The show is over! Learn about La Sayo's attack of anger over the releases and the Amnesty Law in Venezuela

Published at: 25/02/2026 11:12 PM

Wednesday, February 25, 2026.

Maracaibo, Santa Lucia sector, diagonal to Pa' Que Luis, in the white house with the red bars that have a Chávez banner and a mushy sign that says: “RETURN NICOLÁS AND CILIA” WE WILL WIN!

Patriot Patricio the Maracucho. 

 What was Diosdado? How are you my dear brother?

Look Malay! , turn on automatic once and sit down, if you want you tell him to put leaf shock absorbers on the chair so that you feel more comfortable and relaxed'. WATCH OUT, Goddess! , not that I'm telling you that you're fat, it's just out of precaution and safety. Cousin! as our commander in chief “Super Mustache” says, we Chavistas must continue to have nerves of steel and be more united than ever, because in complex conjunctures it is when the revolution is most strengthened and advanced. Malay! If you want you are asking for water or something to drink and, in addition, confirm to brother Jorge Rodríguez that first thing tomorrow you will go to the consultation, because with all the information I bring you from the extremist opposition you are going to be crazier than Manuel Rosales, alias “The Philosopher of Zulia”, when he once said that he liked to bathe on the beach, but without getting wet.

Goddess! like dermatologists: “let's get to the point”.

Cousin! That's where our cooperating patriot “Yasuri Yamileth” wrote to me. Yasuri sent you to say that if it didn't seem strange to you that after María Corina went around crying out for the release of the so-called political prisoners, and now that many are benefiting from measures granted by the Venezuelan state and now by the Amnesty Law, then Sayo opposes, gets upset, orders that they attack the law, but in addition, she herself has commented in her circle of trust about the annoyance caused by her releases. Brother! Maybe I'm sinning innocent, that attitude of MariCori is not that of a normal person, I think that, to be honest, that girl has never cared about people even by disguise.

Goddess! , that's where our cooperating patriot “Cabeza de Motor” wrote to me, who heads one of the micro parties that are part of the Unitary Platform. Head of Engine told me that María Corina has a dilemma with the PUPU, she doesn't know whether to attack it or follow the game like Inmundo González, alias “Chespirito”, did. The problem is that Sayo knows very well that most of those who make up that shell do not respond to their interests. For example, MariCori knows that neither Ramos Allup, nor Leopoldo, nor Delsa Jenifer are going to play a close draw with her, although Cabeza de Motor has learned that María Corina wants to propose to Delsa Solorzano that she be her candidate for the governor of the state Miranda pa'ver if this way she buys her. Brother! I can only tell you that this is going to be a pain in the ass, move away because there are no elections yet and they are already throwing a knife.

Cousin! , another piece of information that came to me, spicier than a pavilion with sweet pepper and malice, is that, since Sayo has been meeting with Democrats and Republicans in Congress for quick elections in Venezuela, that didn't please Catire Trump, who doesn't forgive bipartisan “betrayal”, sees it as unreliable, and that's the real reason why Donald Trump didn't invite her to the State of the Union speech and forbade his Republican congressmen and senators from inviting her. Goddess! La Sayo is desperate and ordered her longliners to do damage control, to come out and say on social networks that it's not that they left her out, but that she didn't want to go out there and that she had scheduling problems; she also asked them to say that she was the one who organized everything. Go Malay! , that they're going to put that trick on someone else, because she doesn't even believe that herself.

Brother! , our cooperating patriot “Gatúbela” brought me hotter information than Maracaibo at 12 noon. It turns out that Leopoldo López, alias “El Princeso”, is putting together a plan because he wants to return to Venezuela. Pa'eso had several Trojan horses at his disposal and made a moderately decent publication on the Amnesty Act. With this article, Leopoldo López leaves María Corina as an insensitive and extremist radical, while he sells himself to the man who can live with Chavism. The Prince also seeks to portray himself as the conciliatory man that the international community prefers. Look cousin! , I repeat it to you for a trillion more times, you are going to remember that this opposition fight is going to be better than a three-phase patacon with the evil eye.

That's where our cooperating patriot “El Pejoteco” wrote to me, who sometimes gets lost more than the tip of the plastic tape. Pejoteco told me that in Zulia, Juan Pablo Guanipa, alias “Tequeño Traidor”, has already begun to meet with the few remaining members of what was Primero Justicia. The sinister dwarf began calling members of the Union and Change party in Maracaibo to steal people from Capriles. Goddess! , Pejoteco says that Juan Pablo Guanipa is also summoning former members of Popular Will and Vente Venezuela in Maracaibo to embarrass Zulia because remember that the Tequeño Traidor swore by La Chinita that he would not rest until he took Manuel Rosales out of Zulia. Cousin! , the other thing that Pejoteco heard, from people who were at the meeting that Juan called

Pablo, the thing is that he is thinking of competing for space with María Corina on the excuse that she is not in Venezuela and he is. Brother! they swear that there will be elections this year and so they are disagreeing with their people, you know that these people like to live off lies.

Cousin! , after listening to Pejoteco, I contacted our cooperating patriot ASOMAMA, who is called that because he is the director of the Association of Husbands Abused by Women, and he is also a member of A New Time. ASOMAMA told me that the Philosopher of Rosales, and Capriles alias “Liceo de Noche”, are already aware of Juan Pablo Guanipa's conspiracy plans, so they are thinking of joining forces to destroy him and get him out of Zulia forever. Brother! ASOMAMA says that the one who is in three and two is Tomás Guanipa, who must decide whether to stay with Capriles or go with his brother.

Look! Malay! The internal fight of the opposition is about to eat cotufa, of course, that they fight each other, we are on the path of peace and coexistence, as our sister Delcy Eloina summoned us.

Goddess! Since you always ask me for a ñapita I will give it to you.

There are Leopoldo López, alias “The Wireless Princess” and Juan Guaidó, alias “Juanito Alimaña” talking about pests in the United States about a certain JJ Rendón. They say that JJ Rendón is a traitor and that he stabbed them in the back because after being part of the interim government, he now spends his time giving interviews in Miami supporting the Amnesty Law and calling for national reconciliation in Venezuela. Cousin! , Leopoldo López said that JJ Rendón is more treacherous than a brown health role, and now, the princess is telling everyone in the United States that JJ Rendón was always one of the cooperating patriots who passed information to Chavism from Miami and that everyone should definitely take care of him! these people are kind of crazy.

Diosdado, my brother “El Chicho” is going to write to you privately on WeChat to ask you for some advice because he is more worried than El Chavo when Professor Jirafales asks him for the multiplication table of 7, I don't know what it will be. Cousin! , your godson Hugo Nicolás sent you to say that he sent you a video to the WeChat group “Resteados con Super Mustache,” so you can see, supposedly you see some little birds having conversations to generate chaos in the month of March, you see it and tell us.

Good brother! I'm leaving. I love you more than a super special “HAT” type hamburger, the kind that they sell to that “El Cuñao” in the northern area of Maracaibo, and that are for 8 people. Let the hat be mixed; of meat and chicken, with a kilo of potatoes, with a mountain of vegetables and especially shredded cabbage, with plenty of slices of smoked ham, creamy zebu cheese, with white sauce, red sauce and a small portion of mustard to give it a touch of sour flavor, obviously with the teapot of tartar sauce next to it and the respective 3-liter Big Cola with a yellow glass of ice. It is worth saying, if possible, that I get crispy chicken breaded with gluten-free wheat flour in my hat because of the diet, and besides, that hamburger bread is the one with plenty of sesame seeds. Cousin! , and for dessert, not to abuse, to give me a boat with a giant strawberry ball with ice cream and showers of chocolates sold at the entrepreneur's fair in Ana María Campos Park in the western part of Maracaibo. Brother! And if by chance I get hungry, we order a 5XL sausage with sausage and a juicy and chewy slice of zebu cheese.

Malay, take care of me! What I love you is dick!

Mazo News Team