Pueblo Alert! Learn about Chik-Flada's new plans involving Mexican drug cartels

Published at: 20/05/2026 08:36 PM

May 20, 2026, 138 days after the kidnapping of Cilia and Nicolás.

From the VIP lounge of Hotel Bristol Panama, waiting for Cori.

Patriota del Valle Arriba Country Club.

Hello gordoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! How are you, my baby Gerber? I'm in travel mode, so damn it! , I came to Panama because Cori asked me to accompany her, since according to her, this trip will define many things about her future. God, don't make that face! What do I do if my friends still think they have a promising future? Drunk! It is understandable that she wants to see me, because I am the only true friend she has left; on the other hand, Magalli has never been a pedigree, she is an envious one who treats her out of interest, not because she truly appreciates her. Oseaaaaaa, how do I explain it to you!

MY GROUND BEEF PATTY WITH BREAD

Cori doesn't mock, she insists on doing things the wrong way. Drunk! It only occurs to my friends the loquis to meet last Friday with Mexican senator Alejandro “Alito” Moreno Cárdenas, national president of the PRI. Yes, my life, of the PRI! A political party in Mexico that is synonymous with corruption, extortion and protection against organized crime. God given Joseph, explain to me! What is Cori doing meeting with a guy accused of illicit enrichment and association with crime? Bee, I don't understand! How my friend, the “incorruptible” one, sat down with this character, or rather, I do know, but I'll tell you about it later.

God! In addition to Cori's constant blunders, there is the cold of truth, who is already starting to knock on her door more strongly. Finally my girl understood that she is being left alone! The last thing he had left of supporters and grassroots militants began to distance himself and to abandon ship, something completely logical, because people get tired of lying and manipulation. Baby, imagine Cori's level of concern, who with a broken voice said textual words to me: “sifri, people are no longer responding to me”! God! For the first time in three years my friend admitted what we all know: his leadership, if he ever had one, evaporated. Cori also told me, between you and me, that several of his advisors, including Pedro Mario Burelli, Carlos Blanco, Antonio La Cruz and even Magalli Meda herself, recommended that she take urgent decisions and “stop the bleeding”, because the little commanders that used to applaud any of her WhatsApp audio, today demand that she lacks a realistic political plan. Bone, please ooooor!

MY PARBOILED EGG BECAUSE WE'RE ON A DIET

The latest serious opinion studies confirm that my girl comes like a dive plane, and that is that people are not stupid. Drunk! the few Venezuelans who still believed her are opening their eyes: she promised to return in December 2024, then in January 2025, then “very soon”, then “before the end of the year”, then “sooner than they think”... and here we are in May of 2026, with the lady walking between Washington, Bal Harbour, Madrid and now Panama, giving away interviews just out of desperation not to die in the media. His other desperation is to revive violence in Venezuela, that repeated deck that Cori pulls out every time the plays fail. God! people understood that Cori is a mythomaniac, and as my aunt Mercedes, Tio Inmundo's wife, says: “María Corina lies so much that, even if she sometimes tells the truth, she lies about something”. Even his most loyal financiers are turning off the faucet, tired of his fantasy world. I mean, what a shame with the visit!

MY GUARAGUARA CONSOMÉ

Another repeated deck that Cori pulls out when under pressure is that of “copy and paste”. God, for Dior and for Cartier, darn it! Did you know that Cori copied himself again from us Chavistas? Yes, don't make that face. Faced with a drought of ideas, Cori ordered to start a pilgrimage, a faithful copy of the one that Chavismo is doing, and he entrusted it to the lice of Henry Alviárez and to the “raw sandwich” that is not missing at parties, the secret friend of La Chiqui, my hairdresser who now works in a spa at the Cerro Verde Shopping Center. But obvious! , Cori's pilgrimage is not to ask for an end to sanctions or peace, but to proclaim herself “the chosen one” and sell the perception that the people are crying out for her.

MY WINNIE POOH BEAR

Cori's pilgrimage turned into an “anti-Essequibo” and “anti-political” tour, trumpeting confrontation and hatred instead of peace. This Henry Alviárez dedicated himself to skinning other opponents, including Enrique Márquez, who between you and me - we both know - has a more economic objective than a political one and is more false than a 15 dollar bill printed with a laser on bond paper. The pilgrimage that was supposedly for “freedom” and “elections” ended up being a fight between the oppositions. Cori and her friends are definitely cannibals: when they no longer have anyone to eat, they eat each other.

Knowing that it is coming in a tailspin and that in the United States there is no one left to bother, I say visit, the advisors recommended that Cori leave Gringoland quickly and start a tour. But getting a government to receive it is becoming more and more difficult every day. Pedro Urruchurtu was making superhuman efforts to get some other president of the region to lend Cori the stage for his show, and so far as I write to you, they have received no further confirmation other than that of Panama. Drunk! The majority of the Latin American right does not want to photograph themselves with someone who is throwing hate at Catire, although they did not rule out that another country would join the blackmail of the “Innobel Prize”, which is the badge that my girl uses to force an audience.

MY SWEET LITTLE MONDONGUITO

Do you know why Mulino agreed to receive Cori? Because according to the Vea Panama survey of May 14, 79.3% of Panamanians believe that the country is on the wrong track and 76.3% evaluate its management as bad or very bad. In other words, Mulino is tight, and he believes that a photo with the Innobel Peace Prize could distract the Panamanian people from their internal crisis.

But Diosdi, do you want to know why Cori is losing support from Latin American presidents and former presidents? Get ready baby! , that this is the theory of the year: Cori is the new Lilian Tintori. Yes, as you read it. In the inner circle of Vente Venezuela they already call her, amid bitter laughter, “María Tintori Machado”. The reason? My friend is Gafe (dumb). Bone aaaaaa! God! If you doubt what I'm saying, just check my girl's last victims.

Cori went to the inauguration of José Antonio Kast in Chile, she took her smiling photo with him, and since then that government has not stopped having problems with security and governance. He was photographed with Rodrigo Paz in Bolivia, and look now! , are on the verge of a social outbreak. He went to Madrid to hug with Isabel Díaz Ayuso, and look now! , the lady is involved in a major corruption scandal. Better not to mention my Uncle Inmundo, who is getting worse every day thanks to the dread of my friends. Definitely, everything Cori touches makes up the six brown letters! That's why I thought that, before seeing her, I should wrap myself in tobacco paper, put on some jetties and put a sack of ruda in my wallet, because Cori's evil eye is at its maximum power. I mean, I can't handle that much!

Returning to the Panamanian show, I tell you that the real objective of all this Choir montage is not Mulino or the migrants: it is to formalize their pact with the scorpions of the Unitary Platform. Yes my king, just as you read it! My friends are going to kiss Ramos Allup's envoy on the forehead after she has been calling them sold for years, she is going to embrace Delsa Solórzano after mistreating her to the point of anger, and they are negotiating the return to the Platform of Tomás Guanipa, Stalin González and Henrique Capriles, the three lousy people whom Cori has humiliated for years.

MY TORTICA THREE JUICY MILK LIKE YOU

Look how Cori's trap goes, that one of the people who has done the most harm to Delsa Solórzano is precisely Magalli Meda, and yesterday she gave me the potato when I saw that Magalli was giving RT to Delsa Jennifer in X. Drink! they are all hypocrites. When I found out about the pact between Cori and the PUPU, I was thoughtful, looking intently in the mirror, and I said to myself: “myself! , it's not possible that Cori, after swearing that she would never hang out with those people, now the Unitary Platform is her only oxygen bottle.” This is what I have been telling you, my king: Cori is in a tailspin and prefers to put a cloth on her nose, to make a pact with the PUPU since that is the only way to have some people in the field to keep her moderately alive. Cori's pilgrimage didn't work, she needs a street, and that's why she's inviting the PUPU, with all expenses paid, to Panama. God! Who will pay for those tickets, luxury hotels, transportation, food, wine, champagne and expensive whiskey? Once again we are walking on the dark money of those who believe themselves to be the ultimate authority on purity.

Although Magalli told me that while the money is coming from Mexicans, Cori's stopover in Panama has the support of several businessmen of dubious origin, including Orlando Soto, president of CAVEX (Chamber of Venezuelan Businessmen Abroad). This controversial figure is the husband of Adriana Rincón, head of the newspaper El Venezolano in Panama, and has been identified in corporate records as a director of the company Dolphin Tugs together with businessman Pablo Torres Chong. In November 2025, both were mentioned in news reports for the seizure of a tugboat with 13.5 tons of cocaine in Panama. God! I don't want to say it, but it's clear that Cori is very close to the world of drugs, not to say that she's in it.

MY WET BREAD DOUGH IN GUARAPO

Those of the so-called “Freedom Group”, that new brotherhood where the former vigilantes of UNICA got involved together with the lice of A New Time, the same ones that last year claimed to be “democratic opposition” because they wanted to participate in elections, are now making efforts to meet with the Unitary Platform, because they want to revive the MUD and include Cori just so that she doesn't persecute them on social networks, although I have bad news for them: neither they will love her, nor will she love them. Baby, I can confirm that these people are also betting on violence, they are chameleons, they are not sincere in their agendas, they are buying time because they are convinced that Chavism is on the verge of implosion! Please ooooorrr!

MY CREOLE PAVILION WITH AVOCADO AND WHITE CHEESE

Thus, like all dino-mice, that is, the mice that became dinosaurs trying to come to power today want to meet again to relive those times of the Democratic Coordinator, because they are exactly the same. Leopoldo López doesn't want to be left out, that's why he's campaigning. I, naive to myself, thought that now that he is a Spanish citizen, he would rest easy fighting for his MEP, but since he is also part of the brotherhood that believes that Chavism is going to disappear, so he has returned to the burden.

¡Diosdado José LISTEN TO ME, because this is the part where I get toxic! My friend Cori will arrive in Panama trying to mobilize a handful of the migrants that she abandoned herself, but now they are suitable for the photo and she is looking for them, she cries as if they were family. For this he is using his operator Vladimir Petit, who will move people from the supposed university he manages in Panama and also serves as a channel for him to launder part of Cori's money. Just like in Spain, what the PP and Vox did, Mulino's party will guarantee some mobilization for Cori to make the show full, that's more than staged.

My baby Gerber, since the Colombian cartels have already been hard on Cori, now she is going to target Mexican cartels via PRI structures in Campeche and Quintana Roo. Then don't say I didn't warn you: the money will come disguised to pay for guarimbas, motorcycles and Molotov cocktails. Tell your friend about the minister's handsome, handsome, cute little eyes, because this time the money goes through Cancun before landing in Petare.

Diosdi, the so-called Libertad Group (UNICA plus UNT) will continue to move so that the Unitary Platform and Cori will accept them again. My torontico, you will surely see a historic photo between Ramos Allup, Manuel Rosales and Magalli Meda, all three of them acting as if they had never insulted each other.

Drunk! they will continue betting on the implosion of Chavism using people who claim to be “Chavista”. I warned you last week that Cori had hired an international black campaign agency; I don't think you're reading my WeChat. My friend La Chachi works at that agency and confirmed that this week the campaign doubled its budget, counting precisely on the money that Cori is about to receive from Mexican drug trafficking. You will see bot farms multiplying, “supposedly repentant former Chavista officials” appearing on YouTube with pixelated faces, manipulated audios of supposedly disgruntled military personnel and the narrative of “the regime has already fallen inside” flooding TikTok and Instagram. Induced implosion marketing, my king: pure lie packaged in HD and 4K.

Crazy Leo continues to move silently to return to Venezuela and overthrow Cori; I'll leave it there, you already know who the operators are trying to pave the way for him. And there's another very dangerous move you should note: Cori is looking to visit Benjamin Netanyahu in Israel.

In the meantime, let you know that the SIFRICHAMAS (Sifrinos with Chávez and Maduro) are willing to fight with a stiletto heel and a Louis Vuitton wallet. It is time to return to the streets with our people, who are under the watch of those who are trying to take one last blow to try to take power in Venezuela the hard way. Neither is Chavism dead, nor are we going to let them lead us to a civil war. Here we are.

I write to you and I feel like in the movie Lady and the Wanderer, I'm a princess and you're a Cacri.

Miss me, remember that you are my baby Fiufiu.