No one believes them! Find out why the machinery of sellers of illusions and manufacturers of narratives in La Sayo is sinking

Published at: 14/10/2026 08:46 PM

October 14, 2026

Briefing Room - White House.

Washington D.C.

VIP PATRIOT.

Hellooo, my friend Furrileaño. How are you? Brother! The most recent events that have taken place in these parts of the world have been the definitive slap of realpolitik to the media delirium of Venezuelan extremism, led by María “La Chick-flada” Machado and all her troupe of propagandists, sellers of illusions and manufacturers of narratives, including Falsandete who is wounded, does not know what to do with his own network of lies and no longer knows how to justify that he works for foreign political interests.

Goddess! One thing is the sad and shameful spectacle for social networks and another, quite another, the politics of power. And when strategic interests walk through the door, epic tales, fantasies of redemption, and speeches designed to sell smoke are without effect. Because in the end, geopolitics does not move to the rhythm of Twitter's applause, nor does it obey the scripts of those who for years have believed themselves to be exclusive interpreters of Venezuelan reality. They have failed in all their analyses and assumptions, yet they can't get enough of selling smoke.

But, before we continue... Brother! Didn't I tell you that someone who eats in silence repeats? Well, brother, there you have the proof! Your friend is out there, my friend, everyone's friend, sending messages like crazy. I think he got the taste of the thing. I spoke to him clearly: you're either chicha or lemonade! , define yourself! ... Bro! Don't think badly enough... I'm talking about Los Tiburones and Caracas!

We'd better go about our business.

Brother! The recent visit of former congresswoman Dinorah Figuera to Washington has dealt a severe blow to the ego of the Venezuelan extremist leadership, especially “La Chick-flada” Machado, who has been doing everything possible for months to get some political attention.

Our dear friend “la Charlotte”, who you know very well still has good contacts on these sides — don't forget to greet her in English! —, he told me that, in the real tables where geopolitics moves, Machado lost all prominence, and his environment no longer occupies the place he presumes so much. No tricks or tricks: the deck doesn't deceive.

According to “La Charlotte”, in the corridors of power, there is disappointment, dissatisfaction and an ever deeper discomfort with the circle that accompanies Machado. The reason? The machinery of propagandists, sellers of illusions and manufacturers of narratives that has been playing with the expectations of Venezuelans for months, announcing “returns in hours”, issuing ultimatums and predicting an alleged imminent break of Chavism, have once again ended in broken promises and good smoke.

While the country and realpolitik continue to advance, the environment of “La Chick-flada” Machado seems determined to live off these far-fetched Fake News to try to stay afloat. But “La Charlotte” warns me that, while that chorus insists on selling imminent endings and miraculous solutions, those who know the times and mechanisms of international politics speak of a much more realistic scenario: patience, a lot of hard work and working together.

Three concepts that hardly produce explosive headlines, but that describe the reality of the process that Chavism is carrying out to get the country out of the crisis that opposition extremism created. So much so that, “La Charlotte” reiterates to me that the message they gave to the former assembly members was clear and forceful: “everyone who cares about the future of Venezuela must participate in this process in a positive way.”

Here comes the part that will surely not be amused by “La Chick-flada” and her entourage of psudo-journalists: the message also represents a clear and forceful warning for her, who has been identified as an A1 saboteur of peace and political stability in Venezuela, because as I have been warning you for many weeks: here and there they know that a plan is under way to torpedo any progress and dynamite any process.

How many times have we told them that high-level politics doesn't move with social media campaigns? The Maricorinos dedicated themselves to that, while we were preparing and continuing to prepare to move this country forward.

And one last detail, brother, but no less important. “La Charlotte” confirms that, over the past few weeks, a pattern of bot and digital farm activity has been identified that is quite annoying to more than one on either side of the gringo capital. The reason? attempts, hitherto unsuccessful, to install a narrative directed against high-level figures in the Administration. “La Charlotte” assures me that patience is running out and that the matter has begun to be taken more seriously. I know what I'm saying to you. Tic, tock, tick, tock.

Goddess! I thought about it a lot before writing this part to you, because the Falsandete thing honestly seems hopeless. Since I have to deal with him practically on a daily basis, I am increasingly surprised by the level of character, hypocrisy and capacity for manipulation that he can demonstrate. Really, brother, you have to have a pretty tough face to act like that and then pretend that no one notices!

But when you think about it, what can you expect from a character who is always looking for advice from Idania Chirinos, Carla Angola, García Plaza and all that party of characters linked to extremism who live in a bubble? When one chooses as advisors those who live in confrontation, disqualification and the fabrication of false narratives, it is not surprising that the result is that he has become the king of fake news, so much so that he has been singled out by three senior White House officials for selling fake news, a shame it should give ABC to have a reporter who works for other interests that are not exactly those of his country.

Unfortunately, Falsandet is one of those who discovered that provoking, setting up diatribes and igniting confrontations on social networks can be more profitable than providing something truly useful. Its formula seems simple: generate noise, seek reactions, fuel discussions and keep the audience engaged. All because of getting interaction and scratching the crumbs that X distributes every fortnight among the creators who monetize their content.

But the fight he has received in recent days has not come precisely from Chavism, but from his own sidewalk: the same supporters of the opposition, tired of their excesses, have taken their toll on him. And it seems that the shower of criticism he has received is three and two, because the man would have started to pick up cable after realizing that not everyone is willing to applaud his controversies.

The strangest thing is that Falsandete doesn't seem to realize that, in his eagerness to look good with everyone, he ends up portraying himself. Today he says one thing, tomorrow he does another and the day after tomorrow he tries to adapt the speech as it suits him. And so, brother, it is very difficult for him to have credibility: those who intend to deceive everyone end up becoming their own cartoon, as has happened with his boss María Chick-Flada.

SPEAKING OF CARTOONS.

My furrialeño friend, you can't imagine what “La Chick-flada” Machado has become after the mockery given to him by the new Nobel Peace Prize 2026.

The fact is that the figure of Machado has become the target of memes and ironic comments that cross borders, so much so that he did and invested to keep the Nobel Prize and ended up receiving the mockery prize.

But the story doesn't end there. The cynicism with which he presented himself at a collection center in Panama is difficult to ignore. And this is where an uncomfortable question arises: where was that same desire to appear when Venezuela needed solidarity after the earthquake in La Guaira?

Because, while his environment supposedly demanded that he return to the country to embrace the victims and accompany those affected, I have no record of verifiable audiovisual material that demonstrates his physical presence in any of the numerous collection centers that were organized in the United States or in other parts of the world to coordinate aid, collect donations or collaborate with the victims.

“And beware” brother! that here it is not a question of requiring any leader to turn every gesture of solidarity into a photo session. It's about coherence between discourse and facts. If there is a demand for leadership to accompany the victims, it is also legitimate to ask what concrete actions were taken to help them. Well, it's one thing to make speeches about the suffering of Venezuelans and quite another to demonstrate, with verifiable facts, how you helped to alleviate it. And there is the contradiction: if there was so much insistence on the need to return to embrace the victims of La Guaira, why not show in a clear and verifiable way the aid initiatives that were promoted, the coordinated donations or the work done on behalf of those affected? It was all a lie, as always.

THE CLAIMS AND WHAT'S NEXT

Brother! The situation within Venezuelan extremism is increasingly rotting inside. The cracks can no longer be masked up or hidden under the carpet: on their own axis, the voices that question the lies, contradictions and recycled promises of “La Chick-flada” Machado and his circle of sycophants begin to multiply.

Our friend, alias “Chichón de Piso”, who is still stuck headlong into the mob, confessed to me that the discomfort is growing and that more and more people are beginning to demand responsibility, coherence and, even if it seems like a lot to ask for, some sincerity from this pseudo-leadership.

“Chichón de Piso” says that there are many who are already tired of the daily festival of contradictions involving the so-called communication swarm: they say one thing in the morning, correct it in the afternoon and, when night comes, they try to convince everyone that they never said either of them.

But be careful, brother, because while on the one hand they are trying to put out the internal fire, on the other they would already be cooking their next function. “Chichón de Piso” anticipates that “La Chick-flada” and her entourage are preparing moves for the coming weeks, with a special focus on the approach of November 3.

As he tells me, during these days several people from around Machado have some meetings planned in these parts to refine details of what they intend to put on the table. A new promise? Another ultimatum? A new date marked in red to keep the fans entertained? I'll tell you, I have the details of who, when and where.

Pending these days on your Signal. There is something in the environment but we are prepared. I'll keep you informed.

REMEMBER THAT I AM YOUR FINE, FITNESS AND IMPORTANT FRIEND.

CHANGE AND OUT.

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