A swindler and a smoker! Find out about La Sayo's plans in the face of the failure of her call for “elections now”

Published at: 06/05/2026 09:48 PM

Caracas, May 6, 2026, 124 days after the kidnapping of Cilia and Nicolás. From the dressing room in La Chiqui, my hairdresser at the Valle Arriba Shopping Center.

Patriota del Valle Arriba Country Club.

Hello gordoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! How are you my baby Gerber? I'm fine, I'm in CHANGE OF LOOK MODE to distract myself a little, by the way Diosdi! you should do the same, change your look, for example, graft hair, grow your beard and paint it black, thin your nose, I don't know those little things that some men do now out of fashion, hahahahahaha! It's a joke! , I love you, as well as a round, torontico.

God! I'm trying to distract myself, I need to forget that my friend Cori has finished destroying what little political capital he had left with the Republican MAGA, remember that it's one thing to be MAGA and another thing to belong to the Crazy Cuban club in Florida, I mean! It's like comparing pedigree dogs with cacri dogs, oops! As I said, to distract myself, I came to La Chiqui, you know? , my hairdresser, the one who dates a goat from Primero Justicia who is called a “sandwich” because it is not missing at any Venezuelan party but it always arrives undercooked. Good! , I came to ask the little girl if I cut my hair or just change my color.

MY ROLLITO PELÓN MARACUCHO. I tell you that Cori is getting closer to staying in the trunk of history every day. God! Although she thinks she is the protagonist of the movie “THE DEVIL DRESSES FASHIONABLY”, the truth is that my friend is an “OLD-FASHIONED DEVIL”, I mean! hellooouuu! As much as my girl wears a thousand rosaries around her neck, her free fall continues, just as I predicted to you in my last letter.

Drunk! after Cori's failure on his European tour where he achieved nothing important other than photos and content for his social networks, plus some money that they hammered at Spanish businessmen, Cori returned to Washington to continue to measure strength with Trump and continue with his strategy of boycotting not only Catire, but businessmen and anyone who doesn't lend himself to his plan to end peace in Venezuela. Although I tell you that my girl is starting to pick a minimum because she continues to accumulate failures and her last remaining allies are beginning to demand answers and others are leaving, such as the case of ExxonMobil.

MY TEQUEYOYO WITH SWEET FRIED PLATANITO LIKE YOU. I will update you on my girl's recent failures. On the one hand, Cori's plan to finance and promote supposed trade unionists with the objective of lifting a climate of crisis and chaos in the country is not working out well, because, even if they want to sell it as “spontaneous” actions of disgruntled workers, everyone knows, even the guests in Colinas de Valle Arriba, that the one who is fueling this staging is Cori, who now shouts “Delcy go now”, which is nothing more than the rehash of “Chávez go now” and the "Maduro go now”. Bone, fat man! Cheap recycling. Nothing new under the sun. To cover up the failure and her plan to manipulate sectors linked to workers, my girl decided to call for a global protest on Sunday, May 3, in “more than 120 cities” to demand more releases of alleged political prisoners, as if more than 8,000 amnesties had not been granted in this country. Could it be that now Cori also wants the release of the murderers, the drug traffickers, the rapists who pass them off as “political prisoners” to continue to collect money abroad?

God! Cori no longer knows what to do to stay afloat. The truth is that its large global call for 120 cities did not reach even 30 cities and where there were the most concentrated people it was in Spain where the contacts the photo confirms that there were 28 people (I'll leave you the photo). Now, my CHUPI CHUPI DE CATUCHE, what struck me the most is that, in Spain where supposedly two weeks ago Cori had moved, according to his own lies, more than 10 thousand people to shout “Mona” at my friend Delcy, how is it that now he only moved 28 people on Sunday? I don't know baby! There are maths that don't fit me. Oseaaaaaa! this confirms what I told you last week: most of those who filled Puerta del Sol were members of the PP and VOX disguised in a hat and a tricolor shirt. I think Cori got caught lying.

By the way, I thought that my uncle the Inmundo was going to be at that Sunday rally in Madrid, since on April 28 he published a post in X saying that he “was back”, but when I saw the photos of the supposed Sunday protest, neither he nor my cousin Carolina appeared, so I ran out to call my aunt Mercedes, who confirmed what I suspected: uncle is still not well at all, they force him to publish a video or a weekly photic so that no one thinks he is sick. In fact, my aunt asked me if I could send her the bushes and macaws that uncle left here in Caracas because he's in a low mood, God! He gave me something!

MY CHIMBO EGG TO EAT YOU ALL OVER. Once again, I confirm what we already know: Cori needs to maintain a climate of social conflict, especially on the street, to see if gringos trust her again. My friend's new buzzword is “burst”, write that down and you'll see it repeat. In that sense, to begin to mount her “outburst”, my friend Cori put the pious Juan Pablo Guanipa to the test, but I have that story for you later, and at the same time, Cori began to rearrange her pieces in the student sector, because she understood that the boys of the FCU of the UCV have been so erratic in their approaches and actions that they ended up deflating their own mobilizations. That's why Cori le asked his intern at Vente Venezuela, along with other “coconuts without water”, to go around the country trying to recreate the “White Hands” movement of 2007. God! If you were on a pilgrimage for peace, as you did with my friends Delcy Eloína, bones! everything would be nicer, but no! , their pilgrimage is because of hate and chaos. Don't be surprised that you will soon see the burning of rubbers and the calls for locks at the doors of emblematic universities, remember this “the chaos, the explosion, is the last deck of cards left to Cori”.

MY YUCA FRITTER WITH MELAO. The pearl of the week, my baby Gerber del Furrial, was that of my friend Magalli. I was flabbergasted! Bone! I died dead! because it turns out that on Saturday an interview went viral in which Magalli came out to say that "María Corina does not need Donald Trump's permission or blessing to return to Venezuela" Oseaaaa! for Dior and for Cartier! I almost drowned with a teaspoon of caviar with sardine because the attack of Cori and his people against Catire is already open. Chubby! When I heard that I ran out to write to Magalli to see if she was drinking too much, but no! , the truth is much worse.

God! Hold on tight! It turns out that Magalli confessed to me that that phrase came from Cori herself. Yes! Cori can't stand the annoyance she has against Catie Trump, so she sent Magalli and her parakeets to repeat like trained parrots that “the catire doesn't control her”. I, almost falling backwards like Condorito, asked Magalli: what if Trump boots Washington? Magalli giggled and told me that that was impossible, that with the midterm elections over them, the Republicans would not dare to call them enemies, that they can raise their hand to the Democrats whenever they want and that only Cori can make Trump win. Bone, fat man! This is a crazy thing, it's pure and hard megalomania, never! I heard so much arrogance together, I swear this isn't going to end well.

But wait! it's not just Magalli. All of Cori's friends are already beginning to openly complain and threaten Catire.

MY STUFFED ALFAJOR FROM AREQUIPE. And as if the Magalli thing weren't enough, on Monday my girl finished off attending the Global Conference of the Milken Institute, in Beverly Hills. There, dressed as a Nobel Prize winner, she uttered two sentences that will go down in the history of garbage collectors. The first: that Venezuela “will be the first nation built in the era of artificial intelligence”, in short! we don't exist, she's going to build us. The second jewel, was even worse, Cori said that: “in Venezuela there has not been a social outbreak because people are confident that there will be an electoral process soon.” Bone! How do I explain it to you! When I heard that I became thoughtful and staring into the mirror I said to myself: myself! How do I explain to Cori that people in this country are least concerned about elections and there is no social upheaval here because my friends Delcy, my little bear Diosdi and skinny Jorge keep everything calm, please!

But the story of the event is not only what my friends said at the loquis, but this small detail. It turns out that the founder of the institute, Michael Milken, was one of the most controversial financiers in Wall Street history: convicted of stock fraud, racketeering (organized crime) and market manipulation in 1990. He served jail time and was pardoned in 2020. Bone, fat man! Cori, the “Nobel Peace Prize”, went to announce the future of Venezuela at the event of a man who was in jail for a scammer. The metaphor counts itself. Bone aaaaaa!

On Tuesday, after her speech at the Milken Institute, Cori changed the subject. He told the press that the elections could be “in no more than a year” Upsssss! Can you explain this to me, my Winnie the Pooh bear? because a week ago Cori called for “NOW” elections, that is, Cori is going from “already” to “in a year” without blinking an eye. My informants at Vente Venezuela tell me that the change in tone came after an important telephone scolding from La Blanca Casa. All bad for my friends!

MY KOREAN DULCE DE LECHE (FROM CHORUS, NOT FROM KOREA). While all this was going on, Cori met Juan Pablo Guanipa's louse in the United States. My friend Magalli told me the story: Cori made him go to Miami and Washington, gave him treats, walked him with María Elvira Salazar on April 30 and then whispered that when she returned to Venezuela she would name him “her second in command”, leaving Magalli out. You can imagine the louse feeling Napoleon Bonaparte. What he doesn't know is that it's all Cori's plan to keep him waiting and not betray her. God! Cori doesn't trust Guanipa, not now, not before.

To put it to the test, Cori told her to go around the country saying that she will return soon and that she is the candidate, let's see if Juan Pablo complies with Cori.

MY CHURRITO WITH HOT CHOCOLATE. And to close the picture, I don't think anyone is talking, or remembering that Cori had planned some acts of boycott at the rallies that took place before and during May 1, including a nighttime cacerolazo. Good chubby one! I don't know if I had otitis or fell asleep early, but on Friday, May 1, I didn't hear a single smell ringing all over Valle Arriba, nor did I see the dead that were going to fall as Cori said, thankfully every plan of Cori's evil is diluted, transmuted and canceled.

Two more things, my pen bomb! The Cori met with the unburied body of Luis Almugre, who still has certain influences on some OAS delegations. It turns out that the circus set up today by that organization, which is more discredited than the people of Cori asking businessmen for money in Madrid, was promoted by Cori and Almugre, who positioned a non-existent narrative without foundations, without evidence, to continue talking about alleged political prisoners and the Amnesty Law, the truth no longer keeps a single form. The other thing is that there is a lobby close to Cori that contacted the Infame of Guyana trying to maintain the agreement that if she, Cori, came to power, she would hand over the Essequibo to the Infame as did her great-great-grandfather Nicomedes Zuloaga. It's no wonder that Cori has something to do with the false flag they mounted today over an alleged border attack, baby! we all know that the government of the Infamous Ali ran out of arguments in the face of our intervention in the ICJ.

¡Diosdado José, LISTEN TO ME, because this is the part where I get toxic!

Cori does NOT return to Venezuela in May, nor in June. Forget it. As much as Guanipa cackles that the “return is imminent”, my friends stay in hiding because Trump clearly told him “you're not going” (this was confirmed even by the New York Times). She will announce another “international tour” in the next two weeks, probably to Israel or Poland, to stay on screen.

Cori is going to relaunch the issue of alleged political prisoners as a single flag, because she understood that with “elections now” she lost international traction.

It is likely that a plan they had for the six months will go ahead. That being the case, you will soon see pockets of violence camouflaged as “spontaneous student protests”, revived by Cori operators, who have been developing a gradual destabilization operation.

Tell your friend the minister to be aware, because some “favored” by the amnesty and who are in an attitude contrary to coexistence have been arriving from other countries. God! they are wolves dressed as sheep, believe me they are coming again to guard.

And watch out for this, Diosdado José: Milken's speech on “the first nation of the era of artificial intelligence” was not improvisation. It's the new speech that Cori is going to sell to investment funds, Republican think tanks and the people of Silicon Valley to replace the political support he already lost in the White House. Christian translation: since Trump no longer eats Cori's stories, she is now going to seek godparents in the gringo private sector. My girl continues to believe that Venezuela is giving itself up as if it were a venture in an investment round.

I write to you and I feel like in the movie Lady and the Wanderer, I'm a princess and you're a Cacri.

Miss me, remember that you are my baby Fiufiu.