Viper's nest! Learn about Juan Pablo Guanipa's plans to move to La Sayona

Published at: 25/03/2026 10:24 PM

Wednesday, March 25, 2026.

Maracaibo, Santa Lucia sector, diagonal to Pa' Que Luis, in the white house with the red bars that have a Chávez banner and a mushy sign that says: “RETURN NICOLÁS AND CILIA” WE WILL WIN!

Patriot Patricio the Maracucho.

What was Diosdado? How are you my dear brother?

Look cousin! , sit once and for all in the black chair, let's not waste time on the people who are looking at the deck; go back to order the Guayoyo coffee you like, and have it repowered with a cucuy finger to recharge your batteries, as if you were an 800 amp Duncan car battery. Goddess! , if possible, open and close your hands several times, ring your fingers and then move them as if you were playing 5 and 6; let me know that we have done all this in the past and it has worked for us to set the perfect and harmonious environment before reading the letter. Brother! , take advantage and confirm live and directly to brother Jorge Rodríguez that, like every Thursday, you are going to go first thing tomorrow to his psychiatric office, because with all the information I bring you about the fascist opposition, you are going to be crazier than Manuel Rosales, alias “The Philosopher of Zulia”, when he once said that he was always hiding in his work, because a good worker is hard to find.

Well brother, be serious as if you were a clown at a wake, because all the information I bring you is confirmed and is more delicate than drinking coffee with milk before boarding a plane.

Goddess! Do you remember our cooperating patriot “Mini Mi” who is called that because he is shorter than a chair without legs? Good brother! , the “Mini Mi” works in a Venezuelan food place in Doral where people very close to María Corina, alias “La Sayo”, always go to eat. It turns out that the “Mini Mi” heard when these people commented that at the recent meeting that MariCori held with Senator Rick Scott, alias “Scott's Emulsion”, they talked about the need to eliminate you (cousin forgive me but I don't know how to understand this). Diosdado, María Corina is of the idea that if they want to disappear Chavism and the revolution in Venezuela, they must take you off the board and make it look as if you are part of an internal war in the political high command of the Revolution.

Cousin! Do you know that since the “Mini Mi” is shorter than a refrigerator leg, the pussy could be hidden under the next table to continue listening to what these characters from MariCori's closed circle were talking. The “Mini Mi” also managed to hear that María Corina proposed to Rick Scott that he, together with the Crazy Cubans, should revive the opinion matrix that presidential elections would soon be called in Venezuela and that the opposition candidate should be Sayo, all this to try to prevent María Corina from dying in public opinion and to prevent dwarves from growing up in the opposition, as is already happening with Juan Pablo Guanipa, alias “El Tequeño”. Diabolical” and with Enrique Márquez, alias “Replacement Rubber”.

Goddess! , this information sent to us by the “Mini Mi” connects with what our cooperating patriot “El Pejoteco” told me this morning, who must be given a bonus because everything he has informed us lately has happened. Pejoteco told me that Juan Pablo Guanipa's little traitor announced that he was going to tour the country “and that” to ask for elections to be called and that María Corina be the candidate, but deep down the little hellish boy he is doing is selling himself as plan B betting that Sayo will not return to the country because she knows the mess she got into with her partners outside. The possessed Tequeño wants to be the standard-bearer of the radicals. Diosdado , the Pejoteco says that Juan Pablo Guanipa wants to stab MariCori in the back because he knows that Sayo will not support his candidacy for the governor of Zulia and least of all for the Mayor's Office of Maracaibo unless the Talanquera jumps from PJ Borges to Vente Venezuela, but it's forced because the little traitor sticks a copper ball with Julio Borges's axon, remember that they scraped the pot by stealing You charge for the AN2015, on the other hand María Corina steals only pa'ella because her hands are shorter than Barnie the happy dinosaur.

Cousin! , according to our cooperating patriot “Yasuri Yamileth”, who pretends to be a member of Vente, Sayo is clear about Juan Pablo Guanipa's conspiracy against her, but María Corina says she is waiting for him in the small town. Yasuri said that it is no coincidence that after Juan Pablo Guanipa held a virtual meeting with Senator Rick Scott, the following week Sayo also went to visit Scott's Emulsion, they say the bad tongues, that among all the things they talked about, La Sayo warned Rick Scott not to give a lot of rope to the apocalyptic boy because she has it in sauce and it's not exactly tomato.

Brother! , I almost forgot, there is other information that “Mini Mi” asked me to send you, but since it's very delicate I'm going to leave it to you in the WeChat group “Resteados con Super Mustache” and it has to do with the people who are singing about what the lady wants to do, you know where and against whom.

Goddess! Look for a better position in the chair, because here I have better information than getting the remote control of the television on the furniture at the first hold.

That's where our cooperating patriot “El Chupa Cabra” wrote to me and is called that because it's uglier than an old car underneath. Chupa Cabra told me that there is alias “Replacement Rubber” out there meeting with small political parties that have their cards registered with the CNE and at these meetings he tells them that when the election comes he has to be the candidate, because according to him, he has Donald Trump under control, as María Corina said, these people don't learn.

Brother El Pejoteco also told me that another one that is touring some municipalities in the country is Tomas Guanipa, alias “Cacique 500”. The hell is up with the task of electroshocking Capriles' party, Union and Change, because that party doesn't grow even with industrial yeast. According to Pejoteco, Tomas Guanipa aims to bring to this empty shell the grassroots political leaders who have been forgotten by AD, UNT and the First Justice of the “child killer” Julio Borges. Goddess! , but those meetings convened by Cacique 500 look like a movie theater in the morning, that is, they are more bare than a library on a Sunday, that is failure after failure.

Cousin! , on the other hand, our cooperating patriot VitaFer tells me that others that are passing more oil than an Optra engine when it bends valves is the Unitary Platform, better known as the PUPU. VitaFer says that the PUPU used to be an empty shell, but now there's not even the shell left. Delsa Jennifer says that the failure of the PUPU is due to the fact that its general secretary, that is, Roberto Enrique, alias “Wet Napkin”, is weaker than the one who gave the name to the pink sauce, but at the same time Roberto Enrique holds María Corina herself responsible for the failure of the PUPU, since she never sent the economic resources to keep the Platform afloat as promised when he left Venezuela. Diosdado, VitaFer heard that there was a fish tank underwater there, that is, Andrés Velásquez asking Sayo to name him as the new general secretary of the PUPU to make it reemerge, but as if Sayo left him in sight by SIGNAL.

Cousin! Before I leave the fighter I'm going to leave you a ñapita because I love you more than a Sunday when it rains. That's where our cooperating patriot ASOMAMA wrote to me, who is called that because he is the director of the Association of Husbands Abused by Women and is also a member of A New Time. Diosdado, ASOMAMA learned that Freddy Superlano, alias “Motel Penelope”, is in talks with the philosopher from Zulia to go to UNT because, according to Superlano, the Popular Will party no longer exists in Venezuela and Leopoldo López has more rejection than the Epsteim list. Superlano says that Leopoldo abandoned him and his relatives while he was in prison for supporting his subversive plans against the country.

Goddess! I need a favor from you. Please! Tell your godson Hugo Nicolás to stop for a moment during Holy Week the work he does to you in the situation room of artificial intelligence, to become more like an actor in the viacrucis of Holy Week that they do every year in the cathedral of Saint Lucia. Primo the priest of Saint Lucy is offering Huguito Nicolás the role of Roman soldier, but he doesn't want to accept it. Help me with that! My mom is crazy about this topic and your godson is more foolish than a speck in the eye.

Well brother, I'm going; because I'm going to do the mission you gave me.

Goddess! What I love you is dick. I love you more than a mega hot dog “Barco Crispy” for 8 people, which they sell in Coromoto, in the municipality of San Francisco del Zulia, specifically in the local Crispy Star. Malay reads well so there are no misunderstandings: I'm talking about the Crispy Ship, which is given a triple serving of tenderloin, fried crispy chicken, red chorizo and a triple serving of shredded meat, with at least two jars of zebu cheese, which, if we count, would be like 10 slices of cheese. Add slices of smoked ham on the back, yellow cheese, half an egg carton and plenty of french fries. Of vegetables that only put onion and cabbage in it because carrots can be heavy on me. Let them throw in all the pots of sauce, but only one line of mustard because you remember that it makes me weak, and most importantly brother, that they put a bottle of tartar sauce so that the Crispy Ship goes down without problems. Goddess! The same thing as always to drink: a 3-liter Big Cola with a full glass of ice. For dessert, so as not to be so fluffy or abusive, add a repowered three-milk cake with ice cream balls on top, strawberry flavor, arequipe and rum with raisins; with plenty of condensed milk on top and three lollipop sticks.

Take care of me Malayo!

Regardless of any difficulty, we will overcome!

Change and out.

Mazo News Team