Pueblo Alert! Find out why La Sayo is contacting traitor soldiers

Wednesday, July 16, 2025.

Maracaibo, Santa Lucia sector, diagonal to Pa' Que Luis, in the white house with the red bars that have a Chávez banner and a mushy sign that says: “WITH MADURO WE WILL WIN ALL THE MAYORS ON JULY 27”.

 

 

What was Diosdado? How are you, my dear brother?

 

Look cousin! , don't get mad at me, remember that what I'm going to ask you is only for your sake, please sit in the black chair and carmalize yourself. Move your neck sideways, call the yoga teacher “Coquito” because when I give you all the information I bring you, you're going to be crazier than Manuel Rosales, alias “The Philosopher of Zulia”, when he found out last week that the baseball and the softball are not the same.

 

Cousin! , let's start with María Corina, alias “La Sayo”, because she's more entangled than Mrs. Florinda, explaining to Kiko why she takes him out of the house every time Professor Jirafales stops by for a cup of coffee.

 

It turns out that our cooperating patriot, who is the community manager of La Sayo, sent you information that I later confirmed with our cooperating patriot “El Gringo”, so that you can send it to your friend, the Minister of Interior and Justice. Cousin! La Sayo, through an operator she has, contacted former military and police officials who had become enraged with the Narnia government of Juan Guaidó, alias “Juanito La Aspirador”, and who were later abandoned in Colombia in 2019 after the Cucutazo, do you remember?

 

Good brother! , María Corina sent these deserters to be contacted to 'offer them to reactivate their positions and promote them if they enlisted in the paramilitary army, which according to her, is about to enter the country to carry out a coup d'etat between the last week of July and the month of August. Cousin! Remember that I already told you about that operation that in code they called “Operation Jupiter”.

 

Goddess! Do you remember our cooperative patriot “Herbalife”? The one who is quieter than a boy stealing his dad's car taking it out in neutral and pushed, well! Since 2019, Herbalife has been undercover in the group of former police and military deserters who ate the story of Juanito The Vacuum Cleaner, so Herbalife sent you to the WeChat group “Resteados con Super Mustache” a list with the names of all the deserters that María Corina has been contacting.

 

Cousin! , this information that I'm going to give you is more delicate than carrying a pack of soda cracker in your pocket, but I'm authorized by your friend the minister to say it this way.

 

Our cooperating patriot “Casco e' Moto”, who is called that because his head is bigger than an airplane turbine; he was in the operation carried out by the special units of the CICPC in the Guarataro neighborhood of Caracas, where the commander of the commandos, Darwin René Mendoza Peraza, alias “Cachete”, was killed, whom María Corina ordered to rob with heavily armed gangs, the surroundings of the Miraflores Palace on the nights of 28, 29 and July 30, 2024.

 

 

Cousin! , take a seat back in that black chair because here's where the good stuff comes to you.

 

In the conversations between alias “Cachete” and the paramilitary commander, alias “Alpha 1”, they talked in code about the plan they had set up, but we decoded everything. There they talk about the coordinates where the alias “Cachete” should be positioned to receive two speedboats off the coast of La Guaira and hide its crew members, all Colombian and Ecuadorian paramilitaries, in neighborhoods surrounding the Miraflores Palace and the headquarters of the main public authorities of the State. Brother! , according to information collected on cell phones under the alias “Cachete”, they planned to commit terrorist actors three days before the municipal elections to generate chaos and force the CNE to suspend the electoral process.

 

Goddess! , Casco e' Moto sent you to say that among the objectives assigned to these mercenary groups were the Miraflores Palace, the headquarters of the CNE, the Supreme Court and the Colombian embassy in Venezuela.

  

Brother! , other information sent to you by Casco e' Moto, which I later confirmed with our cooperating patriot VitaFer, is that the Colombian mercenaries who were captured 15 days ago spying on the Guri hydroelectric power plant were the ones who betrayed the alias “Cachete” in an interrogation by SEBIN, as well as other leaders of the constricted commandos in La Guaira and in the state of Aragua; but to give those details this way I am not authorized to Your friend the minister, so I will send the aerial images, maps, names, surnames, telephone numbers, license plates of vehicles and motorcycles that were going to use these elements to the WeChat group “Resteados con Super Mustache” along with the other information you asked me two days ago, which is spicier than washing your armpits with chili pepper.

 

Cousin! Do you remember that last week the community manager of La Sayo informed us that Marco Rubio, alias “Little Marco” was officially removing La Sayo's body? Good brother! , María Corina is still more concerned than a passenger on a crashed bus because it's been more than 10 days since Marco Rubio hasn't answered her phone or received any of his emissaries in Washington. Our cooperating patriot “El Gringo” told me that the last thing Little Marco said about La Sayo was that it smelled more than a fish after two days without a fridge. Likewise, our cooperating patriot “Hello Kitty” who works in the close circle of the Republican congresswoman “María Elvira Salazar”, alias “La Malandra Elvira”, learned that in the last conversation that Malandra Elvira had with Little Marco, he gave her the order that all issues related to the Venezuelan opposition should first be channeled with the US chargé d'affaires in Bogotá or with Christopher Landau because of the issue of the opposition Venezuelan woman was more annoying than the label on a tight shirt when she scrapes your neck.

 

Goddess! , our cooperating patriot “Hello Kitty” also sent you two more good pieces of information about the empire than removing blackheads from your face with your fingers. Hello Kitty says that you say this in the deck: we received his contact information at the State Department, that Marco Rubio presented a plan to Donald Trump, alias “El Catire”, to deport Venezuelan migrants to maximum-security prisons in Syria, Afghanistan and Nigeria when the “Alligator Alcatraz” concentration camp exceeds its capacity to receive migrants. The other thing is that Nayib Bukele, alias “Popi the Clown”, told Marco Rubio that he would not be able to receive more Venezuelan migrants deported from the United States in his concentration camps in El Salvador, even if they paid him, because his image was badly damaged nationally and internationally by the issue of human rights, to that add to the fact that people are starting to lose their fear of Bukele and the rottenness of his government is beginning to come out, gray days are coming to Popi.

 

Cousin! , our cooperating patriot “El Madrileño” sent you to say that last weekend another vote broke out between La Sayo and Inmundo González, because María Corina sent him to tell Chespirito that he should record a video calling not to vote in the municipal elections of July 27 to publish it this week on his social networks, but the Inmundo played an idiot and until now he doesn't want to do it. The Madrilenian says that Chespirito's wife, Doña Mercedes, is the one who is putting a cap on Chespirito so that she stops throwing balls at María Corina.

Cousin! , Edmundo González, is still quieter than the door of the pantheon because he is putting pressure on La Sayo, Chespirito wants to show that he has character, next week when I bring the full picture.

 

Goddess! , our cooperating patriot who owns the paddle tennis courts in Miami, where “Juanito The Vacuum Cleaner” plays, sent you more warm information than a furniture cushion after a fat man like me knows pa' after three hours. It turns out that the owner of the paddle tennis courts found out that Enmanuel Rincón, alias “Fresh Lie”, was hired by Republican senator Rick Scott to run digital portals in the United States with the intention of selling false positives and false news about alleged crimes committed by Venezuelan migrants in the United States, all of this has a macabre objective: to argue for the mass arrests and deportation of our compatriots who live there. But that's not all, brother, in this rotten business against the Venezuelan community in the United States, there are also journalist Orlando Avenaño, alias “Donkey with Sleep” and influencer Javier “Hala” Madrid, alias “The Supremacist”. Primo, this proves once again that these pussies are more disgusting than sneezing with a mask on.

 

Another thing cousin! , over there our cooperating patriot El Pejoteco, who is more faithful than a 98 Toyota Corrolla “Baby Canrry” - 1.8 engine - full injection, sent you to say that he has already managed to infiltrate the political team of Ramón Guanipa, alias “Mister Muscles”, son of Juan Pablo Guanipa, alias “Tequeño Crudo”. Pejoteco sent you to say that Mister Muscules' plan is to become the new leader of the radical opposition when La Sayo finishes dying politically and with that to follow the legacy of his father the Tequeño Siniestro, who by the way is more forgotten than public card phones, who speaks of Juan Pablo Guanipa, unless he is the son?

 

Goddess! , as you always tell me not to forget to send you information about the branch of heaven; I tell you that our cooperating patriot who is the driver of the Bella Vista pushchairs in Maracaibo and is also a member of A New Time, sent you to say that he found out that Manuel Rosales, alias “The Philosopher of Zulia”, said that he was not going to go out and campaign with the opposition candidate for mayor of Maracaibo, Adrián Romero, alias “El Ñoño” because when Ñoño loses the mayor's office on July 27, they're going to endorse that new defeat against him.

 

Cousin! Another information sent to you by the driver of the carts for posts is that the Philosopher of Zulia has already received the first polls he sent to do in Zulia and they reflect that our candidate for mayor of Maracaibo, Gian Carlo Di Martino, will win the mayor's office with more than 65% of the votes and that Chavism will give a good name to the 21 municipalities of the state in the elections of July 27, as Super Mustache ordered the last time he went to Maracaibo. Brother! parenthesis, I have to “send a message to García” because in Zulia there is a pussy who wants to impersonate me and tells the candidates to pay him to appear in the cards, look brother! You have to be very stupid with a lot of balls to do that to Patricio El Maracucho, nothing more and nothing less, than María Corina Machado's former bodyguard and Diosdado Cabello's friend.

Good brother! I'm leaving you because I have to take your godson Hugo Nicolás to Ana María Campos park so he can play with the skateboard jumpsuit you sent him, because he is more of a cricketer than a girlfriend with freshly dried hair and freshly cast nails.               

 

Good God! I love you more than a demon-possessed hamburger sold on Hunger Street in La Coromoto, in San Francisco, at the “Moon Burger” stand; one of those that are larger than the drawers of a Ford750 dump truck from the year 86 and weigh more than lifting a 20-liter bottle of water; the trivergatory hamburger of those that comes with shredded meat, pork fresh from the slaughterhouse and grilled chicken soaked with garlic sauce and plenty of condiments; that you put everything in it From the cheeses: palmita a The griddle, zebu, yellow, fried cheese and cheese of the year that smells like pasta; with slices of yellow banana fried in reheated oil, thick slices of ham and smoked bacon, crispy and golden brown; with half a carton of fried eggs; with cabbage striped in long strips and soaked in vinegar, slices of tomatoes and onions; enough pickles that are spicy and contain seeds; with french fries and all the sauces, with extra barbecue and a teapot Tartar sauce gizzard. Goddess! , in case the hamburger doesn't tickle me; add an additional service of chicken wings, of which 20 units come in. To pass this sandwich a respective Big Cola of 3 and a half liters, with a glass of those recycled mayonnaise filled with ice. For dessert, a wafer of those sold right there where “Moon Burger”, whose cone is so big that it looks like a washing machine tub, only strawberry and butter, lest I dislike it, that they throw dandis balls, two lollipop sticks, condensed milk and in the ass of the boat that they throw Arequipe on it.

 

You take care of me cousin! What I love you is dick!