What is going to be good is the conspiracy between Tequeño Crudo, Lester, Gustavo Ruiz and Manuel Rosales for the control of Zulia, that will be everyone against everyone, but our cooperating patriot Pokemon told me that the fight in Popular Will for territorial control has already begun. Brother! Did you see the mockery that was armed with the statements made today by Tinder scammer, that is, Lester Toledo, stating that the entire interim had to be investigated and that Guaidó never gave him a Coca-Cola? Go cousin! I am glad that the Malaysians are back, because politics had already become boring, so you'd better buy yourself a cotufa machine because what we're going to keep seeing is to pick up the stage and die laughing.
Cousin! Look for a better place in that chair because now I have more good information than secretly eating powdered milk with sugar. Goddess! But just so you know, I didn't want to tell you this on Monday when you came to Zulia, but I had to go back to my ex “La Popis” to get this information that I'm going to give you.
This is the famous “Political Conclave” held by María Corina, alias “La Sayo” last week in Panama, with the mini-parties of the Unitary Platform, better known as the “PUPÚ”. Popis tells me that MariCori called for this lockdown with the fascist opposition parties to sell herself to national and international public opinion as the leader of all the parties, and the one in charge, as if she were “Cruela de Vil” in the movie “101 Dalmatians”. But also, Popis says that Sayo had to enter the conclave with a rag on her nose, because that smelled more than sewage sewers, because of the characters who attended the meeting.
Brother! “Popis” says that out of all the straw that María Corina spoke at the conclave, what she did say seriously, without mincing words and in a threatening way, was that she was the only leader of the opposition, and also, the only authorized spokesperson before the entire international community. Also, she made it clearer than transparent glass to the “PUPÚ” parties that, if there were elections in Venezuela, she should be the candidate; and she clarified that the parties A New Time, Union and Change and Enrique Márquez, alias “Rubber and Replacement” are not part of PUPÚ, and that you have to take care of them because they are more treacherous than the “stomach” when you have cramps in the street, that's why they're talking about creating a new g4.
Iodized! But our cooperating patriot “The Smurf” who is the leader of one of the mini parties that attended the conclave in Panama, tells me that Sayo, to fuck Juan Pablo Guanipa's “Tequeño Traidor” and Leopoldo López, alias “The Wireless Princess”, appeared in the enclosure that she will call only primaries to choose opposition candidates for governorates and mayors; in order to benefit the candidates of Vente, because according to her she is the great carrier of the opposition; But with The bad joints it now has, what became a submarine with holes; and I'll explain why:
This weekend, I reviewed some metrics sent to me by your godson Hugo Nicolás from social networks, which evidenced the high rejection of the few remaining followers of Sayo in reference to María Corina's meeting with the PUPÚ parties, formerly G4, MUD and Democratic Coordinator. So much so, that the anger on the different digital platforms towards Sayo was harder than a kick from RoboCop. The biggest complaint was from those who demanded answers for meeting with the same people as always and with those who have stolen more than Juanito Alimaña in the interim. Brother! This is so true, that at the Sayo street event in Panama City, Venezuelan migrants spontaneously booed Delsa Jennifer, Ledezma's vampire, Tequeño Siniestro, Leopoldo and everyone who was riding the stage with the MariCori.
The farce is over! Learn why the Panama show exposed the failure of La Sayo and the struggles of extremism
Courtesy Internet
Published at: 27/05/2026 11:30 PM
Wednesday, May 27, 2026.
Maracaibo, Santa Lucia sector,
diagonal to Pa' Que Luis, in the white house with the red bars that
have a Chávez banner and a mushy sign that says: “RETURN NICOLÁS AND CILIA” WE WILL WIN!
Patriot Patricio the Maracucho.
What
was Diosdado? How are you my dear brother? Cousin! What are you
waiting for to sit in the black chair? Give it a Malay quickie because
we have people waiting for the letter.
Brother! You know
how everything is; I ask you to sit down before starting with the tricks I bring
you, lest your bilirubin drop in the face of all the blunders of the extremist opposition that
asks for sanctions.
Goddess! Do you know the hues of eucalyptus and lemon balm that mom
gave you on Monday during your visit to Pal' Zulia? Well brother, tell yourself to
take a very hot drink, tied with lemon, so that you
can relax and gradually assimilate all the gossip I bring you. Take advantage
if you want, since you are sitting down, take off your shoes and stay in
socks, and don't forget to write to brother Jorge Rodríguez to
confirm that tomorrow you are going to get up early in the office to be
first in line, because with all the information I bring you about the fascist and failed
opposition, you are going to be crazier than Manuel
Rosales, alias “The Philosopher of Zulia” when he said that he sometimes starts hitting the clock to kill time.
Goddess! I brought you more good information than putting your high school shirt to dry behind an old fridge.
Cousin!
but before starting to drop the atomic bombs that I bring you; you
have to admit that I was the first to inform you that after
Yon Goicoechea, alias “Cashea”; Lester Toledo, alias “The
Tinder Swindler”, was going to return to Venezuela, because he had already applied to
benefit from the Amnesty Law, and without saying anything to anyone, so that the extremist sectors of which he is a part would
not be called a scorpion or a traitor.
Brother! On this subject of the “
Tinder Scammer”; our cooperating patriot “Pokémon” who is the nail and filth of
Lester Toledo and always gives us information; he told me that behind the
“Tinder Scammer”, they also want to return to the country, benefiting from the Amnesty Law: Juan Guaidó, alias “Juanito the Vacuum Cleaner”,
Carlos Vecchio, alias “I Didn't Fui” and the same “Wireless Princess”
by Leopoldo López.
Cousin! Pokémon also told me that, the “
Lester Swindler” had all the photographic records that had been erased
with his friend Guaidó on the internet, so that people would forget that he was part of the interim government of “Juanito the Vacuum Cleaner” and
that together billions of humanitarian aid and
USAID were stolen; ask Lester Toledo if “Angel Falls Consulting” allows him to live like a rich man without having to work.
Goddess! Connecting
one thing with the other; our cooperating patriot “Ropa Sola”, who
is called that because he is so skinny, that he doesn't have a big toe; he told me that
he found out that the leaders of the mini parties that make up the “PUPÚ” went “and that” to Simon Bolivar International Airport to receive the
“Lester Swindler” but the background was that they were calling for the Venezuelan authorities to arrest Lester Toledo to
stage a new media show.
But you and I already knew that wasn't going to
happen, because weeks ago, Lester had asked for his respective Cocoa and
we were aware of everything, whoever believes that he came to the good of God,
doesn't understand anything, I hope he behaves well and does his job of doing real
politics, although cousin you know how politicians from
Maracucho are addicted to acting, attracting attention, being
news and likes on social networks, because otherwise, they can't sleep in peace.
Mazo News Team