Pueblo Alert! Learn about Rubio's plans with the FBI and the DEA to fuel narrative against Venezuela (+fake news)

Wednesday, September 10, 2025.

Maracaibo, Santa Lucia sector, diagonal to Pa' Que Luis, in the white house with the red bars that have a banner of Chávez and a mushy sign that says: “DOUBTING IS TREASON, WE ARE RESTRAINED WITH OUR COMMANDER IN CHIEF NICOLÁS MADURO MOROS, WE WILL WIN!!!”.

What was Diosdado? How are you, my dear brother? Primo, don't act crazy, you already know that it's time to sit in the black chair. Don't waste time brother, sit back and carmalize yourself; start relaxing as if you were a gandola driver lying in a hammock. Brother, take a deep breath through your nose, hold the air for three seconds and then slowly dump it through your mouth; brother, if you can, tell Coquito to focus well on the camera, blink several times and quickly, ring your fingers and count to five, because with all the information I bring you from the fascist opposition you are going to be crazier than Manuel Rosales, alias the Philosopher of Zulia, when he said that he always speaks alone but never answers, because he doesn't like talking to crazy people.

 

Brother! , now I do tell you to put on your seat belt and tighten it very well as if you were piloting a Russian Sukhoi flying over the Atlantic façade of Venezuela, because Sayonism and the external enemies of the revolution are more desperate than a diver without oxygen because nothing has worked out for them and they are more exposed than a WIFI without a password.

 

Cousin! , before starting to give you the information I have for you about María Corina, alias “La Sayo”; I have to tell you that our cooperating patriot “Mickey Mouse”, who works in the White House and has more relationships than Candy Candy, sent you to say that neither the Pentagon, the State Department nor the White House spokeswoman have been able to deny the Venezuelan government when she said that the show of the alleged vessel sunk in international waters by the US military was the product of a poorly staged story.

 

Goddess! , what Mickey Mouse says is that in US and international public opinion, there is an important rejection of this action, which at first they tried to sell it as a blow to the non-existent Cartel of the Suns. The United States government violated its own international standards and treaties, to the point that even the UN and recognized NGOs had to go out and reject the operation that included the murder of Venezuelans.

 

Malay! Another one that is passing more oil than a cast Optra engine, and also, is more powerless than a fork in a cup of soup, is María Corina, alias “La Sayo”, since even she herself recognized that the alleged sinking of the boat in the Caribbean is more false than an episode of Closed Case and that is why she has been silent.

 

Goddess,! Our cooperating patriot, who is the community manager of La Sayo, told me that María Corina, in a telephone conversation with the alias “Maicao”, a liaison with the La Guajira cartel, informed her that Marco Rubio, alias “The Lord of War”, is putting more pressure on her than a submarine nut, because according to Maicao, the Little Marco says that La Sayo must comply with carrying out at least one operation that generates chaos and commotion inside the Venezuelan territory so that they can act with greater reason.

 

Cousin! , the community manager tells me that alias “Maicao” told Sayo that trying to bring ammunition and drugs into Venezuelan territory to generate false positives was now more difficult than gargling upside down; and even more so with the military deployment in the four cardinal points of the country that just ordered Super Mustache; but Sayo told alias “Maicao” that she cannot give up at this point and proposed a plan to attempt on the life of the defense minister, Vladimir Padrino López and other commanders of the FANB with the help of the dissident gangs that still operate in the country, but he told the alias “Maicao” to help him with a new supply of weapons because she no longer had enough coves left to carry out this operation.

 

Goddess! , hold on to the black chair because here comes an atomic bomb from mollejúas; the community manager told me that Sayo contacted the leader of the band “El Cagón” that operates on the Eastern Shore of Lake Maracaibo and Trujillo, and offered her 5 million dollars in cash and immunity when she came to power if they attacked the oil platform that a Chinese transnational company is installed on Lake Maracaibo; part of the plan may include exploiting some tanks of PDVSA oil storage located in the municipalities of Cabimas, Lagunillas, Simón Bolívar and Valmore Rodríguez de l Zulia, which according to La Sayo, is oil that will soon be loaded onto Chevron ships heading to the United States.

 

Another thing brother! , since Sayo no longer has time left because she says that Christmas begins in the month of October and Venezuelans are more obchincheros than maracuchos in a piping dawn (with Monday holidays included), María Corina also took on the task of contacting dissident groups of bands that have already been disbanded in Venezuela, such as the Aragua Train, the Tren de los Llanos, the Coqui band, Wilexis and Niño Guerrero for regroup them, offer them money and immunity in exchange for helping them to carry out a definitive coup in the capital city, or rather Diosdado, to dust off the Phoenix operation that was planned for the end of September and that we had already dismantled with the dismantling of a terrorist act at the Plaza Venezuela station and the confiscation of more explosive war arsenals in Maturín, Puerto Ordaz and in El Hatillo. Cousin! , what I tell you is that all of this is going to be more complicated for La Sayo than drinking soup with a fork, because we have infiltrated the white Apple Airpods 4 headphones that she uses to answer calls on SIGNAL and we know what she's up to.

 

Goddess! , I received better information than when you were given permission to bathe in the rain; the community manager of La Sayo told me something that I managed to confirm with our cooperating patriot “El Gringo”. It turns out that María Corina, alias “La Sayo” asked her friends from Florida's Republican congressmen, better known as “The Three Stooges”, to convince the warlord, Marco Rubio, to name the U.S. military deployment in the Caribbean as a fight against the “Cartel of Los Soles”, as revenge against the military high command of the FANB for not supporting a coup d'etat in Venezuela and for be loyal to our people.

 

Cousin! , another thing that the community manager sent you to say is that Sayo sent her longliners to sell smoke to spread the false news that some F-16s of the Venezuelan air force wanted to attack the US warships that are in the Caribbean, all this in order to increase tensions between Venezuela and the United States, but that fake news was more ignored than the white letters that appear after a film ends.

 

Brother! , look for a better seat because I have more information for you. The community manager tells me that she heard Sayo say that she does not rule out taking extreme measures even with Inmundo González himself and other opposition leaders outside the country to feed the matrix of chaos and blame the Venezuelan government. Primo, with this, the community manager refers to the fact that María Corina is capable of sending an attack on Chespirito's physical integrity in Madrid in order to victimize herself and get some political oxygen since she is more deflated than a poorly baked cake.

 

Goddess! , what I'm about to tell you is more serious than a clown at a wake. Our cooperating patriot “Mickey Mouse” sent you this information so that you can send it to your friend the minister. It turns out that, like Marco Rubio, alias “Littler Marco”, he is running rougher than Tomás Guanipa when dry law falls on a weekend, because the false positive of the alleged sunken boat in the Caribbean didn't work out, “The Lord of War” is setting up a plan with the FBI, the DEA and allied cartels to set up false drug seizures in the Dominican Republic and Panama coming from Venezuela. Cousin, you know that the Mickey Mouse hardly ever peels with the information it sends us, we have to be more alert than a cemetery guard at 3:00 in the morning.

 

Malay! I have more good information for you than eating powdered milk with sugar on the sly.

According to our cooperating patriot who owns the paddle tennis courts in Miami where Juan Guaidó, alias “Juanito the Vacuum Cleaner”, Marco Rubio, alias “The Lord of War” pressured the governor of Puerto Rico, Jenniffer González, alias “La Gringa”, to join the aggressions against Venezuela in exchange for guaranteeing his re-election with the United States, which translates into political and financial support. Cousin! , says the owner of the paddle tennis courts that the governor could not stand two requests to put the island at the command of the Little Marco show in the Caribbean.

 

Cousin! , our cooperating patriot “Tuqueque de Pared” who is undercover in Ecuador, got you this other information so that you can send it to your friend the Minister of Interior and Justice. It turns out that in the face of the US military deployment in the Caribbean and the latest statements made by our Commander in Chief Super Mustache, and our vice-president comrade Delcy Eloína Rodríguez, where they presented evidence that more than 70% of the drugs produced in Colombia are exported from Ecuador through Daniel Noboa's banana companies, alias “Mafioso Boy”, Noboa and the Albanian gang agreed to suspend, until the tide goes down, all the logistics of exporting drugs along the coast of Ecuador, since they are more bathed than chicken coop because they are more bare than the roof of a motorcycle.

 

Goddess! , sent you to ask our cooperating patriot “Bocachito” if you saw the seizure of three speedboats with drugs that our FANB carried out this week in Zulia. Bocachico says that these boats were going to be used by the Guajira cartel on Sayo's orders in a new false-flag operation off the coast of Falcón state and the island of Aruba to incriminate Venezuela with the show of the Cartel de los Soles.

Another thing, brother! , over there our cooperating patriot “El Pejoteco”, who sometimes loses more than the cover of a pendrive, sent you to say that Capriles is still behind Manuel Rosales, alias “The Philosopher of Zulia” so that he can stop guabineo and support him in rejecting military invasion attempts, but Rosales tells him that he doesn't want to mess with that issue since he has a lot of investments in the United States and in Panama. Cousin! I got tired of telling you that Manuel is more treacherous than sneezing when you have diarrhea.

 

Good Malay! , I'm leaving you because I have to take your godson Hugo Nicolás to the market to buy him new clothes because that pussy grows faster than the mountain.

 

Goddamn, what I love you is dick, you hear?! I love you more than a three-story demoniated patacon sold on Cuatricentennial Hunger Street in Maracaibo, of those who fry the banana with superheated shortening oil; that comes three-phase: with pork, chicken and shredded meat, that each floor has a slice of creamy zebu cheese, smoked ham on the back and slices of yellow cheese; with slices of tomato and onion, shredded cabbage and carrot; including strips of bacon Well fried in oil, I know it's an abuse on my part, but if they can It's better to put slices of mortadella than the ones in the CLAP box, it's better, besides Diosdado, remember that I like patacón with cheese au gratin, in fact! wrapped in mozzarella cheese, the kind they put on pizzas. Cousin! , let the patacón be soaked with all the sauces: red, white, a stripe of mustard, and the teapot of tartar sauce to add to taste. Look Malay! , since today is my day off from the diet that the cardiologist sent me to do, I'm going to take the opportunity to add it to drink a three-and-a-half liter Big Cola, with plenty of ice, served in a glass of mollejuos. Brother! , for dessert, a Coconut Brush with Colita and Condensed Milk on top, of those sold in Snow, the large glass that costs 5 dollars, and can be refilled up to twice.

 

You take care of me brother! What I love you is dick!