Wanderer, I'm a princess and you're a Cacri.

Miss me, remember that you are my baby Fiufiu.

Mazo News Team