Pueblo Alert! Learn about Chik-Flada Machado's new terrorist plans

Published at: 27/08/2025 10:01 PM

August 26, 2025
From the underground

PATRIOTA DEL VALLE ARRIBA COUNTRY CLUB Hello

Gordooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! How are you my chubby Politzia? I'm still in hiding, all good for Valle Arriba but don't say it in public because Cori gets angry. I tell you that I am a little tanned, not because I went to the beach but because I secretly signed up for the militia, because when the national clarion calls, even the Louis Vuitton wallets are forgotten.

God! I don't like standing in lines, but to get ready for my country I tell you that I did it with pleasure because I don't want my friends the gringos to come and damage the landscape, that is, to break into our territory to steal our country's oil. No! God of Joseph! That's not Chic at all, bone! God! , an infidelity, the only Marines I can tolerate are the Marines who live in the Valle Arriba Park Juan Marín building; Carmen Marín; Luisa Marín and La Concha Marín.

MY PEAR COMPOTE. The enlistment process put my friends Cori in a cold sweat, so much so, that he's asking that they denounce all the patriots we went to enlist, well! Whats? , that means that for Cori, defending the Homeland is a crime. I drink! I think that the MAGA, who are characterized by being patriots and nationalists, should give GRIMA to them when they hear that Cori doesn't mind selling her homeland in order to achieve power, that's why Cori is not wanted among the MAGA.

MY LITTLE POET BY RIKO MALT. I don't understand when my friend Cori became a murderer. With the money that comes to Cori through her magical friends from Jalisco and La Guajira, she is financing the tough communication campaign with which they want to drive Venezuelans crazy, I imagine that this helps Cori not to feel that she is the only crazy one in this story, please! In addition to paying journalists and influencers, Cori pays high-caliber media agents, because the new strategy of Cori's communication team is to make her lie in the American media with the objective of trying to create an environment that justifies, within the United States, force action taking advantage of the anti-drug deployment with which they want to try to break the morale of my green friends, that is, of the military.

MY GUANAGUANA TORREJA WITH PLENTY OF SUGAR, I have a TEA for you to laugh. It turns out that last Friday when the power went out in various parts of the country, Cori called me euphoric to tell me Sifri corrreee that the marines have arrived! I drank I was crazy and upset! , that is, in shock. I tried to explain to Cori that it was simply affected by the force of rain, but she insisted that it was the marines parachuting down. God! that's normal because my friends are experts at lying to themselves.

My COCADA WITH CONDENSED MILK AND CINNAMON. Cori failed her followers once again, because she had promised in the strategic coordination chat that the marines would arrive on Sunday, in other words! helloouuuuu!

Goddess! Speak quietly that we are in hiding.

MY VANILLA GOLD COOKIE (because Mr. Chourio is a dark oreo cookie). There are hundreds of thousands of dollars that Cori pays monthly to make people believe that she is plugged into Marquito Rubio's power strip, but the truth is that Cori is out of everything, so she has no other option but to lie compulsively. As I have been telling you for a long time, Cori is not the brain, much less a neuron in this game, she is the filler used at their convenience by Cuban-American congressmen; Colombian narco-paramilitarism; Ecuadorian and Peruvian drug gangs; the bosses who own banks who fled the country after stealing the savings of Venezuelans; of ExxonMobil, and of all those living dead who take oxygen and gain visibility only when they talk about Venezuela. Poor Cori, thinking that she was the protagonist of the film and she turned out to be the filler in the filling!

MY SPAGHETTI WITH LISA'S EGGS AND RED WINE. The only thing I saw arriving on Sunday was my bottle of champagne, by the way, a super handsome delivery that looks like you brought it to me. Obviously my sweetie! Cori took advantage and got drunk with frustration to see that once again they left her alone and with her spirit on the pier of San Blas. I drink! , Cori was very angry with Christopher Landau, the Undersecretary of State, because she told me that Landau had assured her that everything was ready for her to be president. Good God! That childish and irresponsible attitude of some American officials doesn't surprise me at all, many behave not like diplomats but like clowns, there you have several failed congressmen with very sad lives and who now want to be rockstars on social networks talking about Venezuela, because within their own country no one pays attention to them. God! That was before United States officials imposed respect, today many American pseudo-diplomats are a shoddy joke and leave my friends El Catire in a very bad light.

MY FRIED AREPITA WITH A SMALL HOLE IN THE MIDDLE, WITH DIABLITO, BUTTER, MAYONNAISE AND TOMATO SAUCE. I'll tell you that some famous Think Tanks in Washington don't escape decadence and clowning either. The same people who wanted to disguise a military intervention in 2019 with the entry of supposed humanitarian aid, are now trying to disguise force aggression under a supposed fight against drugs, I really can't believe it! Bone aaaaaa! The paradoxical thing about these narratives is that the humanitarian crisis was created by the same members of the opposition, and in the case of the supposed narco-state, Venezuela is the country that fights drug trafficking the most in the region, my baby boy! they became very predictable clowns, so when they attack Venezuela things don't work out for them, fa-vooooor!

MY YELLOW AND ROUND FURRIAL CUFF, pay attention to this. It turns out that the State Department's security advisors realized that with the Venezuela issue they are not skating on ice, but on the sand of Coro's sand dunes, so they decided to try to change the narrative that the supposed drug that is sent to the United States no longer leaves the Cartel de los Soles, but that, according to the irresponsible people installed in the State Department and the United States embassy in Bogotá, Nico Maduro uses the ELN! Oseaaaa! they no longer know what to invent and as the love of my life says: “every day they become more entangled in their own lies”.

MY BANANA AND CHEESE MANDOQUITA. Just as they become entangled in their lies, they are also entangled with the pressure and blackmail they are exerting on countries in the region to support the plan to sell Venezuela as a narco-state. Of course! We're talking about lackey governments that “pee” in their pants when the phone rings. The sad thing about this whole story, MY PONSIGUE JARRITA, is that in Latin America and the Caribbean they haven't realized that Marquito Rubio's supposed anti-drug fight is not to have a drug-free region, but to reimpose the control, power and manipulation of the United States over this great neighborhood.

MY BOLERO BAG. An example of what I am telling you is currently happening with the neighbors of Trinidad and Tobago. God! Do you know that “marquito” is obsessed with Venezuela and that is why he has been moving his chips in the Caribbean for months. Rubio knows that Caricom is a bloc that, although not always aligned with Venezuelans, has to recognize that it has an anti-imperialist vibe that Washington doesn't like. So what does Little Marco do? pressure my friends in Trinidad to bypass Caricom and join it under the “façade” of working for “regional security”.

SUCK ME — CHUPI BONAICE. I'll tell you that Cori, after 8 bottles of wine, told me that Christopher Landau is a gossip and gave her all the details about Marco Rubio's vision and true intentions with the island of Trinidad and Tobago. Cori told me that Marco Rubio defines Trinidadians as “the pawns of the Caribbean”, for the record, that was given by Cori, not me.

God! Wipe your eyes because what you are going to read is very strong. It turns out that my Trinidadian friends, as Cori told me, do not know that there is interest on the part of the State Department in sabotaging the Dragon gas project between Trinidad and Venezuela for two reasons: first, because they say that if Trinidad succeeds in making the project materialize, its revenues can exceed 2 billion dollars per year in its best phase, which also strengthens Trinidad's position as an energy hub in the Caribbean and helps make Trinidad less dependent on the influence of the United States; second Instead, Cori says that Rubio is playing hard to get the company currently responsible for the project, which is of British origin, to leave Trinidad and thus favor ExxonMobil, which is its main financier. Finally Diosdi! , Cori told me that Rubio is dancing to Trinidadians and that if she were to become president she would have to do exactly the same thing because she has a pact with ExxonMobil, that's right! Trinidadians don't know that they are selling their souls to the devil.

Now, MY TAMARIND JUICE, my friend Britney Spear told me, God! Don't be rude! , I'm not referring to the singer, that's the nickname of my friends from the State Department who always sends you kisses, hugs and I die of jealousy when she does. It confirmed to me that Marco Rubio's people have been working with lobbyists in Washington; with representatives of oil and gas companies such as ExxonMobil, Hess and CNOOC; they have also met with envoys from the Guyanese government in order to get their hands on Trinidad, and a couple of months ago they met with Marco Rubio in Miami, is that right? That's why I wouldn't be surprised if the DEA uses Trinidadian neighbors to invent their usual false flag operations, please!

MY GALAK CHOCOLATE, I tell you that I spoke to my cousin Carolina, the daughter of Uncle Inmundo, and she told me that the vampire from Ledezma coordinated a meeting for my uncle with a communication and marketing consultant back in Spain whose name is Rafael Cerame D'Acosta, and it turns out that everything was to get ready because uncle filthy took the account that if the marines arrived last Sunday as Cori said, then he had to be sworn in on Monday, obviously! This plan was made by an uncle behind Cori's back, it's the same as when the uncle went to Madrid without saying anything to her.

The truth is that the marketing company my uncle hired is more expensive than putting botox in Beverly Hills! Why did uncle hire them? because he knows he's out of everything and Cori has been walking on him like an old rag.

MY GROUND BEEF PATTY WITH BREAD. That's not new, Cori wants to disappear my uncle Inmundo, she says that as long as my uncle is alive, he will be a hindrance. I'll tell you that there are people behind Cori who are helping her to position her as “the president” in order to leave my uncle Inmundo aside, such is the case of General Flynn, who by the way, Cori is very angry with him and spoke to me about Crazy Flynn because this week he didn't call her president as usual, but referred to Cori in a distant way calling her “the opposition leader”, why will it be? What changed that Flynn knows and we don't?

MY OLD COW CANDY. I tell you that Cori was going to die with that of General Crazy Flynn, but she was more scared when she found out that the Chinese are still strengthening their relationship with Nico Maduro, so they ratified all the trade agreements, including a 20-year shared production agreement with an investment of more than a billion dollars, Diosdi! My poor friend Cori, I am very sorry that not a single one hits.

DIOSDADO JOSÉ LISTEN TO ME BECAUSE THIS IS THE PART WHERE I GET TOXIC! I told you that communication campaigns were coming to try to implode Chavism and the Venezuelan left, that plan is still in place, so Cori will continue to allocate resources to pay specialists in spreading rumors and stories that generate a supposed division, his great desire is still to touch the Bolivarian National Armed Forces.

At the same time, the menu has not changed. Cori, his allies and his bosses will continue to bet on false positives to justify the withdrawal of force, as well as they will continue to try to create communication waves about an alleged arrest warrant by the ICC.

This week Cori has zoom meetings with people in Colombia, they are looking to see if they put aside the idyll of the marines to return to their usual narco-terrorist actions, especially since Cori told the lice in his inner circle that, if December came and they had not yet been able to give Nico Maduro the coup d'etat, that would be the end.

Cori was also waiting for Simonovis to return from vacation who was with a new girlfriend, I'll give you the data to WeChat. Expect that when they are reactivated in a few days they have something ready in Caracas, Valencia and Maracaibo. They also want to execute something at a military base in Guárico.

I write to you and I feel like in the movie Lady and the Wanderer, I'm a princess and you're a Cacri.

Miss me, remember that you are my baby Fiufiu.